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Offline Shemp_Diesel

Moe & Larry from Playing the Ponies

"You know my sister was engaged to a guy with a wooden leg."
"Yeah what happened?"
"She broke it off."
"The engagement."
"Nah, the leg."

Talbot's body is the perfect home for the Monster's brain, which I will add to and subtract from in my experiments.


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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Larry & Moe in Tricky Dicks

My toin...
"I'm in a terrible dilemma."
"Yeah, I don't care much for these foreign cars either."
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline angus_616

That would be Moe and Dorothy Granger from PUNCH DRUNKS

"Well, that beats the Devil."


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"Well, that beats the Devil."

Phil Van Zandt as the Devil/Mr. Heller in BEDLAM IN PARADISE

 [dance]

"No, no, I won't take no for an answer, strange men are following me!"
"They'd be strange if they didn't!"



Offline Shemp_Diesel

Christine McIntyre & Shemp from Dopey Dicks



"You know, you're not much to look at, but baby I go for you."
Talbot's body is the perfect home for the Monster's brain, which I will add to and subtract from in my experiments.


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"You know, you're not much to look at, but baby I go for you."

Shemp Diesel, I'm not 100% sure, but doesn't Christine McIntyre say that line in HUGS & MUGS? 


Offline Shemp_Diesel

Shemp Diesel, I'm not 100% sure, but doesn't Christine McIntyre say that line in HUGS & MUGS? 

Yes, you are correct, sir.
Talbot's body is the perfect home for the Monster's brain, which I will add to and subtract from in my experiments.


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Alright then, here's a new one:

"Hiya, girls! Meet the Three Stooges - comedy, singin’, dancin’, and snappy dialogue!"


Offline Lefty

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"Hiya, girls! Meet the Three Stooges - comedy, singin’, dancin’, and snappy dialogue!"


Moe in "A Pain in the Pullman."

My toin:  "Never lived a Capulet that could insult a Montague!"


Offline Shemp_Diesel

Moe from Three Hams on Rye


"What do you mean by hiring men like them."


Talbot's body is the perfect home for the Monster's brain, which I will add to and subtract from in my experiments.


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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"What do you mean by hiring men like them."

Vernon Dent in How High is Up?

 [pie]

My toin...
"You know I get dizzy in high places!"
"You're dizzy in low places!"
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline Shemp_Diesel

Curly and Moe from They Stooge to Conga


Here's an easy one thrown right down the middle of the plate:
"Who's in that can?"
"Just garbage."
Talbot's body is the perfect home for the Monster's brain, which I will add to and subtract from in my experiments.


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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Here's an easy one thrown right down the middle of the plate:
"Who's in that can?"
"Just garbage."

Cy Schindell and Shemp from Shivering Sherlocks

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My toin again...
"He did it!"
"Thank you...but you started it!"
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline Dr. Hugo Gansamacher

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Cy Schindell and Shemp from Shivering Sherlocks

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My toin again...
"He did it!"
"Thank you...but you started it!"

Simona Boniface to the servant in In the Sweet Pie and Pie.

My toin:

"You know, he's known as Lightning."


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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My toin:

"You know, he's known as Lightning."

Moe to Mrs. Henderson in Listen, Judge

 [3stooges]

My toin...
"'How to Make Friends and Keep Them: Four Volumes.' Where's the other one?"
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline Shemp_Diesel

Curly from Spook Louder


"Hey fellas, I can't hear a thing."
"Why not?"
"I'm not listening."
Talbot's body is the perfect home for the Monster's brain, which I will add to and subtract from in my experiments.


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"Hey fellas, I can't hear a thing."
"Why not?"
"I'm not listening."

Curly & Moe in BACK FROM THE FRONT.

 [bonk]

"That Dill sure has the chief in a pickle."


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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"That Dill sure has the chief in a pickle."

Larry in Dizzy Detectives

My toin...
"Tell me, is it as warm in the summer as it is in the country, or vice versa?"
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline Shemp_Diesel

Curly from An Ache in Every Stake


"Why you. Does my head look like hardwood?"
"Well..."
*SLAP*
"I didn't say it did."
"Well, you thought it."
Talbot's body is the perfect home for the Monster's brain, which I will add to and subtract from in my experiments.


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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Moe and Shemp from A Snitch in Time
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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My toin...

"This is my brainchild!"
"Ah, you're not even married!"
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


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"This is my brainchild!"
"Ah, you're not even married!"

MHG2K, that's Moe & Larry in FLAT FOOT STOOGES.
 [3stooges]

Here's mine:
"How do you do? I’m the new adjuster from the Calamity Insurance Company."


Offline Dr. Hugo Gansamacher

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MHG2K, that's Moe & Larry in FLAT FOOT STOOGES.
 [3stooges]

Here's mine:
"How do you do? I’m the new adjuster from the Calamity Insurance Company."


Easy. That's Vernon Dent in Hokus Pokus and Flagpole Jitters.

Here's an equally easy one:

"I'm a lover of fine music. They made me listen to singing commercials!"


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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Here's an equally easy one:
"I'm a lover of fine music. They made me listen to singing commercials!"

Emil Sitka in Who Done It?
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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My toin...

"I'd hate to be in his shoes!"
"I'd hate to be in his collar!"
"I'd hate to be him!"
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!