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'FRAIDY CAT (1951)
Featuring Joe Besser (Solo)

"You gave the baby a revolver?" "What, I should give her a knife so she could cut herself?"   (Jim Hawthorne & Joe Besser)
"If you're not nice to me, I'm gonna make you look at television every night." "Oh no Joe, not that, please!"   (Joe Besser & Hawthorne)


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3 DUMB CLUCKS (1937)
Featuring Moe, Larry and Curly

"What are you shakin' about?" "I don't know - I'm in a hurry all over!"   (Moe and Curly)
"Where're you goin'?" "AFTER THE THIN MAN."   (Moe & Curly)
"Speak to me kid, say somethin'. Come on, please say somethin'!" "Somethin'."   (Moe & Curly)
"It's a good thing they got an electric chair in this building, otherwise I'd kill ya!"   (Moe)
"Did you guys ever hear of spring cleaning?" "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if we didn't have to wash all our clothes."   (Moe & Larry)


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4 FOR TEXAS (1963)
Featuring Moe, Larry and Curly Joe

"She reminds me of my Mother." "You never had a mother." "Shame on you!"   (Larry, Moe & Curly Joe)


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A DUCKING THEY DID GO (1939)
Featuring Moe, Larry and Curly

"I'll be back in a quack with a quack, and I do mean quack!"   (Curly)
"You gentlemen ever sold anything?" "Coitainly, anything we could lay our hands on." "The gentleman said 'sold,' not 'stole.'"   (Lynton Brent, Curly & Moe)
"I'll tear your esophagus out!"   (Moe)


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A PLUMBING WE WILL GO (1940)
Featuring Moe, Larry and Curly

"Dis house has sho' gone crazy!"   (Dudley Dickerson)
"Who sez you need brains to be a plumber?"   (Moe)
"Oh... a simple job for simple people."   (Curly)
"Coitainly not, I was in the house." "What house?!" "The dog house... nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!"   (Curly & Eddie Laughton)
"This ain't a house. It's a sieve!"   (Moe)
"Don't tell me!" "This is the safest place." "Shut up, there's no room for an argument in here!"   (Curly, Larry & Moe)


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ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN (1941)
Featuring Moe, Larry and Curly

"We baked you a birthday cake! If you get a tummy-ache, and you moan and groan and woe, don't forget we told you so!"   (Moe, Larry, and Curly)
"I got a poifect score." "No you haven't... you need another strike!" [smack!]   (Curly and Moe)
"What a brain."   (Larry)
"My father died dancing... on the end of a rope."   (Curly)
"Take the gas pipe." ..."Not you! The cake! I'll kill you later... poisonally!"   (Moe)
"We'll die with the heat before those dumb ice men get here. Yesterday they put the ice in the radio."   (Dorothy Vernon)
"How d'ya like that? We forgot to allow for shrinkage."   (Moe)
"Hey, do we know how to cook?" "Do we!" "Do we?"   (Larry, Moe & Curly)
"Ice With Personality --- Coal With Oomph!"   (Ice Wagon Slogan)
"Why don't you get yourself an electric icebox? Does away with all your work, worry, fuss and bother and gives you plenty of fresh food." "Say that again." "Why... rrrowwwff!"   (Curly & Blanche Payson)
"Tell me, is it as warm in the summer as it is in the country, or vice versa?"   (Curly)


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AFRICA SCREAMS (1949)
Featuring Shemp Howard and Joe Besser (Solo)

"Ooohh, my tent's on fire!"   (Joe)


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AIM, FIRE, SCOOT (1952)
Featuring Joe Besser (Solo)

"Suck in that belly!" "Don't expect miracles Sarge."   (Henry Kulky & Joe Besser)
"I'm the boss here, understand?! I'm the boss and you're nuthin'!" "Some job, a boss over nuthin'."   (Henry Kulky & Joe Besser)


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ALL GUMMED UP (1947)
Featuring Moe, Larry and Shemp

"It's tremendous!" It's colossal!" It's putrid!"   (Moe, Larry and Shemp)
"Why'd ya hit me the pestle?" "You're lucky I didn't hit you with the mortar." "Ha Ha Ha! The mortar the merrier!"   (Shemp, Moe & Larry)
"Does marshmallows got pits?" "No, they're empty like your skull."   (Shemp & Moe)
"Reminds me of filet of sole." "... and heel"   (Moe & Shemp)


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ALL THE WORLD'S A STOOGE (1941)
Featuring Moe, Larry and Curly

"Little fly upon the wall, Ain't ya got no clothes at all? Ain't ya got no shimmy shirt? Ain't ya got no petti-skirt? Boo, fly, ain't ya cold?"   (Curly)
"How's your cold?" "Oh, pretty good. But I still don't smell so good." "I'll say."   (Symona Boniface, Curly & Stanley Brown)
"Act your age!" "Nyaah, glugg, eeee, gaaah, ooooow..." [smack!!!]   (Moe & Curly)
"Go ahead Doc... take a chance... whatta you got to lose?"   (Curly)
"Oooh, Mammy!"   (Curly)
"I'm smoking too much?!! ... Say... where are those refugees?"   (Emory Parnell)
[slap!] "I didn't nothin'!" "That's why I slapped you, do somethin'."   (Curly & Moe)
"Boy, you should have been a surveyor!" "Aw, thanks! Bet you tell that to all the interns!"   (Moe & Curly)
"What would Emily Post say?" "Come and get it!"   (Moe & Curly)


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ANTS IN THE PANTRY (1936)
Featuring Moe, Larry and Curly

"Where are those three loafers?" "They're in there, talking politics. I just heard one of them say, 'Let's have a New Deal'."   (Harrison Greene & Hilda Title)
"What school did you go to?" "Oxford." "Well you better go back to high shoes!" [crunch!]   (Moe and Curly)
"Aw boss, give us another chance." "Yeah, be a regular guy."   (Moe and Curly)
"What's that thing for?" "Just in case we meet a bear." "Yeah? Meet my bare hand."   (Moe and Larry)
"What're'ya tryin' to do, kill him?! Save him for me... I'll kill him when he gets out!"   (Moe)
"I can't see, I can't see!" "What's'a'matter!?" "I got my eyes closed." [ploink!]   (Larry, Moe & Curly)
"Whatever happened in 1776?" "What street?" "Skip it."   (Larry & Curly)
"What does he think I am, a rat?" "Yeah, what about it?" "Well, you don't have to tell everybody."   (Curly & Moe)
"You can depend on us, toots!" "Whadda'ya mean gettin' familiar with the dame?... Don't pay any attention to 'im, babe!"   (Curly & Moe)
"Boy, what does this room remind you of?" "The reform school." [whap!]   (Moe & Larry)


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ART TROUBLE (1934)
Featuring Shemp Howard (Solo)

"Why don't I come up and see ya sometime when you're in the nude... I mean mood."   (Shemp Howard)
"I paint men and women." "In oil, on canvas?" "No, I paint 'Men' on one door and 'Women' on the other."   (Shemp & Gertrude Mudge)


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BABY SITTERS JITTERS (1951)
Featuring Moe, Larry and Shemp

"Eureka!" "You don't smell so good, either!"   (Moe & Shemp)
"There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now."   (Shemp)
"You're too much of an ignoramous." "Yeh, and that goes for my whole family too!"   (Moe & Larry)
"If we could only find an adult."   (Shemp)


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BACK FROM THE FRONT (1943)
Featuring Moe, Larry and Curly

"If we're discovered, we're lost!" "You're crazy... if we're discovered, we're FOUND!"   (Moe and Curly)
"Why you, Na-Ratzies!"   (Moe)
"Oh, a hoarder, aay?!" "Well, hoarders is hoarders!"   (Larry & Curly)
"Hey fellas, I can't hear a thing!" "Why not?" "I'm not listenin'!"   (Curly & Larry)
"A whale! Look at the size of that whale! It's a whale of a whale!!"   (Curly)


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BACK TO THE WOODS (1937)
Featuring Moe, Larry and Curly

"Fire at will." "Which one is Will?"   (Moe and Curly)
"Order! Order!" "Order? I'll take a ham sandwich!" "Hold thy tongue!" "Not tongue, ham!"   (Murdock MacQuarrie & Curly)
"Why don't ye looketh where ye swishith?"   (Moe)
"One for all!" "All for one!" "Every man for himself!"   (Larry, Moe & Curly)
"I'll shall bringeth a moose." "And I shall bringeth an elk." "I'll bring a couple'a Oddfellows."   (Moe, Larry & Curly)
"I need not Charity, I'm with the WPA." "WPA?" "Aye... Willing Pilgrims Association."   (Larry & Curly)


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BANK DICK, THE (1940)
Featuring Shemp Howard (Solo)

"Was I in here last night, and did I spend a $20 bill?" "Yeh!" "Oh boy, what a load that is off my mind! I thought I'd lost it."   (W.C. Fields & Shemp)


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BEDLAM IN PARADISE (1955)
Featuring Moe, Larry and Shemp

"Well, that beats the Devil!"   (Phil Van Zandt)
"Dear Uncle Mortimer..."   (Shemp)


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BEER AND PRETZELS (1933)
Featuring Ted Healy and His Stooges

"Here I go with another load."   (Ted Healy)
"He's got five dollars!!!!"   (Curly)
"I heard you tell that girl you were gonna put her name up in electric lights." "Is that what I said? You know, I was thinking of something else."   (Larry & Ted)
"If I'm lying, I hope you drop dead!"   (Ted Healy)


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BEER BARREL POLECATS (1946)
Featuring Moe, Larry and Curly

"Say a few syllables! Utter a few adjectives!"   (Moe)
"Here's my brainchild!" "At last you got a brain... child."   (Curly and Larry)
"We all put the yeast in!"   (Moe, Larry, and Curly)
"I'm gonna get myself a tall, big, beautiful bottle of beer."   (Curly)
"... the crock skidded." "So did your brain!" [clonk!]   (Curly & Moe)


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BIRD IN THE HEAD, A (1946)
Featuring Moe, Larry and Curly

"It's silly to be scared." "Yeah." "Boy! Am I silly!"   (Curly and Moe)
"You won't know the joint when you get back."   (Moe)
"Gentlemen, here are your quarters." "Oh, two bits apiece."   (Vernon Dent & Curly)
"If he's a headhunter, he's huntin' small game."   (Moe)


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