Topic: Name that classic line!

[Shemp_Diesel]

Shemp, Larry and Moe from Squareheads of the Round Table


"Hello. Oh, yes Mr Goodrich, I'm sorry we were tied up."
*SLAP*
"He means we were detained."

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

Shemp, Larry and Moe from Squareheads of the Round Table


"Hello. Oh, yes Mr Goodrich, I'm sorry we were tied up."
*SLAP*
"He means we were detained."

Who Done It? again: the first line is Larry; the slap and the second line are from Moe. (Corrected in editing.)

"Might pretty country around there. That's the home of the wild gooses, and the mooses, and the meeses . . ."

[Shemp_Diesel]

Larry from Don't Throw That Knife


"When we first started out I never thought we'd be three fingers on the arm of the law. I'm the first finger."

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

Larry from Don't Throw That Knife


"When we first started out I never thought we'd be three fingers on the arm of the law. I'm the first finger."

Moe in Blunder Boys. To continue:

Larry: I'm the second finger.

Shemp: I'm the hangnail!

My toin (this is may be too easy, but it's such a good line!):

"Well, as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon."

Edited to add: Wow, thanks to this thread, I've advanced to "Beetlebrain"!

[MrHaroldG2000]

My toin (this is may be too easy, but it's such a good line!):

"Well, as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon."

Curly in We Want Our Mummy

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

Curly in We Want Our Mummy

Hmm . . . I was quoting an earlier short, but you are right: he also uses the same liine in We Want Our Mummy, though beginning with "Being there's no other place" instead of "As there's no other place" (as I found by going to YouTube).

Anyway, you get to quote a line now.

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Five hundred dollars a month, it's a banana!"
"Bonanza, bonanza!"
"Bonanza, banana, bandana, as long as you don't have to work anymore!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Curly and Moe from From Nurse to Worse


"Dear Mr. Jack, look at the way he spells Jack, J-E-R-K."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Dear Mr. Jack, look at the way he spells Jack, J-E-R-K."

Curly from Cactus Makes Perfect
 


My toin again...
"Hey fellas, look! A four-legged V8!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Curly from Saved By the Belle


"Horrible, but I needed it."

[MrHaroldG2000]

I'm thinking Cuckoo on a Choo Choo

[Shemp_Diesel]

I'm thinking Cuckoo on a Choo Choo

You would be thinking correctly. 

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Get busy over there...and stop using left-handed nails!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Moe from Loco Boy Makes Good


"Does my head look a steampipe."
"No, a steampipe hasn't got ears."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Does my head look a steampipe."
"No, a steampipe hasn't got ears."

Shemp and Moe from HOKUS POKUS

My toin...
"I knew I missed a keg of nails."
"But it didn't miss me."

[Dog Hambone]

"I knew I missed a keg of nails."
"But it didn't miss me."

Moe & Curly in THE SITTER DOWNERS
 
Ready for a new one? 

"How dare you look like somebody I hate!"

[Mike Lipincranz]

Connie Cezan in "Tricky Dicks" when talking to Larry I believe..........

"You must come with me and take off those wet clothes." 

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

Connie Cezan in "Tricky Dicks" when talking to Larry I believe..........

"You must come with me and take off those wet clothes." 

My first thought was Jean Willes to Shemp in Gypped in the Penthouse; but I watched the scene and found that what she says to him is "You had better take those wet clothes off before you catch cold. Come on; I'll give you something to wear." Anyway, I don't see how either one qualifies as a classic line or even an interesting line.

[Mike Lipincranz]

My first thought was Jean Willes to Shemp in Gypped in the Penthouse; but I watched the scene and found that what she says to him is "You had better take those wet clothes off before you catch cold. Come on; I'll give you something to wear." Anyway, I don't see how either one qualifies as a classic line or even an interesting line.

As a follow up for ye of zee little gray matter......

"Fellas, we can't do that can we?"

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

As a follow up for ye of zee little gray matter......

Oh, a wise guy! 

[cpp]

"You must come with me & take off those wet clothes" - Gertie Green, Three Little Pigskins.

"Fellas, we can't do that, can we?" - Larry, Three Little Pigskins.

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

"You must come with me & take off those wet clothes" - Gertie Green, Three Little Pigskins.

"Fellas, we can't do that, can we?" - Larry, Three Little Pigskins.

I wish people wouldn't answer the question and then go away without posting another line: it slows the game down!

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

Okay, cpp has still not posted a line, so I'll offer one:

"I said I'm sorry, so shut up!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

I believe that is Moe from Hokus Pokus, correct me if I'm wrong.

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

I believe that is Moe from Hokus Pokus, correct me if I'm wrong.

You got it. ("Flagpole Jitters" would also have been correct.) Your toin.