Topic: Name that classic line!

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Yeah, it was so hot last night, I had to get up & take off my socks."

Shemp in Soup to Nuts.

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

That is a fine line when Curly says it to Moe in "All The Worlds A Stooge" not "Nutty But Nice".

  I made that mistake once, then I thought I had corrected it! Boy, am I mortified!

[angus_616]

Shemp in Soup to Nuts.

It's your toin (turn) to post the next line.  

[MrHaroldG2000]

"There's something fishy. They won't arrest regular people."
"We're not regular people! We're morons!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Three Smart Saps


"Why that was the creaky door. Hello everybody, this is Desmond of the Outer Sanctorum."

[cpp]

Shemp - 'The Ghost Talks'

Here's one:

"Wait...hello...hello.  You can't do that.  I'm not there, I'm here, but I'll be right over."

[MrHaroldG2000]

Here's one:

"Wait...hello...hello.  You can't do that.  I'm not there, I'm here, but I'll be right over."

I'm thinking 3 Dumb Clucks

[cpp]

Yep - 3 Dumb Clucks it was.

[MrHaroldG2000]

OK, my toin...

"A whale! Look at the size of that whale! It's a whale of a whale!!"

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

OK, my toin...

"A whale! Look at the size of that whale! It's a whale of a whale!!"

That's Curly in Back from the Front.

Okay, here's one that I tried to post earlier, before I saw that the post to which I was replying had already been answered:

"I'm in a terrible dilemma."---"Yeah, I don’t care much for these foreign cars either."

[Shemp_Diesel]

Dorothy Granger & Moe from Punch Drunks


"By golly that's good. Taste like rotten eggs."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"By golly that's good. Taste like rotten eggs."

Gene Roth in Hot Stuff

 

My toin...
"You give me the three hundred dollars, and I give you the business!"

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

Shemp_Diesel, thanks for the reminder of Gene Roth's line. It's one of those bits of silliness that get funnier over time.

My toin...
"You give me the three hundred dollars, and I give you the business!"

That's the realty agent in Cookoo Cavaliers.

My toin:

"Shut up, Tarzan! You’re all wet!"

[MrHaroldG2000]

My toin:

"Shut up, Tarzan! You’re all wet!"

Moe to Curly in Dizzy Detectives

 

My toin again...
"Oh, a miner."
"No, I'm 36... Larry's a minor, he's 44."

[cpp]

Gertie Green & Moe - 'Three Little Pigskins'

"Say, boys, let's rehearse that number for the Fireman's Ball."

[Moron4392]

Ted; Shemp; Larry; and Harry; {Moe}:   "Soup To Nuts:"   September 28; 1930:   {As their act as the Gig and Gag Trio}:


Hoekstra
Moron4392

[cpp]

Correct!

[MrHaroldG2000]

Moron4392, it's your toin now!

[Shemp_Diesel]

Well, if no one minds, I'd like to get the game rolling again:


"Roses are red, violets are blue."
"You crush his skull, I'll break him in two."

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

Well, if no one minds, I'd like to get the game rolling again:

Hurrah! And fie on these ball-droppers!

"Roses are red, violets are blue."
"You crush his skull, I'll break him in two."

Shemp, of course; from A Missed Fortune. (Edited to add: Oops! I mean, the first line is Shemp; the second line is Moe.)

I'm finding it harder to come up with new lines, though. Here's my try:

"Oh, and gravy! I loves gravy! Oh, boy!"

[cpp]

Shemp - 'Income Tax Sappy'

"How can I have fire in my heart when you've got your foot in my face?"

[Moron4392]

Hope I have my Shemp Solo Shorts correct:  "How Can I Have Fire In My Heart When You Have Your Foot In My Face?"

I recall that is from the March 09, 1935 Shemp Solo Short with Daphne Pollard; {where she has him pinned down on the park bench}:  "His First Flame:"  Let me know if I remember correctly.

Hoekstra
Moron4392

[MrHaroldG2000]

Shemp in His First Flame indeed. Your toin now.

[Moron4392]

I am not really sure if this qualifies as a name that line or not?  But I am going to try and see if it does:

"What are you doing walking out here and in-rupping Ted Heal?"


Moron4392

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

Shemp - 'Income Tax Sappy'

"How can I have fire in my heart when you've got your foot in my face?"

Hope I have my Shemp Solo Shorts correct:  "How Can I Have Fire In My Heart When You Have Your Foot In My Face?"

I recall that is from the March 09, 1935 Shemp Solo Short with Daphne Pollard; {where she has him pinned down on the park bench}:  "His First Flame:"  Let me know if I remember correctly.

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Moron4392

I call FOUL. Lines have to be taken from a Three Stooges short. Read the original post:

Seems like this forum loves little games like this, so here goes....

I'll name a line (or series of lines) from a classic Three Stooges short, and YOU name the short it came from.  THEN, when you name the short from the first line, YOU post aclassic line for someone ELSE to identify.