Topic: Name that classic line!

[Shemp_Diesel]

"Oh, a drop of mustard. That's always good on a hotdog. Yes, a little drop of it & I know he'll like that."

[Lefty]

"Oh, a drop of mustard. That's always good on a hotdog. Yes, a little drop of it & I know he'll like that."

Larry in "Income Tax Sappy".

My toin:  "I told you to find the kitchen, not steal it!"

[MrHaroldG2000]

My toin:  "I told you to find the kitchen, not steal it!"

Moe to Shemp in Baby Sitters Jitters
 

My toin again...
"Hey, pin-up boy, come in here and get to work before I pin your ears back!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Moe from The Yoke's On Me


"I'll give you..."
"What?"
"The meanest look."

[Dog Hambone]

"I'll give you..."
"What?"
"The meanest look."

Curly & Moe in NO DOUGH BOYS
 
"I smell something burning. Somebody's roasting a ham!"

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

"I smell something burning. Somebody's roasting a ham!"

Shemp in Hugs and Mugs. "I smell something burning. Somebody's roasting a ham. Ow, it's me!" (Corrected after I missed "I smell something burning.")

How about this similar one: "Do you smell rubbish burning?"---"Smells like somebody's frying onions."

[Dog Hambone]

How about this similar one: "Do you smell rubbish burning?"---"Smells like somebody's frying onions."

That's Phyllis Barry & Curly in THREE LITTLE SEW AND SEWS.
 
Here's a new one:
"The place will be more presentimental to the new bribes."
"Bribes?! You mean brides!"
"Uh-uh! Anybody who'd marry you two buzzards would have to be bribed!"

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

That's Phyllis Barry & Curly in THREE LITTLE SEW AND SEWS.
 
Here's a new one:
"The place will be more presentimental to the new bribes."
"Bribes?! You mean brides!"
"Uh-uh! Anybody who'd marry you two buzzards would have to be bribed!"

Heh heh---I just sawr it: that's Shemp in Corny Casanovas.

By the way, I just found another version of the "burning rubbish" line in Pardon My Backfire:

Larry: I smell rubbish burning.

Moe: So do I. YAAH! IT'S ME!

Okay, this is an easy one, but I'm running out of lines:

"You stole our girls, you horse thieves!"

[MrHaroldG2000]

"You stole our girls, you horse thieves!"

Cy Schindell in I'm a Monkey's Uncle

 

My toin again...
"'Yanks win World Series.' Can you beat that?"
"Yeah, and I won five bucks!"
"No kidding. I had the Cubs in...WHAT??!!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Dick Curtis & Curly from We Want Our Mummy


"What's the matter with you?"
"I'm nervous, I'm in a hurry all over."
"Well a drink will fix you up. Come on porcupine, we'll mix him an Ena-Frapini."

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

"What's the matter with you?"
"I'm nervous, I'm in a hurry all over."
"Well a drink will fix you up. Come on porcupine, we'll mix him an Ena-Frapini."

That's Up in Daisy's Penthouse---which I was just watching, and which ruins the line that I was going to use, because it's from the same short:

"What do you think, I'm a squirrel?"---"No, your ears are too short."

All right, this is the best I can think of now:

"I'm going to tear you limb from limb."---"You ain't got time: I hear footprints."

[Shemp_Diesel]

Moe & Curly from Dutiful But Dumb


"Oh, the help these days, it's deplorable."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Oh, the help these days, it's deplorable."

Symona Boniface in Crash Goes the Hash

My toin...
"I'm sawing a saw in half with a saw! See?"

[Mike Lipincranz]

Symona Boniface in Crash Goes the Hash

My toin...
"I'm sawing a saw in half with a saw! See?"

Oily to Bed, Oily to rise....

Here's another easy one...

"Rome wasn't built in a day and neither was Syracuse." 

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

Oily to Bed, Oily to rise....

Here's another easy one...

"Rome wasn't built in a day and neither was Syracuse." 

That's Shemp in Hold That Lion.

My toin:

"Do you have a bloater?"---"No, but I have a sardine!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Shemp & Larry from Listen, Judge


"Look at this room, fancy and clean. I feel like a king, if I just had a queen."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Look at this room, fancy and clean. I feel like a king, if I just had a queen."

Shemp in A Missed Fortune

My toin...
"Here's my brainchild!"
"At last you got a brain...child!"

[Dog Hambone]

My toin...
"Here's my brainchild!"
"At last you got a brain...child!"

BEER BARREL POLECATS (Curly & Larry)
 
"Wait a minute! I can’t lay carpets."
"Why not?"
"I’m not that rugged. Get it? Carpets, rugged?!"

[cpp]

Larry & Connie Cezan - 'Hot Stuff'

Try this:

"It's a good thing they got an electric chair in this building, otherwise I'd kill ya!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Moe from  3 Dumb Clucks


"And I haven't had a new dress since we've been married."
"Well, we only married 5 years."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"And I haven't had a new dress since we've been married."
"Well, we only married 5 years."

Eva Murray and Larry in Dizzy Doctors
 

My toin...
"Oh, a Jack the Ripper, eh? Hittin' little girls!"

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

Eva Murray and Larry in Dizzy Doctors
 

My toin...
"Oh, a Jack the Ripper, eh? Hittin' little girls!"

That's Curly to Moe in Nutty But Nice. And a fine line it is, too (when Curly says it).

My toin:

"Up to the basement!"

[cpp]

Curly - 'All the World's A Stooge'

Try this:

"Yeah, it was so hot last night, I had to get up & take off my socks."

[JazzBill]

Eva Murray and Larry in Dizzy Doctors
 

My toin...
"Oh, a Jack the Ripper, eh? Hittin' little girls!"

That is a fine line when Curly says it to Moe in "All The Worlds A Stooge" not "Nutty But Nice".

[JazzBill]

That's Curly to Moe in Nutty But Nice. And a fine line it is, too (when Curly says it).

My toin:

"Up to the basement!"

That line's from "A Plumbing We Will Go", not "All The Worlds A Stooge".