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Offline MrHaroldG2000

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"Sit down, eat your dinner like a gentleman."
"I'll eat but I'll promise nothing."

Moe and Shemp in Pardon my Backfire

 [pie]

My toin...
"I got a little booklet here, in how to train your memory in 5 easy lessons."
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline Shemp_Diesel

Shemp in Fuelin' Around


"We get a half a slice a ham, and a half an egg apiece, you get a whole bone and a whole eggshell and you're squawking."
Talbot's body is the perfect home for the Monster's brain, which I will add to and subtract from in my experiments.


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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Moe - I Can Hardly Wait

 [3stooges]

My toin...
"You remind me of a girlfriend in Detroit...but you look more like her stepfather!"
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline Shemp_Diesel

Curly from Three Little Twirps


"Well this is the 26th theater we've got thrown out of this month. What is there left for us."
"4 more theaters."
"Except February which has 28."
Talbot's body is the perfect home for the Monster's brain, which I will add to and subtract from in my experiments.


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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Moe, Larry and Curly in Rhythm and Weep

My toin...
"I get it, Doc. We'll run 'em ragged and take 'em for every cent they got!"
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline Shemp_Diesel

Cy Schindell from Monkey Businessmen


"How now brown cow."
How now brown cow, you bubblebrain." [poke]
Talbot's body is the perfect home for the Monster's brain, which I will add to and subtract from in my experiments.


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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Joe and Moe in Oil's Well that Ends Well


My toin...
"These girls have their andaleys mixed up with their pirouettes, & their fortissimos mixed up with the allegrettos."
"Yeah, but what's wrong with their dancin'?"
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline Shemp_Diesel

Moe and Shemp from Hula La La


"How much dough do you generally get?"
"Well, I get 250 dollars, but for you I'll take 200."
"I'll give you a bowl of soup."
"I'll take it."
Talbot's body is the perfect home for the Monster's brain, which I will add to and subtract from in my experiments.


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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Casey Columbo and Larry in Punch Drunks

[boxer]

My toin...
"You are listening to station WGN. Our Memorial Day musical program continues."
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline Shemp_Diesel

the radio announcer from Horses' Collars


"Well, you fellas are certainly stupid looking enough, but about being brainy detectives, that's open to conjecture."
"Oh, thank you."
"I'll button mine."
Talbot's body is the perfect home for the Monster's brain, which I will add to and subtract from in my experiments.


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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Gene Roth, Moe and Shemp in Slaphappy Sleuths

My toin again...
"Take it easy King, millions of women marry Smiths every year."
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline Shemp_Diesel

Shemp in Squareheads of the Round Table


"Come on Chopper, you gotta do some training."
"I'm tired."
"We'll work with ya."
"You can start on the dummy."
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, he means the other dummy".
Talbot's body is the perfect home for the Monster's brain, which I will add to and subtract from in my experiments.


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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Moe, Dick Wessel, Larry, Moe again and Shemp in Fright Night

[boxer]

My toin...
"Hey, what's that on the stool?"
"Must be a stool pigeon."
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline Shemp_Diesel

Moe and Shemp from Shivering Sherlocks


"I don't know where that one landed, but I hope it didn't hit the poolroom."

Talbot's body is the perfect home for the Monster's brain, which I will add to and subtract from in my experiments.


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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Moe in Half Shot Shooters


My toin...
"Dear Santy Claus..."
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline Liz

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Curly in Movie Maniacs.

"How about a date, toots?"
IT'S ALIVE!!!!


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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Curly in From Nurse to Worse

My toin...
"The characters in this picture are all fictitious. Anyone resembling them is better off dead."
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline Shemp_Diesel

Title card from I'll Never Heil Again


"Aw, you naughty boys. I see you've joined our party."
"Yes."
"Are you dancing?"
"Are you asking?"
"Well, yes I'm asking."
"Then I'm dancing."

Talbot's body is the perfect home for the Monster's brain, which I will add to and subtract from in my experiments.


Offline Lefty

Bud Jamison and Moe from "Three Smart Saps".

My toin:     

"Where's your vice?"
"Vice? I have no vice, I'm as pure as the driven snow!"
"Yeah, but you drifted."


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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Bud Jamison and Moe from "Three Smart Saps".

My toin:     

"Where's your vice?"
"Vice? I have no vice, I'm as pure as the driven snow!"
"Yeah, but you drifted."

*Bonk!* That was Moe and Curly in Dizzy Pilots.

 [3stooges]

My toin...
"Come here and sit on my lap."
"What lap?"
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline archiezappa

My toin...
"Come here and sit on my lap."
"What lap?"

That's gotta be Vernon Dent and Larry Fine in "Higher Than A Kite."

My toin...

"Don't tell me you've never heard of Link, Mink, and Pink."

"No.  What do they do?"

"Why, we're in the sausage business: Link sausage, Mink sausage, and Pink sausage."


Offline Shemp_Diesel

Moe and Fred Kelsey from If a Body Meets a Body


"Sorry gentlemen, you can't have any hamburger, the meats too fresh."
"The meat ain't the only fresh thing around here is it."
Talbot's body is the perfect home for the Monster's brain, which I will add to and subtract from in my experiments.


Offline Liz

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    • The Psycho Ward's Classic Film Reviews - Request a film to be reviewed!
Curly in PUNCH DRUNKS.

"Burpo pudding, what a treat. Even good for tired feet."
IT'S ALIVE!!!!


Offline MrHaroldG2000

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Shemp in A Missed Fortune

My toin...
"He's the most intelligent imbecile I've ever seen."
"Hey, what about me?""
"Oh, you're much smarter...you're just an imbecile."
MOE, LARRY, THE CHEESE!!!


Offline Shemp_Diesel

Moe and Shemp in Fuelin' Around


"This reports all wrong."
"This reports all right cuz I made it out."
"Oh, that's whats wrong with it."
"Shut up!"
Talbot's body is the perfect home for the Monster's brain, which I will add to and subtract from in my experiments.