Topic: Name that classic line!

[MrHaroldG2000]

"And this other charge, chicken stealing. I'm not going to make these poor unfortunates the victims of your prejudice and guess work."

Listen, Judge

My toin now...
"I don’t understand why you have to get so spooky just because a guy got croaked in this room."

[Dog Hambone]

"I don’t understand why you have to get so spooky just because a guy got croaked in this room."

IF A BODY MEETS A BODY

 

"Quiet numbskulls, I'm broadcasting."

[Shemp_Diesel]

Micro-Phonies


"Remind me to kill you later."
"I won't have time later."
"Then I'll kill you now."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Remind me to kill you later."
"I won't have time later."
"Then I'll kill you now."

For Crimin' Out Loud

My toin now...
"Buy me some of that stuff. I can't sleep."
"You sleep 12 hours a night."
"Yeh, but I'm wide awake all day!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Phony Express


“Oh, you hit Santa Claus!  Just for that, no toys!”

[MrHaroldG2000]

“Oh, you hit Santa Claus!  Just for that, no toys!”

Curly in Wee Wee Monsieur

My toin...
"Why don't you get a toupee with some brains in it?"

[Dog Hambone]

"Why don't you get a toupee with some brains in it?"

That's Moe speaking to Curly in THREE SAPPY PEOPLE.

Here's a new one:
"I ran sixteen blocks. Got pinched for masquerading as a woman. And I had to pay fifty dollars fine. How do ya like that? Ohhh! I hate women!"


 

[MrHaroldG2000]

Here's a new one:
"I ran sixteen blocks. Got pinched for masquerading as a woman. And I had to pay fifty dollars fine. How do ya like that? Ohhh! I hate women!"

Shemp in Gypped in the Penthouse

My toin now...
"Fire at will."
"Which one is Will?"

[Herman]

Curly and Moe "Back To The Woods." How about this?

-I was just looking for a glass of water.
-Turn anything on-- you'll get it.

[Lefty]

-I was just looking for a glass of water.
-Turn anything on-- you'll get it.
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Vagabond Loafers (Christine McIntyre to Dudley Dickerson)

My toin:

"We're known as the Fish Market Duet."
"The Fish Market Duet?"
"Yeah, we sing for the halibut."

[Shemp_Diesel]

Dunked in the Deep


"Can you spell cat?"
"Soitanly."
"Spell it."
"Cat. K-I-T-T-Y, pussy."

[Herman]

Hoi Polloi

Curly.

"Cut my head off."

[Dog Hambone]

Curly.
"Cut my head off."

Herman, are you thinking of DIZZY DETECTIVES? When Curly gets his head stuck in the guillotine, he says, "I cut my head off...". 

[Herman]

Nope. Good guess though.

[Shemp_Diesel]

"Cut my head off." Would that be from Restless Knights?

[Herman]

You are correct, sir!!!

[Shemp_Diesel]

This one should be easy:

"Burpo pudding, what a treat. Even good for tired feet."
 

[Herman]

"A Missed Fortune"
Shemp?

[MrHaroldG2000]

"A Missed Fortune"
Shemp?

Shemp in A Missed Fortune indeed. Your toin now.

[Herman]

"She loves me...She loves me not..."

[ThumpTheShoes]

"She loves me...She loves me not..."

Shemp, in Corny Casanovas.

"Yeah, he'll farblonzhet him!"

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

"She loves me...She loves me not..."

Isn't that Moe tearing out Larry's hair in his sleep in I'm a Monkey's Uncle?

[Herman]

Isn't that Moe tearing out Larry's hair in his sleep in I'm a Monkey's Uncle?

Actually, I was referring to Calling All Curs (when Moe is stuck in the speaker). But it probably has been used elsewhere.

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

Shemp, in Corny Casanovas.

"Yeah, he'll farblonzhet him!"

Isn't that Moe tearing out Larry's hair in his sleep in I'm a Monkey's Uncle?

Actually, I was referring to Calling All Curs (when Moe is stuck in the speaker). But it probably has been used elsewhere.

Three correct answers, though Calling All Curs is the earliest of the three shorts cited.

I don't recognize the line quoted by ThumpTheShoes ("Yeah, he'll farblonzhet him!"), but nobody has offered an answer yet, so I will just guess Fright Night.

[Dog Hambone]

According to GaryStooge, chief cook & bottle washer of our illustrious fan club:
"In yiddish, 'farblongent' basically means 'lost, bewildered or confused'."

I recall the line, "Yeah, he'll farblongent him" from FLING IN THE RING (a remake of Fright Night)

Is that the correct short, Thump?