Topic: Name that classic line!

[Shemp_Diesel]

Moe from Ants in the Pantry


"He can't do this to me, I'll do something about it. Why you no good, playing cards while the whole town's in an uproar."

[cpp]

Ferris Taylor - 'Tricky Dicks'

"My dogs are killin' me!" "Well, mine ain't exactly waggin' their tails with joy!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Curly and Moe from A Ducking They Did Go


"What's the matter with him?"
"Oh he thinks he's a chicken."
"Why don't you put him in an institution."
"We can't we need the eggs."

[cpp]

Vernon Dent & Larry - 'Listen Judge'

"Those idiots across the hall are driving me crazy with their hoofing."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Those idiots across the hall are driving me crazy with their hoofing."

A Pain in the Pullman

My toin...
"I seen my duty and I did it!"
"Well, I see my duty and I’ll do it!"

[cpp]

Curly & Moe - 'Half Shot Shooters'

"Hey, porcupine - stop the boat!

[MrHaroldG2000]

Moe in Cuckoo Cavaliers

 

My toin...
"I'm so hungry I could eat a skunk—raw!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Curly from A Ducking They Did Go


"What do you mean by reading a book, suppose you learn something. Loyal Moronikans shouldn't read."

[cpp]

Moe - 'You Nazty Spy!'

"Shall we start on September morn?" "No, let's start right now."

[Dog Hambone]

"Shall we start on September morn?" "No, let's start right now."

I'd say that was Phyllis Crane & Curly in POP GOES THE EASEL.

 

"Take off your hat, you're gettin' conspicurous."
I'm frozen to the the bone."
"Put on your hat."

[Shemp_Diesel]

Moe & Curly from Whoops, I'm An Indian


"Oh, there you are sir Moeington. Cheerio, pip pip and all that sort of rot old thing, old stuff, old fishmonger, old skunkbait."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Oh, there you are sir Moeington. Cheerio, pip pip and all that sort of rot old thing, old stuff, old fishmonger, old skunkbait."

Larry in Heavenly Daze

My toin...
"Say, what's a good word for 'scrutiny?'"
"Scrutiny!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Moe & Shemp from Hold That Lion!


"Oh boy, limburger my favorite fruit. If we only had some applesauce."

[MrHaroldG2000]

Moe in CUCKOO ON A CHOO CHOO

My toin...
"I got it...the trap!"
"You mean I got the trap!"

[Mike Lipincranz]

Moe in CUCKOO ON A CHOO CHOO

My toin...
"I got it...the trap!"
"You mean I got the trap!"

Moe & Curly in "Phony Express"

Here's another one:

"Eenie, meenie, minie MOE. See ya can't go wrong with Moe."

[cpp]

Curly & Moe - 'Three Little Pirates'

"You sly little devil, you. So it was a lady, huh?"

[Mike Lipincranz]

Curly & Moe - 'Three Little Pirates'

"You sly little devil, you. So it was a lady, huh?"

Benny Rubin in "Hoofs & Goofs"

How about this:

"I beg pardon, do you have any idea what we're doin?"
"Now that you mention it, No."

[Shemp_Diesel]

Larry & Moe from Feulin' Around


"What we need are three delegates who are too dumb to think and who will do what we tell them. Now where do we find such guys?"

[Liz]

I know that's from You Nazty Spy!, and I know who says it, but I cannot recall the name.

[Shemp_Diesel]

I know that's from You Nazty Spy!, and I know who says it, but I cannot recall the name.

No, it's not from You Nazty Spy!, but good guess though.

[cpp]

That was Kenneth McDonald - 'Three Dark Horses'

"I ain't gonna take no shower!" "Why not?" "I ain't got my bathing cap."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"I ain't gonna take no shower!" "Why not?" "I ain't got my bathing cap."

Moe and Curly in Flat Foot Stooges

My toin...
"You know I'm temperamental."
"Yeah, 95% temper, 5% mental."

[Shemp_Diesel]

Curly and Moe from Saved by the Belle


"We gotta search every nook and cranny."
"I once had a granny who searched every nook and cranny."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"We gotta search every nook and cranny."
"I once had a granny who searched every nook and cranny."

"I did too! You know what she found?" "What?" "This!" (eyepoke)

That was Moe and Shemp in Rip, Sew, and Stitch

 

My toin again...
"Blow it out, I said, or I'll blow out your brains...or a reasonable facsimile thereof."

[Liz]

My toin again...
"Blow it out, I said, or I'll blow out your brains...or a reasonable facsimile thereof."

Moe from If a Body Meets a Body.

"Ah, toots, I'll tell ya, you've more than won me."