Topic: Name that classic line!

[Mike Lipincranz]

The wife to her husband at the very beginning of An Ache in Every Stake
 

My toin...
"You're supposed to be a dog—and don't forget it!"
 

I think it is from "From Nurse to Worse" as Moe talks to Curly before going into the Dr.s office...

Try this one:

"You'll find this very comfortable when the cold and clammy wind howls over the morgue like a lost soul."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"You'll find this very comfortable when the cold and clammy wind howls over the morgue like a lost soul."

Charles Knight in The Hot Scots and in stock footage in Scotched in Scotland

My toin again...
"Hot, cold or muddy?"
"Oh, as you wish."
"What's the matter? Too hot?"
"No, too muddy!"

[Dunrobin]

"You'll find this very comfortable when the cold and clammy wind howls over the morgue like a lost soul."

FWIW, Mike, the word in bold, above, should have been moor, not morgue.   

[Mike Lipincranz]

Thanks Commander.....must be the wood nymph in me, my hearing must be going.....

[Dog Hambone]

My toin again...
"Hot, cold or muddy?"
"Oh, as you wish."
"What's the matter? Too hot?"
"No, too muddy!"

Hi, MHG2K. The answer to yours is Larry & Moe in EVEN AS I.O.U..

 

And here we go again:
The winner and still world's champeen, Oscar the dummy!

[Mike Lipincranz]

Charles Knight in The Hot Scots and in stock footage in Scotched in Scotland

My toin again...
"Hot, cold or muddy?"
"Oh, as you wish."
"What's the matter? Too hot?"
"No, too muddy!"

EVEN AS I.O.U...........I know I got this one...Larry & Moe

Let's try this again.....

"Hey Porcupine, how 'bout pressin' my pants?  I wanna look the berries when we get to Hollywood."  

[Shemp_Diesel]

The winner and still world's champeen, Oscar the dummy!

Fright Night

"Hey Porcupine, how 'bout pressin' my pants?  I wanna look the berries when we get to Hollywood." 

Movie Maniacs


"To the fair queen of the fiesta, I dedicate this bull... and I do mean bull."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"To the fair queen of the fiesta, I dedicate this bull... and I do mean bull."

Curly in What's the Matador?

My toin...
"A little heavy on the angora bitters, in fact, I think the goat walked right through it, I'm sure."

[Shemp_Diesel]

Moe from No Census, No Feeling


"Does your car have indigestion? Does it burp in the morning? Try No-Burpoline, the only gasoline containing bicarbonate of soda."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Does your car have indigestion? Does it burp in the morning? Try No-Burpoline, the only gasoline containing bicarbonate of soda."

The radio announcer in Sing a Song of Six Pants

 

My toin...
"If we're discovered, we're lost!"
"You're crazy...if we're discovered, we're found!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Moe & Curly in Back From the Front


"Boy, you got brains like Napoleon."
"Napoleon's dead."
"I know it."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Boy, you got brains like Napoleon."
"Napoleon's dead."
"I know it."

Moe and Larry - No Census, No Feeling

 

My toin...
"Hi Amos!"
"Hi Andy!"
"How's Light'nin'?"
"I don't know, but I think it's gonna strike any minute!"

[Moron4392]

"Hi Amos!"
"Hi Andy!"
"How's Light'nin'?"
"I don't know, but I think it's gonna strike any minute!"
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Hello Sir:

Would that be from Moe; Larry; and Curly, "Some More From Samoa?"

Moron4392

[MrHaroldG2000]

Some More of Samoa indeed. Your toin now.

[Moron4392]

Hello Sir:

Thank-you for your response to my post appreciated it.

Ok:

Would like you to meet my three daughters, "April, May, and June."
Curly:  Humh, the three prettiest months of the year.

Moron4392

[MrHaroldG2000]

That would be from Oily to Bed, Oily to Rise

My toin...
"I beg your pardon!"
"Oh, you don't have to apologize, you can't help it if you're crazy!" 

[Shemp_Diesel]

Ann Doran & Curly from Three Sappy People


"Who's in that can?"
"Just garbage!"

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Who's in that can?"
"Just garbage!"

Cy Schindell and Shemp in Shivering Sherlocks and in stock footage in Of Cash and Hash



My toin...
"Vitamins A, B, C, D, E, F, Gee I like food!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Curly from Matri-Phony


"We graduated with the highest temperatures in our class."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"We graduated with the highest temperatures in our class."

Larry in Men in Black

My toin...
"Is it true that time and space are calculated by the direct ratio of interplanetary magnetism to solar radiation?"

[Shemp_Diesel]

"Is it true that time and space are calculated by the direct ratio of interplanetary magnetism to solar radiation?"

That's one of the college students in Violent Is The Word For Curly


"Don't be a chump, you chump. You can't believe all that stuff, that's a campaign promise."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Don't be a chump, you chump. You can't believe all that stuff, that's a campaign promise."

Moe in Three Dark Horses

My toin...
"Say, you can't get this guy out of Sing Sing!"
"Good - that's just where he belongs!"

[RICO987]

My toin...
"Say, you can't get this guy out of Sing Sing!"
"Good - that's just where he belongs!"

That was Larry and Shemp in Hokus Pokus.

Here is one I hope has not been used:

"Did'jya ever hear of Snow, Snow, Beautiful Snow?" "Why yes, did you write that?" "No, I shoveled it."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Did'jya ever hear of Snow, Snow, Beautiful Snow?" "Why yes, did you write that?" "No, I shoveled it."

Curly & Phyllis Crane in Three Little Pigskins

 

My toin again...
"Oh, a woman! Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!!!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Curly from Horses Collars


"What are you doing?"
"My washing."
"Oh, Lady Godiva eh."