Name that classic line!

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #825 on:** July 10, 2011, 09:57:43 PM

Quote from: Shemp_Diesel on July 10, 2011, 02:57:42 PM

"Sit down, eat your dinner like a gentleman."
"I'll eat but I'll promise nothing."

Moe and Shemp in Pardon my Backfire

My toin...
"I got a little booklet here, in how to train your memory in 5 easy lessons."

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #826 on:** July 11, 2011, 06:39:52 PM

Shemp in Fuelin' Around

"We get a half a slice a ham, and a half an egg apiece, you get a whole bone and a whole eggshell and you're squawking."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #827 on:** July 11, 2011, 08:33:54 PM

Moe - I Can Hardly Wait

My toin...
"You remind me of a girlfriend in Detroit...but you look more like her stepfather!"

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #828 on:** July 15, 2011, 05:10:38 PM

Curly from Three Little Twirps

"Well this is the 26th theater we've got thrown out of this month. What is there left for us."
"4 more theaters."
"Except February which has 28."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #829 on:** July 15, 2011, 05:41:12 PM

Moe, Larry and Curly in Rhythm and Weep

My toin...
"I get it, Doc. We'll run 'em ragged and take 'em for every cent they got!"

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #830 on:** July 25, 2011, 03:13:19 PM

Cy Schindell from Monkey Businessmen

"How now brown cow."
How now brown cow, you bubblebrain."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #831 on:** July 26, 2011, 01:21:22 AM

Joe and Moe in Oil's Well that Ends Well

My toin...
"These girls have their andaleys mixed up with their pirouettes, & their fortissimos mixed up with the allegrettos."
"Yeah, but what's wrong with their dancin'?"

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #832 on:** July 28, 2011, 05:53:20 PM

Moe and Shemp from Hula La La

"How much dough do you generally get?"
"Well, I get 250 dollars, but for you I'll take 200."
"I'll give you a bowl of soup."
"I'll take it."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #833 on:** August 02, 2011, 12:58:52 AM

Casey Columbo and Larry in Punch Drunks

My toin...
"You are listening to station WGN. Our Memorial Day musical program continues."

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #834 on:** August 10, 2011, 03:32:32 PM

the radio announcer from Horses' Collars

"Well, you fellas are certainly stupid looking enough, but about being brainy detectives, that's open to conjecture."
"Oh, thank you."
"I'll button mine."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #835 on:** August 20, 2011, 12:58:02 PM

Gene Roth, Moe and Shemp in Slaphappy Sleuths

My toin again...
"Take it easy King, millions of women marry Smiths every year."

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #836 on:** August 26, 2011, 04:55:43 PM

Shemp in Squareheads of the Round Table

"Come on Chopper, you gotta do some training."
"I'm tired."
"We'll work with ya."
"You can start on the dummy."
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, he means the other dummy".

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #837 on:** August 27, 2011, 04:45:24 AM

Moe, Dick Wessel, Larry, Moe again and Shemp in Fright Night

My toin...
"Hey, what's that on the stool?"
"Must be a stool pigeon."

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #838 on:** August 30, 2011, 03:29:12 PM

Moe and Shemp from Shivering Sherlocks

"I don't know where that one landed, but I hope it didn't hit the poolroom."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #839 on:** September 05, 2011, 03:36:28 AM

Moe in Half Shot Shooters

My toin...
"Dear Santy Claus..."

Liz · **Reply #840 on:** September 05, 2011, 03:41:35 PM

Curly in Movie Maniacs.

"How about a date, toots?"

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #841 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:30:26 PM

Curly in From Nurse to Worse

My toin...
"The characters in this picture are all fictitious. Anyone resembling them is better off dead."

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #842 on:** September 09, 2011, 05:59:21 PM

Title card from I'll Never Heil Again

"Aw, you naughty boys. I see you've joined our party."
"Yes."
"Are you dancing?"
"Are you asking?"
"Well, yes I'm asking."
"Then I'm dancing."

Lefty · **Reply #843 on:** September 10, 2011, 10:01:07 AM

Bud Jamison and Moe from "Three Smart Saps".

My toin:

"Where's your vice?"
"Vice? I have no vice, I'm as pure as the driven snow!"
"Yeah, but you drifted."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #844 on:** September 10, 2011, 12:46:00 PM

Quote from: Lefty on September 10, 2011, 10:01:07 AM

Bud Jamison and Moe from "Three Smart Saps".

My toin:

"Where's your vice?"
"Vice? I have no vice, I'm as pure as the driven snow!"
"Yeah, but you drifted."

*Bonk!* That was Moe and Curly in Dizzy Pilots.

My toin...
"Come here and sit on my lap."
"What lap?"

archiezappa · **Reply #845 on:** September 10, 2011, 02:12:58 PM

Quote from: MrHaroldG2000 on September 10, 2011, 12:46:00 PM

My toin...
"Come here and sit on my lap."
"What lap?"

That's gotta be Vernon Dent and Larry Fine in "Higher Than A Kite."

My toin...

"Don't tell me you've never heard of Link, Mink, and Pink."

"No. What do they do?"

"Why, we're in the sausage business: Link sausage, Mink sausage, and Pink sausage."

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #846 on:** September 10, 2011, 04:43:42 PM

Moe and Fred Kelsey from If a Body Meets a Body

"Sorry gentlemen, you can't have any hamburger, the meats too fresh."
"The meat ain't the only fresh thing around here is it."

Liz · **Reply #847 on:** September 11, 2011, 04:08:04 PM

Curly in PUNCH DRUNKS.

"Burpo pudding, what a treat. Even good for tired feet."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #848 on:** September 17, 2011, 07:35:19 PM

Shemp in A Missed Fortune

My toin...
"He's the most intelligent imbecile I've ever seen."
"Hey, what about me?""
"Oh, you're much smarter...you're just an imbecile."

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #849 on:** September 18, 2011, 04:09:19 PM

Moe and Shemp in Fuelin' Around

"This reports all wrong."
"This reports all right cuz I made it out."
"Oh, that's whats wrong with it."
"Shut up!"