{START OF PART ONE}:

This part starts off with this introduction by the announcer:

ANNOUNCER:   "Ha, ha, ha, ha.  Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, it's the Three Stooges, for mirth and madness.:

MOE:   "I'M MOE:"   (Moe is shuffling to and fro as he has big, huge, mischievous grin on his face):

ANNOUNCER:   "SIMPLE AND SCREWY:"

SHEMP:   "I'M SHEMP:"   (Shemp is dressed in paint coated painting cover-alls, with a huge grin on his face as he is dancing and mopping the floor):

ANNOUNCER:   "LOONEY AND LUDICRIOUS:"

LARRY:   "I'M LARRY:"   (Larry is also dancing with a huge grin on his face as he is also mopping the floor):

ANNOUNCER:   "Ha, ha, ha, ha.  Yes, the Three Stooges are also gentlemen."

We now see a door that reads as follows:

THREE STOOGES

FIZZICIANS, SOIGEONS, and MD's
LOIYERS
INJINEERS

           CIVIL
              ELECKTRICLE
              AIRONAWTICLE
              CHEMICKLE

SKYHIATRISTS
UPTOMETRISTS
DOWNTOWN - ETRISTS
BABY SITTERS:  (18 AND OVER)
BANK EXAMINERS:  (PIGGY BANK THAT IS)
REAL ESTATE BROKERS
BROKE ESTATE REALERS
INKUM TAX EXPERTS
INTERIOR DECORATING:  (PS:  ALSO FLATS FIXED)

ANNOUNCER:   "When it comes to any kind of business, they're dry as monkeys.  With this dry monkey business, tonight, it's "INTERIOR DECORATING:"

We now see Moe with a sheepish grin on his face as he is sitting there wittling on a piece of wood.  He is now turning around and looking behind himself to a door where Larry is.

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe is looking over his shoulder towards Larry and is shouting loudly):  "Hey, Egg-Head, I'm ready to dictate!"

We now see Larry entering the room and he is hopping up on Moe's lap with a very effeminate manner and with an effeminate look on his face as Larry is holding a pencil and a stenograpers pad.

LARRY to MOE:   (In a very lady like manner):  "Yes, sir!"

We now see Shemp standing in the background with a mischievous look on his face with a broom in his hands and is standing in front of a closet with a sign on it that reads:  "PAINT DEPARTMENT:"

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe has now smacked Larry on his face and has now shoved Larry off of his lap.  Moe is now giving Larry a mad look as Larry is rubbing his sore face in pain as Moe says to Larry):  "Get away from here.  "What's the matter with you, are you an idiot, an imbecile, a moron?"

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry is laughing hysterically):  "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"

MOE to LARRY:  (With a look of madness on his face says to Larry):  "What are you laughing at?"

LARRY to MOE:  (With a true look of mischief on his face as he is still laughing hysterically):  "Eight to five, I'm in there someplace!"

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe has a mad look on his face and is once again slapping Larry on his face and is dragging Larry by his hair says):  "Come on, get over there and straighten up the files."

All the while that Moe and Larry were having their tit-for-tat, Shemp has been standing in the background in front of the "PAINT DEPARTMENT" closet examining his broom.

MOE to SHEMP:  (In a total state of mischief says as Shemp has now set down his broom and is approaching Moe):  "Hey, Broccoli-Head, come here, do you think you can take a letter?"

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Shemp is now sitting down in front of the typewriter and has a quizzical look on his face says):  "I don't think, I know!"

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is sitting down at the desk next to Shemp says in a mischievous voice):  "I don't think you know either, but go ahead!"

All the while that Moe was asking Shemp if he could take a letter, we see Larry in the background with a really sheepish look on his face as he is 'trying' to straighten up the filing cabinet system.

We now see Moe who is getting ready to dictate his letter to Shemp who is now positioned in front of the typewriter.

MOE to SHEMP:  (In a very serious manner as Moe has one arm resting on the desk and Shemp has now stroked about twenty keys on the typewriter as Moe has now dictated these two words to Shemp):  "Dear Sir."

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe has a mischievous look on his face as Moe is now following with his eyes the rapid movement of Shemp's fingers on the keys and Moe has now given Shemp an eyepoke asks Shemp):  "What do you have so far?"

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Shemp is rubbing his eyes and is staring at his sheet of paper asks Moe):  "How do you spell 'S-I-R.'?"

MOE to SHEMP:  (In a total state of mischief says to Shemp in your case):  'C-U-R, continue.  We are receipt of your letter of the sixteenth in reply."

Moe is now bent over and has his hand on his neck as he is thinking and muttering to himself, 'Let me see, let me see.'  Moe is now thinking of what to say in the remaining protion of his letter.  Shemp is still very busy at his typing chore.  Shemp has now gone and pushed the carriage return, causing the carriage to go crashing into Moe's head.

Moe is now bent over and is yelling out loudly in pain, 'Ow, ow, ow, ow.'  Moe is now grabbing and rubbing his sore head.

MOE to SHEMP:  (As both Moe and Shemp are standing up and Moe has a really mad look on his face as he is now grabbing Shemp by his hair in a full state of madness says):  "Remind me to send your head to the cleaners with the rest of the flatwork.  Get away from here!"

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Shemp is now rubbing his head in pain and says to Moe who has a look of madness on his face says):  "All right, I'll use pen and ink, that's what I'll do."

As Shemp is pouring some ink from a container into a cup we see Moe looking at the door as someone is knocking on it.  Shemp has now set his cup of ink on the desk.

SHEMP, MOE, and LARRY to the DOOR:  (In a sing-song style of voice):  "Come in, come in, come in!"

We now see a good looking gentleman entering into their office.

CLIENT to SHEMP, MOE, and LARRY:  (As he has now entered into their office and has shut the door behind his says):  "Pardon me, gentlemen."

Shemp, Larry, and Moe are now looking around their office for the 'gentlemen.'

MOE to the CLIENT:  (In a total state of glee when Moe has realized that the client was refering to them says):  "Oh, yes."

CLIENT to MOE, LARRY, and SHEMP:  (With a serious look on his face is now introducing himself to Moe, Shemp, and Larry in a serious and professional manner):  "I'm Mr. Pennyfeather."

MR. PENNYFEATHER to SHEMP, LARRY, and MOE:  (As he is looking at them in a very serious state as Shemp has now picked back up his cup of ink):  "Are you gentlemen, painters and paper hangers?"

LARRY to MR. PENNYFEATHER:  (With a look of mischief on his face and in a questionable and mischievous tone of voice replies):  "Are we painters and paper hangers?"

MOE to MR. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Moe is looking at Mr. Pennyfeather with a look of wonderment on his face and has a questionable tone of voice says):  "Are we painters and paper hangers?"

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Shemp is giving Moe a sheepish look and is picking back up his cup of ink asks Moe in a questionable tone of voice quietly):  "Are we?"

We now see Moe with a look of madness on his face to Shemp as Moe is stomping on Shemp's foot in a state of shut-up and madness.

Shemp with his cup of ink in his hand is limping and yelling in pain, 'Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh.'  Shemp has now slightly lost his balance and is bending down to rub his sore foot and is spilling his ink all down the front of Mr. Pennyfeather's suit.

MR. PENNYFEATHER, to SHEMP, MOE, and LARRY:  (In a totally outrageous manner as he is shouting at Moe, Shemp, and Larry madly):  "Why, you clumsy fools!"

MOE to MR. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Moe is now approaching Mr. Pennyfeather and is holding onto his suit jacket says in a very apologetic tone of voice):  "Oh, we're so sorry!"

MR. PENNYFEATHER to MOE:  (As Shemp and Larry are also standing there looking at Mr. Pennyfeather in a state of dazement as Mr. Pennyfeather is outrageously mad shouts to Moe furiously):  "My clothes are all full of ink!"

MOE to MR. PENNYFEATHER:  (With a look of sorriness on his face and in a very apologetic tone of voice says):  "Oh, we'll fix it up!"

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe is now turning around and is looking for Larry as Moe has a look of wonder on his face as Shemp is also standing there with a dumbfounded look on his face as Moe is now shouting):  "L-A-R-R-Y?"

MOE to MR. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Moe is now taking a sponge and is wiping down the front of Mr. Pennyfeather's suit and is adding 'insult to injury,' making the ink mess even worse):  "Now, take it easy, that is a nice rate of Gabardine that you have there."

MR. PENNYFEATHER to MOE:  (As Mr. Pennyfeather has a furious look on his face and is waving his hands madly and is shouting loudly at Moe):  "Becareful with it then."

Larry is now approaching Mr. Pennyfeather with a can that is labelled 'INK REMOVER.'

LARRY to SHEMP, MOE, and MR. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Larry is now throwing the 'INK REMOVER' on Mr. Pennyfeather's suit and is yelling):  "Stand by!"

Larry is now standing there proudly as he is smiling and pointing at the can of 'INK REMOVER' and is showing his can to the audience says proudly:  "I knew it, I knew I had it, see!"

We now see Mr. Pennyfeather in a total state of madness as he is wiping 'INK REMOVER' from his face.

MR. PENNYFEATHER to LARRY:  (With his hands on his hips and an outrageously mad look on his face asks Larry in a stearn tone of voice asks):  "What, what is that?"

LARRY to MR. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Larry is standing there with a look of happiness on his face as he is pointing at the can replies mischievously):  "INK REMOVER!"

Moe and Shemp are standing there giving Larry really mad looks about Larry throwing 'Ink Remover' on Mr. Pennyfeather.

MR. PENNYFEATHER to LARRY:  (As Mr. Pennyfeather has his hands on his waist and is furiously mad at Larry shouts):  Ink remover, but look at this!"

MOE to MR. PENNYFEATHER:  (In a carrying voice and mischief on his face says):  "Oh, we'll have that off in a jiffy.  You don't need that pocket any how!"

While Moe was talking to Mr. Pennyfeather, Shemp was standing behind Moe in a state of dazement.

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is looking at Shemp in a state of mischief and is pointing a finger at Mr. Pennyfeather):  "Go ahead!"

SHEMP to MOE:  (In a mischievous state as Shemp is now sashaying up to Mr. Pennyfeather and is ripping off his top front suit jacket pocket says)  "Why, certainly."

SHEMP to MOE and LARRY:  (As Shemp is now in a state of mischief and has a mischievous look on his face as he has now ripped off the pocket and has tossed it on the floor):  "There, we are!"

We now see Mr. Pennyfeather standing there in a total state of rage, his hands clenched in fists, a mad look on his face, and a mad tone of voice and is patting his chest and is crying in a hurtful state.

MR. PENNYFEATHER to SHEMP, MOE, and LARRY:  (As Mr. Pennyfeather is standing there in a horrified state and crying painfully says):  "My bes suit, and look at my shirt!"

We now see Mr. Pennyfeather in a really upset state crying hurtfully at the fact that he has now totally lost his best suit and shirt.  Shemp is now taking a hold of the front of Mr. Pennyfeather's shirt and is finishing ripping it off.

SHEMP to MR. PENNYFEATHER:  (In a state of mischief as poor Mr. Pennyfeather is still totally upset about the loss of his best 'rags' and Shemp has finished ripping off his shirt says);  "There you go, you don't need that anyway!"

Mr. Pennyfeather has now slapped Shemp across his face in total madness.  We now see Moe pulling Shemp back and is approaching Mr. Pennyfeather in a state of mischievous madness.

MOE to MR. PENNYFEATHER:  (In a state of madness says to him in reference to him hitting Shemp):  "Look here, Nickelfeather!"

MR. PENNYFEATHER to MOE:  (Shouting back at Moe loudly in a total state of madess shouts):  "P-E-N-N-Y-F-E-A-T-H-E-R!"

MOE to MR.  PENNYFEATHER:  (In a state of mischief as he is shouting at Mr. Pennyfeather):  "Do you realize, you just struck one of the toughest men from the state of Texas?"  (Moe, Larry, and Shemp are standing there with looks of wonderment on their faces and are clapping their hands in unison when Moe said the state of Texas).

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is giving Shemp a mischievous look says as Larry has given Shemp a pat on his shoulder in agreement):  "Go ahead, tell him!"

We now see Shemp swaggering up to Mr. Pennyfeather with his hands on his waist and mischief in his voice as Larry and Moe are standing behind Shemp with looks of dazement on their faces.

SHEMP to MR. PENNYFEATHER:  (In a state of mischief as Mr. Pennyfeather has now once again slapped Shemp across the face says):  Now, look it here neighbour!"

We now see Shemp being pulled back by MOe once again as Moe is still mad at Mr. Pennyfeather.  Shemp is rubbing his face in pain as Larry has his hand on Shemp's shoulder and is giving Shemp a look of hurt and sorry.

MOE to MR. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Moe is now approaching Mr. Pennyfeather once again in madness and has a look of devilment on his face says):  "Now, wait a minute, Nickelfeather!"

MR. PENNYFEATHER to MOE:  (As Mr. Pennyfeather is giving Moe a sheepish look and has his hands on his waist and is shouting madly and loudly to Moe):  "P-E-N-N-Y-F-E-A-T-H-E-R!"

MOE to MR. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Moe is shouting at Mr. Pennyfeather in a low mischievous tone of voice):  "You have again soiled the name of the great soverign state of Texas."  (Once again Moe, Larry, and Shemp are clapping their hands in unison at the fact that Moe has again mentioned the state of Texas).

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe has pointed a finger at Shemp and is walking away in a state of madness as Larry is standing there with a mad look on his face as Moe says to Shemp):  "Order him off of the premises!"

We now see Shemp with his hands in his belt loops as he is sashaying once again up to Mr. Pennyfeather in a state of wonderment as Larry is standing there in a state of mischief and is laughing slightly.

SHEMP to MR. PENNYFEATHER:  (With a look of mischievous madness on his face and a slight mad tone of voice says):  "You heard what I told you before."

We now see Mr. Pennyfeather giving Shemp another good, hard, smack across his face as Shemp is falling backwards and is being caught by Moe.  Shemp is yelling in pain, 'Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh.'  Larry is standing there laughing slightly.

MOE to SHEMP:  (In a loud mischievous voice shouts to Shemp):  "H-I-K-E!"

We now see Shemp using his head like a battering ram as he is hitting Mr. Pennyfeather hard in the stomach.  Mr. Pennyfeather is now bending over in pain as Shemp is grabbing him by his suit jacket and belt and is turning him around as Larry is running for the door and is opening it up.  All the while that Moe is shouting, 'HIKE, HIKE, HIKE.'  Moe and Shemp have now thrown Mr. Pennyfeather out of their office.  Larry has now finished throwing Mr. Pennyfeather out of the office as Mr. Pennyfeather has now crashed into a hallway wall and Larry has now slammed the office door behind him.

LARRY to SHEMP:  (As Larry is smiling mischievously and is shaking Shemp's hand is success as Shemp and Moe are standing there with looks of glee on their faces as Larry is saying to Shemp);  "A Bulls-Eye!"

SHEMP to LARRY:  (In a state of agreement as he is still shaking Larry's hand says):  "Yes sir!"  (Moe has now patted Shemp on the back in a state of happiness at the accomplishment Shemp has now completed).

MOE and LARRY to SHEMP:  (As Larry and Moe are congratulating Shemp in his success at tossing Mr. Pennyfeather out of the office.  We now hear three telephones ringing as we see Larry, Moe, and Shemp running frantically as they are all picking up a telephone and are saying in a sing-song style of voice with Shemp first, then Moe, and then Larry):  "Hello, hello, hello!"

Then Shemp says first in a state of mischief as Larry is also responding mischievously, 'Hello, hello.'

SHEMP to LARRY:  (In a happy state):  "Hello!"     LARRY:  "Hello."     SHEMP:  "How are you?"

LARRY to SHEMP:  (As he has a misvhievous look on his face and is smiling as he is extending his hand to Shemp in friendship says):  "Fine, oh, it's you, I didn't expect you!

SHEMP to LARRY:  (As Shemp is looking at Larry gleefully as he is responding back to Larry still holding his telephone receiver and shaking Larry's hand):  "Boy, I didn't expect you, you either, glad to see you!"

All the while that Shemp and Larry are gleefully holding their telephone receivers and are shaking each others hands in a happy and gleeful manner.  They are hitting Moe hard in his chin causing Moe's teeth to chatter as Moe is looking at Shemp madly as Moe is now in a state of pain and is shouting, 'Ow, ow, ow, ow'."

MOE to SHEMP and LARRY:  (In a state of madness as he gives Shemp a mad look first and then he gives Larry one.  Moe is now taking their telephone receivers from them and is hitting them hard over their heads with them.

We now see Larry and Shemp bent over in pain and are rubbing their heads in pain.

MOE to the TELEPHONE:  (In a serious manner):  "Hello!"

There is a slight break in Moe's conversation.

MOE to the TELEPHONE:  (Once again as he has a look of worry on his face and Larry is standing behind Moe in a state of dazement as Moe says):  "Hello?"

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to MOE:  (In a very professional manner):  "Is this the 'MEDICAL PAINT COMPANY'?"

We are now back on Moe who is still on the telephone with Larry standing behind Moe in a state of awe.

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (In a very happy manner replies back):  "Yes it is.  And our 'MOTTO' is "If It's A Good Paint Job, It's A Miracle!"  'Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha'!  What can we do for you madame?"

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to MOE:  (As she is still talking with Moe in a professional manner says):  "I'd like to have my house painted and wall papered in a hurry!"

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (In a state of mischief):  "That's how we do everything!"

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to MOE:  (In a professional manner):  "Are your prices reasonable?"

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (With a look of mischief on his face and mischief in his voice says):  "We charge what the traffic will bare, just a minute."

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe is removing the telephone receiver from his ear and is looking at Larry with a look of wonderment on his face asks Larry):  "How's thr traffic today?"

We now see Larry and Moe looking out of their window as they are hearing a loud, congested, huge gathering of automobiles frantically and loudly blarring their horns at one another in a traffic jamb situation.

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry is replying back to Moe in a dazed state):  "Heavy!"

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (With a look of dazement on his face and wonder in his voice says):  "That'll be a hundred dollars!"

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to MOE:  (In a state of madness shouts back at him):  "Your prices, your prices, are crazy."

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (In a mischievous state says):  "Well, so is the California traffic!"

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to MOE:  (In a voice tone that sounds beaten down says):  "Well, how soon can you be over?"

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (In a professional manner):  "Hold it!"

We now see Moe turning around and looking at Larry in wonderment as Larry is looking back at Moe in a state of dazement.

MOE to LARRY:  (Mischievously):  "Get the colour book out of the files!"

We now see Larry approaching the filing cabinet system and getting out the colour book while Moe is still holding onto the telephone with Mrs. Pennyfeather.

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (In a professional state says):  "Why, we can be right over!"

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to MOE:  (As she is concluding the agreement to have them 'PAINT'? and 'PAPER'? her house by giving Moe her residental address);  "The address is 442 Smith Street."

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (In a state of happiness and professionalism):  "We'll be right over!"

We now see Moe hanging up the telephone receiver in happiness.

LARRY:  (Outrageously mad is shouting as he is now fighting with the filing cabinet system):  "Um, um, um, um. I can't get this!"

LARRY to the TOP DRAWER:  (As Larry is slamming it shut hard and in madness says):  "What kind of this is this?"

As Larry has now slammed shut the top cabinet drawer that has now caused the bottom cabinet drawer to spring open hitting Larry in his knee in hardness and pain.  Larry is now limping in pain saying, 'Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh'.

MOE to LARRY:  (In a state of madness as he is now approaching Larry and the filing cabinet system says):  "Can't open a little file drawer, how did you ever get so stupid?"

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry is looking at Moe in mischief and has mischief in his voice as Larry is putting his hands on his waist and replies):  "I got a charge account, what's your excuse?"

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe is standing there in a state of wonderment as he is now slapping Larry hard on his head says):  "Remind me to lower your salary, and raise your forehead.  Get out of here!"

We now see Larry standing behind Moe looking at Moe in a state of devilment as Moe is approaching the filing cabinet system to show Larry how to open it.  Moe has now kicked the bottom cabinet drawer shut which has once again caused the top cabinet drawer to come flying open and hitting Moe hard on his head.

LARRY to MOE:  (In a quizzical mood says):  "Ooh, hunh-hunh."

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe is looking at the filing cabinet system in a state of wonderment says to Larry):  "That is a queer contraption."

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry has a smile of mischief on his face and his hands on his waist as Larry replies to Moe mischievously):  "Yeah, ain't that quain't!"

MOE to LARRY:  (In a state of mischief as Moe is correcting Larry's gramma says):  "Ain't, you mean isn't?"

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry has a look of sheepishness on his face and replies to Moe in a sassy tone of voice):  "Yeah, isn't that quisn't?"

Moe has now given Larry a smack on his face as Moe is once again slamming shut the top cabinet drawer in a state of madness.  The bottom cabinet drawer has now sprung open, but Moe has now jumped out of the way and does not get hit by it.

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe is giving Larry a look of accomplishment as Moe says to Larry happily):  "See, that's the way to do it!"

Larry is now applauding Moe at his accomplishment.

Moe is now ducked down as he is kicking shut the bottom filing cabinet system drawer to void being hit by the top filing cabinet system drawer but Moe is now being hit in the head by the middle drawer.

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe is proud of his accomplishment and is standing up not knowing that the middle cabinet drawer is open as Moe crashed into it says):  "You gotta use your head!"

Moe is now jumping up in a state of pain as he is rubbing his head painfully and is yelling, 'Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, as Larry now has his hands on Moe's shoulders in a state of pain.

SHEMP to MOE and LARRY:  (As Shemp is looking at Larry and Moe with a look of confidence on his face says):  "Step aside, and let an intelligent man show you how."

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe has his hands on his waist and a look of dumbfoundedness on his face as Larry is also standing there giving Shemp a look of stupidness as Moe says to Shemp):  "I-N-T-E-L-L-I-G-E-N-T!"

SHEMP to MOE:  (Giving Moe a look of devilment and replies back to Moe mischievously):  "Yeah!"

MOE to SHEMP:  (In a state of mischief says):  "How did you get so smart?"

SHEMP to MOE:  (In a pure, full blown state of mischief says):  "I went to college, I graduated.  Went to a Swedish Massage College."

MOE to SHEMP:  (With a look of dismay on his face and question in his voice says):  "Why, didn't you go into that business?"

SHEMP to MOE:  (With a sheepish look on his face and mischief in his voice says):  "I couldn't find enough Swed's to massage."

Moe is now looking at Larry in a state of madness as Moe has now slapped Shemp across his face.

All the while that Shemp and Moe were having their "INTELLIGENT" conversation about opening the filing cabinet system, Larry was standing there with a look of wonder on his face and is slightly laughing.

MOE to SHEMP:  (In a full state of madness with a mad look on his face and madness in his voice as Moe is pointing to the filing cabinet system and shouts at Shemp):  "Never mind, open that thing!"

SHEMP to MOE:  (In a serious voice as Shemp has now given the top drawer of the filing cabinet system a good, hard whack which has now caused the middle drawer to spring open):  "Why, certainly!"

As the middle cabinet drawer is fastly springing open and hitting Moe in the stomach which has now caused a domino effect causing Moe to crash back into Larry sending the two of them crashing to the ground.  We also see Shemp making a mad dash to safety into the 'PAINT DEPARTMENT' room.

Moe and Larry are now getting up and staggering in pain as they are regaining their balance and are rubbing their hands in pain.

LARRY to MOE:  (In a painful voice says):  "Oh, what happened?, he opened it all right, we gotta get going!"

Larry is now happily trotting away as Moe is grabbing Larry by his hair and is dragging Larry back.

MOE to LARRY:  (With a look of madness on his face and in a mad tone of voice says):  "Wait a minute, we gotta take our paint supplies with us."

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry is clapping his hands and whispers mischievously in reply to Moe):  "Ooh, the paint supplies!"

Larry and Moe are now going to the 'PAINT DEPARTMENT' room where Shemp is hiding.

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe is shouting at Larry and is opening the 'PAINT DEPARTMENT' door says):  "Come on."

Moe has now opened the closet door to the 'PAINT DEPARTMENT' as Larry is rushing in to get the supplies not noticing Shemp who is standing there with a tired and dazed look on his face.

LARRY:  (Shouting in general conversation in a happy voice tone):  "Make way, we gotta get in here, we gotta get our stuff, we gotta get our stuff right now."

We now see Larry and Moe charging into the closet as they are frantically getting their painting clothes and is pushing Shemp back into the closet not knowing about Shemp being there.

MOE:  (Shouting in general discussion also in a happy tone of voice):  "Make way, get out of the way.  Gotta get my stuff."

LARRY:  (Now shouting frantically again):  "We gotta get our stuff, yes we do."

SHEMP:  (Who has a look on his face of dazement says to Larry and Moe):  "All right, all right fellas, but let me outta here!"

We now see Shemp, Moe, and Larry all stuffed together inside of that tiny closet.  Shemp has a very dazed and spastic look on his face while Larry is frantically putting on his painting suit which is a long white jacket and French style Barrette hat.  Poor Shemp is still fighting to get free.

We now see Moe finishing putting on his painting wear which is a long white jacket and chef style hat.  While Larry is finishing getting dressed and Shemp is asking Moe to help him put on his painting jumper.

MOE to LARRY:  (In a frantic state with a look of dazement on his face as Moe is pointing a finger at the filing cabinet system says):  "You get the painting book outta the file."

LARRY:  (As he is walking towards the filing cabinet system says in a gleeful tone of voice):  "Oh, it's open now."

We now see Moe and Shemp finishing putting on ther painting wear.  We are now on Larry who is now at the filing cabinet system with a deep look of hurt and pain on his face and a very painful tone of voice.

LARRY:  (Shouting in pain with his arm caught in the middle cabinet drawer):  "Ow, ow, ow, oh my arm, my little arm it's caught.  It broke my little arm.  Oh, my little arm's broken.  Oh, my arm's broken, ow, ow, ow, ow."

We now see Moe approaching the filing cabinet system drawer and is pulling it open to release Larry's arm.

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe has a carrying look on his face and Larry is calming down says):  "Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's open!"

As Larry was having his panic attack, Shemp was standing there looking at Larry in a worried manner not knowing how to help.

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry is now totally calmed down and is smiling and is getting out the painting colours book says):  "Oh, here's the colouring book!"

Larry is now in a total state of happiness as he is handing Moe the book while Shemp is looking over Moe's shoulder at the book in a state of dazement.

MOE to SHEMP and LARRY:  (In general discussion and in a mischievous tone of voice says):  "Culinary Arts, Culinary Arts, painting.  I always thought culinary arts was about cooking."

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Shemp is pointing at the book and says to Moe in a mischievous voice):  "Shows you how wrong you can be.  'Culinary Arts' has to do with colours."

LARRY and MOE to SHEMP:  (In a happy voice and are agreeing with Shem said in unison):  "Yeah!"

MOE to SHEMP:  (With a look of happiness on his face and says to Shemp in a happy tone of voice as Moe is agreeing with Shemp):  "Now, you have something there."

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Shemp is looking at his shirt and brushing it says):  "Where?"

All the while that Shemp and Moe were having their discussion about the 'culinary arts book,' Larry was standing there with a devilish smile on his face.

MOE to LARRY:  (With a look of madness on his face and is shouting at Shemp in mad voice):  "Never mind, we gotta get over to the ladies house in a hurry, let's go!"

We now see Shemp, Moe, and Larry running frantically to leave and get over to Mrs. Pennyfeather's house.  Moe, Larry, and Shemp are now bending over and picking up their painting supplies.

SHEMP:  (Is shouting loudly in general discussion to Moe and Larry):  "I'll get that brush over there, I'll take that pan over there!"

Moe is still holding the 'Culinary Arts' book has now picked up two pails and is running out frantically while Larry has grabbed a ladder, painting roller and dish and has run out frantically.  Shemp is still bent over picking up his supplies.

PART ONE CONCLUDES LIKE THIS:

With Moe and Larry running out frantically with their supplies and Shemp is bent over getting his supplies with the camera on the back of his painting jumper, that reads:  "WHITE LEAD:"

THE START OF PAR TWO:

We now see Mr. and Mrs. Pennyfeather in their home as Mr. Pennyfeather is putting on a new change of clothing while Mrs. Pennyfeather is look at her husband as she is holding his hat with a worried look on her face.

MR. PENNYFEATHER to his WIFE:  (In a state of madness):  "Darling, I never went through anything like I did this afternoon with those confounded painters.  I hope to never see them again."

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to HER HUSBAND:  (As she has a look of carryingness on her face and carryingness in her voice):  "Don't worry dear, I have some other painters coming over right away!"

MR. PENNYFEATHER to HIS WIFE:  (As he has a look of wonder on his face and is using a questionable tone of voice says):  "Good, good, they're not from, (he is now clapping his hands), Texas are they?"

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to HER HUSBAND:  (As she has a look of mischief on her face and is slightly laughing):  "What difference would that make?"

MR. PENNYFEATHER to HIS WIFE:  (As he has a horrified look on his face and panic in his voice said):  "Oh, you'd bu surprised!, are they coming over soon?  You know how important it is, after all I have, ah......"

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to HER HUSBAND:  (As she is putting her hand on his shoulder and is saying to him in a very understanding tone of voice):  "Yes, dear, I know, you're bringing the boss home for dinner and you don't want his to see this old, torn wall paper and these soiled walls.  You told me so a hundred times."

MR. PENNYFEATHER to HIS WIFE:  (With a look of madness on his face and in a mad tone of voice says):  "Well, my boss is peculiar, he likes everything spic and span."

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to HER HUSBAND:  (In a state of mischief madness);  "Tell him to go and jump in the lake!"

MR. PENNYFEATHER to HIS WIFE:  (In a total state of mischief as he is pointing at his ears and says in reference to her statement):  "Well, no, he prefers the ocean, he says the salt water......"

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to HER HUSBAND:  (As she is putting his hat on his head and says in a forget tone of voice):  "Never mind, now run along dear, and don't worry.  I have taken out most of the furniture so the men can get right to work."

MR. PENNYFEATHER to HIS WIFE:  (As he has a look of worry on his face and a worried tone of voice says):  "Good!"

We now see Mrs. Pennyfeather giving her husband a very carrying kiss of good-bye on his cheek.

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to HER HUSBAND:  (As she has now finished kissing him and is patting him on his shoulder in a supportive manner and is using a carrying tone of voice says):  "Good-bye, dear!"

We now see Mr. Pennyfeather exiting and Mrs. Pennyfeather with her hand on her face and is in a really worried manner.

MRS. PENNYFETHER:  (In a horrified state of worriment says as she is pacing frantically to and fro):  "Where are those painters?  We haven't much time.  Only four hours to do this whole house!"

We now hear a knocking on her front door as Mrs. Pennyfeather is now snapping her fingers and has a look of puzzlement on her face.

MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (In  general discussion as she is walking towards her door in a state of madness says):  "That must be the painters now!"

We now see Mrs. Pennyfeather marching to her front door to see who is there hoping that it is the painters.

We now hear Moe, Shemp, and Larry as they are now entering into Mrs. Pennyfeather's home.  We now hear Moe, Shemp, Larry, and Mrs. Pennyfeather talking at once as they are bringing in their supplies:  MOE:   "All right, hey, hey.  I got it."   SHEMP:   "All right, hold still, I'll bring in the paper and rollers."  LARRY:   "I'll carry in a few buckets on paint, we haven't got much time."  MRS. PENNYFEATHER:   "Wait a minute, oh, careful, I got it."

We now see Moe, Shemp, Larry, and Mrs. Pennyfeather walking into her living room quarters in a state of hurry as she is carrying two pails of paint.  Shemp has several logs of wall covering.  Moe has some paint pails.  Larry has a ladder and some logs of wall covering.  Mrs. Pennyfeather has now set down her paint pails while Shemp, Moe, and Larry have now dropped their supplies and are running frantically in all directions getting prepared to start  working.

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to MOE:  (As she has a mad look on her face and has her hands on her waist and is shouting at Moe in a state of rage):  "What do you think you've been doing, I've been waiting for you a long time."

MOE to MRS PENNYFEATHER:  (As Moe is running around frantically getting set-up and is apologizing to her says):  "We came right over here as fast as we could."

LARRY to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Larry is running past her in a state of hurry says):  "I'm sorry I was late!"

We are now seeing Mrs. Pennyfeather approaching Larry in a state of madness as she is yelling at him madly while Larry and Moe are standing there with looks of dumbfoundedness on their faces.

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to SHEMP:  (In a total state of madness):  "And you, you over there take those pots off that chair.  "That's a genuine 'Dunkenfife'."

SHEMP to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Shemp has a look of mischief on his face as he is imitating Mrs. Pennyfeather says):  "Dunkenfife, eh, I'll take 'em off, don't worry about it!"

Shemp has now set the paint pails on the floor.  He has now gone to sit down in that 'Dunkenfife' chair, but jumps up quickly in a state of panic.  Shemp has now gotten bit by a spring from the chair and is yelling loudly in pain.

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is approaching Shemp who is in deep pain says to Shemp in a carrying tone of voice):  "What's the matter?"

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Shemp is jumping up with pain after being poked by the spring says to Moe in a state of mischief):  "That 'Dunken' should be careful where he leaves his 'Fife'."

We now see Mrs. Pennyfeather standing behind Moe in a mad state about Shemp's remark while Moe has now hit Shemp in his face.

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Moe is looking at her with a mischievous grin on his face as he is saying in a professional tone of voice):  "Oh, ah, I'd like to introduce my two assistants.  This is 'MONSIEUR SHEMP', (Shemp is standing there with his arms raised and has a sheepish smile on his face as Moe says):  "When it comes to blending colours, he's a mix master."

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to MOE:  (As she is standing there in a polite manner listening to Moe's introduction about Shemp, as Shemp is standing there smiling at her proudly as she says):  "He is?"

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (In a state of proud mischief saying more about Shemp):  "Sometimes we stand him in a bowl and make a cake with him!"

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to SHEMP:  (As she is extending her hand out to Shemp in a dignified manner as Shemp was suppose to kiss it gently as she says):  "Charmed, I'm sure."

We now see Shemp as he is holding her hand.  Shemp slightly flinches back as he is putting on a jeweller's glass and is rating the diamond that she is wearing.

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is noticing Shemp with his jeweller's glass and is now mad at Shemp.  Moe slaps Shemp hard on his face and shouts at Shemp):  "Come on, get outta here."

As. Mrs. Pennyfeather was extending her hand to Shemp and Moe was bragging Shemp up, Larry was standing there holding the 'Culinary Arts' book looking at Shemp in a state of pride.

We now see Moe shoving Shemp away while Larry and Mrs. Pennyfeather are standing there looking at Shemp.  SHem has a look of bewilderment on her face while Larry is smiling mischievously.

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Moe is supporting a poor 'French Accent' and Larry is standing there with his arms raised and is smiling gleefully as Moe says):  "And oh, this is 'MONSIEUR LARRY,' master paper hanger, every where he is recognized as a great paper hanger."

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to LARRY:  (In a state of polite happiness says):  "Oh, really?"

While Moe was making his introductions about Larry, Larry was standing there smiling proudly and has taken off his hat and was bowing proudly.

LARRY to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Larry has jumped up in pride and has pride in his voice says):  "Oh, yes, every where I go, people say this guy should hang, charmed!"

Larry has now extended his hand in a feminine manner and has a feninine type of look on his face while he was using a sissy voice tone.

MOE to LARRY:  (In a mad state while Mrs. Pennyfeather is standing there totally dazed out as Moe slaps Larry's head and says):  "Get outta here!"

We now see Shemp helping Larry regain his balance while poor Mrs. Pennyfeather is standing there holding her hands in a state of why did I ever hire these people.

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (About his introduction of himself says):  "And I of course, head this outfit lock, stock, and barrel."

LARRY to SHEMP:  (As Larry is shaking Shemp's hand and is bowing down at Shemp whil Shemp is doing the same thing as Larry says n a state of mischief):  "He's a 'Barrell-Head' all right!"

SHEMP to LARRY:  (As Shemp is shaking hands with Larry and Shemp is acknowledging Larry):  "Yeah, you're right, he's a 'Barrel-Head,' all right!"

Mrs. Pennyfeather has now bowed at Moe in a state of agreement and as she is standing up she knocks heads with Moe and is yelling in a painfully manner as she is rubbing her head, 'Ah, oooh, oooh, oooh, 'ah, oooh, oooh, oooh'."

We now see Moe also with a mad look on his face as he is rubbing his sore head.  Larry is standing there with his hand on his mouth as he is looking at Mrs. Pennyfeather in a hurt state.  Shemp is also standing there with one hand on his head while the other one is extended while he is also looking at Mrs. Pennyfeather in a hurtful state.

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to Moe, Larry, and Shemp:  (With a mad look on her face and madness in her voice as she is shouting):  "This is outrageous, get to, get to work at once, at once, you roughins."

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (With a look of wonderment on his face and in a carrying tone of voice says):  "Now, now, take it easy lady, let's not be in a hurry, you know what that great man said about being in a hurry,? he, ah, well, I forgot his name.  Any how he said, you, how do you like that, I forgot what he said!"

All the while that Moe was trying to be philosophical with Mrs. Pennyfeather, Larry and Shemp were standing there smiling mischievously.

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to MOE:  (As she is using hand gestures to help support herself and is saying to Moe is a serious voice):  "Well, never mind, now look, I want this room done in ' "Robins Egg Blue'."

SHEMP to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (With a look of devilment on his face and is smiling slightly and says to her in a mischievous tone of voice):  "Lady, we ain't got no time to go out and robbin' eggs."

LARRY to SHEMP:  (As Larry has a look of madness on his face and a mad tone of voice says to Shemp as he is hitting Shemp over the head with the 'Culinary Arts Book'):  "Oh, shut-up!"

We now see Shemp rubbing his head in pain while Moe and Mrs. Pennyfeather are standing there looking at Shemp in a state of dazement.

LARRY to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (In a serious state says to her as he is handing her the 'Culinary Arts Book'):  "Here's the colouring book."

We now see Moe taking the Culinary Arts Book' from Larry before Mrs. Pennyfeather had a chance to read it.

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Moe is holding onto the book and is walking away from her in a state of mischief says):  "Now, before we look at the colour book, 'MONSIEUR SHEMP' is an expert, tell us confidentally what in your opinion would make this room look inviting, livable and good to the eye?"

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Shemp is standing there with a thinking look on his face and is using a professional tone of voice says):  "Confidentally?"

MOE to SHEMP:  (In a serious tone of voice and in a serious manner says):  "Yeah!"

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Shemp is still standing there with a blank look on his face says):  "Just a minute, who is the guy next to ya?"

We now see Moe looking around to see who the guy next to him is.

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe has a look of wonder on his face and Shemp has a look of mischievous dazement on his face replies):  "Why, it's you!"

SHEMP to MOE:  (In a thorough state of mischief says):  "Oh, that's okay then, I can be trusted, now what did you want to know?"

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe lets out a sigh of disagreement and then once again is now supporting a professional tone of voice as he is once again asking Shemp his expert opinion about what colour to paint the Pennyfeather's living room quarters):  "I said, what in your opinion would make this room look inviting, livable and good to the eye?"

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Shemp has a look of mischief on his face and is clapping his hands happily and has a huge grin on his face as he replies to Moe in a state of mischief):  "Food, drink, and a couple of dames!"

We now see Moe hitting Shemp on the head while Larry is standing there smiling in agreement to Shemp's answer.  Mrs. Pennyfeather is standing there thoroughly disgusted with every thing.

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to SHEMP:  (In a thoroughly disgusted manner as she has now corssed her arms and shouts in disgust):  "My, word!"

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe is asking Larry in a questionable tone of voice):  "What's the matter with him?"

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry is using hand gestures to support himself while Larry is responding back to Moe in a state of mischief):  "I think he is getting better, we better take him to a doctor, his brain's clearing up!"

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Moe is now approaching Mrs. Pennyfeather and is saying to her in a very apologetic tone of voice):  "You'll have to excuse his manners, mame!"

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to MOE:  (As she is patting Moe on his shoulder and is using a forgiving tone of voice says):  "Oh, thank-you, at least there is one gentleman in your midst."

We now see Larry and Shemp standing there with looks of mischief on their faces as they are winking at one another in mischief about what Mrs. Pennyfeather has said about Moe, knowing full well that Moe is not a gentleman.  While Mrs. Pennyfeather has now turned her back and has crossed her arms in disgust about the way Shemp and Larry have been acting.

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Moe has now slapped Mrs. Pennyfeather hard on her back and responses back to her mischievously):  "You, said it babe!"

Moe has now slapped Mrs. Pennyfeather so hard on her back that she has now lost her balance and has a horrified look of hurt on her face.  While Moe is now looking at her in a state of worry while Larry and Shemp are standing behind Moe slightly laughing and have looks of devilment on their faces.

Mrs. Pennyfeather is now regaining her balance and has a look of hurt on her face as she is rubbing her sore back in pain.

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (As he is saying to her in a very apologetic tone of voice as he is now opening the 'Culinary Arts Book' that he is holding):  "Oh, pardon me, now for the colours you want let's look in this 'Culinary Book'."

We now see Larry, Moe, Shemp, and Mrs. Pennyfeather all huddled together as they are looking into the 'Culinary Arts Book.'

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to MOE:  (As she has a dazed look on her face as she is reading the 'Culinary Arts Book.'):  "What, I can't understand it.  'It says mix vinegar and salad oil, then add lettuce, tomatoes, and diced carrots.'  What kind of pain is that?"

As Mrs. Pennyfeather was reading from the 'Culinary Arts Book,' Shemp and Larry are standing there looking at each other in states of happiness and rubbing their hands together in happiness enjoying the recipe she was reading.

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (In a thorough state of mischief says):  "Why lady, ain't you heard of vegetable dyes."

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry is using hand gestures to support himself says to Moe as he is leaving in a serious manner says):  "Yeah, I'll go to the vegetable bin and get some!"

We now see Shemp going up to Moe's side as Shemp is looking over Moe's shoulder at the book in a state of wonderment.

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Moe is supporting a very serious and professional manner says to her):  "Now, if you don't like that mixture, we have many more to suit your taste."

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Moe is pointing to another 'COLOUR' choice in a happy tone of voice as Shemp in now happily joining in with the 'colour choices'):  "Oh, here's a dilly, it says here you take, 'Chopped apples, walnuts, mayonnaise, and dip in French dressing!"

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to MOE:  (As she has a smirk look on her face and is replying back to Moe in a mad voice says):  "Un, huhn, well you're not gonna use that in my house!"

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (In a thorough state of madness as he is shouting back at her):  "Why not?, some night when you don't feel like cookin', you can eat off the walls!"

All the while that Moe and Mrs. Pennyfeather are having their 'colours' discussion we see Shemp standing there waving his hands and is totally agreeing with every thing that Moe is saying.

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to MOE:  (With a horrified look on her face and a questionable and madness in her voice says):  "Off the walls?"

SHEMP to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Shemp is now agreeing with Moe and replies back in a mischievous manner says):  "Why certainly.  A 'WALLED OFF SALAD' hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee,."

We now see Mrs. Pennyfeather standing there in a total dazed state while Moe is looking at Shemp with a look of devilment on his face and is laughing.

SHEMP to MOE and MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (Shemp says in a very proud voice and has pride on his face says):  "I got that outta my own head!"

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is looking at Shemp mischievously and is slapping Shemp on his face says):  "You better put it back before somebody steps on it, get outta here!"

We now see Larry coming back to Moe, Shemp, and Mrs. Pennyfeather with his arms full of a wide assorment of different varities of veggies.

LARRY to MOE, SHEMP, and MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (In a very professional manner as he has now set down his veggies and says as he is pointing to the north wall of the living room quarters says):  "What colour do you want for that wall?"

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to LARRY:  (As she is now approaching Larry in a really scared state of panic says to Larry):  "Oh, wait a minute, please!"

MOE to LARRY:  (In a really happy state of mischief says to Larry proudly):  "How about a nice 'TOMATO RED'?"

SHEMP and LARRY to MOE:  (As they are jumping up in glee and have happy tones of voices and are happily clapping their hands as they are now picking up some tomatoes say in unison):  "TOMATO RED!" 

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to MOE, SHEMP, and LARRY:  (In a really horrified state of panic as she is seeing Larry and Shemp getting ready to 'PAINT.'):  "Not on my walls!"

SHEMP and LARRY to MOE:  (As they now snap their fingers happily and have happy tones of voices and they now have their 'PAINT' in their hands jump up in glee as they say):  ' "TOMATO RED', comin' up!"

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to SHEMP, MOE, and LARRY:  (As she is now in a super state of panic says in a really panicking tone of voice):  "But not on my walls, please, not on my walls!"

We now see Shemp and Larry having the times of their lives as they are happily throwing tomatoes at Mrs. Pennyfeather's wall.  'PAINTING' it a nice 'TOMATO RED', colour.

Mrs. Pennyfeather is now having fits of rage as Shemp and Larry are happily tossing tomatoes at her wall.

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to MOE:  (In a total state of rage and panic as she is now seeing her walls getting tomatoed):  "No, no, don't do that, no, no, I don't want you to do that, please don't do that, not on my walls!"

As Mrs. Pennyfeather is now panicking out beyond no end, Shemp and Larry are having a total blast throwing the tomatoes at her wall.

LARRY to SHEMP:  (In a really happy mood says as he is tossing tomatoes says):  "Hey, see a bulls-eye, I got it, I got it!"

As Shemp goes to toss one of his tomatoes at the wall he misses his mark and has now hit Larry square in the kisser with it instead and Shemp now has a look of hurt and panic on his face.

Larry is now thoroughly mad at Shemp and has now picked up a lettuce head and goes to hit Shemp with it, but Shemp has now ducked down to get another veggie and Larry has now hit Moe in the back of his head with the lettuce head instead.

Moe has now been hit in the head with the lettuce head and is now mad as he is turning around and is yelling, 'oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh,' in pain and madness.

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to SHEMP, LARRY, and MOE:  (As she is waving her hands in panic, has a look of panic on her face as she is rubbing her face in panic says):  "Not all over my house, not my house!"

MOE to SHEMP:  (With a mad look on his face and madness in his voice as Moe has now picked up two tomatoes he gives one to Shemp and says):  "Hold that!"

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Moe has now given Shemp the tomato replies back happily):  Thanks!"

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe is now thoroughtly disgusted with Larry as he throws the tomato at Larry says):  "Get out of here!"

SHEMP to LARRY:  (As Shemp is in agreement to Moe hitting Larry in the face says):  "Good for you!"

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is now hitting Shemp in the face with a tomato says to Shemp mischievously):  "Thank-you!"

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Shemp has now been hit with the tomato and has a dumbfounded look on his face says):  "You're welcome!"

All the while that Moe, Shemp, and Larry were having their veggie fight, poor Mrs. Pennyfeather was standing in the background shuffling to and fro, rubbing her face in pain, waving her arms in madness and panic.

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to MOE, SHEMP, and LARRY:  (As she is yelling at Moe, Shemp, and Larry in total panic and outrage):  "Not in my house, not all over my house, please not in my house!"

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Moe is trying to apologize for Larry and Shemp's behaviour says to her in a state of madness):  "How do you like these guys,?  messin' around like this."

As Moe was apologizing to Mrs. Pennyfeather we are watching Larry and Shemp having a sword duel with a couple of celery stalks.

SHEMP to LARRY:  (As they are having their celery duel and one pacing to and fro is saying to Larry):  "On guard, on guard, I got you now!"

Shemp and Larry both have dropped their celery swords and Larry is bending down to fetch his, Shemp has now picked up a tomato and hits Larry on the top of his head with it.

MOE to SHEMP and LARRY:  (As Moe is in a totally mad state is shouting at the top of his lungs):  "Hold it, hold it, we've got nothin' left to put on the walls now.  We'll have to go back to regular paint!"

All the while that Larry, Shemp, and Moe are now on round two of their veggie fight, poor Mrs. Pennyfeather is once again standing there waving her hands, pacing to and fro, rubbing her face, and hair in thorough state of panic.

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to MOE, SHEMP, and LARRY:  (As shei is replying to Moe's statement about going back to regular paing as she is slightly laughing):  "Oh, good, well thank heavens, now gentlemen will you please hurry, my husband and his boss are coming to dinner, and the whole house must be finished before they get here!"

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Moe is looking at her in a calm and professional manner says to her in a voice of confidence):  "Dont' worry madame, what do you want us to do first?"

As Moe is having his consultation with Mrs. Pennyfeather we see Larry standing in the background using hand gestures in agreement to what Mrs. Pennyfeather is saying along with smiles of mischief on their faces.

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to MOE:  (As she is now giving Moe her instructions in a total state of panic says):  "I want that wall papered, (she has now pointed to the right side wall), and I want that wall painted, (as she is now pointing at the left side wall).

MOE to SHEMP and LARRY:  (As Moe is now turning around and is shouting at Larry and Shemp):  "You heard what the lady said, now get going!"

We now see Larry running in a hurried state to the right wall and says seriously as he is gettig read to work.

LARRY:  (Saying in a serious tone of voice in agreement to what Mrs. Pennyfeather had just said):  "That wall papered!"

We now see Shemp leaping in joy as he is snapping his fingers and is running to the left side wall.

SHEMP:  (In a total state of agreement):  "And that one painted."

We now see Larry un-rolling a log of wall covering and is saying):  "Here we go with the papering."

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Moe is talking to her in a very professional manner as he is now trying to sound like a professional boss):  "Now um, madame I think we should put a georgeous pink on this side, which might straighten the thing out and of course we take a nice mustard brown and put it on the ceiling and our blending expert will put the whole thing together.  Now then, if we take and make that door and old rose, we can of course take it with a mustard brown and later we can blen all those things together.  And now when it comes here, we'll set the whole thing, wave it by perhaps putting a dash of lavender, over the whole thing.  Sort o making it kind of a modernistique thing."

As Moe is discussing colours with Mrs. Pennyfeather we now see Larry getting ready to hand his first sheet of wall covering.  Larry is now rolling it our and is kneeling on it to keep it in place.  Larry is now in the process of cutting it, but instead of cutting the wall covering, Larry has now cut off a piece of his jacket and has slightly stabbed himself with the shears, and is yelling, 'ow, ow, ow, ow,' in pain as he has now dropped his shears in pain.  Larry has now looked behind himself quickly.  Larry is now getting upp of his log of wall covering and is now approaching a window blind from the window.  Larry has now taken the roller bar from the window blind and is inserting it into a log of wall covering.  Larry is now hanging the log of wall covering up and is now using it as the window blind.

LARRY:  (As he is now once again standing on that rare 'DUNKENFIFE' chair and is now knocking off one of the window curtains says):  "You gotta use your head to get this thing up here.  I know what I am doing here, I know that."

We now see Mrs. Pennyfeather with a horrified look of panic on her face at the way that Larry is putting up the wall covering.

We are now watching the 'PAINTING PROFESSIONAL', 'Monsieur Shemp,' at work.  He is now bent over and is mixing his paint.  He is now happily at work, painting over Mrs. Pennyfeather's antique Oriental styled rug.

We are now on Moe and Mrs. Pennyfeather. as Moe has a proud, happy, and pleased look on his face, while poor Mrs. Pennyfeather is wringing out her hands in a total state of panic.

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (With a happy look on his face and proudness in his voice says):  "Now, that is what you call effiencey.  When we get through with this room it will be the greatest room from the rock found coast of Marjorie Maine, to the sunny slopes of Lana Turner!"

We now see Moe walking away from Mrs. Pennyfeather with a look of mischief on his face and he is slightly laughing.

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to MOE:  (As she is catching Moe's attention is saying):  "Now good, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh by the way, do you think you can repaing that picture?  It's a painting of my daughter done by 'Whistler,' surely you have heard of 'Whistler'?"

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Moe is responding to her in a state of mischief):  "Oh, sure, I listen to his radio programme all the time.  Now, don't worry mame, I'll take care of it."

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to MOE:  (As she has a slight laugh on her face about Moe's response about 'Whistler' and now is saying to him in a professional manner):  "Oh, thank-you, now I'll leave you boys to get to work, and please hurry!"

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (In a professional tone of voice says):  "Yes, mame,"

We now see Mrs. Pennyfeather leaving as Moe is watching her exit out.

We now see Moe at the picture of Mrs. Pennyfeather's daughter as he s taking hold of a loose corner of the picture and is ripping it off where we see another picture, of a georgeous lady who is dressed in a mid-calf skirt, high heeled shoes, and a very scanty top, and she is rather voluptuously built.  Moe is now looking at the picture in agreement.  Moe is now turning around and is shouting.

MOE to SHEMP and LARRY:  (As he is happily calling them to come and critique the picture):  "Hey, fellas come here!"

We now see Shemp and Larry happily approaching Moe.

MOE to SHEMP and LARRY:  (As Moe is pointing at the picture and has a look of glee on his face while Larry and Shemp are also enjoying the picture):  "Hey fellas, do you think we can fix that?"

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry has his hand on his waist and is gazing at the very beautiful lady says):  "I don't see anything wrong with it now."

SHEMP to MOE and LARRY:  (As Shemp is looking at the beautiful voluptuously young lad says):  "What a babe!"

LARRY to SHEMP:  (In a thorough state of happiness as Larry is happily approaching the picture says):  "Oh, oh, oh, oh,."

MOE to SHEMP and LARRY:  (As both Shemp and Larry are making goo-goo eyes at the picture of the beautiful lady Moe is pushing Larry and Shemp back away from the picture and is shouting at them):  "Wait a minute, remember we are gentlemen first and our feelings come second!"

We now see Larry staring at Shemp with a blank look on his face.

SHEMP to MOE:  (In a full state of mischief says):  "Well, let's get out of first and shift into second!"

Larry is standing there with a big, huge grin on his face as he is agreeing to what Shemp has now said.  Moe in a state of madness has now reached behind himself and is hitting Shemp hard on his head.

We are now in the process of seeing Moe rip off the picture of the beautiful lady and is now exposing a picture of an even more beautiful lady, who is very voluptuously built and is dressed in a very skimpy bikini style swimming wear.

Moe has now turned around and is happily looking at both Shemp and Larry with a look of happy surprise on his face.

MOE, LARRY, and SHEMP:  (As they are saying in a very happiy unison about the picture as the have huge gleeful looks on their faces):  "Oh, boy!"  'Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho'."

We now see the very happy Shemp, Moe, and Larry happily ripping off that picture together hoping to find behind it an even more beautiful woman.  Larry, Shemp, and Moe are now in the process of ripping down that picture in a state of hurried happiness as they are now exposing a picture of an ugly, witchie looking person, with big bugged-out eyes, huge, ugly nose with a couple of warts on it, very wrinkled skin, gigantic sized pointy ears, almost bald, except for a few whisps of side hairs and one little bun on the top of her head, several teeth missing and an ugly demonic look on her face.

Moe, Shemp, and Larry are now looking at the picture in a horrified state as they are now getting ready to beat their heads on the wall and are yelling out in disagreement as Moe's hair is standing on end to the picture.  'Yee, yee, yee, yee, yah, yah, yah, yah.'  Shemp is standing there with his hand on Moe's shoulder comforting him as Shemp is gazing at the picture in a horrified state as well as Larry.

We now see Moe, Shemp, and Larry ready to beat their heads against the ugly picture.  As Moe, Larry, and Shemp are now approaching the ugly picture, a huge hand with a boxing glove on it comes crashing through the wall and the picture hitting Moe, Shemp, and Larry in their foreheads hard.

We now see Moe, Larry, and Shemp turning around and staggering a bit rubbing their heads in pain after they have been hit by the boxing glove through the picture.

MOE to LARRY and SHEMP:  (As he is now staggering and regaining his balance says):  "What happened?"

LARRY to MOE and SHEMP:  (As Larry is also regaining his balance from being socked in the kisser by the golve):  "Who did that?"

SHEMP to MOE and LARRY:  (As Shemp is also regaining his balance and is rubbing his head in pain says):  "I don't know!"

We now see Larry going back and taking one final look behind the ugly witch picture while Moe and Shemp are still rubbing their heads in pain.

We now see Mrs. Pennyfeather entering her living room quarters where Moe and Shemp are still rubbing their heads from pain.

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to MOE, SHEMP, and LARRY:  (With a look of wonderment on her face and in a worried voice tone):  "Oh, boys, ah, boys, I forgot to tell you, please be very careful with that table, it's a very fine old table."  (She is pointing to the dining table in the living room quarters).

As Mrs. Pennyfeather was asking Moe, Shemp, and Larry to be careful with the table they have looks of dazement on their faces and are giving the table and then Mrs. Pennyfeather looks of agreement.

MOE to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Shemp and Larry are also standing there with looks of mischievous wonderment on their faces as Moe says):  "All right!"

We now see Mrs. Pennyfeather exiting as she is now trusting Moe, Larry, and Shemp to be careful with her prize, antique table.

LARRY to MRS. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Mrs. Pennyfeather is now leaving and Larry is raising his hand in agreement about being careful with the table says, in a low, muffled type of voice):  "Yeah!"

MOE to SHEMP and LARRY:  (As Moe is looking at Larry and Shemp in a devilish manner and with mischief in his voice says):  "We'll make it look new again!"

MOE to LARRY and SHEMP:  (As Moe is giving them instructions in a professional manner says):  "Start on the table first boys, let's go!"

LARRY and SHEMP to MOE:  (With looks of happiness on their faces and mischief in their voices):  "All right!"

We now see Shemp, Larry, and Moe picking up their paint pails and are running over to the table in a happy manner as they are now commencing to 'PAINT' the table.

MOE to SHEMP and LARRY:  (As they are now getting ready to 'RUIN', (Oops), 'PAINT', the table):  "Have you your brush here?"

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry is now commencing to paint the table says):  "Yeah!"

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Shemp is also getting ready to paint a portion of the table):  "All right!"

We are now on Moe and Larry as they are happily busy at painting the table.  Shemp is now happily humming to himself as he is busy at painting.  Larry is also happily doing his portion of the table.  Moe is also happily humming as he is now painting his portion of the table along with painting Larry's backside.

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry has a look of puzzlement on his face and he has now noticed that Moe is also painting him.  Larry is now turning around and is looking at Moe with madness on his face and is shouting at Moe madly):  "Hey, hey, hey, you were never vut out to be a painter, brother!"

We now see Larry looking at the backside of his painting jacket.

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe is waving his hand in a state of mischief and replies back to Larry in a state of mischief says):  "Oh, that's just a means to an end!"

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry is now returning back to his painting chore and has a look of dumbfoundedness on his face mumbles to Moe):  "Yeah, all right!"

Shemp, Moe, and Larry are now once again humming happily as they are still painting the table in glee.

We now see Shemp who is bent down and is painting one of the table legs and Larry is painting the side of the table right next to Shemp's face.  Larry is now happily painting the table along with Shemp's face and head.  Larry has not noticed that he is now in the process of painting Shemp's face and head.

SHEMP to LARRY:  (As Shemp is in a mad state and is shouting at Larry madly):  "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh'."

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe has now noticed that Larry is painting Shemp is yelling at Larry in a mad tone of voice):  "Hey, stupid, don't you realize what you're doin'?"

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry is now jumping up and using hand gestures in madness as he is shouting at Moe in a very loud and mad tone of voice as Larry still has not noticed he is painting Shemp):  "What I'm doin'?"

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe is waving his paint brush at Larry in madness and is yelling at Larry in a loud, mad tone of voice says):  "Go on, get busy."

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry is now thoroughly mad at Moe and is bending down to fill his brush with paint is yelling back at Moe in a mad and muffled ton of voice):  "All right, go ahea, blamming me for every thing."

We are now once again seeing Moe, Larry, and Shemp happily back at painting the table.  Moe is humming in happiness as he is painting the table along with painting Shemp's face and head.  Larry is happily slapping paint on the table.  Shemp has now stood up in madness about Moe painting him in the face and head.  Shemp has now slapped Moe in the face with his paint brush.

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Shemp has now stood up in madness and is yelling at Moe):  "What's going on here,?  would you please stop that whole mess, what do you think you're doing,?  go on get out of here.  Go on, go on, what are you doing standing up here?"

LARRY to SHEMP:  (As Larry is now extending Shemp his hand in friendship with his paint brush in his hand says in a state of mischief as Shemp has now shaken the paint brush):  "Bulls-eye."

We now see Larry standing there smiling mischievously as Shemp has now thrown down Larry's paint brush onto the table.  Shemp has now reached over and has slapped Moe once again in his face first with his painted hand and then with his paint brush.

We now see Shemp standing behind the furiously mad Moe who is now outrageously mad at Larry and is coming after Larry with his paint pail and brush.

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry is now putting up his hands gesturing Moe to stop and is yelling at Moe in a frantic tone of voice):  "Wait a minute, no Moe, it's his fauly, no you don't!"

We now see Larry crouching down to try and get away from the furiously mad Moe and his paint brush.  Moe is now bending down and is getting ready to hit Larry in the face with his paint brush.

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe is bent down in a thorough state of rage with his paint brush poised to hit Larry in the face says to Larry madly):  "Come out!"

We now see Larry being hit in the face with Moe's paint brush and is standing up and wiping paint off oh his face.

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry is standing up thoroughly mad at Moe shouts out to Moe):  "Bummer!"

We now see Larry standing there wiping paint off of his face while Shemp is standing behind Moe with a scared look on his face.  Moe has an outrageously mad look on his face about the way that Shemp and Larry acted.

MOE to SHEMP and LARRY:  (As Moe is shouting at them in a fully loud, outrageously mad tone of voice):  "You guys go in and paint the bedroom, I'll handle this, go ahead, get going!"

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry is being slightly thrown by Moe and Larry has now shouted to Moe in a slight muffled tone of voice):  "Get away from here, I am going."

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Shemp is now leaving with Larry in a state of madness to go and paint the bedroom says):  "All right, I'll leave these buckets right here."

As Shemp and Larry are now exiting to go paint the bedroom and Moe is happily painting the 'rare antique table' we now hear a knocking at the front door.

MOE to the FRONT DOOR:  (As Moe turns around and shouts):  "Come in!"

We now see a young, good looking sales gentleman walk in, in a very professional manner as he is carrying a pressure cooking pot and is getting ready to pitch his sales speal to Moe to try and get Moe to buy one.

MOE to the PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN:  (In a professional manner as Moe has paint on his face and says to him):  "Yes!"

PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN to MOE:  (Take one:  As the salesman is standing there with his pot extended slightly forward and he has a very blank and professional look on his face says):  "How do you do?  My name is Fink, I represent the Pauxitauny Pressurer Cooker Company,  Pauxitauny Pennsylvania.  We make the finest pressure cookers ever made......"

As the salesman was giving his speech to Moe they were interrupted by Larry.

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry is shouting from the bedroom for help says):  "Hey Moe, come in here and help us with the paint, will ya?"

We now see Moe and the pressure cooker salesman looking in the direction of Larry's voice with looks of wonderment on their faces.

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe is now shouting back at Larry madly);  "Quiet, can't come in now, I'm talking to a salesman."

MOE to the PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN:  (In a very carrying tone of voice says):  "What did you say bud?"

PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN to MOE:  (Take two:  As he is once again extending his pot and has a serious look on his face says):  "How do you do?  My name is Fink, I represent the Pauxitauny Pressure Cooker Company, Pauxitauny, Pennyslvania.  We make the finest pressure cookers......"

Once again as the salesman was pitching his pressure cooker to Moe for the second time, we now hear Larry and Shemp yelling out of the bedroom for the second time.

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Shemp is shouting out to Moe in a mad tone of voice):  "Hey Moe, what colour paint should I use in this bedroom?, should I use the blue to match the ladies eyes or the brown to match here hair?"

We now see Moe and the poor, pathetic, pressure cooker salesman with looks of hurtfulness on their faces.

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is yelling back in a total state of mischief says):  "use the green to match her complexion, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha."

MOE to the PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN:  (As Moe is being mischievous with the saleman says):  "Pretty funny crack, ey bud?"

We now see the pressure cooker salesman standing there giving Moe a stearn, blank, hurtful look of madness.

PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN:  (Take Three:  As the salesman is once again extending his pot with a blank and serious look on his face says):  "How do you do?, my name is Fink, I represent the Pauxitauny Pressure Cooker Compay, Pauxitauny Pennsylvania.  We make the finest pressure cookers ever......"

As the poor pressure cooker salesman was on his third try at selling Moe a pressure cooker we now hear Larry yelling out to Moe in a horrified state of panic.

LARRY to MOE:  (In a really panicking sound of voice):  "Hey Moe, come in hear and help us, will ya?"

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe is shouting back at Larry in a mad tone of voice):  "Stop bothering me, I'm busy."

MOE to the PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN:  (In a very polite and apologetic tone of voice says):  "What did you say bud?"

PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN to MOE:  (Take Four:  The salesman is still being very persistent as he once again is extending out his pot showing it to Moe with his stearn, blank look on his face starts to say once again):  "How do you do?, my name is Fink, I represent the Pauxitauny Pressure Cooker Compay of Pauxitauny Pennyslvania......"

MOE to the PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN:  (As Moe has in interrupted his sales speal in a mad tone of voice says to him):  "Wait a minute, why do you keep saying the same words over and over again, is this your magnificent obsession?"

PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN to MOE:  (In a sad, low tone of voice):  "No, you see that is the way they teach us down at the office."

MOE to the PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN:  (As he is telling the salesman in a carrying tone of voice):  "Well, why don't ya try saying it in your own words, it might be a little more convincing."

PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN to MOE:  (In a voice tone of okay, I will):  "Oh, okay, I'll try.  Now you see this little valve here, (he is now pointing to a knob like thingie on the lid of pot), well the steam goes around, monkeys around in here, and it, it, well it, you see the steam come, well you see the bottom here, it, it......  "How do you do, my name is Fink, I represent the Pauxitauny Pressure Cooker Compay of Pauxitauny Pennyslvania......"

Moe is still standing there with his hands on his waist and in a very polite manner.

The pressure cooker salesman is now being interrupted for the fourth time as we now see Larry chargin out of the bedroom quarters and into the living room quarters outrageously mad at Moe as Larry is throwing his hat down on the table in a fit of madness.

LARRY to MOE:  (In a total fit of madness as Larry is now shouting loudly and madly at Moe):  "Ah, so this is why you're so busy!"

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe is giving Larry a mad look and is shouting loudly at Larry):  "Yeah!"

MOE to the PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN:  (In a mischievous state says to him):  "Go ahead bud!"

We now see both Larry and Moe standing there looking at the pressure cooker salesman with looks of dazement.

PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN to MOE and LARRY:  (Take Five:  As the salesman is standing there with a look of stearness on his as he is extending his pot once again as he is starting to say):  "How do you do,? my name is......"

LARRY to MOE:  (Shouting in a loud tone of voice as Larry is interrupting the pressure cooker saleman for the fifth time yells):  "Oh, yeah!"

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe is turning around with an outrageously mad and ugly look on his face as he is loudly shouting back to Larry):  "Oh, yeah!"

MOE to the PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN:  (As Moe is once again for the sixth time politely listening to the salesman's speal says to him):  "Yeah, go ahead bud!"

PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN to MOE and LARRY:  (Take Six:  With a look on his face that says I am gonna sell one of these if it kills me, as he is now once again extending his pot forward and starts to say):  "How do you do,? my name is Fink,......"

LARRY to the PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN:  (As the poor salesman is now being interrupted for the seventh time and Larry is shouting loud and madly at the poor salesman):  "Oh, yeah!"

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe is now for the seventh time yelling loudly back at Larry madly):  "Oh, yeah!"

MOE to the PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN:  (As Moe is still standing their very politely and says to the salesman for the seventh time):  "Yeah, go ahead, bud!"

PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN to MOE and LARRY:  (Take Seven:  With a look on his that is blank and supports a bit of madness but yet still is professional):  "How do you do,? my name is Fink,......"

LARRY to the PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN:  (As Larry is now rudely interrupting him for the eighth time is shouting loudly at him):  "Oh, yeah!"

MOE to LARRY:  (Shouting back to Larry for the eighth time very outrageously mad at Larry):  "Oh, yeah!"

MOE to the PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN:  (As Moe is still standing there very politely and listening to the poor, pathetic, bedraggled, worn out and tired salesman trying his best to sell a pressure cooker):  "Go ahead, bud!"

PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN to MOE and LARRY:  (Take Eight:  Here we go again, the poor salesman is trying again with a professional look on his face to sell a pot as he is now extending his pot outwards showing it to Moe and Larry says):  "How do you do,? my name is Fink,......"

We now see Shemp come running out of the bedroom happily as he is now the one who is is interrupting the poor, pathetic, bedraggled, salesman who is trying his ever loving best at selling one of his pressure cookers.

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Larry is standing there rubbing down his hair and Moe is giving Shemp a dirty look and the poor, helpless bedraggled salesman is trying to make a sales as Shemp is saying in a happy and mischievous tone of voice);  "Oh, I caught ya, hey, trying to get away without working, eh?"

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Shemp is standing there with a mischievous smile on his face and Moe is yelling madly at Shemp says):  "Yeah!"

MOE to the PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN:  (Still in a very polite and tenative manner says to the salesman for the nineth time):  "Go ahead, bud!"

PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN to MOE, LARRY and SHEMP:  (Take Nine:  The poor salesman is still supporting his professional status as he bound and detrmined to sell one of those 'puppies' if it is the last thing he ever does says once again very professionally):  "How do you do,? my......"

SHEMP to the PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN:  (As Shemp is now rudely interrupting the salesman as Larry is standing in the background bored with the whole thing and Larry is wiping his hands on a rag as Shemp is now yelling at the poor salesman):  "Oh, yeah!"

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is shouting loudly and rudely back to Shemp):  "Oh, yeah!"

MOE to the PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN:  (In a slightl louder voice tone and still trying to be polite and tenative says to the salesman fot the tenth time):  "Go ahead, bud!"

We now see Larry standing there with a bored look on his face while Moe is standing there with a serious look on his face and Shemp is standing there smiling mischievously as the poor, helpless, tired, bedraggled, worn out, slightly mad salesman is now on his tenth take at trying to shove off one of his pressure cookers.

PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN to MOE:  (Take Ten:  As the poor salesman is doing every thing he can think of to sell just one of his little pressure cookers is again extending the pot and still in a professional manner):  "How do you do,?  my name......"

LARRY to the PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN:  (As the poor salesman is being interrupted for the elevnth time as Larry is shouting rudely at him):  "Oh, yeah!"

PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN to LARRY:  (As he is now yelling loudly and madly at Larry):  "Oh, yeah!"

We now see Shemp pointing a finger at Larry in a state of mischief as Larry is looking back at Shemp mischievously.

SHEMP to LARRY:  (In a full state of mischief says to Larry):  "Go ahead, bud!"

LARRY to SHEMP:  (As Larry is now mimicking the poor helpless salesman in state of mischief):  "How do you do,......?"

MOE:  (As he is now jumping on the mimicking band wagon of the poor salesman):  "My name is Fink,......"

Moe has now realized what he has done and is shaking his shoulders to bring himself back to reality.

MOE to LARRY and SHEMP:  (As he is shouting loudly at them in a really mad tone of voice):  "Wait a minute!"

RIGHT HERE WE NOW SEE MOE, SHEMP, AND LARRY GETTING READY TO 'SHUCK AND JIVE' THE POOR PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN:

MOE to the PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN:  (In a state of amazement as Moe has finally recognized what the salesman has been feebily trying to sell):  "Hey, that's a pressure cooker, that's a mighty fine item, bud."

PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN to MOE:  (In a quizzical tone of voice and with a look of dumbfoundedness on his face says):  "It is?"

SHEMP to the PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN:  (With a look of mischievous happiness on his face and in a happy tone of voice says as he is pointing a finger at the salesman):  "Yeah, with that thing, you can a beef stew in two minutes!"

PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN to SHEMP:  (As the salesman has a dazed look on his face and a questionable tone of voice as he is answering Shemp about the beef stew):  "You can?"

LARRY to the PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN:  (As Larry is now in a happy and apologetic manner says happily):  "Yeah, and in four minutes, you make a whole turkey dinner."

PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN to MOE:  (As Shemp is standing there with a dazed look on his face and Larry is standing there with his eyes closed and a dumbfounded look on his face as the salesman is saying to Moe):  "Heavens to Betsie, I think I would like to have one of these!"

MOE to the PRESSURE COOKER SALESMAN:  (As Moe is now becoming the salesman and the salesman is now becoming the customer as Moe says mischievously):  "Well, a small deposit will hold it."

PRESSURE COOKER ('CUSTOMER') to ('SALESMAN') MOE:  (As the pressure cooker 'customer' is reaching into his pocket and is happily getting out his money says):  "All right!"  Here's five dollars!"

MOE to 'CUSTOMER':  (As Moe is handing him the pot and says in a mischievous tone of voice):  "You hold it!"

Moe has now 'SHUCKED AND JIVED' that poor salesman into purchasing his own product all the while that Moe has now made a five dollar profit.

"CUSTOMER" to MOE:  (In a very happy state as he is thanking Moe for the pot says happily):  "My wife has always wanted one of these, oh, she'll be so happy to see this."

We now see the pressure cooker salesman leaving in a really happy mood with his new pressure cooker that Moe 'SHUCKED AND JIVED' him into purchasing.

We now see Shemp, Moe, and Larry standing there shaking their heads in wonder at what has just happened as they have looks of dismay on their faces.

MOE to LARRY and SHEMP:  (As Shemp and Larry are looking at Moe dumbly as Moe has a blank look on his face says):  "We seem to attract the oddest people!"

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Shemp has a look of mischief on his face and is using a mischievous tone of voice says):  "Yeah, that guy reminds me of my uncle, he was an igloo manufacturer."

LARRY to SHEMP:  (In a full questionable state says):  "An igloo manufacturer,?  How do you manufacture igloos?"

SHEMP to LARRY:  (As Shemp has a look of seriousness on his face and in a serious tone of voice as he is using hand gestures to help himself):  "Simple, you just take two 'IG'S' and you 'GLOO' them together!"

All the while that Shemp was teaching Larry how to manufacture 'igloos', Moe was standing there in a full state of madness as Larry was standing there with a happy and contented look on his face about his 'NEW DISCOVERY' on igloo manufacturing.

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is now thoroughly mad and slapping both sides of Shemp's face says):  "Get outta here!"

We now see Mrs. Pennyfeather entering into her living room quarters with a couple plates of sandwiches and is in a total state of outrage as she has now noticed that nothing has yet been accomplished.

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to SHEMP, MOE, and LARRY:  (In a totally mad state as she is now shouting at them madly):  "Goodness, aren't you boys working yet?"

We now see Mrs. Pennyfeather setting down the plates of sandwiches at the entrance way into the living room quarters as she is now exting thoroughly mad.

SHEMP:  (In response mischievously to Mrs. Pennyfeather's statement of them not working):  "How do you do,?  I represent the......"

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is now outrageously mad at Shemp and is yelling at Shemp at the top of his lungs):  "Quiet!"

We now see Larry standing there laughing at Shemp while Mrs. Pennyfeather is slightly laughing also but then she turns mad. 

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to SHEMP, LARRY, and MOE:  (As she is now exiting and is yelling at them madly and is stomping her foot in madness shouts):  "Get to work!"

MOE to LARRY and SHEMP:  (As Moe is now becoming serious again and is shouting madly at Larry and Shemp says):  "You heard what the lady said, get to work!"

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry has a mad, yet mischievous look on his face and says to Moe in a mischievous tone on voice):  "And what are you gonna do?"

MOE to LARRY:  (In a low monotone style of voice as he is shouting back to Larry):  "Nothin', what about it?"

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry has a sheepish look on his face and a sheepish tone of voice says as he is turning around to leave):  "I just thought I would ask, yeah, thought I would ask that's all!"

As Moe and Larry were having their tit-for-tat about working we now see Shemp taking out his pocket watch and checking the time and then returning his watch back to his pocket.

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Shemp has now removed a pair of spectacles from his pocket of his painting jumper-alls and is cleaning them thoroughly):  "I gotta do this right!"

We now see Moe looking at Shemp in a state of wonderment as Shemp is thoroughly cleaning his spectacles.

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is looking at Shemp in a state of madness):  "I was afraid of that!"

Shemp is now in the process of cleaning his spectacles.  Shemp has now blown on them and also in the process of spitting on them, but instead of Shemp spitting on his spectacle, has now spitted on the back of Moe's head.

Moe has now turned around and has given Shemp a really mad look.  Shemp has now finished cleaning his spectacles and has put them on. 

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Shemp has his spectacles on says happily):  "Oh, I can see like an owl now."

As Shemp is now returning back to work wearing his spectacles and in reality not being able to see out of them at all has now walked right into Moe, and pushing Moe back slightly.

Moe is now grabbing Shemp by the arm and is now turning Shemp around as Shemp is staring closely at Moe's arm as Moe is now pointing at Shemp which direction to go in.

We now see Shemp down on the floor wearing his spectacles that in reality are making him 'BLIND AS A BAT'.  He thinks that he is at a wall and he is now starting to put wall covering on the floor.

MOE to SHEMP and LARRY:  (As Moe is saying to Shemp and Larry in a serious voice and Moe is now taking off his jacket):  "We gotta get that wall papering done boys, get a move on now."

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry is now picking up a couple logs of wall covering and is approaching the wall says):  "Yes sir!"

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Shemp is now on the floor busy at work says to Moe):  "I'm stirring it don't worr about it."

LARRY to MOE and SHEMP:  (In sorta mad voice says):  "All right!"

SHEMP to MOE and LARRY:  (In a serious tone of voice says):  "I got it."

We now see the 'BLIND' Shemp busy at spreading wall covering adhesive to Moe's painting jacket that is spread out on the once beautiful, rare, antique table.  Larry is now joining in with Shemp at putting adhesive to Moe's painting jacket.  Shemp and Larry are now running frantically with Moe's jacket as they are now adhering it to the wall.

LARRY to SHEMP:  (As Larry is now rushing with the jacket says):  "We gotta get going now before he get's very upset now."

SHEMP to LARRY:  (In a monotone voice agreeing with every thing Larry is saying not paying attention whole heartedly):  "All right, all right!"

We now see Shemp approaching a window with a log of wall covering as he is happily measuring it and is mumbling to himself, but instead of bringing back the wall covering he is now returning with a table cover and is saying):  "Wee I got this, all right, I'll take this here, and I'll take it over here.  Put that down here, and I will put that down here."

We are now on Larry who is now frantically at work trying to adhere a sheet of wall covering with a staple gun to the wall as he is mumbling to himself, "Right here, right here, right here."

We are now back on Moe and Shemp working on the antique table.  Shemp still wearing those horrible spectacles is wildly apply wall covering adhesive to the table covering.  Moe has now measured out a perfect sized piece and is applying the adhesive neatly with a large paint brush.

SHEMP:  (Mumbling to himself as he is now approaching the area he wants to adhere his table covering is saying):  That's it, that's the way to take it, and a way we go."

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe is now in a state of panic about completing their assignment is now yelling at Larry):  "Bring it over boy, come on, bring it over."

We now see Larry running frantically over to Moe with a sheet of wall covering with a worried look on his face as they are now flattening it out as Moe is now getting ready to apply the adhesive to it.

We now see and hear Shemp in the background as he has now happily applied the table covering to the wall as he is mumbling to himself:  "That looks great now, believe me, that looks fine."

We now see Mr. and Mrs. Pennyfeather entering the living room quarters where Shemp, Moe, and Larry are now busy at 'WORK,'?

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to HER HUSBAND:  (In a state of panic says):  "Don't worry dear, I do think the painters will be finished soon."

MR. PENNYFEATHER to HIS WIFE:  (In a state of panic and worry in his voice is saying):  "Good, good, the boss will be hear in a half hour!"

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to HER HUSBAND:  (As she is happily explaining the type of meal that she is planning to serve):  "Well, I'm serving buffet style."

MR. PENNYFEATHER to HIS WIFE:  (In a total agreement about her plans is saying to her):  "That's all right too darling!"

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to HER HUSBAND:  (As she is now explaining how she is gonna serve th meal):  "That'll be one of the easiest ways to serve it!"

We now see Moe approaching Mr. Pennyfeather with a wet sheet of wall covering.

MOE to MR. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Moe has a panicky sounding voice as Moe at the time does not know that he is talking to Mr. Pennyfeather):  "Pardon me, would you mind holding this?"

Shemp is still in the background happily applying his table cover and is mumbling to himself happily:  "Oh, that looks great."

Larry is now busy getting another sheet of wall covering ready to adhere.  Mr. Pennyfeather is holding that sheet of wall covering for Moe, as Moe has now gone behind Mr. Pennyfeather and has backed into him not realizing it as Mr. Pennyfeather looses his balance and goes crashing into his wife and covering her face with the wall covering.

We now see poor Mrs. Pennyfeather in a fit of rage as she is now panicking over the piece of wall covering on her face.

MR. PENNYFEATHER to HIS WIFE:  (As he is in a full state of panic and is grabbing his wife with a hurtful state and is saying to her):  "Oh, Clarabelle, darling, I'm so sorry darling, I'm so sorry, how can I undo the wrongs of that......, see here fellas, you can't do......"

We now see the poor Mrs. Pennyfeather running out of the living room quarters thoroughly mad as she still has the wall covering adhered to her face.

We now see Moe and Larry charging to the wall to adhere their sheet of wall covering and are totally unaware of Mr. Pennyfeather being in the pathway are now mumbling as they are adhering poor Mr. Pennyfeather to the wall.  "All right here we go, here we go."

MR. PENNYFEATHER to MOE and LARRY:  (As he is now shouting at them in a full state of panic as he is being in the process of getting adhered to the wall shouts):  "Stop!"

We now see Larry and Moe frantically adhering the wall covering to what they think is the wall, but in reality is poor Mr. Pennyfeather.

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is still covering Mr. Pennyfeather thinking that it still is the wall is shouting to Shemp):  "Hey, this past is getting lumpy."

LARRY to SHEMP:  (In agreement to Moe and Larry thinks also that he is adhering the covering to the wall and not knowing that it is Mr. Pennyfether): "Yeah, yeah!"

We are now seeing Moe and Larry pounding the wall covering on Mr. Pennyfeather as Mr. Pennyfeather is now plastered up against the wall and is waving his arms and is twitching his legs in total panic.

MR. PENNYFEATHER to LARRY and MOE:  (In a full state of panic is yelling at them in gibberish as he is still covered with the wall covering):  "Ah, gibba, gibba, gibba, gobba, gobba, gobba, gibba, gibba, gobba."

LARRY to MOE:  (As both Moe and Larry are now standing there looking at the frantic Mr. Pennyfeather):  "Hey. listen!"

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe has a serious tone of voice and is straightening up the lamp cover asks Larry):  "What did he say?"

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry is answering Moe to what Mr. Pennyfeather had just said):  "Ah, gubba, gubba, gubba, gubba, gubba, gubba, gubba, gubba, gubba, gubba, gubba, gubba, gubba, gubba, gubba, gubba, gubba, gubba, gubba, gubba."

MOE to LARRY:  (As Me is now mad at Larry and is shoving him away shouts to him):  "Get away from here."

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Shemp is busy trying to adhere a sheet of wall covering to the wall and Moe is standing by the 'S-E-C-R-E-T' Mr. Pennyfeather):  "Hey nitwit, come on and get this paper off of him."

SHEMP to MOE:  (In a mischievous state of madness says):  "Yeah!"

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is now in a state of panic and is yelling frantically to Shemp):  "Come on, get this paper off of him."

SHEMP to MOE:  (As we hear Shemp saying to Moe in a low toned voic as Shemp is frantically removing the wall covering from Mr. Pennyfeather):  "I'll take it off, hold still there a minute, all right, hold still I'll get it off of you."

We now see Shemp with a paint brush in his hat as Shemp is painting Mr. Pennyfeather's face.

MR. PENNYFEATHER to SHEMP:  (As Mr. Pennyfeather is now outrageously mad and is shouting loudly and madly to Shemp.  Mr. Pennyfeather is now taking his handkerchief from his pocket and is wiping paint from his face):  "Careful, careful!"

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is off camera and is shouting to Shemp in a thorough state of madness):  "Hey, what's the matter with ya, are you nuts or something?  why you!"

We now see Shemp, Moe, and Mr. Pennyfeather all standing there together.  Moe is now throwing a pie intending to hit Shemp with it, but just as the pie is flying, Shemp has now ducked out of the rain of fire and poor Mr. Pennyfeather is now getting pied right in his kisser.

As poor Mr. Pennyfeather is standing there covered with the pie we see his poor wife as she is using hand gestures to support madness and hurtfulness as she is now looking at Moe and Shemp in a horrified state and is now crying in hurt and panic.  Shemp and Moe are looking away in embarrassment at what has just taken place. 

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is hitting Shemp madly on his shoulder and is shouting outrageously at Shemp as Moe in now pointing a finger at Mr. Pennyfeather):  "Clean him up, that's all you fault!"

SHEMP to MOE:  (In a very happy manner as Shemp is now removing his handkerchief from his pocket says happily):  "All right, I'll clean him up, hold still, there, hold still there, now watch out, go ahead, all right now, he's got tender skin that's what he has."

MR. PENNYFEATHER to SHEMP:  (As Mr. Pennyfeather is now rubbing his sore face and is shouting back to Shemp):  "Yes I have, be very careful with it."

SHEMP to MR. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Shemp and Mr. Pennyfeather are standing there peepers to peepers and Shemp is straightening his mustache as Shemp says):  "All right."

Mr. Pennyfeather has now recognized Shemp, Moe, and Larry as the painters and papers that he was having such a god awful time with that morning in their office.

MR. PENNYFEATHER to SHEMP, LARRY, and MOE:  (As Mr. Pennyfeather has an outrageously mad look on his face and is shouting at them in a loud and panicked voice):  "YOU, YOU, YOU!" 

We now see Mr. Pennyfeather clapping his hands as Moe, Larry, and Shemp reply 'TEXAS', to let them he knows who they are.

MOE to MR. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Mr. Pennyfeather has a look of dazement on his face and Moe is pointing a finger at him replies mischievously):  "From Texas, it's 'W-A-T-E-R-F-E-A-T-H-E-R!'

MR. PENNYFEATHER to MOE, SHEMP, and LARRY:  (We now see Mr. Pennyfeather standing there with a look of madness on his face, his hands clenched in fits as he is shouting loudly in madness to Shemp, Moe, and Larry):  "It's 'P-E-N-N-Y-F-E-A-T-H-E-R'!"

We now see Moe, Shemp, and Larry running for their lives and Mr. Pennyfeather is standing there in a horrible state of madness and is using a loud and mad voice tone as we see poor Mrs. Pennyfeather standing there with a petrified look on her face as she is now wondering what in the world is going on.

MR. PENNYFEATHER (to the now scattered) MOE, SHEMP, and LARRY:  (In reference to his name):  "P-E-N-N-Y-F-E-A-T-H-E-R, I'll kill all of you."

MR. PENNYFEATHER to HIS WIFE:  (As Mr. Pennyfeather is now outrageously mad at his wife and is shouting at her at the top of his lungs):  "You, you imbecile, you are the one who hired them!"

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to HER HUSBAND:  (As she is now outrageously mad at him and is picking up a pie and is throwing it at his kisser says):  "Call me, an imbecile!"

MR. PENNYFEATHER to HIS WIFE:  (As he is now fuming at the top of his head and is now shouting at her in a horrible state of madness with a pie on his kisse):  "Yes, imbecile!"

We now see Mrs. Pennyfeather laughing hysterically as poor Mr. Pennyfeather is staggering around in surprise with the pie on his kisser.

MRS. PENNYFEATHER to HER HUSBAD:  (As she is waving her finger at him in madness as she is shouting madly at him):  "You big oaf you, imbecile, 'hah, hah, hah!"

MR. PENNYFEATHER to HIS WIFE:  (As Mr. Pennyfeather has a look on his face that he would like to happily strangle Moe, Shemp, and Larry is asking madly):  "Where did they go,?  Where did they go,?  I'll find them!"

Mr. Pennyfeather has now walked over and turned on the 'LAMP'.  The lamp happens to be Shemp who is hiding under the lamp cover and is holding the light bulb in his hand and Mr. Pennyfeather has now 'turned on the lamp' by pulling on Shemp's tie.  Shemp has now pulled on his own tie to turn the lamp off because the bulb was getting hot to hold.  Mr. Pennyfeather has now once again walked over to the 'SHEMP LAMP' and has once again pulled Shemp's tie to turn on the the lamp.  Shemp has now once again pulled on his tie to shut himself off.

MR. PENNYFEATHER:  (As he is standing in the middle of his living room quarters and is shouting out loud and out of control and in a super state of madness and panic as he is using hand gestures to support madness):  "Wait until I get my hands on those three moronic, stupid, brainless idiots!"

We now see poor Mrs. Pennyfeather standing there with a horrified look on her face as Larry comes marching out dresses like a zombie in a long black cape and a huge tall top hat that is covering his entire head and is pacing around the table three times.

We now see Moe sashaying like a lady dressed in a dark turtleneck shirt with stripes on the neck, sleeves, and waistband a flowered skirt and a gigantic ladies hat with a huge bow and feather at the back of the hat.  Moe has slightly lost his balance from his spiked heel shoes.

As Moe was sashaying around the table with 'Zombie Larry' walking with him.  Moe has now lost his skirt and Mr. Pennyfeather has now recognized them.

MR. PENNYFEATHER to MOE and LARRY:  (As Mr. Pennyfeather is now pointing a finger at Moe and is yelling at the top of his lungs in a very high pitched voice):  "Ah, ah, ah, not that way boy, that's the kitchen this is the way out!"

MOE, SHEMP, and LARRY to MR. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Mr. Pennyfeather is now pointing the way out.  Moe says to Mr. Pennyfeather in a happy voice): "Oh, thanks, say, you're not mad at us?"

MR. PENNYFEATHER to SHEMP, MOE, and LARRY:  (As he is laughing hysterically, mischievously says):  "Course not!"

MOE to MR. PENNYFEATHER:  (As Moe is smiling at Mr. Pennyfeather and is saying to him in a happy and professional tone of voice as Larry and Shemp are standing there grinning from ear to ear):  "Well, it was a pleasure to do your painting and paper hanging."

MR. PENNYFEATHER to LARRY, MOE, and SHEMP:  (In a full blown state of mischief says in reply to them):  "And, it's a pleasure to do yours."

We now see Mr. and Mrs. Pennyfeather going and getting a couple pails of paint and dumping them all over Moe, Shemp, and Larry in full blown madness.

END OF SHORT:  (PART ONE):

The short is starting to conclude with Shemp, Moe and Larry standing in the entrance way to Mr. and Mrs. Pennyfeather's living room quarters where Moe, Shemp, and Larry are singing:    SHEMP:   "GOOD-BYE!"     MOE and LARRY:   (In unison):   'GOOD-BYE!". and then they in three part harmony:  'GOOD-BYE!"  Mr. and Mrs. Pennyfeather in a mad voice as they have now poured more paint over Moe, Shemp, and Larry shouts in unison.  "GOOD-BYE!"  Mr. and Mrs. Pennyfeather are now laughing hysterically hitting Moe, Shemp, and Larry in their heads with potted flowers, pies, empty flower vases, and wall covering.  Then we see Mrs. Pennyfeather playfully patting Moe on the head with an empty pie tin.

END OF SHORT:  (PART TWO):

We now see Mr. and Mrs. Pennyfeather's house a total disaster, wrecked from stem to stearn.  Moe, Larry, Shemp, Mr. and Mrs. Pennyfeather filthy beyond no end and their clothing torn.

CONCLUSION OF SHORT:

ANNOUNCER:   "Ha, ha, ha, ha.  And so as the episode in which our 'Three Stooges' tried their luck as interior decorators and met with misfortune.  How ever, will they be cowards and never try it again, are they spineless jelly fish, quiters?"

SHEMP, MOE, and LARRY to the ANNOUNCER:  (In unison):  "You bet your life we are!"

THE SHORT FADES OUT AS FOLLOWS:

We see three very worn out, tired, bedraggled, pathetic, frazzled, and badly hurt "Three Stooges."

SHEMP:  "Is now hobbling out and slightly bent over with his right arm in a sling and a bandage around his head."

MOE:  "Has on a neck brace, a bandage wrapped around his head and is using the support of one crutch.

LARRY:  "Has on spectacles, his head is fully wrapped with bandages, he has his left arm in a sling and his right wrist has a wrist band support on it."

They are now hobbling their way off stage as Moe is taking his paint brush and is blacking out on the door:  "INTERIOR DECORATORS:"  Shemp is now rubbing his head in pain and Larry had a look of hurt on his face and Moe is bent over with a painful look on his face.