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GLOVE SLINGERS

Boxing promoter Pat Patrick turn up on his sister's doorstep, looking for a place to stay until he can find a new fighter and earn a few bucks. He's surprised to find that his nephew Terry Kelly is a natural boxer, and decides to promote him. But Terry's late father was a boxer, and he and Pat are afraid that Mrs. Kelly will object to her son's choice. So Pat promotes him under the name "Spider Lewis," and books a fight with contender Kid Benson, who turns out to be the brother of Terry's girlfriend Kitty. Complicating matters further, Mrs. Kelly's priest Father Donovan has an extra ticket, and wants to treat his favorite parishioner to a night at the fights.

First entry in Columbia's "Glove Slingers" series, an attempt by Jules White to produce short subjects driven by story, more than gags.



The "Glove Slingers" shorts were not particularly successful, and the series lasted for only a few years. The casting of Shemp as 'Pat Patrick' was possibly due to his participation in Vitaphone's "Joe Palooka" series as 'Knobby Walsh,' but Shemp only appeared in one "Glove Slingers" installment after this.

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Shemp Howard (Solo)
Release Date
November 24, 1939
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Columbia
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17.75 min.
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Shooting Days:   4 days   From: 1939-10-03   To: 1939-10-06

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"THE GLOVE SLINGERS:" "SAMUEL HORWITZ:" SOLO SHORT: RELEASED ON: NOVEMBER 24, 1939:


CAST MEMBER NAMES AND THEIR ROLES:

NOAH BEERY; JR. .........MR. TERRY KELLY
SAMUEL HORWITZ..........UNCLE PAT PATRICK
PAUL HURST..........MR. CHUCK BRENNER
DOROTHY VAUGHAN..........MRS. MARY KELLY
BETTY CAMPBELL..........MISS KITTY BENSON
CY SCHINDELL..........MR. CHARLIE BENSON
DICK CURTIS..........MADRIGAL
RICHARD FISKE..........RING ANNOUNCER
VICTOR TRAVERS..........FATHER DONOVAN
JOHNNY KASCIER..........REFEREE
BOB RYAN..........REFEREE
DOROTHY VERNON..........SPECTATOR
ROBERT STERLING..........WAREHOUSE MAN TAKING BETS
ELAINE WATERS
JULIETTE NALDI

We start off "THE GLOVE SLINGERS;" in the flat of Mr. Terry Kelly and his mother Mrs. Mary Kelly. Mr. Kelly is fast asleep on the davenport dressed in a pair of dress trousers, white dress shirt and with a sheet of newsprint over his face. Mrs. Kelly is dressed in a cheque house-dress and white lace apron as she is busy completing her clothing pressing chores. We are now hearing a knocking on the Kelly's door.

MRS. MARY KELLY to the DOOR: (As she is standing there with a happy smile on her face as she is stilly pressing her clothing and says in a gleeful tone of voice): "Come in!"

We now see Uncle Pat Patrick and his Fight Trainer Mr. Chuck Brenner happily walking in as Uncle Pat Patrick is now returning from a fight schedule is now setting his luggage case down. We now see Mrs. Kelly turning around to see who just entered in.

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As he has now finished setting his luggage case down and has given her a gigantic hug is saying to her in a gleeful tone of voice): "M-A-R-Y!"

MRS. MARY KELLY to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As she is now giving him a really happy smile and is stating to him in a really joyful and upbeat voice as they are hugging one another and are twirling around together in joy): "Well, glory be, if it ain't me kid brother, Patrick!"

While Uncle Pat Patrick and Mrs. Mary Kelly were joyfully greeting one another we saw Mr. Patrick's Fight Manager dressed in a business suit and tie and hat standing there with a gleeful look on his face as he is crunching loudly on a handful of petrified gumballs.

BROTHER PATRICK to SISTER MARY: (As he is happily standing there still hugging her and is saying to her joyfully): "How are ya, how are ya feeling?"

We are now getting another quick glimpse of the happy snoring, newsprint covered Terry on the davenport.

BROTHER PATRICK to SISTER: (As he is looking at her with a mischievous look on his face as he is now asking her in a quiet and mischievous tone of voice): "Terry?"

Mrs. Mary Kelly has now given Uncle Pat a really beautiful smile as she is nodding her head affirmatively to his question as she has now put hier finger up to her mouth as the quiet singal.

Uncle Pat Patrick is now quietly and mischievously approaching the davenport of the sleeping Terry Kelly as he is now quietly removing the sheet of newsprint from his face.

We now see Mrs. Mary Kelly and Fight Manager Mr. Chuck Brenner as she is giving him a look of wonderment as he is standing there smiling happily and chowing down on his petrified gumballs.

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As he is now looking at her politely and is politely offering her some of his petrified gumballs): "Have some gum? I won them in a slot machine!"

MRS. MARY KELLY to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As she is looking at him politely and saying to him in a really polite tone of voice): "No, thanks!"

We are now back on the very mischievous Uncle Pat Patrick as he is now quietly tip-toeing up to the end of the davenport as he is now mischievously tickling Terry's right foot.

We now see Mr. Terry Kelly still fast asleep as he is now laughing hysterically in his sleep at his foot being tickled. He has now woken up and is now focusing in on the person who was tickling his foot.

MR. TERRY KELLY to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As he is now getting up from the davenport in a state of glee as he is now shaking hands with him gleefully and is happily stating to him): "Aux, Compére!"

UNCLE PAT to NEPHEW TERRY: (As he is gleefully still shaking his hand and is saying to him in a really happy tone of voice): "Hiya, Terry!"

NEPHEW TERRY to UNCLE PAT: (As Terry is now standing up with a really joyful look on his face as he is now still happily pumping his Uncle's hand in joy): "How are ya?"

UNCLE PAT to NEPHEW TERRY: (As he is now giving his Nephew a hug and is saying to him gleefully): "Fine, fine!"

BROTHER PATRICK to HIS SISTER MARY and HIS NEPHEW TERRY: (As he is now saying to them n a happy and polite tone of voice): "Ooooooh, I want you to meet Chuck Brenner, my trainer."

MR. TERRY KELLY to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Mr. Kelly is now looking at him politely and is shaking his hand): "Well, how do you do?"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to MR. TERRY KELLY: (As they are still shaking hands with one another as Mr. Brenner is saying to him politely): "Hiya, son!"

UNCLE; {BROTHER}; PATRICK to HIS SISTER MARY and HIS NEPHEW TERRY: (As he is looking at them politely and is saying to them in a polite tone of voice): "He use to be a pretty good fighter, in his day. Fought your father once, rest his soul!" {Here we see Uncle Pat Patrick looking at the floor in a state of sadness}.

MR. TERRY KELLY to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Terry is now looking at Mr. Brenner with a really happy look on his face as he is saying to him in a really happy and interested tone of voice): "Yeah?"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to MR. TERRY KELLY: (As Mr. Brenner is saying to Terry in a wicked and mischievous tone of voice and with a look on mischief on his face): "Aaaaaah, boy, what a fight, what a fight. The olde bell rings, and I sprout up from the corner and I shot a left, and the I shor a right, and the I shot another left!" {Here as Mr. Brenner was explaining the fight he was using hand gestures like he was actually boxing}.

MR. TERRY KELLY to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Mr. Kelly is standing there really interested in Mr. Brenner's fight story is now asking him in a really interested tone of voice): "And then, what happened?"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to MR. TERRY KELLY: (As Mr. Brenner is standing there with a wicked look on his face as he is saying to him in a wicked and slightly mischievous tone of voice): "Then, your father came out from his corner!"

MR. TERRY KELLY to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Terry is now looking at Mr. Brenner with a mischievous look on his face and is using a mischievous tone of voice as the two of them are now laughing hysterically at Mr. Brenner's fight story): "Ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh!"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As he is smiling at her happily and still is laughing as he is saying to her in a mischievous tone of voice): "I think he hit me with a flat iron!"

MRS. MARY KELLY to MR. CHUCK BRENNER, UNCLE PAT, and TERRY: (As she is looking at them with a dazed look on her face as she in now using a worried tone of voice as she is now running up to her pressing board): "Haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, that reminds me, the iron must be red hot!"

We now see Mrs. Kelly picking up her iron as she is looking at it to see if it's not too hot, so she can resuming her pressing chores.

NEPHEW; {MR.} TERRY KELLY to MR. CHUCK BRENNER, and UNCLE PAT: (As they are still laughing and messing around with one another as Terry is now asking them politely): "Hey, would you like some beer?"

UNCLE PAT to NEPHEW TERRY: (As he is rubbing his hands together in glee and is saying to him in a joyful tone of voice): "Ooooooh, boy, yeah!"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to MR. TERRY KELLY: (As Mr. Brenner has a really happy look on his face and is saying in a really gleeful tone of voice): "S-U-R-E!"

We now see Terry exiting into the kitchen quarters to fetch three ice cold brew-skis.

SISTER MARY to BROTHER PATRICK: (As she is still busy at her pressing chores is asking him in a happy and questionable tone of voice): "Well, tell me Patrick, did you clean-up on the horses in Saratoga?"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As he is saying to her in a mad tone of voice with his hands in his trousers pockets as Uncle Pat Patrick is also standing there with a mad look on his face as Mr. Brenner is saying to her in a low and mad tone of voice): "Why, it's worse, Mrs. Kelly, they cleaned-up on us!"

SISTER MARY to BROTHER PATRICK: (As she is still doing her pressings as she is looking at him with a worried look as she is saying to him in a carrying tone of voice): "So, you're broke again, ehy, Pat?"

BROTHER PATRICK to SISTER MARY: (As he is now standing there with a worried look on his face as he is saying to her in a low and mad tone of voice as he has his right hand balled into a fist): "Yeah, but not for long. I'm going back to Madigan's and fight it. What they need is a good boy who can really punch!"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to MRS. MARY KELLY and UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As we see him standing there with a mad look on his face as he is saying to them in a mad voice): "Yeah, like Jack Dempsey, or even, Joe Louis!"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Mr. Patrick is looking at him with a wicked look on his face as he is saying to him in a mean tone of voice): "Oh, sit down, Chuck, and don't but in!"

We now see Mr. Chuck Brenner begrudengently sitting down in a chair; that happens to be the chair with the heating tray on it for the iron, next to Mrs. Mary Kelly as she is still happily pressing.

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As Mr. Brenner is now madly sitting down and is saying to Uncle Pat in a low and sad voice): "Ooooooh, I give up!"

We now see Mr. Brenner standing up quickly with a painful look on his face and is yelling loudly, 'Yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, due to the fact that he has now "TOASTED HIS BUNS." He is now rubbing his hot keester as he has now noticed that he just sat on iron heating tray.

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Mr. Patrick is now slapping his leg and is laughing hysterically as he is saying to him in a mischievous tone of voice): "Haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, that's a hot one, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa!"

NEPHEW; {MR.} TERRY KELLY to MR. CHUCK BRENNER and UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As he is now entering into the living room quarters with a huge grin on his face as he is saying to them in a gleeful tone of voice): "Hey, here's your beer!"

UNCLE PAT to NEPHEW TERRY: (As Uncle Pat is now happily walking up to him rubbing his hands as he is taking his brew-ski from him as he is saying to him in a thankful tone of voice): "Thanks, kid. Just what I wanted. Say, would you drive us over to Hobokin to Madigan's Gym? I wanna see a fighter of his!"

NEPHEW TERRY to UNCLE PAT: (As Terry is looking at his Uncle with a look of glee on his face as he is saying to him in a very agreeable voice): "Oh, sure, wait until I get my coat on. Have a seat!"

UNCLE PAT to NEPHEW TERRY: (As he is now in the process of becoming a 'Feather-Brained Imbecile' as he is now thinking and is taking the chair next to the pressing board which is the home of the iron heating tray): "There's a great kid!"

We now see Uncle Pat Patrick jumping up quickly in pain as he is now pouring his brew-ski down himself and has knocked over the pressing board as Mary is standing there with a look of pain on her face as he is yelling loudly in pain; "Yeowha, yeowha, yeowha, yeowha, yeowha, yeowha, yeowha!:

We are now seeing Mr. Chuck Brenner and Mrs. Mary Kelly standing there laughing hysterically as poor Uncle Pat is now rubbing his burnt keester.

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As he is laughing hysterically and is saying to him in a really mischievous voice as he is mischievously pointing a finger at the 'HOT SEAT'): "That's a hot one, haaaa. haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa!"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Mr. Patrick is looking at him with a wicked look on his face as he is saying to him in a wicked tone of voice as he is holding his empty beer mug): "Ooooooh, I guess!"

We are now in Hobokin New Jersey at Madigan's Gymnasium as we are now seeing two fighters in the arena practicing as Uncle Pat Patrick, Mr. Chuck Brenner and another Fight Manager are watching them at practice.

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As Mr. Brenner is standing there with his hands in his trousers pockets and a look of wonderment on his face as he has a stub of an unlit stogie in his mouth as he is shouting to Uncle Pat Patrick in a loud voice): "Hey, that kid's all right, hunh?"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Uncle Pat has now ribbed him and is saying to him in a mad tone of voice): "Aaaaaaaah, shut-up!"

We now see Uncle Pat Patrick standing there with his arms crossed and a really wicked look on his face as Mr. Brenner is standing there with a look of hurt on his face as he has now swallowed his stogie stub. Mr. Brenner is now choking up the stogie and is now in the process of taking it out of his mouth.

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Mr. Patrick has now hit Mr. Brenner in his arm and is looking at him with a mad look on his face as he is saying to him in a low and mad tone of voice): "Be quiet, do you want them to hear ya?"

We are now back in the fight arena as we are seeing the two fighters still sparring with one another. We now see a boxer named Mr. Charlie Benson knocking the other fighter to the floor out cold.

OTHER FIGHT MANAGER to the TWO FIGHTERS: (As he is standing there looking at them with a serious look on his face as he is saying to them in a professional voice): "All right, boys, that's enough!"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to the OTHER FIGHT MANAGER: (As we see Uncle Pat Patrick approaching him in a mad way as he is aking the other fight manager who is now in the process of lighting up a cigarette in a serious tone of voice in reference to Mr. Charlie Benson): "What do you want for the kids contract?"

OTHER FIGHT MANAGER to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As he is looking at him with a mad look on his face as he is saying to Mr. Patrick in a mad tone of voice): "Two hundred and fifty bucks and twenty-five percent of his earnings."

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to the OTHER FIGHT MANAGER: (As Mr. Patrick is looking at him with a mean look on his face as he is shouting at him in a wicked tone of voice): "What? For that Palooka?"

MR. CHARLIE BENSON to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As Mr. Benson is now thoroughly disgusted with Mr. Patrick as he is now socking him in the kisser and knocking him to the ground with a mad look on his face as he is saying to him in a really wicked voice): "Hey, who are you calling a Palooka?"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to MR. CHARLIE BENSON: (As Mr. Brenner is now approaching him in a thoroughly disgusted state as he is shouting to him madly and with a disgusted look on his face): "Hey, look it here, you can't do that to my buddy!"

We now see Mr. Charlie Benson in a really mad state as he is now socking Mr. Brenner hard in the stomach in disgust as we see Mr. Brenner falling across the yard as he is now crashing into a storage shed and is falling to the ground as he is now knocking off the roof of the shed a potted plant as it is now breaking on the top of his coconut and putting him out cold.

MR. TERRY KELLY to MR. CHARLIE BENSON: (As Terry is now approaching him with a mad look on his face as he is pointing a finger at his Uncle as he is saying to him in a sad and dazed tone of voice): "Oh, you shouldn't hit my Uncle, can't you see he wears glasses?"

MR. CHARLIE BENSON to MR. TERRY KELLY: (As Mr. Benson is now disgustingly pushing Mr. Kelly backwards with a disgusted look on his face as he is saying to him in a wicked tone of voice): "Go away!"

We now see Mr. Terry Kelly approaching Mr. Benson throughly mad to the enth-degree as Terry has now socked him hard in the kisser and is now knocking Mr. Benson hard back into the ring totally out cold.

We now see Mr. Charlie Benson laying out cold on the ring floor as one of the referees is now running into the ring in total fear as he is now approaching the totally out cold Charlie Benson.

REFEREE to MR. CHARLIE BENSON: (As the referee is now in the ring and is now picking up the badly battered Charlie Benson in a state of carryingness and is shouting to Charlie in a worried tone of voice): "Hey, Charlie, Charlie!?"

We are now seeing the two referees and the other Fight Manager entering the ring as they are now holding up Charlie Benson is see if he is all right.

UNCLE PAT to NEPHEW TERRY: (As Uncle Pat has now noticed what his Nephew has done to Mr. Charlie Benson knocking him out cold says to him and Mr. Chuck Brenner in a state of panic): "Come on, let's get out of here, come on, Chuck!"

We are now back on the really dazed out Mr. Charlie Benson as the two referees are now holding onto him helping to regain his stature.

REFEREE to MR. CHARLIE BENSON: (As he is rubbing his back and is looking at him with a worried look on his face as the two referees are still holding him to make sure he is okay): "Come on, you all right?"

MR. CHARLIE BENSON to the TWO REFEREES: (As Charlie is standing there still slightly staggering as the referees are holding him is saying to them as he is now falling flat on his face on the arena floor): "Yeah, yeah, I'm all right!?"

We are now seeing Terry, Mr. Brenner, and Mr. Patrick exiting quickly through the back door of Madigan's Gymnasium as Terry is now rubbing his sore right hand.

UNCLE PAT to NEPHEW TERRY: (As he is now rubbing his shoulder and has a look of happiness on his face as he is saying to him in a proud tone of voice): "Nice work, kid, where did you find the brick?"

NEPHEW TERRY to UNCLE PAT: (As Terry is now looking at his Uncle with a mad look on his face as he is saying to him in a mad tone of voice): "What brick?"

UNCLE PAT to NEPHEW TERRY: (As Mr. Patrick is looking at him with a look of wonderment and is saying to him in a voice of wonderment): "The on you hit that Palooka with?"

NEPHEW TERRY to UNCLE PAT: (As Terry is showing him his right fist in pride as he has a proudful look on his face as he is using a proud voice): "Haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, I hit him with my fist!"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to MR. TERRY KELLY: (As Mr. Brenner has a look of surprise on his face as he is asking Terry in a surprised and questionable tone of voice): "Hey, you mean you didn't use no brick or horseshoe or nothing practical?"

MR. TERRY KELLY ot MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As we see the three of them walking down the sidewalk as Mr. Kelly is saying to Mr. Brenner in a slightly disgusted voice and a look of disgust on his face): "I wouldn't hit nobody with no brick!"

We are now in front of Mr. Kelly's automobile as Mr. Kelly is now getting behind the driving wheel as Mr. Brenner and Mr. Patrick are standing there with really dazed and happy looks on their faces.

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As Mr. Brenner is saying to Mr. Patrick in a really happy and surprised tone of voice): "Hey, Pat, we got a champ right on our hands, and we don't know it!"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Mr. Patrick and Mr. Brenner are getting into the automobile as Mr. Patrick is saying to Mr. Brenner in a really happy tone of voice): "Are you telling me, he's a natural borne fighter!"

MR. TERRY KELLY to UNCLE PAT PATRICK and MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Terry has a quizzical look on his face as he is saying them in a voice of disagreemtn): "Aaaaaah, no, not me. Ma don't want me to be no fighter!"

We now see Mr. Kelly behind the driving wheel of his automobile as Mr. Brenner is in the back seating area and Mr. Patrick is in the passenger side of the seating area of the automobile.

UNCLE PAT to NEPHEW TERRY: (As Mr. Patrick is looking at his Nephew with a dazed look on his face as he is saying to him in a mischievous voice): "You don't have to tell her!"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER ot MR. TERRY KELLY: (As Mr. Brenner is looking at Mr. Kelly with a devious look on his face as he is saying to him in a mischievous tone of voice): "What she don't know, don't hurt her!"

UNCLE PAT to NEPHEW TERRY: (As Uncle Pat is still trying to convenience Terry to become a fighter says to him in a really devilish tone of voice): "Yeah, tell woman, nothin'!"

NEPHEW TERRY to UNCLE PAT: (As Terry is trying to start his automobile and is looking at Uncle Pat with a mad look on his face as he is saying to him in a mad tone of voice): "Hey, the starter's stuck, give her a shove, will ya?"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Mr. Patrick is now looking at Mr. Brenner with a mischievous look on his face as he is saying to him in a mischievou voice): "Hey, give it a shove will ya?"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As he is now turning around and looking out the back of the back seating area as he is talking to no one and is starting to say): "Hey, give it a shove......!"

MR. CHCUK BRENNER to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As Mr. Brenner is now realizing that Mr. Patrick is now talking to him as he is saying to him in a questionable and mad tone of voice and a mad look on his face): "Who, me!?"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Mr. Patrick is still in the front passenger seat with a mean look on his face as he is saying to him in a wicked tone of voice): "Yeah, you!"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As Mr. Brenner is now exiting the back seating area of the automobile with a disgusted look on his face as he is saying to him in a really disgusted tone of voice as he is now commencing to give the automobile as shove): "Every time it has any thing to do with me, do all this junk for ya. Why don't you guys get out and do something to break you back?"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Mr. Brenner is now painfully and busy at pushing the automobile as Mr. Patrick is looking at him with a mischievous look on his face as he is saying to him in a mischievous tone of voice): "Come on, push!"

We now see the automobile with Uncle Pat and Nephew Terry speeding away as poor Mr. Brenner is now falling flat on his face in the roadway.

We are now in the flat of Mr. Charlie Benson where we are seeing him mending the cut over his right eye from where Mr. Kelly has bashed him a good one as we see his sister, Kitty dressed in a three-quarter length sleeved cotton dress with white lace trim on the dress collar and sleeves also wearing an apron as she is now in the process of washing the plate ware that was used for their supper.

MISS KITTY BENSON; {SISTER} to HER BROTHER MR. CHARLIE BENSON: (As she is saying to the battered Charlie in a really hurtful tone of voice): "Ooooooh, you're a fine looking sight, ooooooh. Gosh Charlie, why don't you stop fighting and get yourself a decent job?"

BROTHER CHARLIE to SISTER KITTY: (As Charlie is looking at her with a mad look on his face as he is saying to her in a disgusted tone of voice): "Why don't you be a good little sister, and mind your own business!"

SISTER KITTY to BROTHER CHARLIE: (As she is now starting to wash the plate ware as she has a hurtful look on her face and is saying to him in a tone of voice): "Well, anyway, quit playing with your eye, and help me with the dishes!"

BROTHER CHARLIE to SISTER KITTY: (As he is still standing there nursing his eye as he has a perplexed look on his face as he is saying to her in a dazed and questionable tone of voice): "What's the rush?"

SISTER KITTY to BROTHER CHARLIE: (As she has a sheepish look on her face and is saying to him in a slightly embarrassed tone of voice): "Well, if you must know, I met an awfully nice boy who works at the store where I do, he's calling on me tonight!"

BROTHER CHARLIE to SISTER KITTY: (As he is looking at her with a disgusted look on his face as he is saying to her in a really disgusted tone of voice): "Ooooooh, can't a guy have any privacy in his own home?"

We now see Mr. Charlie Benson tossing a pair of barber sheers as it is now hitting a frying skillet that is hanging up on the wall as it it making a sound like a fight bell going off and he is now automatically going into fight mode as his sister is standing by the plate ware looking at him with a worried look on her face as Mr. Benson is now catching himself and is coming to his senses and a complete hault.

We are now in the kitchen quarters where see Kitty Benson standing at the washings sink washing the dishes with a really flirtatious look on her face as her Gentleman Caller is standing there with a dumbfounded look on his face.

MISS KITTY BENSON to her GENTLEMAN CALLER: (As she is looking at him with a really sweet and loving look as she is saying to him in a really thnakful tone of voice as he is helping her dressed in a business suit and tie and is wearing a white eyelette apron as he is helping her with the dish wipings chores): "You know, I'm glad you came early, I would of been stuck with all these dishes!"

GENTLEMAN CALLER to MISS KITTY BENSON: (As he is standing there drying the plate ware with a goo-goo eyed look on his face as he is saying to her in a loving tone of voice): "Well, I've been ready for more than an hour, so I thought I might as well just come right up!"

We now see Miss Kitty Benson and her Gentleman Caller standing there completing the dish washings chore together as they are now holding hands in the washings water together as they are giving each other goo-goo eyes and loving looks.

GENTLEMAN CALLER to MISS KITTY BENSON: (As he is looking at her lovingly as he is saying to her in a swee and kind tone of voice as he is smiling sweetly at her): "Aaaaaah, gee, you sure got pretty hair!"

MISS KITTY BENSON to HER GENTLEMAN CALLER: (As she now has a slightly embarrassed look on her face as she is saying to him in a slightly thankful but yet embarrassed tone of voice): "You, you really think so?"

GENTLEMAN CALLER to MISS KITTY BENSON: (As he is now giving her super goo-goo eyes and is saying to her in a gushie and loving tone of voice): "Unnh-ha, and, your eyes, they're awful pretty too!"

MISS KITTY BENSON to HER GENTLEMAN CALLER: (As she is now looking at the washings water in a full blown state of embarrassment as she is saying to him in a low, loving and embarrassed tone of voice): "Ooooooh, well, I bet you tell that to all the dish washers!"

GENTLEMAN CALLER to MISS KITTY BENSON: (As he is drying a dinner plate ware with an embarrassed look on his face as he is saying to her in a carrying and slightly embarrassed tone of voice): "Ooooooh, no I don't. I only had one sweetheart before, and that was in Grammar School."

MISS KITTY BENSON to HER GENTLEMAN CALLER: (As she is now looking at him with a dazed look on his face as she is saying to him in a slightly mad and questionable tone of voice): "Sweetheart?"

We now see the Gentleman Caller standing there so gaugh-gaugh eyed over her that he is not paying one bit attention to his dish wiping chore as he keeps placing the completed dishes down back into the rinsings water instead of in piles on the sink to be set away.

MISS KITTY BENSON to HER GENTLEMAN CALLER: (As she is also head over heels flirting with him as she is now calling his attention to what he is doing as she is looking at him in true love as she is saying to him in a dazed tone of voice): "Say, are you trying to make a career out of dish washing?"

GENTLEMAN CALLER to MISS KITTY BENSON: (As he is now in complete lulla-lulla land as he is looking at her in a really loving way as he is saying to her in a perplexed tone of voice as he is now slightly coming back to Earth and is realizing what he is doing and says in a slightly embarrassed voice): "Hunha, hunha, hunha, hunha, hooooh, hooooh, hooooh, hooooh. I wasn't watching what I was doing. I guess I'll watch this time. I won't put anymore in the water."

We now see the totally in love Gentleman Caller putting a dish back in the rinsings water as Kitty is now taking the bowl out and is handing it to him with a loving look on her face.

We are now leaving the life of the two lovey doveys as we are now entering the fighting life as we are now once again back in Madigan's Gymnasium as we are now seeing Mr. Chuck Brenner sparring with the new and up coming boxer Mr. Terry Kelly.

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Mr. Patrick is standing on the outside of the ring while Mr. Brenner is in the inside as Uncle Pat is helping him put on his boxing gloves as Mr. Patrick is saying to him in a professional tone of voice): "Give Terry a snappy work out today, you here?"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As Mr. Brenner is standing there in a dazed state as he is saying to him in a quizzical tone of voice): "Yeah, sure!"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Mr. Patrick has now finished tieing his goxing gloves and is looking at him with a look of bewilderment on his face as he is saying to him in a slightly mad voice): "But, a good one!"

We are now seeing the really excited new boxer Mr. Terry Kelly boxing his way over to Mr. Chuck Brenner in glee.

MR. TERRY KELLY to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Mr. Kelly is now throwing a few play punches at Mr. Brenner and is saying to him in a really excited tone of voice): "Hey, Chuck, come on, let's get going. I only have twenty minutes left out of my lunch hour!"

UNCLE PAT to NEPHEW TERRY: (As Mr. Patrick is looking at him with a worried look on his face as he is saying to him in a carrying and professional tone of voice as Uncle Pat is now leaving the boxing ring): "Go on now, remember what I told you now!"

NEPHEW TERRY to UNCLE PAT: (As Terry is looking at his Uncle with a professional look on his face and is saying to him in a serious voice): "Okay, Uncle Pat!"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to {NEW FIGHTER}; MR. TERRY KELLY: (As Mr. Brenner is standing there with a devious look on his face as he is now giving Terry some boxing tips as the two of them are now in the process of sparring with one another): "And, now kid, keep that left out all the time and when you see an opening shoot that right!"

{NEW FIGHTER} MR. TERRY KELLY to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Terry is looking at him with a really carrying look on his face as he is saying to him in a low and carrying voice): "Ooooooh, I might hurt you!"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to {NEW FIGHTER} MR. TERRY KELLY: (As Mr. Brenner is now standing there with a really wicked look on his face as he is laughing wickedly at Terry and is saying to him in an evil tone of voice): "Haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, hey, look at what's going to hurt me?" {Mr. Brenner is now looking over at Mr. Patrick with a really wicked look on his face}.

We are now getting a close-up on Mr. Kelly as he has a really evil look on his face as he is now thoroughly disgusted at Mr. Brenner for laughing at him in an insultive manner. Mr. Kelly has now gotten 'His Feathers Ruffled', and is in a furious state. We now see the two of them giving boxing punches at on another in a wicked state.

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to {NEW FIGHTER} MR. TERRY KELLY: (As Mr. Brenner is now in a thorough state of 'Know-It-Allness,' as he is saying to Mr. Kelly in a devilish tone of voice): "All right!"

UNCLE PAT to HIS {NEW FIGHTER and NEPHEW} TERRY KELLY: (As Uncle Patrick is standing in the sidelines with a really happy look on his face as he is saying to Terry in a really happy and encouraging tone of voice): "Nice work, Terry, stick that left out!"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to {NEW FIGHTER} TERRY KELLY: (As the two of them are now furiously throwing boxing punches at one another as Mr. Brenner is now saying to Terry in a devilish tone of voice): "All right, look out, I'm gonna let you have it!"

We now see Mr. Chuck Brenner giving Terry a right punch as Terry has now blocked it with a left punch as Terry is now throwing a hard right at Mr. Brenner sending him sailing across the ring as he is now landing with his head wrapped in the ring ropes as we now see Uncle Pate with a really surprised look on his face as he is now saying in a really surprised voice. "Braaaaaaffff, braaaaaaffff, braaaaaaffff, braaaaaaffff, braaaaaaffff."

{NEW FIGHTER} NEPHEW TERRY to UNCLE PAT: (As Terry is standing there with a look of dumbfoundedness on his face as he is shouting at him in a voice of bewilderment and surprise): "Hey!"

We now see both Uncle Pat and Nephew Terry running up to Mr. Brenner in a state of worry as Uncle Patrick and Nephew Terry are helping untie Mr. Brenner as Mr. Brenner has a look of wonderment on his face.

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Uncle Pat and Terry are getting him untied as Uncle Pat has a look of happiness but slightly hurt on his face as with Terry as Uncle Patrick is saying to him in a really carrying voice): "Take it easy, Chuck, now!"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As he is being helped by him and Terry who both have looks of dazement on their faces as Mr. Brenner has a hurtful look on his face as Uncle Patrick is saying to him in a mad voice): "You, 'Clumsy-Ox',"

UNCLE PAT to HIS {NEW FIGHTER} NEPHEW TERRY: (As Uncle Pat is now pointing his thumb towards the locker room quarters with a happy look on his face as he is saying to him a happy voice): "Okay, Terry, take a shower!"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Uncle Patrick is looking at the hurt Mr. Brenner who is rubbing his throat in pain as Mr. Patrick has a wicked look on his face as he is saying to him in a mean and mad voice): "That kids learned more in one week than you will ever learn!"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As Chuck is rubbing his sore chin with a look of hurt and dazement as he is saying to Uncle Pat in a dazed voice): "You're telling me?"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Uncle Patrick is looking at Chuck with a mischievous look on his face as Uncle Pat is saying to Chuck in a mischievous voice): "He's fightin' tonight!"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As Chuck is looking at Uncle Pat with a really dazed and happy look as he is asking him in a low and questionable voice): "Yeah, who?"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Uncle Patrick is looking at Chuck with a devilish look on his face as he is saying to him in a really devious tone of voice): "This will hand you a laugh, he's matched with 'Kid Benson', you know, Madigan's Boy?"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As Mr. Brenner is now smiling devilishly at Uncle Pat as he is saying to him in a really upbeat tone of voice): "Yeah, that's colossal, hey, what does colossal mean?"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Uncle Pat is looking at him mischievously as he is saying to him in a really mischievous voice): "Taken from the Greek, Colossi's!"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As Chuck is looking at Uncle Pat with a dumbfounded look as he is saying to him in a really dumbfounded tone of voice): "Colossi's?"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As Chuck is asking Uncle Pat in a really good state of dumbness): "Hey, was he in the fight game, too?"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Uncle Pat is now looking at him madly as he is making hand gestures like he would like to strangle him is saying to him in a mad and slightly mischievous voice): "Why sure he...... come on, what do you mean, was he in the fight game?"

We now see Uncle Pat Patrick taking hold of Mr. Brenner in a state of madness as Uncle Pat is now pulling him off of the ring.

We are now leaving the fighting life to the working life as we now see Mr. Terry Kelly in dress trousers, dress shirt and tie and a casual style jacket at his place of employment as he is walking up to the office of the very beautiful Miss Kitty Benson with pretty brunette hair as she is dressed in a black satin three-quarters sleeved dress with a white satin collar as he is smiling sweetly to her and she is smiling sweetly to him as he is sliding a shipping ordure through her slot as she is stamping it.

MR. TERRY KELLY to MISS KITTY BENSON: (As he is looking at her sweetly and is saying to her in a friendly voice): "Hello!"

MISS KITTY BENSON to MR. TERRY KELLY: (As she is greeting him with a happy look on her face as she is saying to him in a friendly voice): "Hello!"

MR. TERRY KELLY to MISS KITTY BENSON: (As he is now kindly asking her out on a date for tomorrow evening in a friendly voice): "How about a movie tomorrow night?"

MISS KTTY BENSON to MR. TERRY KELLY: (As she is still smiling sweetly at him and is responding to him in a really friendly and affimative voice): "I'd love it!"

MR. TERRY KELLY to MISS KITTY BENSON: (As Terry is now slightly embarrassed as he is saying to her in a friendly and slightly embarrassed voice): "Oh, swell, I'll call for you about eight then, hunh?"

MISS KITTY BENSON to MR. TERRY KELLY: (As she has finished stamping his shipping ordure and is smiling at him sweetly and is saying in a loving tone of voice): "Fine!"

WAREHOUSE MAN TAKING BETS to MR. TERRY KELLY: (As he is now approaching Terry with a betting page on a clip pad and is asking Terry in a serious tone of voice): "Hey, we're getting up a pool on Kitty's brother, he's fighting tonight, you wanna get in on it?"

MR. TERRY KELLY to WAREHOUSE MAN TAKING BETS: (As Terry is now looking at him with a quizzical look on his face as he is saying to him in a happy voice): "Ooooooh, yeah!"

MR. TERRY KELLY to MISS KITTY BENSON: (As he is looking at her with a dazed look on his face as he is saying to her in a low and questionable voice): "Hey, I didn't know your brother was a fighter?"

MISS KITTY BENSON to MR. TERRY KELLY: (As she has a look of embarrassment on her face as she is saying in a low and embarrassed voice): "Yes!"

MR. TERRY KELLY to WAREHOUSE MAN TAKING BETS: (As Terry is handing him a twenty spot as he has a devilish look on his face and is saying to him in a mischievous voice): "Well, there goes next weeks lunch money, he better win!"

MR. TERRY KELLY to MISS KITTY BENSON: (As he is smiling sweetly at her and is saying to her in a carrying voice): "Henha, well, I'll see you later, I gotta get back to work!"

We now see Kitty Benson smiling sweetly at him in a state of good-bye as the Bets Man is now writing down Terry's wager.

We now see Terry in a full blown state of love as he is now happily jumping over several packages to be shipped. He has now leaped over his last box not realizing it was an open case of 'Cackle Fruit' as he is now slipping on them and is falling on his keester causing them to break as he now has a really embarrassed look on his face as his fellow workers are now laughing hysterically at him.

We are now back in the Kelly's flat where we see a beautifully set supper table with a white linen table covering and beautiful white china ware and sterling silver untensils. Uncle Patrick and Mr. Brenner are now seated and are happily chowing down on some bread as we are now seeing Terry joining them as he is drying his hair with a bathing towel.

NEPHEW TERRY to UNCLE PAT: (As Terry is now joining them at the supper table and is saying to him in a kind tone of voice): "Hi, Uncle Pat!"

UNCLE PAT to HIS NEPHEW: (As Uncle Pat is looking at Terry with a serious look on his face as he is now acknowledging him back in a polite tone of voice): "Hiya, Terry!"

MR. TERRY KELLY to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Terry is now seated at the supper table and is saying to him politely): "Hello, Chuck!"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to TERRY KELLY: (As Chuck is looking at him with a happy and polite look as he is saying to him in a polite voice): "Hiya, Bud!"

NEPHEW TERRY to UNCLE PAT: (As Terry is bending forwards to him with a sad look on his face as he is saying to him in a low tone of voice so his mother will not hear him): "Hey, I lost my job at the store today!"

UNCLE PAT to NEPHEW TERRY: (As Uncle Pat has a devilish look on his face as he is saying to him in sort of mean and yet mischievous voice): "That's great!"

NEPHEW TERRY to UNCLE PAT: (As Terry now has a sheepish look on his face as he is saying to his Uncle in a perplexed and sheepish but yet some what agreeable voice at first without thinking, then he now realizes what his Uncle had said as Terry now changes his mischievous voice to that of madness): "That's great, what?"

UNCLE PAT to NEPHEW TERRY: (As Uncle Pat is sitting there enjoying a biscuit as he is now mischievously springing the news at the last minute to Terry): "I got a better one for ya, you're fightin' tonight!"

NEPHEW TERRY to UNCLE PAT: (As Terry is looking at his Uncle in glee as he is saying to him in a gleeful whisper): "Yeah, who?"

UNCLE PAT to NEPHEW TERRY: (As Uncle Pat is looking at his Nephew mischievously as he is telling him who he is going to fight in a low and devilish and slightly gleeful voice): "Madigan's Boy!"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to MR. TERRY KELLY: (As Mr. Brenner is now looking at the perplexed Terry as he is now reminding him who Madigan's Boy is in a really devilish state and low tone of voice): "The guy you whipped over in Hobokin!"

MR. TERRY {NEPHEW} KELLY to MR. CHUCK BRENNER, and UNCLE PAT: (As Terry is now grining from ear to ear in pride as he is saying to the two of them in a low and really happy tone of voice): "Oh, say, that's swell!"

NEPHEW TERRY to UNCLE PAT: (As Terry is now looking at his Uncle with a worried look on his face as he is saying to him in a low and worried voice): "What is Ma finds out?"

UNCLE PAT to NEPHEW TERRY: (As Uncle Pat is looking at him with a mischievous look and is using a mischievous voice): "She can't, I've got you fighting under the name of 'SPIDER LOUIS,' ssssssh, ssssssh, ssssssh, ssssssh, her she comes!"

We now see Mrs. Mary Kelly approaching the supper table with a tray of bowls of chicken noodle soup as the three of them are now sitting there playing dumb.

BROTHER PAT to SISTER MARY: (As Brother Pat is looking at her with a devilish grin as he is asking her in a really devilish and mischievous tone of voice as he is mischievously rubbing his hands through his hair): "Say, Mary, you wouldn't mind if we took Terry to the fights tonight, would you?"

SISTER MARY to BROTHER PATRICK: (As she is now setting down the bowls of soup as she is looking at her Brother with an ugly look as she is saying to him in a mad tone of voice): "I certainly would, have you forgottin' that you invited Father Donovan up here this evening? He can't run out on the Father!"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As Mr. Brenner is looking at her mischievously as he is starting to say to her in a mischievous voice as he is now experiencing a brief "SENIOUR MOMENT" as he is starting to say to her and is almost letting 'THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG,' in a serious voice): "But he can't stay in, because he's gotta...... 'ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh,'"

Here we see Uncle Pat Patrick stomping Mr. Brenner's foot hard to shup him up about telling Mary about Terry fighting tonight.

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As he is looking at her with a happy but yet devilish and painful look as he is saying to her in a voice of wonderment): "He's gotta stay in!"

We now see Mrs. Mary Kelly exiting back to the kitchen quarters as we see Mr. Brenner sitting there with a really hurtful look on his face as Terry has a sad look on his face as Uncle Patrick has a blank and mad look on his face.

UNCLE PAT to NEPHEW TERRY: (As Uncle Pat is looking at his Nephew in a worried and slightly mad way as he is saying to him in a low and quiet tone of voice): "Sufferin' snake, the fight goes on in two hours!"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to UNCLE PAT PATRICK and MR. TERRY KELLY: (As Mr. Brenner is now happily slurping his soup and crunching loudly on stalks of celery with a dazed look on his face as he is now saying to the two of them in a low and worried tone of voice): "Somethins' gotta be done!"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Uncle Patrick has a worried look on his face as he is saying to him in a low and worried voice): "Yeah!"

We now see both Terry and Chuck sitting there with really hurtful looks on their faces as we see Uncle Patrick sitting there with his chin in his right hand and a look of thinking on his face.

UNCLE PAT to NEPHEW TERRY: (As a 'light bulb' has now gone off in Uncle Patrick's coconut as he is leaning close to Terry and is whispering to him in a low and really mischievous tone of voice): "I've got it, I'll call and say I'm Father Donovan, and I'll say that I have sprang my ankle and I cannot come over tonight!"

NEPHEW TERRY to UNCLE PAT: (As Terry is looking at his Uncle with a really happy look on his face as he is saying to him in a really happy and upbeat voice): "Hey, that's a swell idea!"

UNCLE PAT to NEPHEW TERRY: (As Terry is now in the process of eating his soup as Uncle Pat is now reaching over and is taking it away from him as he is now saying to the very perplexed Terry): "Wait a minute, lay oof that kid, you can't fight on a full stomach. I've gotta ditch this some place!"

We now see Terry sitting at the table with a really perplexed look on his face as Chuck is also has a perplexed look on his face as he is still happily chowing down on stalks of celery. Uncle Patrick is now holding Terry's bowl of soup as he is looking to his left then his right to see that Mary is not looking as he is now sneaking over to an open window and is not paying attention where he is tossing the soup as Uncle Pat has now hit a Law Enforcement Official with the chicken soup.

LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIAL: (As he is standing beneath the window covered in chicken noodle soup as he is looking around himself in a really mad state as he is shouting in loud and mad voice): "Hey, who threw that, who threw it?"

We now see Uncle Pat Patric standing there holding the empty soup dish as he now has a petrified look of fear and panic on his face as he has now noticed that he just tossed the soup on the Law Enforcement Official. We now see the panicking Uncle Pat handing Terry his empty soup dish as he is now making a panicking dash for the door and freedom.

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Uncle Patrick is now at the door and is saying to Chuck in a panicking tone of voice as Uncle Pat is now putting on his hat): "Come on, Chuck!"

SISTER MARY to BROTHER PAT: (As she is now in the dining room quarters with a worried look on her face as she is seeing Brother Pat starting to leave as she is asking him in a questionable tone of voice): "Where are you going?"

BROTHER PAT to SISTER MARY: (As he is looking at her with an apologetic look as he is now coming up with a quick excuse as he is saying to her in a very apologetic voice): "I'm sorry Mary, I got a business date and I have to run!"

SISTER MARY to BROTHER PAT: (As she is looking at her Brother with a sad look on her face as she is saying to him in a sad tone of voice): "Ooooooh, that's too bad!"

We now see Uncle Pat Patrick exiting with a really mischievous look on his face as Mr. Chuck Brenner is sitting at the table with a really scared look on his face as Terry is sitting there with a look of wonderment on his face as Mr. Kelly is standing by Terry with a dazed look on her face.

SISTER MARY to BROTHER PAT: (As she is now looking at him with a serious look on her face as she is now stopping him to ask a favour of him): "Aaaaaah, Pat!"

BROTHER PAT to SISTER MARY: (As he is now standing there with a devilish look on his face as he is saying to her in a serious voice): "Yes!?"

SISTER MARY to BROTHER PAT: (As she is now handing some buckaroonies as she is asking him in a polite tone of voice): "Enh, here's fifty dollars for the rent. Will you drop it off at Casey's Pawn Shoppe for me? I, I, should of paid it yesterday!"

MRS. CHUCK BRENNER to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As he now has a devious look on his face as he is volunteering to do it as he is now reaching for the fifty dollars and is saying to her in a slightly scared voice): "I'll do it!"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Uncle Patrick is slapping down Chuck's hand with an evil look on his face as he is saying to him an evil tone of voice): "Go on!"

BROTHER PAT to SISTER MARY: (As he is looking at her with a carrying look on his face as he is saying to her in a carrying voice): "I'll be glad to do it Mary!"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Uncle Patrick has now slugged Chuck hard in the rib cage and is saying to him a really mean tone of voice): "Come on, Chuck!"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As Mr. Brenner is shouting to him in a really mad voice as he has a really mad and wicked look on his face): "All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right!"

We are now seeing Mary and Terry seeing Uncle Pat out as Mr. Brenner is now buttoning his suit jacket pocket and has absent-mindedly buttoned the table covering into his suit jacket as he is not aware of it and is now getting up to exit as he has now spilled and broken her entire set of china ware.

We now see Mrs. Kelly with a horrified look of fear and panic on her face as she has now noticed the broken china ware.

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to MRS. MARY KELLY, TERRY KELLY, and UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As he is looking at them with a look of dumbness on his face as he is saying to them a dumb sounding tone of voice): "Ain't that a coincidence?"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Uncle Patrick now has a really wicked look on his face as he is now grabbing Chuck's arm in a wicked state as he is saying to him in an evil voice): "Yeah, coincidence, coincidence, come on, come on!"

We are now seeing Uncle Patrick exiting in a really mad state as Mr. Brenner is also exiting at a fast pace as he is not paying attention to where he is going is now smashing right into the entrance door.

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Uncle Patrick is now wickedly dragging Mr. Brenner out of the Kelly's flat is saying to him in a really wicked voice): "Where are you going? Get out here!"

We are seeing Terry brooming up the broken china ware as Mrs. Kelly is now putting the table covering and centre-piece back on her table.

As Terry has now gone into the kitchen quarters with a dush dish full of broken china ware and Mrs. Kelly has now finished fixing her table we now hear the ringing of their telephone as Mrs. Mary Kelly is now walking over to answer it.

MRS. MARY KELLY to the TELEPHONE: (As she has a serious look on her face as she is using a serious and slightly Irish accented voice): "Hello?"

We are now on the callers side of the telephone as we now see Uncle Pat Patrick holding the telephone receiver with a really mischievous look on his face as Mr. Brenner is standing there laughing hysterically quietly as Uncle Patrick is now in the process of playing his devilish prank of pretending that he is Father Donovan to be able to get his Nephew Terry to the fight.

{FAKE} FATHER DONOVAN to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As he is saying to her in a serious; and really poor Irish accent and with a mischievous look on his face): "Hello, this is Father Donovan!"

MRS. MARY KELLY to the {FAKE} FATHER DONOVAN: (As she is thinking that she is conversing with the real Father Donovan as she is using a polite tone of voice and has a polite smile on her face): "Oh, hello, Father Donovan!"

{FAKE} FATHER DONOVAN to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As he has a full blown look of mischief on his face as he is saying to her in a sad and slightly mischievous voice): "I'm awful sorry, but I won't be able to come over, I sprank me ankle!"

MRS. MARY KELLY to the {FAKE} FATHER DONOVAN: (As she still thinks it is the real Father Donovan has a sad look on her face as she is using a sad tone of voice): "Ooooooh, tis sorry I am to hear that."

We are now hearing a rapping on her door as she is still on the telephone with "FATHER DONOVAN?"

MRS. MARY KELLY to the {FAKE} FATHER DONOVAN: (As she is saying to him in a polite tone of voice as she is now setting down her telephone receiver): "Oh, hold the line, a minute, Father!"

We are now in the process of all hell breaking loose. Mrs. Kelly is now in the process of answering her door, and yes, 'YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE', we all know that it is the 'REAL FATHER DONOVAN,' at the door.

MRS. MARY KELLY to the {REAL} FATHER DONOVAN: (As she is now greeting him warmly as they are now shaking hands and looking at one another very politely): "Well, good evening Father Donovan!"

{REAL} FATHER DONOVAN to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As he is still shaking her hand with a happy look on her face as he is saying to her in a friendly and really polite voice): "Good evening, Mrs. Kelly."

MRS. KELLY to the {REAL} FATHER DONOVAN: (As she is now offering him a chair to sit in with a happy look on her face as she is using a kind tone of voice): "Just make yourself right at home!"

FATHER DONOVAN to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As he is looking at her politely and is saying to her in a polite voice): "Thank-you!"

We are now seeing a 'light bulb' going off in Mrs. Kelly's coconut as she is now trying to figure out what in the world is going on as she now has the 'REAL' FATHER DONOVAN standing in her living room quarters and 'ANOTHER FATHER DONOVAN' on her telephone line.

MRS. MARY KELLY to the {REAL} FATHER DONOVAN: (As she is now thoroughly confused at what in the world is now taking place as she is looking at him with a confused look on her face as she is saying to him in a really confused voice): "Enha, enha, enha, enha, well the Saint's be praised, you know that I am talking to you on the telephone, and here I am talking to you here, it's a miracle!"

{REAL} FATHER DONOVAN to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As he is now in the process of answering the telephone in a dazed state as he is saying to the totally confused Mrs. Kelly): "Well, I don't understand!?"

{REAL} FATHER DONOVAN to the {FAKE} FATHER DONOVAN: (As the Real Father Donovan is now thoroughly confused as he is asking the 'OTHER FATHER DONOVAN' in a confused voice): "Hello, who is this?"

We are now seeing the 'FAKE FATHER DONOVAN' standing there talking on the telephone with a really devious look on his face as Mr. Chuck Brenner is standing at his side with a really mischievous grin on his face and laughing quietly.

{FAKE} FATHER DONOVAN to the {REAL} FATHER DONOVAN: (As the FAKE FATHER DONOVAN at the time being does not know that he is talking to the REAL FATHER DONOVAN as he is saying to him in a mischievous voice): "This is Father Donovan!"

{FAKE} FATHER DONOVAN to the {REAL} FATHER DONOVAN: (As the imposter is now aking the Real Father in a mischievous voice): "Who is this?"

We are now back on the REAL FATHER DONOVAN and Mrs. Mary Kelly as the two of them are now totally dazed out at what is going on with the telephone conversation.

{REAL} FATHER DONOVAN to the {FAKE} FATHER DONOVAN: (As he is now mad to the enth-degree as he is saying to him in a really mad tone of voice): "Why, this is, 'FATHER DONOVAN'!"

We are now back on Uncle Pat Patrick who has a really scared look on his face as he is saying 'braaaaaaffff, braaaaaaffff, braaaaaaffff, braaaaaaffff,' in a total state of panic as Mr. Chuck Brenner is looking at him in a thorough confused state.

{FAKE} FATHER DONOVAN to the {REAL} FATHER DONOVAN: (As he is now quickly and panickingly getting ready to hang up the telephone is now saying to him in a really scared tone of voice as he has now found out he was conversing with the 'REAL' FATHER DONOVAN): "Wrong, number!"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As both of them now have looks of confusion on their faces as Uncle Patrick is now saying to Mr. Brenner in a really scared tone of voice): "The Father's there, we're sunk!"

We are now seeing Uncle Pat Patrick chewing on his finger nails as he is trying to think of a way to get his Nephew Terry down to the fight ring on time as Chuck is now once again chomping down on some more petrified gumballs as he is also in the process of trying to figure out a way of getting Terry to the fight arena.

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Uncle Patrick in now rubbing out his ear from the loud crunching of Mr. Brenner's petrified gumballs and has a mean look on his face.

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Uncle Pat Patrick is now thoroughly mad as he is shouting to him in a really mad tone of voice): "Will you stop crunchin', do a little thinking!"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As Mr. Brenner is now standing there with a sheepish look on his face as he is still crunching his petrified gumballs is now saying to him in a really mischievous voice): "I'm trying to think, but nothing happens!"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Uncle Pat Patrick is now looking at him with a mad look and is saying to him in a wicked tone of voice): "As usual!"

We are now back in the Kelly's flat as we are now seeing Father Donovan and Mrs. Mary Kelly still standing there dazed out about the really absured telephone conversation.

FATHER DONOVAN to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As Father Donovan has now hung up the telephone receiver and is laughing hysterically as he is now saying to the happily smiling Mrs. Kelly): "Hunha, hunha, hunha, hunha, hunha, hunha, it was some jokester to be sure!"

TERRY KELLY to MOTHER KELLY: (As he is now running out from the kitchen quarters into the living room quarters in a gleeful state as he is starting to say): "Say, Ma!?"

We are now seeing Terry coming to an abrupt haul and has now turned his gleeful look to that of a scared and panicked look as he is now noticing Father Donovan standing there by his mother. Terry is now folding his hands in form of praying as he is saying in a scared voice, 'ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh,!

FATHER DONOVAN to TERRY KELLY: (As Father Donovan is standing there looking at Terry Kelly with a really carrying look on his face as he is saying to him in a kind and friendly tone of voice): "Why, Terry, my boy, you're as pale as if you'd seen a ghost!"

MR. TERRY KELLY to FATHER DONOVAN: (As Terry is standing there with a scared look on his face as he is saying to him in a panicking and slightly stammering voice): "I have, unha, unha, unha, I mean, I, aaaaaah, ooooooh, I've got a stomach ache!"

MOTHER KELLY to TERRY KELLY: (As she is looking at him with a mad look on her face as she is saying to him in a really mad tone of voice): "Well, a small wonder it tis, gulpping down your soup like a starving hyena. Get to be with ya, and I'll bring you some castoral oil!"

TERRY KELLY to MOTHER KELLY: (As he is now starting to high tail off to his bed room quarters and is now realizing what she has said as he is starting to agree with her): "Yeah, ma, you bring me some......' {Now he is realizing what she stated as he now has a panicking look on his face and is disagreeing with her now}. "Oh, no ma, ooooooh, I ain't that sick. I, I, feel better all ready!"

MR. TERRY KELLY to FATHER DONOVAN: (As Terry is now going to his bed room quarters in a state of panic as he is saying to him in a really panicking tone of voice): "Hunha, I'll see you again, Father!"

MRS. MARY KELLY to FATHER DONOVAN: (As she is saying to him in a mad tone of voice as she has a mad look on her face): "That boy, gulpped his soup down in two seconds, and would not eat another thing!"

We are now in the bed room quarters of Terry Kelly as he is now cleverly coming up with his own 'PLAN B' to be able to get himself to the fights on time as he is now tucking a dummy of himself in his bed as he is now gabbing his duffle case with his boxing clothes in it as he is now quietly exiting out of his bed room quarters window.

We are now back in the living quarters as we are now seeing Father Donovan looking at Mrs. Kelly with a mischievous look on his face as she is now looking at him with sweet and carrying look on his face.

FATHER DONOVAN to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As he is now taking out a couple pieces of paper from his jacket pocket as he is looking at her with a kind look and is saying to her in a sad and low tone of voice): "It's too bad, Terry's under the weather, one of the boys of my Parish sent me two tickets for the fights. And I was going to take Terry with me."

MRS. MARY KELLY to FATHER DONOVAN: (As she is standing there looking at him with a look of wonderment on her face as she is saying to him in a devilish tone of voice as she is slightly dropping a hint that she would like to attend the fights with him): "Well, it seems like everybody's going there tonight!"

FATHER DONOVAN to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As he is looking at her with a carrying look as he is saying to her in a really happy voice): "That's right, then there's no reason why you and I shouldn't go too!"

MRS. MARY KELLY to FATHER DONOVAN: (As she now has a slightly embarrassed look on her face as she is saying to him in a polite and declining tone of voice): "Ooooooh, Father!"

FATHER DONOVAN to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As he is now totally excited about taking her to the fights is saying to her in a really happy tone of voice as he is now happily pushing her away to get ready for the fights): "Ooooooh, go along with you now, go along with you now, and get your hat and coat!"

MRS. MARY KELLY to FATHER DONOVAN: (As she is now excited about going to the fights with him is now saying to him in a really happy and excited voice as she has a really happy look on her face): "Oh, wait, all right, all right!"

We now see Mrs. Mary Kelly taking off her apron quickly as she is now in the process of getting her hat and coat to go to the fights with Father Donovan.

FATHER DONOVAN to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As he now has a really happy look on his face as he is saying to her in a gleeful voice): "You know the Street Car service is very bad here!"

We now see Mrs. Mary Kelly all excited like a giddy school girl doing on her first date as she is now quickly getting her hat and coat.

MRS. MARY KELLY to FATHER DONOVAN: (As she is now excited about going to the fights as she has a really gleeful look on her face and is saying to him in a really joyful voice): "Ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, that's it, that's very fine!"

FATHER DONOVAN to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As he is now in a really happy and gleeful mood as he is saying to her in a really happy and upbeat voice as he is now politely helping her with her coat): "Oh, there you are, let me help you with your coat!"

MRS. MARY KELLY to FATHER DONOVAN: (As she is now so excited to the enth-degree as she has a really happy smile on her face as she is saying to him in a gleeful voice as he is in the process of helping her with her coat): "And, thank-you so much!"

FATHER DONOVAN to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As he is standing there in a gleeful mood as he is really happy to take her to the fights as he is saying to her in a really happy and upbeat voice): "There you are, now we'll make it in fine time!"

We are see Mrs. Mary Kelly so flustered about going to the fights with Father Donovan that she has now mistakenly put on his hat as she has now handed him hers as she has now embarrassingly realized what she had done.

MRS. MARY KELLY to FATHER DONOVAN: (As she is now really excited about going as she has a gleeful and truely thankful look on her face as she is saying to him in a happy and yet slightly embarrassed voice about the hat mistake): "Ooooooh, ooooooh, what, well ain't I silly, well, there you are, ooooooh, ooooooh."

We now see both Mrs. Mary Kelly and Father Donovan laughing hysterically about the hat mix-up.

FATHER DONOVAN to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As he is standing there with a really happy look as he is saying to her in a happy and slightly laughing voice): "Haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, well now, you are excited!"

MRS. MARY KELLY to FATHER DONOVAN: (As she is totally flustered out to the enth-degree as she is now running around like a chicken with his head cut off as she is saying to him in a really happy and slightly stammering and excited voice): "Aaaaaah, aaaaaah, aaaaaah, aaaaaah, I-I-I-I am not excited, come on, now, let's get going!"

FATHER DONOVAN to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As he is standing there laughing joyfully as he has a happy look on his face about how happy and excited she is about going to the fights is saying to her in a really gleeful voice): "Come on, let's go, let's get going!"

MRS. MARY KELLY to FATHER DONOVAN: (As she is thoroughly excited about the fights as we see the two of them exiting her flat in a state of glee): "I was never so excited. I love the fights, thank-you for inviting me!"

Well here it is, the big event of the night. The fight against the returning Champion 'KID CHARLIE BENSON', and the up coming new comer, 'SPIDER LOUIS'. We are at the fully packed arena where we are now seeing and hearing the crowd yelling loudly in excitement as we are now in the ring with the two fight managers, Mr. Madigan, and Uncle Pat Patrick giving their perspective fighters last minute boxing tips.

RING ANNOUNCER to THE CROWD: (As he is standing in the middle of the ring dressed in a business style suit and tie as he is raising his arms to calm down the wildly excited audience as he is saying to them in a really loud and professional tone of voice): "Ladies and Genglemen, in this corner we have a new-comer at a hundred and sixty pounds, 'SPIDER LOUIS'."

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to SPIDER LOUIS: (As Mr. Brenner and Uncle Pat Patrick are now helping him up with looks of glee on their faces as Spider Louis is now clasping his gloves together and is acknowledging himself to the crowd): "That' you kid, give them a hand!"

We now hear the crowd wildly cheering him on.

We are now getting a close-up on Miss Kitty Benson as she has a bug-eyed look of fear and wonderment as she is now finding out her Sweetheart, Terry Kelly is also a fighter.

RING ANNOUNCER to THE CROWD: (As he is now pointing to the East Corner of the fight ring as he is saying to them in a loud and professional voice): "And, in this corner, at a hundred and sixty-five, 'Kid Charlie Benson'!"

Here we hear the crowd jeering loudly as 'Kid Charlie Benson,' is now standing up and taking his bows.

We are now getting a close-up on Uncle Pat Patrick and Spider Louis as Uncle Patrick is now reassuring Spider Louis that everything's going to be all right as Spider Louis is sitting there with a really hurt and perplexed look on his face.

SPIDER LOUIS; {NEPHEW TERRY} to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As Spider Louis; Terry is now realizing who he is about to fight against has a really hurtful look on his face as he is saying to Uncle Patrick in a really hurtful and concerned tone of voice): "Hey, did you hear what he said? "That's Charlie Benson, why his sister is Kitty Benson, my girl!"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to SPIDER LOUIS: (As Uncle Patrick is looking at him with a wicked look on his face as he is saying to him in a low and evil voice): "So what, you can lick him easy!"

SPIDER LOUIS to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As Spider Louis is now having a some what change of mind about fighting due to the fact that the 'Love Bug' has bitten him is saying to him in a scared tone of voice and with a scared look on his face): "Well, I ain't gonna lick him, I ain't even gonna fight him!"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to SPIDER LOUIS: (As Uncle Pat Patrick is looking at him with a really perplexed look on his face as he is saying to him a worried and questionable tone of voice): "Well, that's so...... what?"

{IN LOVE} SPIDER LOUIS to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As Spider Louis is looking at him with a really hurtful look on his face as he is saying to him in a really worried ton of voice): "Well, no, if I lick him, I'd loose my girl!"

REFEREE to SPIDER LOUIS: (As the Referee is now shouting wickedly at him as Uncle Patrick is now dragging the un-wanting to fight Spider Louis to meet his appoinent): "Come on!"

SPIDER LOUIS to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As he now has a really hurtful look on his face as he is now struggling not to fight due to love is shouting to Uncle Pat in a really hurtufl tone of voice): "But, I'm not gonna fight!"

REFEREE to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As Mr. Madigan is looking at Uncle Patrick with a really wicked look as he is shouting to him in a really wicked voice): "What's, that!?"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to THE REFEREE: (As Uncle Patrick is looking at him with a scared look on his face as he is saying to him in a panicking voice): "He's only kiddin'!"

REFEREE to SPIDER LOUIS and KID CHARLIE BENSON: (As he is looking at them with an evil look on his face as he isaying to them with a wicked tone of voice): "Hunh, all right, now go to your corners, come in fighting."

SPIDER LOUIS to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As Uncle Patrick is now taking the very reluctant Spider Louis back to his corner to get ready to fight as Spider Louis is saying to him in a really worried tone of voice): "Oh, but, Uncle Pat, I-I-I-I-I-I......"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to SPIDER LOUIS: (As Uncle Patrick is now calming him down and is saying to him in a reassuring tone of voice): "Come on, come on!"

We are now getting a close-up on Mr. Chuck Brenner as he has a really wicked look on his face as his eyes ar bugging out in evilness as he is now coming up with a really 'Lame-Brain' idea as he is removing a gum wad from his mouth as he is now mischievously approaching 'Kid Charlie Benson'.

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to KID CHARLIE BENSON: (As Mr. Brenner is now approaching him in a really wicked state as he is now sticking his chawed gum wad on his boxing glove as he is saying to him in a really devious tone of voice): "No hard feelings, hunh!?"

KID CHARLIE BENSON to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As 'Kid Charlie Benson' for the moment knows nothing about the gum on his glove is now looking at Mr. Brenner with a mischievous look on his face as he is saying to him in a mischievous tone of voice): "Nawh, sure, forget about it!"

SPIDER LOUIS to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As Spider Louis is so smitten by love he is refusing to fight as Spider Louis is looking at Uncle Pat Patrick with a really hurtful look on his face as he is saying to him in a really sad tone of voice): "I just won't do it, Uncle Pat!"

We now hear the starting whistle blow!

MR. MADIGAN to KID CHARLIE BENSON: (As Mr. Madigan is now giving Kid Benson one last minute boxing tip is saying to him in a low and serious tone of voice as Kid Benson is now sitting there with a wicked look on his face): "Now, use your head, don't mix with boxing, look out for the right!"

We are now hearing the starter bell ring as the two boxers are now approaching centre ring.

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to SPIDER LOUIS: (As Uncle Patrick is now shoving Spider Louis out in the ring is saying to him in a mean tone of voice and with a mean look on his face): "Go on out there and fight!"

We are now seeing Spider Louis and Kid Charlie Benson out in the ring fighting as the crowd is now cheering loudly.

We are now on Mr. Chuck Brenner who has a mischievous look on his face and Uncle Pat Patrick who has a mischievous but yet seriou look on his face as he is now in the process of emptying out a pail.

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As Mr. Brenner now has a really devious look on his face as he is saying to him in a mischievou tone of voice): "Hey, Pat, we ain't got nothing to worry about. I smeared chewin' gum all over Kid Benson's glove!"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Uncle Patrick is now looking at him with a mean look on his face as he is whispering to him in a low and mad tone of voice): "G-U-M!?"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As he is standing there knocking his fists together like boxing gloves as he has a really happy and mischievous voice and with a really happy and proud look on his face): "Yeah, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, every time he knocks his gloves together like that, it will smear all over him and set him crazy, the kid will knock himself coo-koo, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa!"

We are now seeing the results of the 'Half-Brother To A Weasel's' gum wad trick in effect as Kid Charlie Benson is now giving Spider Louis several good hard right punches to his face as he is smearing the chawed gum all over his face causing Spider Louis to not be able to see what he is doing and able to fight back as Mr. Brenner is standing there with a really scared look on his face. The gum covered glove of Kid Charlie Benson has now caused Spider Louis to loose all his senses as he is falling to the fight arena floor totally knocked out cold.

We are now seeing one of the referees kneeling over the totally knocked over Spider Louis.

REFEREE to SPIDER LOUIS: (As he is pointing a finger at him and is saying to him in a loud and mad voice): "One-Two-Three-Four-Five-Six-Seven
Eight-Nine......"

All the while that the referee was counting over Spider Louis we were hearing the crowd jeering and hissing loudly in negativeness to Kid Charlie Benson.

We are now getting a glimpse on the Bell Ringer as he has his mallet poised to ring the bell at the count of ten as Mr. Brenner is now tossing one of his petrified bumballs at the bell causing it to ring. The Bell Ringer is now settling back in his chair as he has for a split second closed his eyes in relaxation. But then he now opens them and is starring wide-eyed at the bell wondering how it went off when he didn't ring it. The Bell Ringer has now looked to his left and then his right but he could not see who set the bell off.

We are now on Uncle Pat Patrick, Mr. Chuck Brenner, and the badly knocked out Spider Louis as Uncle Patrick and Mr. Brenner are now in the process of reviving Spider Louis and removing the gum from his face.

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Uncle Patrick is now looking at him with a really wicked look on his face as he is saying to him in a low and really wicked tone of voice): "I outta crush your skull, you and your ideas!"

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As Chuck has now removed some gum from Spider Louis' face with a hurtful look on his face as he is saying to him in an apologetic voice in his own defense): "Well, I didn't know it would do that!"

We now see Uncle Patrick sponging dow Spider Louis to help him regain his stamina back.

We are now on the crowd as we see them with looks of awe and evilness on their faces. We are now seeing Mrs. Mary Kelly and Father Donovan arriving a tad late to the fights as they are now sitting down and getting ready to watch.

FATHER DONOVAN to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As he is looking at her with a happy look on his face as he is saying to her in a gleeful tone of voice): "Well, we're just in time, aren't we?"

UNCLE PAT to NEPHEW TERRY; {SPIDER LOUIS}: (As Uncle Patrick is now finishing washing the gum off of his kisser and is saying to him in a really mean tone of voice): "Listen, Terry, if you don't lick that guy, you're through as a fighter!"

SPIDER LOUIS; {NEPHEW TERR} to UNCLE PAT: (As Spider; Terry is looking at him with a really sad look on his face as he is saying to him in a really sad and love smitten voice): "Ooooooh, I can't double-cross Kitty, and the fellas at the store, they all bet on him!"

UNCLE PAT to SPIDER LOUIS; {NEPHEW TERRY}: (As he is looking at him with a carrying look on his face as he is saying to him in a mean tone of voice): "Yeah, but you'd double-cross your mother, hunh!?"

NEPHEW TERRY; {SPIDER LOUIS} to UNCLE PAT: (As he is now looking at him with a perplexed look on his face as he is asking him in a worried and questionable voice): "W-H-A-T!?"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to SPIDER LOUIS; {NEPHEW TERRY}: (As he is looking at him with a worried look as he is saying to him in a worried and panicking tone of voice): "I bet her rent money, knowing that you could win, now if you loose it's out in the street for her!"

NEPHEW TERRY; {SPIDER LOUIS} to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As he has a really sad look on his face as he is saying to him in a really disgusted tone of voice): "Ooooooh, gosh, Uncle Pat, that's terrible, I can't let Ma down!"

UNCLE PAT to {NEPHEW TERRY} SPIDER LOUIS: (As Uncle Patrick is now giving him one las rub down and is saying to him in a positive tone of voice): "That's the spirit, that's the spirit!"

MRS. MARY KELLY to FATHER DONOVAN: (As we are now seeing them as she is looking at him with a dazed look on her face as she is saying to him in a really quizzical tone of voice): "If I didn't know that Terry was home in bed, I'd swear that was him in the ring!"

We are now hearing the bell ring for round two as Spider Louis is now coming out in the ring in a fighting attitude as he has now learned that his mother's flat is now at stake.

We are now seeing Spider Louis and Kid Charlie Benson out on the ring giving one another evil looks as they are now applying wicked jabs at each other as the crowd is now loudly cheering Spider Louis onto victory as they are also booing and jeering at Kid Charlie Benson.

MRS. MARY KELLY to FATHER DONOVAN: (As she now has a really evil look on her face as she is saying to him in a really mad tone of voice as she has now noticed that it is Terry in the ring as she is now rolling up her coat sleeves and is spitting on her hands in madness): "It 'tis Terry, I tell you it 'tis, haaaa, haaaa, this is some of his Uncle Patrick's work, the no good blatter-gutter snipe, wait until I get my hands on him!"

FATHER DONOVAN to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As he is now grabbing her and trying to calm her down with a worried look on his face as he is saying to her in a soothing tone of voice): "Now, now, now, now, now, now, Mrs. Kelly we don't get excited, sit down, keep calm now, keep calm!"

We are now back in the ring where we are seeing Spider Louis in a fit of outrage as he is now knocking the living daylights out of Kid Charlie Benson.

We now see Mr. Chuck Benson who now has chawed gum all over his hands as he is now trying to remove it in a state of madness. Uncle Pat Patrick is standing next to him with a really devious and happy look on his face as he is now smoking a stub of a stogie. We now see Mr. Chuck Brenner freeing one of his gum stuck hands as he has now hit Uncle Pat Patrick in the kisser and has now broken his stogie. Uncle Pat Patrick has now given him an evil look as he still has the busted stogie in his mouth.

We are now back in the ring where we see the two boxers wicked throwing jabs at one another as Kid Charlie Benson is now slightly in the lead as he has now applied several wicked right jabs at Spider Louis as Spider Louis is now becoming slightly weak and and loosing his balance a tad.

MOTHER KELLY to SON TERRY; {SPIDER LOUIS}: (As she has now calmed down and has gotten into the spirit of the fight as she is now using hier fists like boxing gloves as she has a mean look on her face as she is shouting at him in a loud and encouraging voice): "Oh, Terry, what's the matter with ya? If you're gonna be a fighter, fight!"

We are now once again on the two fighters as they are still wickedly jabbing the living stuffings out of one another for the Championship.

KITTY BENSON to {TERRY} SPIDER LOUIS and {BROTHER} KID CHARLIE BENSON: (As she is now also calmed down and is sitting there also using her hands like boxing gloves as she has a worried look on her face as she is yelling to both Charlie and Terry in a loud and encouraging voice): "Come on Terry, sock him, oh, Charlie hit him. Come on Charlie, Terry, Terry, Charlie!"

MRS. MARY KELLY to MISS KITTY BENSON: (As she has now placed a hand on Kitty's shoulder as she is looking at her with a mad look on her face as she is shouting at her in a mad tone of voice): "Say, would you mind making up your mind which one you are for?"

MISS KITTY BENSON to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As Kitty for the moment doesn't know she is sitting next to Terry's mother has a worried look on her face as she is saying to Mrs. Kelly in a confused voice): "Well, I'm, I'm, for both. Charlie is my brother and Terry is my Sweetheart!"

MRS. MARY KELLY to MISS KITTY BENSON: (As Mrs. Kelly is looking at Kitty with a look of wonderment on her face as she is now finding out that Kitty is Terry's sweetheart with a really worried look her face): "W-H-A-T!?"

We are now seeing the two boxers once again wickely taking jabs at one another as Spider Louis has now applied three really quic and wicked right jabs at Kid Charlie Benson as he Kid Benson is now staggering a bit from the hard blows. The crowd is now loudly cheering Spider Louis and loudly jeering Kid Benson.

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to {TERRY KELLY}; SPIDER LOUIS: (As Mr. Brenner is thoroughly wrapped up in the fight is now using his fists as boxing gloves as he is now shouting loudly at him in happiness and encouragement); "Come on Gus, Terry, right over......"

We are now see Mr. Chuck Brenner socking himself hard in the kisser as he is now knocking himself out cold as Uncle Pat Patrick is sitting there smiling gleefully at the fine fighting that Terry-Spider is doing as he has no recolection what-so-ever of Mr. Brenner knocking himself out.

We are now seeing Mrs. Kelly and Father Donovan now getting really wrapped up in the fight as they are now jumping up and down in glee as they are now happily cheering Spider Louis onto victory.

MOTHER KELLY to {SON TERRY}; SPIDER LOUIS: (As she now has a really gleeful look on her face as she is shouting at him in a really excited voice, as Mrs. Kelly in her excited state has now hit the lady ahead of her hard and is crushing her hat down over her eyes): "Aaaaaah, that's it, Lad!"

We are now in the ring where for a moment Kid Benson is now in the lead as he has applied three really wicked left jabs at Spider Louis. Spider Louis has now regained his stature as he is now totally out of control and is applying several really wicked jabs at Kid Charlie Benson as Kid Benson is now becoming weak and is staggering from pain as we are now seeing Spider Louis applying several really evil and demented left jabs at Kid Charlie Benson and Spider Louis is now applying the final evil right jab that is now causing Kid Charlie Benson to go falling to the floor totally knocked out cold. We are now seeing one of the Referees residing over Kid Benson.

REFEREE to KID CHARLIE BENSON: (As the Referee is now standing over the stone cold Kid Charlie Benson as he is saying in a loud voice as he is shaking his finger at him as he is now in the process of the count down): "One-Two-Three-Four-Five-Six-Seven-Eight-Nine-Out!"

We are now seeing Mr. Chuck Brenner coming too just in time to see Spider Louis applying the winning jab to Kid Charlie Benson.

END OF THE SHORT:

We are now closing out "THE GLOVE SLINGERS" where we are seeing one of the Referees dragging Kid Charlie Benson out of the ring as the other Referee is now taking hold of Spider Louis' hand and is now declaring him the winner. The crowd in now out of control as they are hysterically cheering at the Spider Louis Victory as they are now standing up and applauding and cheering in joy.

MRS. MARY KELLY to FATHER DONOVAN: (As she is now jumping up in excited joy as she is slightly hitting him on his shoulder as she is saying to him in a really proud voice): "Aaaaaah, that's, my boy!"

FATHER DONOVAN to MRS. MARY KELLY: (As he is sitting there with a really gleeful look on his face as he is saying to her in a really excited and happy voice): "He did it, that's my boy. Oh, man was that a fight!"

We are now seeing Mr. Chuck Brenner approaching Spider Louis as he is now smiling gleefully and is vigoursly shaking his hand in excitement.

MOTHER MARY to {SON TERRY}; SPIDER LOUIS: (As she is now entering the stage with a really happy look on her face as she is now patting him on his shoulders and is giving him a huge victory kiss as she is saying to him happily): "Aaaaaah, Terry, my boy!"

UNCLE PAT to {NEPHEW TERRY}; SPIDER LOUIS: (As Uncle Patrick is now grabbing hold of Spider, Terry and is spinning him around in circles as Uncle Patrick is now jumping up and down in glee as he is now clapping his hand and is doing a shuffling dance to and fro as he is saying to him in a gleeful tone of voice all in state of excitement): "Oh boy, oh boy, I knew you could do it, you've got it, you're a Champ, you're a Champ, I'm a Champ!"

BROTHER PAT to SISTER MARY: (As Uncle Patrick is totally wrapped up in the excitment of Terry's victory is now grabbing her and spinning her around in excitement as he kissing her and is saying to her in a really excited and gleeful voice): "Mary, Mary, he won, he won!"

NEPHEW TERRY; {SPIDER LOUIS}; to UNCLE PAT: (As Terry is now standing there in a really sad state as he is saying to his Uncle in a sad tone of voice): "Aaaaaah, you mean you won. I just lost my Gal!"

MISS KITTY BENSON to MR. TERRY KELLY: (As she is now happily entering the fight ring in a state of full blown pride as she is saying to him in a happy and really excited tone of voice): "No you didn't, Darling!"

MR. TERRY KELLY to MISS KITTY BENSON: (As Terry is now turning his sadness in happiness as he has now heard her voice and is turning around and shouting to her in a happy and loving voice): "K-I-T-T-Y!"

MISS KITTY BENSON to MR. TERRY KELLY: (As she is now hugging her Sweetheart in both love and victory as she is saying to him in a really happy voice): "Oh, Terry, you were wonderful!"

We are now experencing a real Victory Celebration now as Kitty and Terry are standing there hugging and kissing one another as Mary Kelly is standing there smiling gleefully and clapping her hands in happiness and excitement as Uncle Pat Patrick is running happily into Mr. Chuck Brenner as he is also hugging him and twirling him around in happiness as Mr. Brenner is now getting caught up in the moment as he is hugging Uncle Pat Patrick and is giving him a huge kiss on the top of his head.

MR. TERRY KELLY to MISS KITTY BENSON: (As he is smiling from ear to ear and is now totally happy at wining not only the fight but the love of his life as he is saying to her in a really loving tone of voice): "I thought I lost you!"

UNCLE PAT PATRICK to MR. CHUCK BRENNER: (As Uncle Patrick is jumping up and down and clapping his hands in glee as he is doing his to and fro shuffling dance once again as Uncle Pat is grabbing hold of Mr. Brenner and the two of them are twirling around in circles in glee): "Have we got a Champ? I tell you, we got a Champ!"

SHORT FADE OUT:

"THE GLOVE SLINGERS" fades out where we are now seeing Mr. Brenner with a glob of chawed gum on his right hand and is not knowing about it as he is now patting Uncle Pat Patrick on the top of his head as he is now trying to remove his hand is now noticing the gum as Chuck is now removing a good size portion of Uncle Patricks hair as Uncle Pat is now yelling loudly in pain; 'Yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh!

MR. CHUCK BRENNER to UNCLE PAT PATRICK: (As he is now looking at his gum and hair coated hand with a perplexed look on his face as he is saying to Uncle Patrick in a miscievous and dazed voice): "Oh, what a coincidence!"


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