At Los Arms Hospital, three brainless interns - Doctors Howard, Fine and Howard - promise Dr. Graves, the hospital superintendent, that they will devote the rest of their lives to "duty and humanity!" They are instructed to rush to any room whenever "Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard" is heard over the loudspeaker. They use a variety of vehicles and animals to rush up and down the corridors. They end up shooting the loudspeaker that dies with a "Ohhh ... they got me!" Of course they run amok throughout the hospital, and finally operate on Dr. Graves himself to retrieve a safe combination that he accidentally swallowed during the excitement.

WWI has ended and stooges have been discharged from the service, even though they've done absolutely nothing. When their sergeant discovers this, he beats them up badly, but the stooges have their revenge and beat him up. Years pass by and the guys become bums. They try to steal a meal from a well-to-do man who chases and catches them in front of a military recruiting station. When the boys ask for a job, he tells them to go into a nearby building and go to room 310. They sign up, but it turns out to be the army, and they're under their old sergeant's command again! They are assigned to train on a big gun at a naval base, and after messing up many times, they accidentally fire on the Admiral's flagship. The sergeant then blasts them away by firing a cannon at them.

The Stooges are dim-witted firemen who spend all their time covering up their mistakes so they can impress their girlfriends by being in uniform. Curly sneaks out of the firehouse while on duty and joins the girls. They want him to get the other two to come over, so Curly trips the nearest fire alarm. The fire truck leaves Moe and Larry behind because they have accidentally locked themselves in a janitor's closet. They then take the Captain's car and try to beat the truck to the fire, ultimately wrecking the car.

Millionaire Rumsford has about had it with his wife Sheri's eccentric behavior. He calls the office of psychiatrists Ziller, Zeller and Zoller to help. The call is taken by the Stooges, who are actually phone repairmen. They assume the doctors' identities and try to cure Sheri at her society birthday party, while inciting a cream puff fight.

In this Stooge short, the boys are greeting card salesmen who try to help a wife by posing as her lovers. When her husband comes home, he sees the Stooges and chases them outside, where they hide in a line of people. Unfortunately for them, it's a line to sign up for the Army! To make matters worse, their commanding officer is the jealous husband who they ran away from. While in training, they march in the opposite direction than their supposed to, run away from the husband, hide in bayonett practice dummies, and their commanding officer does bayonett practice on them! Then, when their on the battlefield, they accidentally give themselves a dose of laughing gas and are captured by the enemy.

The Stooges portray incredibly klutzy ice men who accidentally cause Mr. Lawrence (Vernon Dent) to smash not one but two birthday cakes. When they drive Mrs. Lawrence's cook and maid to quit, the Stooges volunteer to prepare the dinner, not knowing who her husband is!

Synopsis provided by a fellow knucklehead, Ichabod Slipp

A mysterious Ape Man is committing burglaries, and Mr. Dill, the head of the Citizens League, is demanding action. Rookie cops Moe, Larry and Curly rush to the scene of the latest burglary, Gypsom Good Antiques, where they discover that the "Ape Man" is a real gorilla, and that Mr. Dill is behind the robberies.

Synopsis provided by a fellow knucklehead, Denis Tarpinian

Moe is on trial for assault with intent to commit mayhem. Moe explains he is very sick and needs peace and quiet. This segues into a flashback where Moe is disturbed by Larry and Curly's "Original Two-Man Quartet" act. To help Moe relax, Larry and Curly take him on a hunting trip, which is ruined by a grizzly bear. Moe is then found not guilty and chases his roommates out of the courtroom with an axe.

It is the middle of Prohibition and the Stooges are unable to buy beer. They decide to make their own and produce 185 bottles of beer. The boys are soon arrested for bootlegging. The warden finds out Curly has smuggled a keg of beer into the prison and the boys are sentenced to a long stretch. The Stooges are finally released after 40 years, but when Curly asks for a bottle of beer, he is thrown back into the warden's care by Moe and Larry.

The Stooges return home from the war, only to find their girlfriends dispossessed. They find no vacancies and turn a backyard into a home until a tractor plows over it. The Stooges are finally married and make a one room apartment their home.

The Stooges' inheritance from their late Uncle Ambrose has been stolen by crooked investment broker Icabod Slipp. The boys go over to Slipp's office to subpoena him, but he beats each of them up, rips up their subpoenas and then takes off on a train with the boys' inheritance. The Stooges trail him to the train he's on, but before finding him, they accidentally let loose a lion on the train. Later on, the boys finally capture Slipp and get their inheritance money back from him.

Curly Howard, who had retired, makes a cameo in this film as a snoring passenger.

Shemp is sick, and the Stooges' "know-it-all" friend Claude recommends that they take Shemp on a camping trip. Of course, he sells them everything they need, including a car. The Stooges practice putting up the tent... in their living room. When they try to get the car ready for the trip, they discover it's a piece of junk, and have all kinds of problems, especially with the tires. But when an avid car collector turns up, Claude quickly pays the Stooges back so he can sell it to the collector for more money, only the "collector" turns out to be an escaped lunatic!

The Stooges are arrested for vagrancy, but the Judge releases them for lack of evidence. Working as door-to-door repairmen, the boys are hired to fix the wiring in a home. When the chef quits, they help out by making a disastorous birthday dinner for their employer, who turns out to be the Judge who released them!

The Stooges are broke and about to be evicted when Shemp's rich Uncle Phineas comes for a visit. The boys plead with their landlady, Mrs. McGruder, to let them stay, and she relents when she realizes that Uncle Phineas is her long-lost love (although the Stooges don't know that.)

Meanwhile, the Stooges have to deal with their new neighbor, an extremely jealous strongman, who discovers his wife in their apartment without her skirt on, thanks to a clumsy Shemp in the kitchen.

Synopsis provided by a fellow knucklehead, Michael Holme 

The Chief of Detectives gives Moe, Larry and Shemp 24 hours to solve the murder of Slug McGurk. They question a witness, an Italian organ grinder with a British accent, but he runs away when they mention a murder. A frustrated actor named Gilbraith Q. Tiddlewadder (better known as Chopper) tries to confess as a publicity stunt, but the real killer shows up, outraged at not getting credit, and starts shooting up the police station.

Synopsis provided by a fellow knucklehead, Mike Holme

After the success of 1983's The Curly Shuffle by The Jump 'n the Saddle Band (and The Stone Country Band), Columbia produced this music video to accompany Jump's recording.

Film clips are taken from WOMAN HATERS (1934), PUNCH DRUNKS (1934), UNCIVIL WARRIORS (1935), PARDON MY SCOTCH (1935), THREE LITTLE BEERS (1935), MOVIE MANIACS (1936), DISORDER IN THE COURT (1936), CASH AND CARRY (1937), THREE MISSING LINKS (1938), HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND DUMB (1938), TASSELS IN THE AIR (1938), CALLING ALL CURS (1939), A PLUMBING WE WILL GO (1940), NO CENSUS NO FEELING (1940), AN ACHE IN EVERY STAKE (1941), SOME MORE OF SAMOA (1941), DUTIFUL BUT DUMB (1941), DIZZY PILOTS (1943), A BIRD IN THE HEAD (1946), DOPEY DICKS (1950) and THE THREE STOOGES MEET HERCULES (1962).