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Offline cpp

Larry, Moe - 'Pest Man Wins'

"How'd you know the king was missing?" "Oh, so you're the one, eh? That's how you won my 13 cents!"


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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"How'd you know the king was missing?" "Oh, so you're the one, eh? That's how you won my 13 cents!"

Curly and Moe from We Want Our Mummy

My toin again...
"You gentlemen ever sold anything?"
"Soitenly, anything we could lay our hands on."
"The gentleman said 'sold,' not 'stole.'"
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline cpp

Moe, Curly & Lynton brent - 'A Ducking They Did Go'

"Am I boint up.  Here I was dreaming of a nice portion of roast chicken & dumplings."


Offline Shemp_Diesel

Curly from Oily to Bed, Oily to Rise


"Bewitched."
"Bothered."
"And bewildered."
"And don't forget to see Pal Joey folks."
Talbot's body is the perfect home for the Monster's brain, which I will add to and subtract from in my experiments.


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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I'm guessing Outer Space Jitters
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline Shemp_Diesel

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I'm guessing Outer Space Jitters

correct.  :P
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Offline MrHaroldG2000

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OK my toin...
"Who told you you need glasses?"
"An obstetrician."
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline Lefty

OK my toin...
"Who told you you need glasses?"
"An obstetrician."

Moe & Curly in "The Three Troubledoers"

My toin:
"Twenty minutes to a pound.  Ha, ha.  We'll be here a month."


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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My toin:
"Twenty minutes to a pound.  Ha, ha.  We'll be here a month."


Moe in VIOLENT IS THE WORD FOR CURLY

 [pie]

My toin again...
"Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?"
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline Shemp_Diesel

Curly from Busy Buddies


"I see the garage, but I don't saw the garage. You are speaking incorrectly, you are moidering the king's english."
Talbot's body is the perfect home for the Monster's brain, which I will add to and subtract from in my experiments.


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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"I see the garage, but I don't saw the garage. You are speaking incorrectly, you are moidering the king's english."

Curly from Dizzy Pilots

 [3stooges]

My toin...
"Artichoke."
"You too!"
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Dog Hambone

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My toin...
"Artichoke."
"You too!"

Moe pronounces it more like "Y'oughta choke", doesn't he?
Moe & Curly in SOCK-A-BYE BABY.
 [confused2]

Here's a new one:
"Remember my big toe?"
"Yeah?"
"Shot off! Almost."
Next time you handle a gun, shoot yourself in the head."



Offline Dr. Hugo Gansamacher

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Here's a new one:
"Remember my big toe?"
"Yeah?"
"Shot off! Almost."
Next time you handle a gun, shoot yourself in the head."

That's Curly and Moe in Dizzy Detectives.

I'm sorry I missed the chance to identify the line from Dizzy Pilots a few posts back, which is a favorite of mine. How often do I want to say to somebody, in a Brooklyn accent, "You are speaking incorrectly; you are moidering da King's English!"!

Here's mine (you will note a certain continuity with the previous two lines if you are alert ;) ):

"Look at me: every morning, wide awake at eleven o'clock!"


Offline cpp

Moe - 'Dizzy Doctors'

"I know, I forgot to throw out the anchor."


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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Curly in How High is Up?

My toin again...
"Where are those three sun-baked hams?!!"
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline Dr. Hugo Gansamacher

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"Where are those three sun-baked hams?!!"

Heh. That's from Rockin' through the Rockies.

Okay, this one is pretty obvious, but it's nice to recall:

"Turn on the radio!"
---"Are you kidding? This is ancient times!"
---"This is an ancient radio!"


Offline Shemp_Diesel

Moe & Larry from Squareheads of the Round Table


"Why that old tightwad, he'd steal flies from a blind spider."
Talbot's body is the perfect home for the Monster's brain, which I will add to and subtract from in my experiments.


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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"Why that old tightwad, he'd steal flies from a blind spider."

Shemp from Brideless Groom.

[bump]

My toin again...
"What do you wanna do, kill him?  Save him for me, I'll kill him when he gets out!"
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline angus_616

Moe in ANTS IN THE PANTRY


"Wait a minute...how could a bear get down there?"
"It's barely possible."


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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"Wait a minute...how could a bear get down there?"
"It's barely possible."

Moe and Curly in Oily to Bed, Oily to Rise

 [pie]

My toin...
"My sandwich bit me! I’m beating it into submission!"
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline cpp

Curly - 'Calling All Curs'

"Fellas...you convinced me.  I guess that you're right."


Offline Shemp_Diesel

"Fellas...you convinced me.  I guess that you're right."

Is that Larry from Woman Haters?

Talbot's body is the perfect home for the Monster's brain, which I will add to and subtract from in my experiments.


Offline Rich Finegan

Is that Larry from Woman Haters?


I guess that you're right. I mean, yes it is.
Still your turn...


Offline Shemp_Diesel

"Hey, you stupid stooge. What's the idea, you trying to shoe me like a horse."
Talbot's body is the perfect home for the Monster's brain, which I will add to and subtract from in my experiments.


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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RIP, SEW, AND STITCH

My toin...
"Have you got an apartment for rent?"
"Yes, sir."
"How much is it a month?"
"What do ya mean 'a month?!' I rent it by the hour! You can have it from 4 to 5…AM!!"
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!