Topic: Name that classic line!

[Shemp_Diesel]

Moe & Larry from Playing the Ponies

"You know my sister was engaged to a guy with a wooden leg."
"Yeah what happened?"
"She broke it off."
"The engagement."
"Nah, the leg."

[MrHaroldG2000]

Larry & Moe in Tricky Dicks

My toin...
"I'm in a terrible dilemma."
"Yeah, I don't care much for these foreign cars either."

[angus_616]

That would be Moe and Dorothy Granger from PUNCH DRUNKS

"Well, that beats the Devil."

[Dog Hambone]

"Well, that beats the Devil."

Phil Van Zandt as the Devil/Mr. Heller in BEDLAM IN PARADISE

 

"No, no, I won't take no for an answer, strange men are following me!"
"They'd be strange if they didn't!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Christine McIntyre & Shemp from Dopey Dicks



"You know, you're not much to look at, but baby I go for you."

[Dog Hambone]

"You know, you're not much to look at, but baby I go for you."

Shemp Diesel, I'm not 100% sure, but doesn't Christine McIntyre say that line in HUGS & MUGS? 

[Shemp_Diesel]

Shemp Diesel, I'm not 100% sure, but doesn't Christine McIntyre say that line in HUGS & MUGS? 

Yes, you are correct, sir.

[Dog Hambone]

 
Alright then, here's a new one:

"Hiya, girls! Meet the Three Stooges - comedy, singin’, dancin’, and snappy dialogue!"

[Lefty]

"Hiya, girls! Meet the Three Stooges - comedy, singin’, dancin’, and snappy dialogue!"

Moe in "A Pain in the Pullman."

My toin:  "Never lived a Capulet that could insult a Montague!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Moe from Three Hams on Rye


"What do you mean by hiring men like them."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"What do you mean by hiring men like them."

Vernon Dent in How High is Up?

 

My toin...
"You know I get dizzy in high places!"
"You're dizzy in low places!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Curly and Moe from They Stooge to Conga


Here's an easy one thrown right down the middle of the plate:
"Who's in that can?"
"Just garbage."

[MrHaroldG2000]

Here's an easy one thrown right down the middle of the plate:
"Who's in that can?"
"Just garbage."

Cy Schindell and Shemp from Shivering Sherlocks



My toin again...
"He did it!"
"Thank you...but you started it!"

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

Cy Schindell and Shemp from Shivering Sherlocks



My toin again...
"He did it!"
"Thank you...but you started it!"

Simona Boniface to the servant in In the Sweet Pie and Pie.

My toin:

"You know, he's known as Lightning."

[MrHaroldG2000]

My toin:

"You know, he's known as Lightning."

Moe to Mrs. Henderson in Listen, Judge

 

My toin...
"'How to Make Friends and Keep Them: Four Volumes.' Where's the other one?"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Curly from Spook Louder


"Hey fellas, I can't hear a thing."
"Why not?"
"I'm not listening."

[Dog Hambone]

"Hey fellas, I can't hear a thing."
"Why not?"
"I'm not listening."

Curly & Moe in BACK FROM THE FRONT.

 

"That Dill sure has the chief in a pickle."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"That Dill sure has the chief in a pickle."

Larry in Dizzy Detectives

My toin...
"Tell me, is it as warm in the summer as it is in the country, or vice versa?"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Curly from An Ache in Every Stake


"Why you. Does my head look like hardwood?"
"Well..."
*SLAP*
"I didn't say it did."
"Well, you thought it."

[MrHaroldG2000]

Moe and Shemp from A Snitch in Time

[MrHaroldG2000]

My toin...

"This is my brainchild!"
"Ah, you're not even married!"

[Dog Hambone]

"This is my brainchild!"
"Ah, you're not even married!"

MHG2K, that's Moe & Larry in FLAT FOOT STOOGES.
 

Here's mine:
"How do you do? I’m the new adjuster from the Calamity Insurance Company."

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

MHG2K, that's Moe & Larry in FLAT FOOT STOOGES.
 

Here's mine:
"How do you do? I’m the new adjuster from the Calamity Insurance Company."

Easy. That's Vernon Dent in Hokus Pokus and Flagpole Jitters.

Here's an equally easy one:

"I'm a lover of fine music. They made me listen to singing commercials!"

[MrHaroldG2000]

Here's an equally easy one:
"I'm a lover of fine music. They made me listen to singing commercials!"

Emil Sitka in Who Done It?

[MrHaroldG2000]

My toin...

"I'd hate to be in his shoes!"
"I'd hate to be in his collar!"
"I'd hate to be him!"