Topic: Name that classic line!

[Herman]

Larry and Moe, "Cuckoo on a Choo-Choo?"

[MrHaroldG2000]

Larry and Moe, "Cuckoo on a Choo-Choo?"

"Cuckoo on a Choo-Choo" indeed. Your toin now.

[Herman]

"Two clubs."
"I double"
"I redouble"
"Stop!"
"You're too late."

[Shemp_Diesel]

Restless Knights


"Camel's hair brush, must be the hump."

[Dog Hambone]

"Camel's hair brush, must be the hump."

Shemp in A SNITCH IN TIME

 

"I swallowed the tacks! I'll..., I'll..., Well, I'll be doggone."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"I swallowed the tacks! I'll..., I'll..., Well, I'll be doggone."

Shemp in Hot Stuff

My toin again...
"You're all canned up!"
"Now you're all bottled up!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Hoi Polloi


"C'mon Joe, we gotta stop those martians."
"Yeah they're gonna blow up the whole world."
"They can't do that, we won't get our social security."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"C'mon Joe, we gotta stop those martians."
"Yeah they're gonna blow up the whole world."
"They can't do that, we won't get our social security."

I'm guessing The Three Stooges in Orbit

[Shemp_Diesel]

I'm guessing The Three Stooges in Orbit

You are correct, sir. 

[MrHaroldG2000]

OK my toin again...
"Good evening, friends. I would call you 'ladies and gentlemen,' but you know what you are."

[Dog Hambone]

"Good evening, friends. I would call you 'ladies and gentlemen,' but you know what you are."

That's one of Moe's lines from LOCO BOY MAKES GOOD.
 
Ready for another one?

"Mr. Chairman, three gentlemen wait without.
Without what?"

 

[MrHaroldG2000]

Woman Haters

My toin again..
"Those dumb clucks wouldn't know a redskin from a sunburn."

[Boid Brain]

OK my toin again...
"Good evening, friends. I would call you 'ladies and gentlemen,' but you know what you are."

Hmmm..Loco boy makes good don't sound right... I don't remember the name, but it was Moe's opening joke in the episode where they were entertaining at the old ladies hotel. He was met with silence, and clearing his throat he muttered "tough croud".

[BeAStooge]

Hmmm..Loco boy makes good don't sound right... I don't remember the name

Here's a reminder... LOCO BOY MAKES GOOD (1942)

[MrHaroldG2000]

Dog Hambone is right. That line is from Loco Boy Makes Good—and that was the film I had in mind.

[Shemp_Diesel]

Woman Haters

My toin again..
"Those dumb clucks wouldn't know a redskin from a sunburn."

Rockin Thru the Rockies


"Listen, if the cake in that oven turns out like this, you're gonna be the next one to broil in it. And I'm gonna baste you with nitric acid."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Listen, if the cake in that oven turns out like this, you're gonna be the next one to broil in it. And I'm gonna baste you with nitric acid."

Moe in Listen, Judge

My toin again...
"Hi-Lee, Hi-Lo?"
"Hi-Lee, Hi-Lo."
"Poop-poop?"
"Poop-poop."

[Dog Hambone]

My toin again...
"Hi-Lee, Hi-Lo?"
"Hi-Lee, Hi-Lo."
"Poop-poop?"
"Poop-poop."

Hey MrHaroldG2000 (or should it be abbreviated to MHG2K?)
I'm not 100% sure on this one, but isn't your quote from SLIPPERY SILKS?
I won't offer a new quote unless I hear from you that I got it right.

[MrHaroldG2000]

Hey MrHaroldG2000 (or should it be abbreviated to MHG2K?)
I'm not 100% sure on this one, but isn't your quote from SLIPPERY SILKS?
I won't offer a new quote unless I hear from you that I got it right.

Slippery Silks indeed. Your toin now.

[Dog Hambone]

It seems to me that Hi-Lee Hi-Lo song is in more than one short, but the routine you were referring to where Moe double slaps them is only in Slippery Silks.

 

Okay, then. Here's a new one:
"I'll say. She's a delicious dish.
Hey, you guys talk respectful when you're talking about my tomato" 

[Shemp_Diesel]

I'm a Monkey's Uncle


"Wait a minute, I got a brainstorm."

"Anything in his brain is a storm."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Wait a minute, I got a brainstorm."

"Anything in his brain is a storm."

Scrambled Brains

My toin now...
"I wonder where he hangs out?"
"They generally hang out on the gallows."

[Dog Hambone]

"I wonder where he hangs out?"
"They generally hang out on the gallows."

SO LONG, MR. CHUMPS and again in BEER BARREL POLECATS

"The gentlemen are going to do their native dance."
"I ain't gonna take my clothes off for anybody!"

[MrHaroldG2000]

"The gentlemen are going to do their native dance."
"I ain't gonna take my clothes off for anybody!"

Pardon My Scotch

My toin...
"Give me Ripley! Yeah, believe it or not!"
"Hey! You gotta dial foist (first)."

[Shemp_Diesel]

I believe that's from Even as I.O.U.


"And this other charge, chicken stealing. I'm not going to make these poor unfortunates the victims of your prejudice and guess work."