"HERE'S HOWE:"      {SAMUEL HORWITZ}:      {SOLO SHORT SUBJECT}:      {VITAPHONE PRODUCTIONS}:      RELEASED ON:    JUNE 06, 1936:

We open "HERE'S HOWE" where we are seeing a hand painted sign made out of four individual uneven cut raw wooden planks that are glued together and the sign is nailed to a side of a storage barn that reads as follows:

HICKS FARM
TRANSIENTS ACCOMMODATED
FRESH EGGS, PULLETS, HONEY,
MAPLE SYRUP, PUPPIES,
REFRESHMENTS
AND BLOODWORMS
FOR SALE

We are now seeing a farm.  It is a lovely, hot Summers Day.  The sun is in full shine in a beautiful cloudless aqua bleu skyeline.  Maple trees are in full leafing.  There is grass that is in need of being cut.  Three beautiful hazed over mountains in the background.  There are several lovely roses bushes in full flowering.  Chickens are clucking, pigs are oinking, ducks are quacking, cows are mooing and the horses are neighing.  There are lovely full bloomed daffodils all around a lovely cedar plank farm house with three huge windows of white wood and cut glass.  A cedar plank porch with a small white picket fence on it and three cedar plank steps leading up to the entrance doorway that is of a white lattice doorwell and there is a screen for the window.  Plus there are several stacks of straw scattered throughout and also next to a storage barn there is a fighting ring. 

We are now in the kitchen quarters where we are seeing a very tired "MISS MATILDA";  {MAXINE STONE};  dressed in a short-sleeved polka-dot printed house style of a dress with a black half apron tied around her waist as she has her lovely curly blonde hair tied back with a huge black bow hair clip. 

She is now in the process of preparing breakfast.  She is cooking in one large cast iron skillet two dozen eggs.  In another smaller sized cast iron skillet she is frying bacon, ham, and sausages.  Plus in a really tiny cast iron skillet she is frying two flap stacks.  {The kitche is decorated with floral print wall covering, a large cast iron cooking stove is in the centre of the kitchen.  Plus on a west wall there is a small window that is opened with a sheer white curtain that is tied back.  There is a small cut-out on the upper part of the left side wall with a vase of fresh flowers in it.  There is a large eight shelves storage pantry with different spices and different pantry items on it.  There is a bench in front of the window.  Plus on the left side of the window is an end stand that has a dish of fresh fruits on it and on the right side of the window there is a small preparations stand.  The kitchen floor is of unfinished wooden planks and a large floral toss rug in front of the cookings stove}:

We are now seeing Miss Matilda walking over to her preparations stand as she is mixing up a large bowl of flap stacks batter as she is now thinking of a quicker way to cook the flap stacks as she is taking down from the storage pantry a can that reads "JOLLY TIME POP CORN."  She is now pouring a large portion of the popping corn into the flap stacks batter and is mixing it in.

She is now approaching a well conditioned flap stacks griddle as we are now seeing her pouring on six flap stacks as the popping corn is now exploding and causing the flap stacks to flip themselves and having them cook quicker on the other side.  She is now catching them onto a serving platter.

We are now seeing "PA";  {HARRY SHORT};  walking into the kitchen dressed in a pair of dungarees, torn and dirty long-sleeved plaid shirt, dirty black cotton vest, torn hat and scuffed up brown work boots as he is now setting down two pails of milk.

PA to MISS MATILDA:  {As he has poured the milk into a storage container as is looking at her in a carrying way as he is asking her in a polite voice}:  "Well, is breakfast ready?"

MISS MATILDA to PA:  {As she is looking at him with a really dazed and tired look as she is saying to him in a serious and dragged out sorry version of a Southern accent}:  "Yeah's Pa, yeah's.  We gotta wait until Mr. Palooka gets in from his road work."

PA to MISS MATILDA:  {As Pa is standing there with his hands on his waist and a mad look on his face as he is stating to her in a carrying voice}:  "Well, that's great.  They don't eat enough, but they gotta go out and work up an appetite so they can eat more, don't they?"

MISS MATILDA to PA:  {As she is looking at Pa with a sarcastic look as she is stating to him in a low and mad voice}:  "Yeah's Pa, yeah's!"

We are now back outside in the beautiful Summers Day with the cloudless bleu skyeline and full sun.

We are now seeing a lovely white pickett entrance fence.  Lovely curvey stone walkway, leafed out Maple tress, flowering shrubs, long grass with the house to your right and in dead centre viewing is the fighting ring and we are still seeing a small titch of the lovely mountains in the background.

We are now seeing "JOE PALOOKA";  {ROBERT NORTON};  now running in through the entrance fence;  {Dressed in a pair of grey dress trousers, white short-sleeved shirt, and black dress shoes}:  Plus we are seeing "PUNCHY";  {LEE WEBER}; running in behind Joe dressed in a pair of black dress trousers, black shoes, black hat, and a grey sweatshirt that reads on the back:  "JOE PALOOKA".  Plus we are now seeing "KNOBBY WALSH";  {SAMUEL HORWITZ};  also dressed in a pair of black dress trousers, black shoes, black hat and a grey sweatshirt that reads on the back:  "JOE PALOOKA" as Knobby is now riding in on a bicycle.

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA and PUNCHY:  {As Knobby has a serious look on his face as he is shouting at them in a serious voice}:  "Pick 'em up will ya, pick 'em up and lay 'em down!"

We are now seeing Joe Palooka reaching the front porch with a really happy look on his face as Punchy is now reaching the porch all tuckered out and gasping for aire as he is now sitting down on the porch.  Joe is now jogging in place happily.  Knobby Walsh is now disembarking off of his bicycle.

JOE PALOOKA to PUNCHY:  {As Joe has a really happy look on his face as he is now sitting on the proch steps next to Punchy and is stating to him in a gleeful voice}:  "Haa-haa-haa-haa-haa-haa, nothing like a good work-out to make a fella feel great, hunha, Punchy?  How's your wind?"  {Here we are seeing Joe patting Punchy on his right shoulder as Punchy is now smiling and winking in a happy and mischievous state}:

KNOBBY WALSK to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knooby has now finished laying his bicycle along side of the house and is turning around and looking at Joe with a happy look and is asking him in a happy and questionable voice}:  "How do you feel, son?"

JOE PALOOKA to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Joe is still sitting on the porch steps and is looking at Knobby with a happy look and is stating to him gleefully}:  "Oh, I feel fine, thank-you, Mr. Knobby!"

We are now back in the kitchen quarters where we are seeing Miss Matilda slaving over a hot stove as she is preparing the morning grub as Pa is standing behind her with a serious look and is now smoking a pipe.

PA to MISS MATILDA:  {As Pa is looking at her with a dazed look and is stating to her in a slightly mad voice}:  "They better pay me some money pretty soon, or out they go."  {Here we are seeing Pa sliding his arms sidesways as a motion of tossing people out of his front door}:

MISS MATILDA to PA:  {As she has a dumbfounded look on her face as she is stating to him in a low, dragged out mad tone of a voice}:  "Oh, yeah's, easy Pa."

We are now seeing Pa exiting from the kitchen quarters to their living room quarters.

We are now back outside where we are seeing Joe Palooka and Punchy sitting on the porch steps with happy looks on their faces as Knobby is standing up and leaning against a porch railing.

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA and PUNCHY:  {As he is looking at them with a wiry grin and is stating to them in a happy voice}:  "There's nothing like the odour of that good country aire, the odour of that new mowed hay, and me for an order of that ham and eggs, wow!"  {Here we are seeing Knobby wiggling his nose as he is now smelling the eggs and ham}:

We are now seeing Pa opening up the front door and is starting to come out as we are seeing Knobby, Joe, and Punchy charging into the house like a bunch of bull elephants as they are knocking Pa slightly off ba-lance as Pa is now leaning against the house to regain his composure.  Joe and Punchy made it in as Knobby did not.

PA to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Pa has now regained his composure and is now cornering Knobby and has a mean look on his face as he is stating to Knobby in a really mean voice}:  "Just a minute Mr. Manager, before you start tearing into that food again what about paying me some thing on the bill?"  {Here we are seeing Pa spitting out a mush full of chaw}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PA:  {As Knobby is looking at him with a devious look as he is stating to him in a con-artist style of a voice}:  "No use to both of us worrying, let me worry about that, will you please?"

Again we are now in the kitchen quarters where we are seeing both Joe and Punchy sitting down hurridly at the breakfast table;  {The table is decorated with a pretty red and white gingham cheque print cloth table covering.  Lovely white china with a leaf pattern, cut crystal crème pitcher, sugar dish and juice glasses filled with grape juice and sterling silver cutlery}:

We are now seeing Joe sitting at the breakfast table with a really happy look on his face as he is placing his napkin in his lap while Punchy is smiling gleefully and has put his napking under his chin as a bibbie.

JOE PALOOKA to MISS MATILDA:  {As he is smiling happily at her as she is now giving Joe a smirk look back as she is now bringing them their morning grub}:  "Morning, Miss Matilda."

MISS MATILDA to JOE PALOOKA:  {As she is looking at him with a dazed smirk and is saying to him in a low and slightly mad but still polite voice}:  "Morning, Mr. Joe."

Miss Matilda has now set down a platter of ham, eggs, sausages, bacon strips and flap stacks as we are now seeing Punchy stabbing at it like he hasn't eaten for a week. 

We are now on Punchy as he is smiling joyfully as he is now putting lard and sirup on his twelve flap stacks and is now gobbling them down in glee as Punchy is now eating a mess of bacon strips, ham slices, and sausages and eight eggs. 

We are now once again on the front porch with both Pa and Knobby Walsh as Knobby has a really worried look on his face as Pa is holding a long itemised list of what Knobby owes cash for.

PA to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Pa is now putting on a pair of spectacles and has spit out another mouthful of chaw and is reading to Knobby in a mean voice his bill of fare as Pa is now putting a cheque mark by each item}:  "First day's breakfast, three dozen eggs, six pounds of bacon, eight stacks of wheat cakes, and thirty cups of coffee!"

KNOBBY WALSH to PA:  {As Knobby is standing there looking at Pa with a dumbfounded look and is stating to Pa in a slightly mad voice}:  "Now wait a minute, was that coffee?  I wrote a letter to my Mother with that stuff, I thought it was ink."

PA to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Pa is still standing on the front porch looking at the list of items as he has a mad look on his face and is stating to Knobby in a really mad voice}:  "Never-the-less, that makes a total of "SIXTY-EIGHT, SIXTY!"

KNOBBY WALSH to PA:  {As Knobby is looking at Pa with a mischievous look and is stating to him mischievously as Knobby is now reaching into his right trousers pocket for his bill fold}:  "You're right, I'll tell you what, I'll do, I'm gonna pay you half the bill right now."

PA to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Pa is still holding the list and is standing there with with his eyes bugging out of his head and his mouth agait as he is stating to Knobby in a low and questionable voice}:  "Half the bill?"

KNOBBY WALSH to PA:  {As Knobby is looking at him mischievously and is using a mischievous voice}:  "Yeah, the lat half, the sixty cents, haaha-haaha-haaha-haaha-haaha-haaha!"

PA to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Pa has a really furious look on his face and is shouting evily at him as he is getting ready to punch Knobby right in his kisser}:  "That's the last straw!"

KNOBBY WALSH to PA:  {As Knobby is putting his right hand on his left shoulder and is looking at him with a whipped puppy look and is stating to him seriously}:  "Now, don't get sore.  I've got another idea.  You've had a yen for that bicycle haven't you?"

PA to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Pa is standing on the porch scratching his chin as he is now looking at the bicycle adorningly and is stating to Knobby in a low and serious voice}:  "Yes, I sure have!"

KNOBBY WALSH to PA:  {As Knobby is looking at both Pa and the bicycle mischievously and is stating to Pa in a huckster voice}:  "Well, how about taking the bicycle and calling everything even?"

PA to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Pa is looking at Knobby with a mad look and is stating to Knobby in a really disagreeable voice}:  "Well, if I do that, the bi-cycle will cost me sixty-eight, sixty.  No sir, for that I can buy a good Jersey cow."

KNOBBY WALSH to PA:  {As Knobby is still trying to shuck and jive Pa to take the bicycle for the bill is stating to Pa in a mischievous voice}:  "You'll look awful funny, riding a cow around the farm, haaha-haaha-haaha-haaha-haaha-haaha!"

PA to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Pa is now being quick witted with Knobby as he is answering back in a really wittedly and mischievous voice}:  "Not half as funny as they'd look milking a bi-cycle, heenha-heenha-heenha-heenha-heenha-heenha-heenha-heenah."

KNOBBY WALSH to PA:  {As Knobby is now putting his hands into his trousers front pockets and is looking at the front porch floor with a really devious look as he is stating to Pa in a worried voice}:  "Well, I can't think on an empty stomach, maybe after breakfast I'll have a better idea!"

We are now seeing both Pa and Knobby looking at one another with mad looks as they are still standing on the porch as Knobby is now pulling a fast one to be able to sneak in for some morning grub. 

KNOBBY:  {As he is now raising his right hand and is waving like he has seen someone and is shouting gleefully}:  "Hiya!"

We are now seeing Pa looking at the direction to where Knobby supposedly saw someone to see who it was as Knobby has now snuck into the house and has closed the front door and is now slipping into the kitchen to get his share of the morning grub.

We are now seeing a close-up on Pa as he is standing there with his hands on his waist and a look of bewilderment on his face as he has now noticed that he has been "Horn Swoggled" again by the fast talking Knobby.

Pa is now starring mischievously at the bicycle as he is now sneakingly trying to take it for a quick trip around the farm on it.  We are now seeing Pa getting on the bicycle as Pa has gone only two feet in length as he has now fallen hard on his keester and has busted the entrance fence on the porch and has a hurt look on his face.

We are now back in the kitchen quarters where we are seeing both Joe and Punchy happily chowing down on their wheat cakes, ham slices, sausage links, bacon strips and eggs.  Knobby is now in the process of joining them.

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As we are seeing Knobby trying to sit down on his chair is now sliding from underneath him and Knobby is now looking at Punchy with an evil look and is stating to him in a really wicked voice}:  "Nice work, Punchy!"

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby now has his left fist resting underneath his jaw and is looking at Joe with a really worried look and is asking Joe in a really worried and questionable voice}:  "How many eggs did he have?"

JOE PALOOKA to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Joe is holding his fork in his left hand and is looking at Knobby with a serious look and is answering him in a serious voice}:  "Only eight, today!"

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is looking at Punchy furiously and is now taking a hold of his bibbie and is looking at it with an ugly glare and is stating to him evily}:  "Oh, I see, four for himself, and four for his shirt.  You tear into food like yous was mad at it.  Would you like something else to go with the fried eggs?"

PUNCHY to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Punchy is sitting there with a really mischievous look as he is stating to him in a garbbled mouthful of food voice}:  "I'd like a few boiled eggs."

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby still has his left hand under his chin and is looking at Punchy deviously and is answering him back wickedly}: "So would I.  Get up and boil me some.  Come on, get up and boil me some!"  {At first Punchy was ignoring Knobby as he was taking a piece of a wheat cake and was sopping up some egg yolk with it but now Punchy is getting up quickly to boil some eggs as Knobby is now furiously pounding his fists on the table and is shouting wickedly at Punchy}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As we are hearing a ticking sound as Knobby is now handing to Punchy his arm clock and is looking at him mischievously and is stating to him in a mischievous voice}:  "Here's the watch, three minute eggs, no more, no less.  Remember, no bullets!"  Hiya Champ!"  {All the while that Knobby was placing his eggs order with Punchy, Punchy was smiling back at him in a happy, gleeful and agreeable manner}:

Punchy has now waved happily at Knobby as he is now approaching the cooking stove and not paying attention to what he was doing as he is now picking up three eggs and is absent-mindly starring at them as he has now dropped Knobby's arm clock into the pot of boiling water instead of the eggs.

We are now getting a glimpse of both Joe Palooka and Knobby Walsh as Joe is now in the process of putting some sirup on his flap stacks and Knobby is now running over to Punchy and the stove.

Punchy has now noticed that he is now boiling Knobby's arm clock and has a really horrified look of fear on his face as he is stating in panic, 'Hunha-hunha-hunha-hunha; yenha-yenha-yenha-yenha'.

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby has done a quick shuffle of panic and is pointing a finger at his arm clock and is stating to Punchy in a mad tone of a voice}:  "My watch!"

PUNCHY to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Punchy is looking at him mischievously and is stating to him in a really panicking voice}:  "Well, I wanna, umph!"

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is now in a slightly mischievous by yet mad state says to Punchy in a wicked voice}:  "Never mind, henha-henha-henha-henha-henha-henha-henha-henha!"  {Here we are seeing both Knobby and Punchy laughing together as Knobby is doing it out of shear madness and Punchy in shear mischief}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is thoroughly disgusted with Punchy as he is now slapping him hard on his face and is wickedly yelling at him}:  "My watch is in there, wait, where's the strainer?"  {For a second Knobby was looking around the kitchen for a strainer and as Knobby has not found one}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is totally mad at Punchy and is coming up with another idea to use as a strainer}:  "Never mind, never mind, hold this up, hold it up, like that.  All right I got this by combination, look what you did.  Stand up, stand up, I'll get my watch back, I'll get my watch back, keep quiet!"  {Here we are seeing Knobby using Punchy's sweatshirt as a strainer as Punchy is now yelling painfully as the boiling water is now burning his stomach}:  "Oh, don't you hollar, I'm the guy, ooooh-ooooh-ooooh-ooooh-ooooh-ooooh."  {Here we are seeing Knobby taking his arm clock and is tossing it from hand to hand trying to cool it down has now placed it in his right side trousers pocket but is taking it out quickly as it is still burning hot}:

PUNCH to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Punchy is still holding onto three eggs and has a mischievous look on his face as he is asking him mischievously}:  "What should I do with these?"

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby and Punchy are now laughing with one another as Knobby is stating to Punchy in a mad and mischievous voice}:  "Hold those!"  {Here we are now seeing Knobby hitting Punchy's right hand and is smucking the eggs into Punchy's face}:

It is now another Lovely Summers Day.  The sun is in full shine in a pale bleu skyeline with a few wispy cirrous clouds.  As we are now seeing a lovely white mansion with huge white carved pillars on the front porch that is made of white wooden planks floor, the front door is white gingerbreading with a huge metal bevelled trim stained glass door.  White shingling siding on the house, plus some brick trim and lovely roses and daffodils and tulips in full bloom plus a cast iron table and chairs in front of the porch.  All of the small windows are of bevelled metal trim and stained glass.  Plus the entire rest of the houses upper trim is also of white gingerbreading.

We are now seeing in front of the porch two lovely black Arabian horses, plus a gentleman dressed in an English riding habit;  {A long sleeved sweater, white shirt, knicker style pants that balloon out at the knees and a boulder style of a hat and black knee length boots}:

We are now seeing a lovely young lady with her butler walking out of the house and is getting on the horse to your left.  {She is dressed in a pair of white trousers, black riding boots, black coloured vest with a short, puffy sleeved tafeta shirt with a huge bow tie that is held together with a flower pin}:

GENTLEMAN HORSEMAN to the YOUNG LADY IN THE WHITE PANTS:  {As he is looking at her with a lovely smile on his face and is using a really polite tone of a voice}:  "Good morning, Miss Howe.  Good morning, Miss Carrie!"

MISS ANN HOWE;  {BEVERLY PHALON}; to the GENTLEMAN HORSE RIDER:  {As she is looking at him with a really happy look on her face as she is stating to him in a really polite voice as she is now getting help from her butler to mount her horse}:  "Morning!"

GENTLEMAN HORSE RIDER to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As he is now up on his horse and is looking at her with a lovely smile as he is asking her in a very polite voice}:  "Well Ann, which way do you want to go this morning?"

MISS ANN HOWE to the GENTLEMAN HORSE RIDER:  {As she is looking at him with a serious look and is responding back to him in a very polite voice}:  "Well, let's ride over to the training camp and watch Joe Palooka."

GENTLEMAN HORSE RIDER to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As he is looking at her with a really mean look and is slightly shouting at her in a mean tone of a voice}:  "What, again?  If I didn't know you had better taste, I'd say you have a crush on that roughneck!"

MISS ANN HOWE to the GENTLEMAN HORSE RIDER:  {As she is now putting on a pair of gloves and is looking at him with a mischievous look and is stating to him in a polite and slightly mad voice}:  "Roughneck?  You seem to forget, that you were once Inter-Collegiate, Heavy Weight Champion, or something?"

GENTLEMAN HORSE RIDER to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As he is looking at her with a mad look and is responding back to her in a mad voice}:  "Gentleman Boxing Gentleman!"

MISS ANN HOWE to the GENTLEMAN HORSE RIDER:  {As she is looking at him quizzically and is stating to him in a polite voice}:  "Mr. Palooka's promised to put on an exhibition bash for my 'Charity Bizarre' Saturday."

GENTLEMAN HORSE RIDER to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As he is looking at her with a mad look and is asking her in a questionable voice}:  "Who is he going to box?"

MISS ANN HOWE to the GENTLEMAN HORSE RIDER:  {As the two of them are still sitting on their horses in front of her mansion as she is looking at him with a dazed look as she is answering him in a serious voice as she is now straightening up her gloves}:  "Well, we haven't found an opponent for him yet."

GENTLEMAN HORSE RIDER to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As he is looking at her seriously and is answering her in a really carrying and mad voice}:  "How about me?"

MISS ANN HOWE to the GENTLEMAN HORSE RIDER:  {As she is looking at him with a mischievous look and is responding back to him laughing}:  "You, why you're only an amateur.  You must remember Mr. Palooka's the World's Champion!"

GENTLEMAN HORSE RIDER to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As he is looking slightly away in a slight state of embarrassment as he is stating to her in a proudful voice}:  "Enhayowa."

We are now seeing Miss Ann Howe and the Gentleman Horse Rider exiting for their morning ride.

We are now back on the farm where we are seeing Joe Palooka dressed in a pair of black shorts with a white stripe down them and with white training trousers underneath them, white ankle length stockins', black sneakers and a white sweater punching on a punching bag as his trainer Knobby Walsh is standing by his side with his arms crossed still dressed in his dark grey dress trousers, black dress shoes, his white sweatshirt with Joe Palooka's name on the back and a black hat as he is watching Joe punching the punching bag.

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is standing there shaking his head from side to side in disagreement as he is putting his right hand on Joe's back and is saying to him in a disgusted voice}:  "No, no, Joe.  Joe, step aside and let the olde timer show you."

Here we are seeing Joe stepping back from the punching bag as Knobby is now approaching it to show Joe the correct way to punch it.

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is now approaching the punching bag and is stopping it and is saying to Joe in a devious voice as Knobby is now in the process of trying to sock it}:  "Why, there's nothing to it, you adjust it and come in with a......"  {Here we are seeing Knobby getting hit on the head with the punching bag and is being knocked slightly off ba-lance}:  "Henha, well you get the general idea, now step up to it and really lay on it."

JOE PALOOKA to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Joe is looking at him with a dazed look and is saying to him in a dazed and questionable voice}:  "You mean, hit it with all my might?"

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is looking at Joe with a wicked look and is answering him back in a mean voice}:  "Sure, don't be afraid of it, go on!"

Joe is now walking back up to the punching bag and is now giving it a good swift, hard right jab and is sending the punching bag sailing across the farm and has hit a couple of milking cows.

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is looking at Joe with a gleeful look and is stating to him in a really cheerful voice as Joe is watching the punching bag sailing away}:  "I couldn't of done any better myself, Joe I......"

We are now seeing both Joe and Knobby looking around to see what the noise is as we are now hearing the honking of an automoscovel horn.

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby has a dazed look on his face and is stating to Joe in a questionable voice as Knobby is now approaching the front of the porch}:  "Who's that, I wonder who it is."

We are now seeing a Gentleman dressed in a dark grey suit, vest, white dress shirt, black hat with a grey band around it, a white decorative handkerchief in his upper left suit jacket pocket and black dress shoes.

GENTLEMAN IN THE DARK GREY SUIT to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As he is now smiling at him gleefully and is shaking hands with Knobby}:  "Hello, Knobby Walsh?"

KNOBBY WALSH to the GENTLEMAN IN THE DARK GREY SUIT:  {As he is looking at him with a quizzical look and is answering him back in a really questionable voice}:  "YES?"

GENTLEMAN IN THE DARK GREY SUIT to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As he is still shaking Knobby's hand and is smiling at him gleefully}:  "I'm Charlie Smith, I cover boxing for the Chronicle.  I'd like an interview."

KNOBBY WALSH to CHARLIE SMITH:  {As Knobby has a mischievous look on his face as he is using hand gestures to support himself and is stating to him in a really mischievous voice}:  "Why, certainly,  I was born in 1896, in a little log cabin which I built myself.  Little did the Sporting World know on the day I was born that there was......"

CHARLIE SMITH to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Charlie is standing there with his arms folded and has a mean look on his face as he is shouting at Knobby wickedly}:  "Save it, who wants to here about you?  I came up here to get a load of the Champ.  None of us have seen this guy since he copped the title!"

KNOBBY WALSH to CHARLIE SMITH:  {As Knobby has a mischievous look on his face and is pointing his left thumb at Joe is stating to Charlie in a really mischievous voice}:  "Well, there his is, look him over, what do you think of him?"  {Here Knobby is running his hands up and down over Joe in pride}:

We are now seeing the Poor Joe standing there like some kind of a zoo critter on exhibit as everyone is looking him over like a caged animal as Joe is standing there fixing his sweater with a really hurtful look on his face.

CHARLIE SMITH to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Charlie is now looking Joe over in meaness as he is stating to Knobby in a mean voice}:  "Well, he looks all right, but I'd like to see him in action!"

KNOBBY WALSH to CHARLIE SMITH:  {As Knobby is now snarlling at Charlie and is stating to him in a really evil voice}:  "Oh, no, there's nobody gonna see him in action, not until he's good and ready!"

KNOBBY WALSH:  {As he is waving his hands in the aire and is shouting at them, the rest of the training squad in a loud and serious voice from the training ring}:  "Boy's, training is off for today!"

KNOBBY WALSH to CHARLIE SMITH:  {As Knobby gave Joe a quick glance and is straightening his trousers and then gave Charlie a quick glare as he is stating to Charlie in a mean voice}:  "There's a spy in camp!"

We are now hearing the clomping of horses hooves as Miss Ann Howe and the Gentleman Horse Rider are now entering the farm.

JOE PALOOKA to KNOBBY WALSH and CHARLIE SMITH:  {As Joe now has a really happy look on his face and is stating to them in a really gleeful voice}:  "Gee, here comes Ann Howe."  {Knobby and Charlie are both standing there looking in her direction with dazed looks on their faces}:

Joe is now happily running up to greet Miss Ann Howe.

MISS ANN HOWE to JOE PALOOKA:  {As she is smiling at him gleefully and is stating to him in a really happy and polite voice}:  "Hello, Joe!"

JOE PALOOKA to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As Joe is now petting her horse and is looking at her with goo-goo eyes and is stating to her in a polite and gleeful voice}:  "Hello, Miss Howe!"

MISS ANN HOWE to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Ann is still sitting on her horse and is looking at Joe with a really sweet smile and is stating to him in a really happy and polite voice}:  "Now, what did I tell you, yesterday?"

JOE PALOOKA to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As Joe now has a really embarrassed look on his face as he is also using a really embarrassed voice}:  "Oh, gee, all right then, Ann!"

MISS ANN HOWE to JOE PALOOKA:  {As she is looking at him happily and is using a really happy voice}:  "That's better!"

Ann has now disembarked from her horse as she is now in the process of meeting Knobby Walsh and Charlie Smith.

MISS ANN HOWE to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Ann is looking at him with a happy smile and is asking him in a polite and questionable voice}:  "Well, hello, Mr. Knobby, have you found someone to box Joe at my 'Charity Bizarre' Saturday?"

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As Knobby is looking at the ground slightly embarrassed and is using a low and slightly embarrassed voice}:  "I've given that alot of thought and I've decided to let him box with his sparring partner.  Yes, sir, this guy's terriffic, wait until you see him in action!"

CHARLIE SMITH to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Charlie is looking at Knobby with a happy look and is responding to him in a mischievous voice as he is slapping Knobby on his back}:  "Oh, that's great, then I'm gonna get a look at this guy Palooka after all!"

KNOBBY WALSH to CHARLIE SMITH:  {As Knobby is glarring wickedly at him as Knobby is shouting at him in a loud and mean voice}:  "Oh, no, you're not, this guy works out by himself."  {All the while that Knobby and Charlie were having their conversation we were seeing Ann with a look of glee on her face as Joe was in a total state of embarrassment}:

"PLAY BOXING MATCH OF PUNCHY VERSUS PUNCHY WITH KNOBBY WALSH CALLING THE SHOTS":      {ROUND ONE}:      {START}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is looking at a storage barn is shouting in a proud voice}:  "Hey Champ, are you ready Champ?  Hiya Champ, come on over here Champ."  {Here we are seeing Punchy looking out of the storage barn at Knobby with a really silly grin on his face as he is now waving two fingers at Knobby as a sign for hello in a fun and happy state.  Punchy is dressed in a pair of black boxing togs with white stripes down the sides, black boxing shoes, short length white stockins' and no shirt}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is looking at Punchy with a really happy and mischievous look and is stating to him in a really happy and playful tone of a voice}:  "All right, get in that ring and do your stuff with him.  Go ahead.  How'd you win boy"  {Here we are seeing Punchy shuffling, skipping and running around in circles in the ring as he is now giving his opponent first several good, hard right jabs and then several good and hard left jabs.  Punchy is now hitting himself on the chest as a sign of a Knockout and has a really sheepish and silly look as he is now slightly bowing as the sign of how he won}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is standing in the sidelines with a really happy look on his face as he is shouting Punchy in a really fun voice}:  "Hiya, Champ!"  {Here we are seeing Punchy swaying around in a circle and has a silly grin on his face as he is waving his left hand in a circle of hello back to Knobby}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is now having fun with Punchy as he has a really gleeful look on his face as he is shouting to Punchy in a low and gleeful voice}:  "All right, the first thing to do, the first theing to dow is skip the rope, yeah, skip the rope.  Pick it up.  All right, now skip with it."  {Here we are seeing Punchy holding onto a pretend skipping rope as he is skipping around the ring with it}:  "No, no, no, skip the real way.  Oh, you bounce like a rubber ball boy."  {Here we are seeing Punchy doing a shuffle style skip kicking his legs forwards and then is skipping from side to side across the ring}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is now shaking the ring ropes in a state of fun as Knobby is saying to Punchy in a loud and mischievous voice}:  "Hiya, Champ!"  {Here we are seeing Punchy with his sill grin on his face again as he is waving a hand at Knobby}: 

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is now laughing slightly and has a really mischievous look on his face as he is saying to Punchy in a playful and little kid language voice}:  "Fine, that's enough of that, drop it.  Now, go over to the punching bag.  Yeah, go over and punch the bag.  Wait a minute, becareful now.  Yeah, go ahead!"  {Here we are seeing Punchy throwing the skipping rope away in a corner of the ring as he is now running up to the pretend punching bag and is socking it hard as he has now hit himself in the face with it and has a hurt look on his face as he is now rubbing his sore bugle}:  "What did I tell ya, becareful!"  {Here we are seeing Punchy looking at the ring floor with a hurt and disgusted look on his face}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is now full of pride and is shouting to Punchy in a really proudful voice}:  "All right, Hiya, Champ!"  {Here we are now seeing once again Punchy breaking out his silly grin and is waving two fingers at Knobby in hello}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is looking at Punchy with a really happy look and is talking to him in a really sweet and fun voice}:  "Forget about it, drop the bag, forget about it.  Now, go over there and show me that foot work,  Yeah, show me that foot work.  Aha, that's a classic boy, look at that foot work, like a swan."  {Here we are seeing Punchy skipping and shuffling around the ring and tapping and waving his legs from side to side and then skipping around the ring in circles}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is looking at Punchy with a really happy look and is shouting to Punchy in a loud and slightly demanding voice}:  "Hiya, Champ!"  {Here we are now seeing Punchy still skipping in place as he is now bending backwards and is waving two fingers at Knobby with his silly grin on his face}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is now smiling happily at Punchy and is saying to him in a low and loud voice}:  "Hiya, Champ.  How'd you win boy?"  {Here we are seeing Punchy once again with that silly grin on his face and is waving two fingers at Knobby as he is now once againg socking himself in the chest as a sign of a Knockout and is bending slightly forwards with a gleeful look on his face}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is so full of fun and glee as he is saying to Punchy in a really gleeful and mischievous voice}:  "Hiya Champ.  All right, all right, that's enough of that.  Get over to your corner.  No, not this corner, the pretty corner!"  {Here we are at first seeing Punchy giving Knobby his silly grin and two finger wave as Punchy at first is going to a corner that is at the right back corner of the ring that has an ugly stool in it.  But instead he is now going to the back left corner of the ring that has a comfortable chair and a basket of lovely flowers}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby now has a really huge grin of mischief on his face as he is saying to Punchy in a fun loving voice}:  "That's your corner over there yeah, go on over to the corner."  {Here we are seeing Punchy pointing to himself as he is now laughing and smiling and bobbing up and down in happiness.  In a stat of mischief, we are now seeing Punchy pointing to the stool}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is now looking at Punchy with a really mischievous and playful look and is stating to Punchy in a low and dragged out voice}:  "Oh, a tough guy, get over there, sit down."  {Here we are seeing Punchy raising his fists like he wants to fight with Knobby as Knobby is shouting at him and pointing a finger at his corner as we are now seeing Punchy with his head lowered and is skipping reluctantly over to his corner as he is now sitting down and is looking at the floor in a really sad state}:

"PLAY BOXING MATCH OF PUNCHY VERSUS PUNCHY WITH KNOBBY WALSH CALLING THE SHOTS":      {ROUND ONE}:      {ENDING}:

Here we are now getting a glimpse on Miss Ann Howe and Joe Palooka as they are watching Punchy and are smiling in happiness and agreement.

"PLAY BOXING MATCH OF PUNCHY VERSUS PUNCHY WITH KNOBBY WALSH CALLING THE SHOTS":      {ROUND TWO}:      {START}:

We are now back in the fighting ring where we are hearing Knobby ringing a bell as Punchy is now once again entering into the boxing ring.

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby now has a really happy and mischievous grin on his face as he is stating to Punchy in a happy voice}:  "You're not scared, are ya?  Come on, right out there boy, watch it now, watch it I told you to watch it, not catch it!"  {Here we are seeing Punchy back out on the ring as he is now "boxing" with another boxer as the other boxer is now punching Punchy right in the kisser and is sending Punchy into a tail spin as Punchy is now staggering around the ring and regaining his ba-lance}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is giving Punchy a really gleeful grin and is stating to him in a really low and fun voice}:  "Hiya, Champ.  All right get in there and mix it up with him, get in there, hey Champ, he's not over there he's over here."  {Here we are seeing Punchy with his silly grin on his face as he is now boxing with his opponent at the left side of the ring as Punchy is now twirlling around in circles, doing a quick shuffle, and is twisting from side to side quickly when his opponent is at the right side as we are now seeing Punchy now running over to the right side of the ring and is boxing wildly with his opponent}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is now laughing in glee as he is now hitting the ring ropes in happiness as he is stating to Punchy in a really happy voice}:  "Hiya, Champ.  Show him that foot work, oh boy, you're a classic."  {Here we are seeing Punchy shuffling and skipping and kicking his feet forwards and backwards and is twirlling around in circles as he is still now giving quick jabs to his opponent}:  "Show him that left now."  {Here we are seeing Punchy still shuffling, skipping, and twirlling around in circles on the ring as he is now wickedly punching his opponent with his left fist}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby now has a mad look on his face as he is shouting to Punchy in loud and slightly mad voice}:  "No, you dope, giv it all tho him, aha, you are smart, get in there and mix it up a little bit, that's it boy, oh, unha, that's, that's it, get over here!"  {Here we are seeing Punchy with his silly grin on his face as he is waving his arms forwards and backwards and is now happily shuffling, skipping, and twirlling around the ring as he is now wildly boxing with his opponent as Punchy is now getting hit in the kisser by his opponent and is slightly staggering around the ring and bouncing his head forward and backwards trying to regain his ba-lance once again}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is now looking at Punchy with a really mad look as Knobby is shouting to Punchy in a low and mad voice}:  "I told ya, all right Champ, this is not your corner, that's your corner over there.  Hiya, Champ!"  {Here we are seeing Punchy now giving his opponent several good and hard right jabs then several hard left jabs as he is now grinning his silly grin at Knobby and is waving two fingers at him.  Punchy is now skipping, shuffling, kicking his legs forwards and backwards and is running a twirlling around the ring floor.  Now we are seeing Punchy's opponent getting Punchy a good one in his kisser with a hard left jab as Punchy is now bobbing his head forwards and backwards and is now staggering and shuffling around the floor and is now trying to sit down on a stool to rest a tad}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is now grinning from ear to ear in mischief as Knobby is now saying to Punchy in a really low and mischievous voice}:  "All right Champ, this is not your corner, that's your corner over there!"  {Here we are at first seeing Punchy trying to sit down on the stool of his opponent at the right side of the ring as Knobby is pointing at the left side of the floor, to the pretty corner and is telling him that's his corner as we are seeing Punchy with his head lowered as he is now shuffling and staggering to his corner as he still has his cute grin on his face}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is looking at Punchy with a really happy smile as he is saying to Punchy in a really upbeat and happy voice}: "Hiya Champ.  All right, that's it, not on the floor, on the chair."  {Punchy here is now slightly weaving from side to side as he is trying to sit on the floor when Knobby yells at him to sit on the chair.  Punchy doesn't even get to sit down, as he is now in mid-sit, Knobby rings the bell to summons the fight to start again as we are now seeing a really tiered and exhausted Punchy standing back up and is waving a hand at Knobby as he now has a really tiered, hurt, but yet still a cute and sill grin on his face}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is now smiling wirly at Punchy as he is stating to him in a really mischievous voice}:  "Come on up.  Hiya Champ.  Now, go on there, take it easy, quick with that left."  {Here we are once again seeing Punchy giving Knobby his two finger hello salute with his silly grin on his face as Punchy is now applying several hard left jabs to his opponent as he is still shuffling, skipping, and running around in circle on the boxing ring floor.  We are now seeing Punchy's opponent giving him a good and hard right jab in Punchy's stomach as Punchy is now grabbing his stomach and has a horrible and painful look on his face as he is now slowly rocking from side to side and is falling to the floor in excruciating pain and is yelling painfull as he is now fallen to the ring floor and is yelling out in excrutiating pain; 'ooooh-yeowha; ooooh-yeowha; ooooh-yeowha; ooooh-yeowha; ooooh-yeowha; ooooh-yeowha; ooooh-yeowha; ooooh-yeowha; ooooh-yeowha; ooooh-yeowha}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is now leaning over Punchy with a really mad look on his face as he is waving his right hand over Punchy as Knobby is now counting in a loud and mad voice}:  "One-Two-Three-Four, how's your wind?"  {Here we are seeing Punchy looking at Knobby with a really excruciating look of pain as Punchy is now gasping big time for aire}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is now looking at Punchy with a hurtful look as he is saying to Punchy in a really carrying voice}:  "Hiya, Champ.  I'm your Pal, ain't I?"  {Here we are seeing Punchy now staggering a tad as he is now somewhat regaining his composure as he is now weakly giving Knobby his two finger hello sign and is trying to support his cute little grin on his face.  Punchy is now trying his ever loving best to get up and regain his fighting with his opponent}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby now has a look of hurt and defeat on his face as he is saying to Punchy in a really mad voice}:  "All right, One-Two-Three-Four-Five-Six-Seven-Eight-Nine-Nine and a Half-Nine and Three Quarters.  You're all done, you're out, are you terrible, it must have been something you ate."  {Here as Knobby was completing the final count down we were seeing Punchy trying to stand up and try fighting as he is now too weak to fight as Punchy has now admitted defeat to his opponent, Punchy is now trying his best to get up, staggering a tad and then falls to the floor, he does that for a total of five times until he finally falls to the boxing ring floor permanently}:

We are closing this boxing match where we are seeing Punchy looking at the ring floor with a look of horrible disgust, pain, and sadness as we are seeing Knobby with a really disgusted look on his face as he is now throwing the boxing timing bell into the ring and is walking away in utter disgust and madness.

"PLAY BOXING MATCH OF PUNCHY VERSUS PUNCHY WITH KNOBBY WALSH CALLING THE SHOTS":      {ROUND TWO}:      {ENDING}:

Here we are now seeing Miss Ann Howe looking at Joe Palooka with a really sweet and loving look as we are seeing Joe looking at her with a really carrying and slightly embarrassed look of love.

GENTLEMAN HORSE RIDER to CHARLIE SMITH:  {As the Horse Rider is looking at Charlie with a really seriousl look as he is stating to Charlie in a really polite and mean voice}:  "Gee, I'd give anything to get in the ring with that guy!"

CHARLIE SMITH to the GENTLEMAN HORSE RIDER:  {As Charlie is now looking at him with a really shifty look and is stating to him in a really con-artist style of a voice}:  "I'll tell you what, I'll stick around until Saturday, maybe we can figure something out!"

We are now getting a shot on Ann and Joe as they are standing there with really happy and gleeful looks on their faces as Knobby is now running up to them in pride.

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As he is looking at her with pride and is asking her in a proud voice}:  "How do you like him?"

MISS ANN HOWE to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As she is smiling at him happily as she is saying to him in a proud voice}:  "I think he's wonderful!  Well, then, I'll see you Saturday afternoon at the Bizarre.  Good-bye!"

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As Knobby is now bowing down to her and is stating to her in pride}:  "Well, then, okay!"

MISS ANN HOWE to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As she is smiling gleefully at him and is saying to him in a proud and happy voice}:  "Good-bye!"

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As Knobby is now grinning from ear to ear in happiness as he is now tipping his hat to her and is saying in a proud and happy voice}:  "Good-bye; Good-bye!"

MISS ANN HOWE to JOE PALOOKA:  {As she is looking at him with lovey-dovey eyes and is taking him by his right arm as Joe is now giving her goo-goo eyes}:  "Come on, Joe!"

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE and JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is now watching the two of them exiting in a happy state as Knobby is stating to them in a really happy manner}:  "Joe, don't leave the place."

We are now seeing Knobby turning around and has a really ugly look on his face as he now flinches a tad as we are seeing Pa approaching Knobby carrying Knobby's bicycle after Pa has taken it for a quick spin around the farm as the bicycle is now toally demolished, and Pa is now limping in pain.

KNOBBY WALSH to PA:  {As Knobby is now approaching both the totally demolished bicycle and Pa as Knobby is looking at Pa with a really hurt and worried look as he is asking Pa in a mad voice}:  "Ungha, what happened to my bicycle?  What happened to you?"

PA to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Pa is now tossing the busted bicycle to the ground and is looking at Knobby with a really hurt look as he is asking Knobby in a hurt and questionable voice}:  "Did you see that big hole at the bottom of the hill?"

KNOBBY WALSH to PA:  {As Knobby is looking at Pa with a dazed look and is answering Pa in a mean voice}:  "Yeah!"

PA to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Pa is standing there filthy, hurt, and his clothing badly tattered is looking at Knobby with a wicked look as he is shouting at Knobby in a wicked voice}:  "Well, I didn't."  {Here as Pa was hollering at Knobby about his over due bill, Pa just spitted out another mouth of chaw}:  "I've changed my mind about this bi-cycle, and it ain't worth sixty-eight, sixty.  I want my money by three o'clock or I'll have my sheriff after you!"

It is now Saturday afternoon as we are now at the 'Charity Bizarre'.  It is a lovely Summers Day.  Cloudless pale bleu skyeline, the sun is in full shine.  We are seeing Ladies dressed in dress wear and hats as the Gentlemen are dressed either in suits, tuxedos or dress style of sweaters and hats.

We are now on the Mid-Way, and to your right there are three exhibition booths, made of wooden buildings with tarp rooves over them.  The farthest one to your right is a darts throwing game.  The one in the middle is where you toss the ball into the fish bowls to win the stupid little golden fish.  The closest one to your right is a weight guessing and fortune telling booth.  The one that is in front view is a roulette style of a game.

Plus way in the back is a lovely brick building with a low rise white pickett fence around it with a white wooden door well on the main door and a screen for the entrance window of the door.  Plus there is one full length stained glass window on the right side of the building plus the roofing shingles are of a tarp-rubber type of a material.

We are now seeing the Mayour of the city dressed in black dress trousers, white jacket, white dress shirt. black tie and a black and white hat.  His wife is dressed in a full length wite tafetta dress with puffy short-sleeves, v-neck cut with a string of long white pearls, white hat and she is carrying a white fan.  Plus accompanying them is a stately gentleman in his late thirties dressed in white dress pants, black jacket, white dress shirt, black and white stripped tie, black dress shoes and a black and white hat.  As we are hearing Carney Barkers calling out to get people to come to their stands as we are also hearing music being played on a Calypso.

We are nw seeing Knobby Walsh dressed in a multiple coloured stripe jacket, white shirt, white vest, stripped tie, white dress pants and Spats shoes and a multiple coloured striped hat with Miss Ann Howe who is dress in a white linen skirt with white lace trim on the bottom of the full length skirt plus she has on a black vest that is long length in the back with a white short-sleeved linen shirt with a huge white collar that has a tie in the front that is crossed and held together with a floral print pin, she is carrying a huge white hat with a band of fresh flowers around it.  Joe Palooka is dressed in a tuxedo.  They are walking out of a lovely brick house with a white lattice door of bevelled stained glass plus there as two hanging flower pots of roses on on each side of the door way.  Plus there is a small white pillard fence that is on both side of a slate front door.

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As Knobby now has a gleeful look on his face and is saying to her in a cheery voice}:  "Hey, there's alot of fancy people here, aint't they?"

MISS ANN HOWE to KNOBBY WALSH:  {Is looking at him politely and is saying to him in a low and polite voice}:  "Yes, there are!"

We are now seeing Miss Ann Howe looking at Joe with a loving look as we are now seeing a Waiter walking by dressed in a tuxedo and is carrying a tray of hors d'ouvres.

KNOBBY WALSH to the WAITER:  {As Knobby is now pointing at the tray with a dazed look on his face as he is asking in a questionable voice}:  "Hey, waiter, what's this?"

WAITER to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As the waiter is standing there holding onto the tray with a really snooty look on his face as he is answering back to Knobby in a really snotty tone of a voice}:  "Caviar and Pate du fas Gras."

KNOBBY WALSH to the WAITER:  {As Knobby is now looking at the waiter with a really mischievous look as he is asking the waiter in a mischievous voice}:  "What, no pastrami?"

WAITER to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As the waiter is still in his snooty mood is answering Knobby back in a really upity and snotty voice}:  "Pastrami, it's outta season, sir."

KNOBBY WALSH to the WAITER:  {As Knobby still has a really mischievous look on his face as he is now snapping his fingers at the waiter mischievously}:  "That' right, there's no "R" in July.  Let it go.  Look's all right anyways, what are these feathers for I wonder.  I'll put that over there. Nobody will see that."  Scout around and see if you can get me a flock of scallions, will ya?"  {Here we are seeing Knobby taking a couple of the hors d'ouvers and is picking off the feathered onion strips on them and is tossing them along side of the withe house}:

WAITER to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As the waiter is still in his snotty mood and is walking away with his nose in the aire is stating to Knobby in a really snotty and disgusted voice}:  "Scallions?!"

KNOBBY WALSH to the WAITER:  {As Knobby is now chowing down on one of the hors d'ouvers and is looking at him mischievously as he is using a mischievous voice}:  "Yeah!"

WAITER to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As the waiter is still in his state of the art snotty mood is saying to Knobby as he is walking away}:  "Very good, sir."

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE and JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is looking at them mischievously and is still holding an hors d'ouvers is asking them in a mischievous voice}:  "What is he giving me, the wide nostrils of something?  I'll see him later.  Come on, let's get over here."

We are now seeing Knobby, Ann, and Joe walking down the steps of the house as ther are now approaching the bizarre.

JOE PALOOKA to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As we are seeing one of exhibitions which is a stripped skirting wrapped around a wooden booth and a tarp backdrop with a white canvas sheet hanging up with a tiny hole cut in the centre of it.  With a long rack with a bunch of baseballs on it.

JOE PALOOKA to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As he is looking at her politely and is asking her in a really polite voice}:  "What's going on here?"

MISS ANN HOWE to JOE PALOOKA and KNOBBY WALSH:  {As she is looking at them sweetly and is saying to them politely}:  "Nothing, you see the man who was suppose to get hit on the head with baseballs didn't show up.  I'ts a shame too, because it would of made us alot of money."

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As he is looking at her with a really carrying look and is stating to her in a really sad and carrying voice}:  "Ooooh-ooooh-ooooh-ooooh, that calls for a guy with a thick skull doesn't it?"

MISS ANN HOWE to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As she is laughing slightly and is stating to him in a really polite voice}:  "I suppose so?!"

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As Knobby has a mischievous look on his face as he is using a mischievous voice as he is looking around himself}:  "Where's Punchy?"

JOE PALOOKA to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Joe is answering Knobby in a questionable voice and a dazed look on his face}:  "I don't know?"

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As Knobby is looking at Ann with a dazed look as he is asking her in a really questionable voice}:  "Where do they eat around here?"

MISS ANN HOWE to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As she is pointing a finger straight ahead of her and is smiling as she is saying to Knobby in  a polite voice}:  "Over there, at the buffet."

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As he has a really mad look on his face as he is stating to her in a dazed and stammering voice}:  "Oh, the buf......!"

We are now seeing the buffet table and seating area.  There is a couple sitting at at table.  She is dressed in a short-sleeved three tier floral print linen dress with a a huge straw hat as her husband is dressed in a tuxedo.  The buffet table is very lavish as it has white linen with lace trim table covering on it and with all kinds of fancy foods on it.  We are now seeing Punchy dressed in a dark grey suit, vest and tie, white dress shirt, gry hat and black dress shoes.  He is sitting along side the buffet table as he is happily pigging out on everything.

PUNCY to the WAITER AT THE BUFFET TABLE:  {As Punchy is chowing down and is saying to the waite in facial expressions}:  "Good, I really like the food!"

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is standing by the baseball booth with a really mean look and is shouting loudly and meanly at Punchy}:  "Hey Punchy, hey Punchy!"

{Here we are seeing Punchy looking around to see who is calling him as he is still bellied up to the bar with a gigantic plate of food, a napkin under his neck as a bibbie as he is stuffing food in his mouth and is picking up the food he has dropped on the ground to eat also.

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is now waving a hand at Punchy and is using a mischievous voice as he is saying to get Punchy's attention}:  "Hiya, Champ!"

We are now seeing Punchy still gobbling out at the buffet bar as he is smiling his silly grin at Knobby and is waving back at him.

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is still at the baseball booth and is shouting at him happily}:  "Come on, out here!"

We are seeing Punchy pointing at himself and is looking at Knobby and is asking if he wants him.

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is now shouting to Punchy in a really happy voice}:  "Yeah!"

We are now seeing Punchy standing up and taking off his bibbie and is setting down his dish of food as he is now approaching Knobby in a happy state.  Punchy has grabbed himself a turkey leg as he was exiting to go and see what Knobby wanted.

We are now seeing Joe, Ann, and Knobby standing in front of the baseball booth as Punchy is running up with a mouthful of food to see what the wanted.

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is looking at him with a mean look as he is grabbing the turkey leg from him and is taking a bite of it is saying to Punchy in a low and mean voice}:  "What's that, what are you doing with that, haven't you got any manners?"

We are now seeing Punchy with his silly grin on his face as he is now applying some salt to the turkey leg.

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is now happily chowing down on the turkey leg is saying to the silly grinning Punchy in a polite voice}:  "Thanks!  We've been lookin' all over for you, say, I've got a swell job for you, yeah.  Go around behind that canvas and stick your head through that hole!"

PUNCHY to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Punchy is now holding his hat and is looking a Knobby with a really worried look as he is asking Knobby in a worried and questionable voice}:  "Then what happens?"

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is still enjoying his turkey leg and is looking at Punchy mischievously and is using a mischievous voice}:  "You'll find out.  Go on, get going, come on, get going there, go on!"  {Here we are seeing Knobby hitting the poor, innocent, and very obedient Punchy hard on his face with the turkey leg}:

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby now has a mouthful of turkey leg and is looking at Joe with a serious look as he is saying to Joe in a serious voice}:  "Hey Joe, don't be stalling around too long.  You gotta change into your boxing togs go ahead, get going!"

JOE PALOOKA to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Joe has a really polite look on his face as Joe is stating to Knobby in a really polite voice}:  "Okay, Mr. Knobby!"

JOE PALOOKA to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As he is looking at her with a really sweet and loving look and is smiling at her sweetly}:  "Good-bye, Ann!"

MISS ANN HOWE to JOE PALOOKA:  {As she is giving Joe goo-goo eyes and is saying to him in a reall loving voice}:  "Good-bye, Joe!"

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby has a really mean look on his face as he is shouting at Joe still with the turkey leg in his mouth}:  "Hurry it up, will ya Joe?  So long.  Take this with you!"  {Here we are seeing Knobby tossing Joe the turkey leg bone}: 

We are now at the baseball exhibition as we are seeing Punchy now sticking his head through the hole in the canvas and now has the huge silly grin of his on his face.

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As he is looking at her kindly and is saying to her in a polite voice}:  "You know, this use to be my rackett!  Wait until you see the olde timer go to work.  There's nothing to it."  {Here we are seeing Punchy with his mouth agait and his eyes bugging out of his head in pain as he is now knowing what is going on}:

KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Knobby is now shouting in a carnie and serious voice as he is now being a Circus Barker}:  "Ladies, this way over here, over here, I've got it.  Come one, come all, big and small and feast your eyes upon the most dazzling, majestic array.  What have I got hunh?  {Here Knobby has now clicked his heels together}:  I've got baby dolls, take your time neighbour, until I explain it to you.  You hit him on the head and you make him laugh."  {Here we are getting a close-up on Punchy as he now has a huge, mischievous smile on his face}:  "That's his funny bone.  The harder you hit him, the harder he laughs.  Make him hy-sterical.  Papa, yes, step right over here.  Step right over here.  Yes, spread out Lady, would you kindly give this man a little room.  Sling them all like you're a ball player."  {As Knobby was doing his speal he was waving his hands in the aire, kicking his legs from side to side and dancing around in circles}:

We are now seeing Miss Ann Howe standing behind the booth selling the baseballs as we now have a large gathering of Ladies and Gentlemen who are tossing all at once baseballs at Punchy as they are now trying to hit the happy, and grinning Punchy on his cocoanut with them.

Here we are now seeing the sleezy rat of a reporter, Charlie Smit dressed in white dress pants, a v-neck sweater with a handkerchief pocket with a white dress handkerchief in it and white shoes with the second scuzz-puppy the Gentleman Horse Rider who is dressed in a dark bleu suit, white dress shirt, bleu and white stripped tie and black dress shoes.

SCUZZY CHARLIE SMITH to the SCUZZY GENTLEMAN HORSE RIDER:  {As Charli is looking at him deviously and is asking him in a devious voice}:  "Say, do you still want to get in the ring with Palooka?"

SCUZZY GENTLEMAN HORSE RIDER to SCUZZY CHARLIE SMITH:  {As he is looking at Charlie with a really wicked look and is answering Charlie back in a really evil voice}:  "You bet I do!"

SCUZZY CHARLIE SMITH to the SCUZZY GENTLEMAN HORSE RIDER:  {As Charlie is looking at him with a devious look and and is answering him back in a serious and wicked voice}:  "I got an idea, maybe we can work something out!"

{All the while that scuzzy Charlie and the scuzzy Gentleman Horse Rider were having their sleezy conversation we were hearing "Circus Barker Walsh" yelling:  "That's it Ladies and Gentlemen, throw those balls, throw them hard, hit him on the head and watch him laugh!"}:

SCUZZY CHARLIE SMITH to a WAITER:  {As scuzzy Charlie is standing there with his hands folded behind his back and with a wicked look on his face as he is shouting polietly}:  "Waiter, get me a ball!"

WAITER to SCUZZY CHARLIE SMITH:  {As the Waiter is looking at Charlie politely and is answering him back in a polite voice}:  "A High Ball, Sir?"

SCUZZY CHARLIE SMITH to the WAITER:  {As scuzzy Charlie is still standing there with his hands folded behind his back and a devious look on his face and is using a really low and wicked voice}:  "No, a billiard ball!"

WAITER to SCUZZY CHARLIE SMITH:  {As the Waiter is looking at Charlie with a quizzical look and is asking him in a questionable voice}:  "A billiard ball, very good sir!"

We are now seeing the Waiter exiting to get a few billiard balls as scuzzy Charlie is now looking at the scuzzy Gentleman Horse Rider with a really evil look.

SLEEZY CHARLIE SMITH to the SLEEZY GENTLEMAN HORSE RIDER:  {As Charlie still has his look from Hell on his face as he is stating to him in a really devilish tone of a voice}:  "Get it?!"  {Here we are seeing the Sleezy Gentleman Horse Rider knoddy affimatively at the evil sleezy and scheming Charlie Smith}: 

We are now seeing Punchy have a "BALL" as he is liking the baseballs hitting him on the cocoanut as he is twirlling his head around in circles and has that huge silly grin on his face.

We are now seeing the Waiter walking up to the evil and nasty sleezy Charlie Smith with a tray full of billiard balls as scuzzy Charlie Smith is now evily taking one off of the tray and is giving it to the sleezy Gentleman Horse Rider to try and hit Punchy hard on the head and knock him out cold so he can be the one who boxes with the "World Champion Boxer Joe Palooka!"

NASTY and EVIL GENTLEMAN HORSE RIDER to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As he is now approaching the booth and is stating to her in a serious voice and an evil look}:  "I'll take three!"

KNOBBY WALSH to the NASTY and EVIL GENTLEMAN HORSE RIDER:  {As Knobby is giving him three balls and is stating to him in a really Con-Artist style of a voice}:  Why certainly, here they are, right here, step back folks and give him plenty of room.  He's gonna do it, watch him now, watch him!"  {Here we are seeing that piece of scum-trash Gentleman Horse Rider now quickly changing one of the baseballs with the billiard ball as he is now tossing the billiard ball and has "SUCCESSFULLY?" hit poor Punchy on the head with it, sending Punchy to go behind the canvas as he is now falling to the ground into a storage box in excruciating pain and is yelling loudly in horrible pain before he falls into the box totally knocked out cold; Yeowha-yeowha-yeowha-yeowha-yeowha-yeowha-yeowha-yeowha}:

MISS ANN HOWE to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As she is looking at Knobby in a horrible state of fear and panic as she is yelling loudly to Knobby in a really panicking voice}:  "What happened to Punchy?"

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As Knobby has a really panic sticken look on his face as he is stating to her in a panicking voice as Knobby is now running behind the curtain to see what has happened to Punchy}:  "Wait, I'll go and see!"

As Knobby is running behind the scenes to see what has happened to his Pal Punchy we are also seeing 'THE TWO SCUZZ-PUPPIES" running back also to see if their evil billiard ball trick has worked.

Knobby Walsh is running scared witless at what has happened to Punchy as Miss Ann Howe is now following him as Knobby is now yelling loudly in a panic state as he is now finding his Pal Punchy totally knocked out cold.  Knobby is now yelling in a state of panic; 'yeowha-hunaha; yeowha-hunaha; yeowha-hunaha; yeowha-hunaha.  Plus the two SCUZZ-PUPPIES are also there as we are seeing Sleezy Charlie Smith clasping his hands together and shaking them to Sleezy-Puppy Gentleman Horse Rider in glee as their evil trick had worked}:

KNOBBY WALSH to PUNCHY:  {As Knobby is now panicking to the enth-degree as he is gently slapping Punchy on the cheeks and is yelling at him in a loud and panicking tone of a voice}:  "Hey Punchy, Punchy, wake up, it's me, Knobby talking to you, wake up!  Food, eggs, bologna, sardines, pastrami!"

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As both Knobby and Ann have looks of panic on their faces as Knobby is stating to her in a really panicking voice}:  "If that doesn't wake him up, nothing will!  It looks like the boxing contest is off!"

MISS ANN HOWE to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As she is kneeling there besides him and Punchy as she has a mad look on her face and is yelling at him madly}:  "Why, you can't do that, that's what everyone's waiting for!"

SCUZZ-PUPPY GENTLEMAN HORSE RIDER to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As he is standing there with his arms folded across his ches as he is looking at Knobby with a really wicked look as he is stating to him evily}:  "You don't have to call if off, Mr. Walsh!"

SCUZZ-PUPPY CHARLIE SMITH to KNOBBY WALSH and MISS ANN HOWE:  {As he is looking at them wickedly and is saying to them in a really ugly tone of a voice}:  "No, you can't dissapoint all those people out there, let Jim Perry box him!"

KNOBBY WALSH to SCUZZY CHARLIE SMITH:  {As Knobby is pointing a finger at Jim Perry, and has a worried look and is shouting to him in a really worried tone of a voice}:  "What, do you want to do, get the poor kid killed?"

SLEEZY CHARLIE SMITH to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Charlie is standing there laughing evily and he is stating to Knobby mischievously}:  "Ooooh-hooo, you don't have to worry about him.  He was Inter-Colligiate Heavy Weight Champion!"

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE,  SCUZZ-PUPPY JIM PERRY, and SCUZZ-PUPPY CHARLIE SMITH:  {As Knobby now has his hand over his face in pain and panic as he is now shouting in a state of panic}:  "Bruha-hoo, bruha-hoo, bruha-hoo, bruha-hoo, bruha-hoo, bruha-hoo!"

MISS ANN HOWE to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As she is putting her right hand on his left arm as she is stating to him in a really carrying voice}:  "Please let him do it Mr. Knobby, he can take care of himself.  I once saw him knockout four men in a row!"

{All the while that they were trying to sick Scuzzy Jim Perry on Knobby we were seeing Knobby kneeling there rocking from side to side as he was pounding his hands on a box in total panic as he has a really fearful look on his face as he is yelling total panic, owha-yeowha; owha-yeowha; owha-yeowha; owha-yeowha, no, no, no, no, no, no!!!!!!!!}:

SCUZZ RAT CHARLIE SMITH to SCUZZ RAT JIM PERRY:  {As Charlie is now clapping his hands in glee as he is saying to Jim in a really gleeful voice}:  "Then it's all settled, come on Jim, get into your togs!"

KNOBBY WALSH to SCUZZ RAT JIM PERRY and SCUZZ RAT CHARLIE SMITH:  {As Knobby is now jumping up in total fear and panic as he is yelling at them in a panicking voice}:  "Now, wait a minute, fellas, wait a minute, R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R  wait a minute!"  {Here we are seeing Knobby stamping his feet and shaking his fists as he is now having a hissy fit about Jim Perry boxing Joe Palooka}:

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As Knobby is standing there with a really panicking look as he is asking her in total panic}:  "Now, what am I gonna do?"

MISS ANN HOWE to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As she is standing there looking at him with a carrying look and is stating to him in a really carrying voice}:  "First, you better tell those people there will be no more ball throwing, they're getting impatient!"  {Here we are seeing Knobby Walsh stammering around in fear and panic}:

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As Knobby is now stamping his feet and is shaking in fear and panic is stating to her in a freaking out voice}:  "I'll tell them that, I'll tell them that, wait until I get through the net, all right!"

KNOBBY WALSH to the BASEBALL THROWING PEOPLE:  {As Knobby has now taken off his hat and is sticking his head through the hole in the canvas and has a sheepish look on his face as he is stating them in a really sheepish voice}:  "Ladies and Gentlemen, there's been a slight accident, there will be no ball......"  {Here we are seeing Knobby getting bombarded by a barage of baseballs as the really irate crowd is now unisonly tossing dozens of baseballs at him in utter disgust as they are shouting at him disgustingly:  "Cut it out there, cut it out there, no more ball throwing, how dare you say that, yes, there is no more ball throwing!"  {As the ticked off crowd was bombarding Knobby with the baseballs were were hearing Knobby yelling in fear as he was trying to get his head back through the hole;  owha-ungha; owha-ungha; owha-ungha; owha-ungha; owha-ungha; owha-ungha!

SATURDAY AFTERNOON CHARITY BIZARRE PRESENTS IT'S BOXING MATCH  "WORLD CHAMPION JOE PALOOKA" BOXING AGAINST "INTER-COLLIGATE HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION CHARLIE SMITH:"

We are now at the boxing match where we are seeing a large crowd of Ladies dressed in formal attire and the Gentlemen are dressed in tuxedos.  It is being held in the Mid-Way of the bizarre grounds in front of that lovely white mansion.

We are now in the boxing ring where we are seeing at your right Knobby Walsh entering the ring as Joe Palooka is dressed in black boxing togs with white stripes on the sides, no shirt, black boxing shoes and whithe stockins'.  The Scuzz-Rat Jim Perry is sitting on a stool at the left portion of the ring as he is dressed in a white pair of boxing togs with black stripes, no shirts, white stockins' and black boxing shoes. plus Jim also has on a black robe with a white towel wrapped around his neck.

Now we are hearing the audience applauding loudly as we are seeing the Referee coming out on the ring dressed in white trousers, grey jacket, white dress shirt, white decorative handkerchief in his upper little jacket pocket and dark grey and white tie as he is now raising his hands in the aire to silence down the audience.

REFEREE to the AUDIENCE:  {As he is using a professional voice still with his hands in the aire and a serious look on his face}:  "I would like to present our guest, the Worlds Champion, Mr. Joseph Palooka."  {Here we are seeing Joe standing up with his left arm raised in the aire with a really happy look as we are seeing Knobby standing by his side with a gigantic grin of pride on his face}:

We are now hearing the Audience giving him a huge round of applause as we also got a glimpse of Miss Ann Howe who gave him a huge smile of love.

REFEREE to the AUDIENCE:  {As the Referee is now pointing a hand at the Filthy Scuzz-Rat Jim Perry and has a really serious look on his face and is using a serious voice}:  "And, as his worthy opponent, our own, 'James Augustus Perry'."  {Here we are seeing the little Scuzz-Rat standing up and taking a bow}:

We are now seeing the Audience as they are also giving him a huge round of applause.

REFEREE to GONG RINGER MR. JENKINS:  {As we are seeing Mr. Jenkins dressed in a tuxedo with a white vest and white scarf style of a tie with a really serious look as the Referee stated to him in a serious voice}:  "Very well, Jenkins, you may sound the gong!"

We are hearing Jenkins banging an olde-fashioned clothing scrub board as the opening gong.

REFEREE to JAMES AUGUSTUS PERRY and JOSEPH PALOOKA:  {As he is now using hand gestures as a single to have them come to the centre of the ring as he is stating to them in a serious voice}:  "Gentlemen, now you tip the gloves, go back to your corners, and at the sound of the gong, away you go!"  {As the Referee was giving the opening instructions to the boxers we were seeing Knobby inspect Jim's gloves for 'Brass-Knuckles' or any similar devices}:

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby and Joe are now back in their corner as Knobby is saying to him in a really serious voice}:  "All right, all right out now Joe quickly now."

{Here we are seeing Knobby helping Joe getting his gloves ready for the fight as we are now seeing Miss Ann Howe smiling from ear to ear for assurance at Joe}:

REFEREE to JENKINGS:  {As the Referee is now pointing a finger at Jenkins and is stating to him in a serious voice}:  "Gong, Jenkins!"

We are now starting the boxing match as Jenkins has now sounded the starting gong.

We are seeing Joe Palooka with a really happy look on his face as he is going into the centre of the ring as well as with Scuzz-Rat Perry.

The two boxers are now happily skipping around the ring as they are now applying equal amounts of left and right jabs to one another.  As th Referee is standing in the background watching to see if they are playing fair.

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is looking at Joe with a really carrying look and is stating to him in a carrying voice}:  "Take your time, Joe!"

SCUZZ CHARLIE SMITH to SCUZZ JIM PERRY:  {As Charlie is shouting at Jim with a really evil voice}:  "Oh, gee, show that Palooka ass what it's all about, Jim."

Here we are now seeing Jim Perry giving Joe a really hard right jab as he is now slightly knocking Joe off ba-lance.

SCUZZ CHARLIE SMITH to SCUZZ JIM PERRY:  {As Charlie is now being seen standing off of the ring with a really evil look on his face as he is now shouting at Jim in evil pride as Charlie is pounding his fists on the ring happily}:  "Oh, boy, that's right!"

We are seeing Scuzz Jim Perry cornering Joe in the right corner of the ring as he is now beating the daylighs out of Joe as Joe is now slightly staggering on the ring to try and regain his composure and be able to go back and continue fighting him.  {As Jim was beating the stuffings out of Joe we were hearing Knobby Walsh yelling at Joe in panic and fear, "Watch out Joe, becareful, let him have it."  As Scuzz-Rat Charlie Smith was yelling gleefully at Jim.  "Go on, give it to him!"}:

We are still in the process of seeing Jim Perry beating the daylights out of poor Joe Palooka as the Referee is shuffling from side to side to see if they are fighting a fair fight.

AUDIENCE to JIM PERRY:  {As they are shouting and cheering Jim in loud and approving voices}:  "All right Jim, that's it, that's it, give it to him Jim, go on give him a good right!"

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is now approaching the fight ring ropes as he has a devious look on his face and is using his fists like boxing gloves as he is shouting at Joe in moral support}:  "All right, lead with the left, lead with the right, give him the left, give him the right, give it to him now!"

As Jim and Joe were boxing we are hearing the Audience shouting and jeering as some were stating:  "Give it to him Joe, go on give it to him!"  While another part of the Audience was shouting loudly;  "Hey, Jim, that's it, that's it, give it to him, give him a good knockout, get Joe!"

We are now seeing Miss Ann Howe sitting on the edge of her chair as she has a really hurt look on her face as Jim is now winning over Joe.

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is now eating his hat and with a worried look and using a worried voice}:  "All right now, take your time, Joe!"

Here we are now seeing Joe holding his gloves over his face to protect it from being bashed in as Jim is now giving Joe several fast and really hard series of punches to his stomach.  Now Joe has given up his guard as Jim has now given Joe several really hard jabs to his face.

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is still having his hat as a snack and is shouting to Joe in a really panicking voice}:  "Hey Joe, what are you looking at?"

GENTLEMAN AUDIENCE MEMBER to JIM PERRY:  {As the man in the audience is now standing up and is using hand gestures like boxing gloves and is shouting at Jim in a loud voice}:  "Come on, Jimmy!"

We are now getting a shot of the entire audience as they are sitting on the edges of their chairs ben forwards with their eyes bugging out of their heads and rocking their heads from side to side following the two boxers.

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is now in a total state of panic and is shaking the ring ropes at the fact that Joe is now loosing as Knobby is shouting wildly and frantically at Joe}:  "Bring 'em up Joe, hard!"

We are now seeing Joe trying to get Jim with a quick left jab as Jim is getting the upper hand and has now given Joe a good hard right jab causing Joe to loose his ba-lance and go crashing into the fight ring ropes.

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is so horribly panicked out is shouting to Joe in a really panicking voice as Knobby is now ripping at his hair}:  "Come on, pick that left up and give it to him!"

We are now seeing Miss Ann Howe with a really hurt look on her face as she is slightly crying as Jim is now cremating the daylights out of Joe.

The Audience is now out of their seats as they are now jumping up and down as they are jeering at Joe and shouting happily to Jim:  "Get him Jim, get him Jim, get him Jim, get him Jim, get him Jim, get him Jim, get him Jim, get him Jim!"

We are now seeing Joe trying to give Jim a quick right jab, as Jim is now a tad quicker and applies a left jab at Joe causing Joe to fall flat on the ring floor.

We are seeing Jim standing there grinning from ear to ear at his success as we are seeing the referee standing over the hurt Joe.

REFEREE to JOE:  {As the referee is standing over Joe waving his right arm up and down and has a blank stare on his face as he is shouting to Joe}:  "One-Two-Three-Four-Five-Six-Seven-Eight-Nine!"

We are now seeing Knobby Walsh with a really hurtful look on his face as he is now falling to the ground and is pounding his fists and shrieking loudly in panic.

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is now shaking his fists in madness as he is shouting to Joe in a really panicking voice}:  "Get up Joe, Joe get up, pick it up Joe, get up!"

We are now seeing Joe staggering a bit as he is now getting up and trying to apply a quick left jab to Jim as Jim is now a bit quicker once again and is giving Joe a fast right causing Joe to slightly stumble.  Joe has given Jim a right jab as Jim is now giving Joe several good hard punches at his gutt as Joe is now holding his gloves over his face to protect it.

CREEPIE CHARLIE SMITH to CREEPIE JIM PERRY:  {As Charlie is still standing off ring with a really happy look on his face as he is using his fists like boxing gloves and is shouting loudly at Jim}:  "Follow him up, follow him up, follow him up, follow him up, follow him up, follow him up, follow him up!"

We are now hearing the audience hissing at Joe as they are proudly yelling in unison:  "Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim"

Jim Perry has now applied a really hard right jab at Joe's face causing Joe to falll hard to the ring floor.

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is standing there 'having kittens' as he is holding onto his hat as he is now jumping up and down in a horrible state of panic as he is shouting to Joe in a really panicking and freaking out voice}:  "Joe, what are you doing.  Go ahead Joe, get thata way Joe!"  {Here we are now seeing Knobby climbing the fight ring ropes and is swinging on them and the getting down in fear and panic}:

SCUZZY CHARLIE SMITH to SCUZZY JIM PERRY:  {As Charlie is shouting at Jim in a really happy state and with a gleeful look on his face}:  "Atta boy, go one, get him, get him Jim, give it to him!"

Here we are seeing Joe giving Jim several good jabs but Jim is not even flustered as he is now giving Joe three good hard left jabs to his face causing Joe to put his gloves up to protect his face as Jim is now sneakingly giving Joe a really hard blow to the stomach causing Joe to fall to the floor nearly out cold.

We got a really quick glimpse on Miss Ann Howe as she has a really hurtful look on her face due to the fact that Joe is as of now loosing the match.

We are now seeing Joe standing up as Mr. Jenkins has now sounded the gong.

We are now hearing the audience applauding the fighters.

Joe Palooka is now returning to his corner as Knobby is setting up a chair for Joe to sit in.

HERE WE ARE NOW FINDING OUT THAT JOE IS THROWING THE MATCH BECAUSE HE LIKES MISS ANN HOWE AND THAT JIM PERRY IS A FRIEND OF HER'S AND JOE THINKS SHE LIKES HIM AND JOE WANTS JIM TO WIN THE MATCH.  BUT IT IS THE OPPOSITE, ANN ACTUALLY LOVES JOE:

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is now kneeling down beside Joe as he has an ugly look on his face and is shaking his right first at him and is yelling at Joe in an evil voice}:  "Boy, it's a lucky thing that that title wasn't at stake, are you terrible!"

We are fnow at the other corner where we are seeing Scuzzy Jime Perry sitting on his stool grinning from ear to ear as his Manager Creepie Charlie Smith is now wrapping a towel around Jim's neck.

CREEPIE CHARLIE SMITH to SCUZZY JIM PERRY:  {As Charlie is now grinning from ear to ear in pride as he is stating to Jim in a really proud voice}:  "Oh, boy, that was great, you made him look like a Novelist!"

SCUZZY JIM PERRY to CREEPIE CHARLIE SMITH:  {As Jim is now drying off some sweat as he has a proud look on his face as he is stating to Charlie in a really proud voice}:  "So I'm the Amateur, hunh?!"

We are now seeing a Waiter approaching Creepie Charlie Smith and Scuzzy Jim Perry with a tray full of champagne.

CREEPIE CHARLIE SMITH to CREEPIE JIM PERRY:  {As Charlie is now happily taking two glasses of champagne off of the tray and is saying to Jime in a happy voice as he is now handing Jim a glass of champagne}:  "Get this, to a speedy finish!"

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is now shouting wickedly at Joe with an evil look on his face}:  "You're awful, why didn't you get out there and do what I told you to do?"

We are now seeing a Waiter approaching Knobby Walsh and Joe Palooka with a tray of champagne as Knobby is now taking a couple of glasses and is chug-a-lugging down on as the Waite is standing there with a horrified look of fear on his face as his eyes are now bugging out of his head and his mouth is agait.  Joe is sitting there with a really hurt look on his face as he is now holding up his left glove to his mouth.

KNOBBY WALSH to the WAITER:  {As Knobby has a dazed look on his face as he is saying to the Waiter in a polite voice as Knobby is now finishing his third glass of champagne}:  "Thanks, I need this!"

Knobby has now finished three glasses of champagne and has now placed the empty glasses back on the tray.

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is still kneeling beside Joe and has a really mean look on his face as he is shouting at Joe in a really panicking voice}:  "Get out there and bare down on him, put him to sleep with your right!"

JOE PALOOKA to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Joe has a really hurtful look on his face and is stating to Knobby in a really sad and polite voice}:  "I don't wanna do that, he's Ann Howe's friend, and she likes him!"

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is now waving a fist at him and is shouting at him in a really mean voice}:  "She likes you, you sap, she wants you to knock him out!"

JOE PALOOKA to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Joe is now rubbing his gloves together as he has a hurt and carrying look on his face as he is stating to Knobby in a really sad voice}:  "I don't believe it!"

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is waving his right hand at Joe with a carrying look on his face as he is asking Joe in a carrying and questionable voice}:  "If she says so with her own lips, will you believe it?"

JOE PALOOKA to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Joe now has a look of love on his face as he is stating to Knobby in a love strucken voice}:  "I'd believe anything she'd say!"

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is now standing up to go and get Miss Ann Howe as Knobby has a happy look on his face as he is stating to Joe in a happy voice}:  "All right, sit here, don't go away, I'll be right back!"

We are now seeing Joe watching Knobby walking over to Miss Ann Howe thinking that Knobby is going to ask her to tell Joe that she loves him when in reality Knobby is mentioning to her that Joe is thinking that her Charity was not a success as Joe is worried about it.

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As Knobby is now approaching her and is gently putting his right on her left shoulder as Knobby is looking at her with a really scared look as he is stating to her in a really carrying voice}:  "You'll have to excuse Joe Palooka so bad in that ring today, he thinks your bizarre isn't a success!"

MISS ANN HOWE to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As she is looking at Knobby with a dazed look as she is stating to him in a serious voice}:  "But, it is a success!"

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As Knobby is slightly shaking Ann in fear as he is looking at her happily and is asking her in a really begging voice}:  "Tell him with your own lips, will ya, tell him?"

We are now seeing Joe sitting in his chair with a really sad and hurtful look.  As we are now seeing Knobby and Ann looking at him with really carrying looks.

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is looking at Joe with a serious look as he is now shouting at Joe in a really worried voice}:  "Joe, Joe!"

MISS ANN HOWE to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Ann is looking at Joe with a really happy look on her face as she is stating to Joe in a low and serious voice}:  "Yes, yes!"

JOE PALOOKA to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As he is looking at her with a really loving look as he is asking her in a really serious voice}:  "Do you mean it?"

MISS ANN HOWE to JOE PALOOKA:  {As she is now looking at him with a really happy look on her face as she is answering him back in a gleeful voice}:  "Absolutely!"

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As Knobby is now patting her on her shoulder in thanks as he has a really happy look on his face and is using a really happy voice}:  "Oh, thanks!"

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is now running back up on the ring and is kneeling beside Joe in a happy state as he is asking Joein a questionable voice}:  "Now, go out there, do you believe it now?"  {Here Knobby has now pulled a fast one on Joe to get him to win as Knobby is making Joe thinking he is going out there to win because of love for Ann when Knobby wants it for himself, be we do find out that Ann does love Joe}:

JOE PALOOKA to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Joe is looking at the ring floor in a slightly embarrassed state as he is saying to Knobby in a low and embarrassed voice as Joe is playing with his boxing gloves}:  "YES!"

"HERE'S HOWE":      {CONCLUSIONAL}:

We are now on Round Two as we are now going to see Joe go out there and cremate the stuffings out of Jim as Joe thinks that Ann has told him she loves him as Joe is going to win it for her.  Jenkins is ringing the gong as Jim and Joe are now approaching the ring as Joe is now gonna fight for the win because he thinks Ann has now told him that she is in love with him,

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby has a look of mischief on his face as he is talking to Joe in a happy and mischievous voice}:  "All right, now, make it quick boy, show him boy, let's call it a day.  Give it to him, what are you doing there?"

Here we are now seeing Joe let Jim give him several punches to start things off as Joe is now winding up and doing his thing as he has applied several quick left jabs to Jim's gutt causing Jim to slightly loose his ba-lance.

Joe has now again given Jim several jabs in the gutt once again as Jim has now given Joe several good punches to his gutt.

We are now seeing the two boxers just clashing gloves together for a bit as Jim is now backing up as Joe gave him a good right to the gutt and a couple of left's to his face as Jim gave Joe several good rights to his face.

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As we are seeing Knobby standing there using his fists as boxing gloves and with a really gleeful look on his face as he is shouting at Joe happily}:  "Watch him olde boy, stick that left out, stick that left out, Joe, Joe that's it, that's it!"

Here we are seeing Jim at first giving Joe several good jabs to his face and gutt as Joe is now regaining his ba-lance and is coming back with revenge as Joe has given Jim six left jabs to his gutt causing Jim to double over in pain as Joe is now giving Jim his prize winning right jab to his face causing Jim to fall to the floor badly beaten.

We are also seeing Ann smiling happily as she is sitting on the end of her seat as she is whisper-yelling in supportive happiness:  "Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe".

REFEREE to CREEPIE JIM PERRY:  {As the referee is standing over Jim and is waving his right hand over Jim as he is counting seriously}:  "One-two-three-four-five."

VARMIT BAIT CHARLIE SMITH to CREEPIE JIM PERRY:  {As Charlie is pounding his fists on the ring floor and is yelling a Jim in a really panicking voice}:  "Get up, get up, get up, get up Jim!"

We are now seeing Jim getting up only to get a good hard left jab to his face by Joe.  Jim is now slightly staggering and has fallen agains the ring ropes and came back as Joe is now applying a really good hard right jab to Jim's face causing Jim to fall to the floor once again.

REFEREE to VOMIT BREATH JIM PERRY:  {As the referee is now once again counting over Jim}:  "One-Two-Three-Four."

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is now in total glee as he is shouting happily at Joe}:  Joe, that's it, that's it, take a bow, you won, you won!"

We are now seeing Jim staggering up as he is now trying his every loving best to try and give Joe a few jabs but is unsuccessful as Joe is now once again applying his famous righ jab at Jim's face, this time for almost good. 

We are now seeing Miss Ann Howe sitting in her chair with a huge smil on her face about the fact that Joe has now won the boxing match.

REFEREE to VOMIT JIM PERRY:  {As he is once again waving his right hand over Jim with a serious look on his face as he is now once again counting over Jim}:  "One-Two-Three-Four."

Jim is now getting up as he is now being used as a punching bag for Joe as Joe is now giving him several really good hard right jabs to his face.

PIG SCUM CHARLIE SMITH:  {As Charlie now has a really sick look on his face as he is moaning in a sick voice about the fact that Jim has now lost the match}:  "Ooooh-hum, ooooh-hum, ooooh-hum, ooooh-hum, ooooh-hum, ooooh-hum, ooooh-hum, ooooh-hum!"

Jim has now given Joe several good hard left jabs to Joe's gutt as Joe is now giving Jim a really hard left jab causing Jim to fall so hard backwards that Jim has now busted down the ring guard ropes.

KNOBBY WALSH to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby now has the hugest grin of pride on his face as he is yelling at Joe in a really proud voice}:  "Thata boy, thata boy, Joe!"

We are now concluding the boxing match as we are seeing Joe giving Jim his famous right jab in his kisser causing Jim to go flying out of the ring and landing in the lap of a lady spectator as we are now seeing another Lady spectator walking up to Jim to see if he is all right.

We are now seeing other spectators gathering around Jim to see if he is all right as the Lady spectator who has Jim in her lap is laughing in a flirttious manner to Jim.

GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR to LADY SPECTATOR WITH JIM ON HER LAP:  {As he is patting her right arm and is stating to her in a quieting voice}:  "S-S-S-S-S-S-H-H-H-H-H-H!"

We are now back in the ring with the referee and Joe.

REFEREE to the AUDIENCE:  {As the referee is now raiding up Joe's right arm and has a really happy look on his face as he is using a happy voice}:  "The Winner, Mr. Joseph Palooka!"

The audience is now standing up giving Joe a gigantic round of applause as the referee is now exiting off of the ring.

We are now seeing Joe looking at the ring floor in a state of embarrassment as we are now seeing the very happy Miss Ann Howe and Knobby Walsh running ont the ring to congratulate Joe on his success.

MISS ANN HOWE to JOE PALOOKA:  {As Ann is giving him a huge hug and has a really happy look on her face as she is stating to Moe in a happy voice}:  "Oh, Joe, you were perfectly swell, and what a success you made of the bizarre.  We took in five-hundred and seventy-five dollars!"

Joe is now looking at the ring floor once again in a state of some happiness and some embarrassment.

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE and JOE PALOOKA:  {As Knobby is standing there with his hands on his waist and a proud look on his face as he is now stating in a proud voice}:  "Well, I'm......!"

Here we are now seeing Knobby flinching in a state of fear as we are now seeing there in the sidelines Miss Matilda, Pa, and the Sheriff with Knobby's demolished bicycle as Knobby has forgotten about the three o'clock time deadline to pay off his bill of "sixty-eight sixty!"

We are now seeing Miss Matilda who is dressed in a plaid full length linen dress with a black belt, black buttons down the front of her dress, white lace collar and a black bow-tie and a white hat with a white lace band.  Pa is also standing there dressed in a light grey suit and vest with a white dress shirt, black tie, black dress shoes and a black hat.  Plus the Sherrif is standing there wearing black dress trousers, grey vest and suit jacket, white dress shirt, black tie, black dress shoes and is wearing his Uniform hat.

PA to the SHERRIF:  {As Pa is standing there with a really mean look as he is pointing a finger at Knobby and is stating to the Sheriff in a really mean voice}:  That's the fella, Sheriff!"

MISS ANN HOWE to JOE PALOOKA:  {As she is looking at Joe with a really happy look on her face as she is stating to Joe in a happy and questionable voice}:  "That leaves seventy-five dollars and I can't for the life of me thinl of a worthy cause to give it to!"

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As he has a look of panic on his face and is asking her in a panicking voice}:  "Henhuma, henhuma, henhuma, henhuma, I'd you say you've got seventy-dollars left, ehy, and you're looking for a worthy cause?  Why, yes, why, ehy, I don't want you to think I'm forward Miss Howe.  But I know of a little olde famer that lives down the road a piece and this kindly olde man has taken care of three boys for sometime,  {Here Joe is socking Knobby on his left arm}; oh, he was so kind, he sheltered them,  {Again Joe is socking Knobby on the arm}; he's fed them, sometimes gone with out food himself,  {Here Joe has now kicked Knobby in the keester}; I can't forget that he has eaten empty eggshells."

When Knobby heard of the extra seventy-five dollars he put on a Con-Artist shuck and jive act as he was crying and stammering and slapping his legs and sobbing loudly and wipping tears from his eyes and was stomping his feet on the ring in misery and is now falling to the ring floor pounding his hand and crying very uncontrollably.

MISS ANN HOWE to KNOBBY WALSH:  {As Ann is now falling for his shuck and jive act as she is putting her left hand on Knobby's right arm as she has a sad look on her face and is stating to him in a really carrying voice}:  "Oh, what a pitty, I'll make out a cheque for seventy-five dollars right away!"

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As Knobby is still putting on his phony crying act as he is handing her his ink pen and is stating to her through crocodile tears}:  "No, just make it out for sixty-eight, sixty!"

As Ann is now in the process of completing the cheque we are now seeing Joe hitting Knobby hard on his keester in utter disgust.

We are now seeing Knobby pointing a finger at Pa as a signal that he is now going to get his payment cheque.  Right here we are seeing Joe noticing Pa and is still mad at Knobby for conning Ann out of her money as Joe gives Knobby another good, swift boot on his keester.

KNOBBY WALSH to MISS ANN HOWE:  {As Knobby is still in his fake crying act as he is now getting his fourth swift boot in the rump by mad Joe Palooka}:  "Thanks!"

PA to the SHERIFF:  {As Pa has a really forgiving look on his face as he is stating to the Sheriff in a serious voice about Knobby's arrest}:  "Never mind Sheriff, I'm gonna give them another chance!"

HERE'S HOWE:      {ENDING}:

"HERE'S HOWE" is now fading out where we are seeing Pa putting his copy of the aresst warrant in his pocket and is spitting out some more chaw as the Sheriff is now putting his copy of the arrest warrant in his pocket.

We are now back on Joe, Ann, and Knobby just as Knobby has thought he got away with his shuck and jive act to get the payment cheque as we are now seeing Pa and Miss Matilda getting on Knobby's bike as the tire has now gone flat and is causing a loud explosion as Joe has an embarrassed look on his face, Ann is now giving Knobby an ugly look as she has now read through Knobby's shuck and jive act.  As we are now seeing Pa and Miss Matilda driving the bicycle into a brick wall as the two of them are now falling off of it and are landing on the ground on their keesters as their backs are now up against a wall.

HERE'S HOWE:      {FADE OUT}:
 
PA to MISS MATILDA:  {As Pa is sitting there with a really disgusted look on his face as he is looking at the ground and is stating to her in a really disgusted voice}:  "I guess we hit something, Tildie?!"  {Here we are seeing Pa looking at Matilda with an embarrassed look as he is now throwing the bicycle to the ground and is spitting out more chaw}:

MISS MATILDA to PA:  {As she is sitting on the ground with a really hurt look on her face as she is now rubbing her sore head and is stating to Pa in a dragged out southern style of a voice}:  "Yeah's Pa, yeah's Pa, yeah's Pa!"