Topic: Breaking: Presidential Library flooded

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Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the
personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in
the presidential bathroom where both books were kept. Both his
books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president
was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.
The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer.

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Meanwhile, ex-President Clinton stuck a cigar in another FAT 'ho!

James