I was gonna start a thread about how celebs always die in 3's. Harmon Killibrew, Randy Savage and who will be next? Then I realized that we are ALL next! The world's coming to and end on Saturday!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Better get your final posts in quick Boys and Girls!
I'm searching madly for newdie pics to post!
I'll still be here, apparently getting a "666" tattoo while awaiting the Jesus/Satan showdown. You're forgetting that only the "true believers" will be raptured.
You're forgetting that only the "true believers" will be raptured.
Just keep in mind that the vast majority of evangelical Christians aren't even listening to this guy.
And here I thought the world was coming to an end on December 22 2012, when the aliens returned to retake the planet. I guess I can't believe everything I hear on the X- Files.That's right. I had forgotten about that! My daughter told me about that date and she totally fucking believes it. [cry]
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Hey Xraffle:
Now it is 6:45 PM EST and like you, I am enjoying the end of the world, since it was a giant hoax.
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Can you believe that Harold Camping spent $140,000 to spread this ridiculous rumor? If this guy is supposedly religious and doing this for religious reasons, how about using the money to feed the hungry people out there instead of trying to put idiotic ideas into people's heads?Amen. Well, now he can start feeding people by making omelets out of all the egg on his face.
I don't understand why people bother figuring out when the world will end. I mean, who cares? It happens when it happens. We're all better off not knowing anyway. And we'll probably be long dead when it does because it may not happen until the year 3000, or 5000, or 10000, etc... So again I say, who cares when the world ends?!!Besides, it says that we won't know when the end will come in the Bible itself, which means a prediction is futile.
Harold Camping finally spoke out. He said he was off by 5 months. Judgment Day will occur in October 2011.Maybe we could combine the Rapture with Halloween? I would love to drift up to Heaven in my Quasimodo costume.
http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/995652--preacher-says-he-was-5-months-off-judgment-day-will-occur-in-october?bn=1
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Harold Camping finally spoke out. He said he was off by 5 months. Judgment Day will occur in October 2011.
http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/995652--preacher-says-he-was-5-months-off-judgment-day-will-occur-in-october?bn=1
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Wasn't there an october date in His first prediction?
Yeah. Those that go to heaven will rise up there on May 21st. Those that will go to hell will stay on earth and will go to hell on October.
This guy needs a good psychiatrist. If anyone can recommend a good one, please do so.
Yeah, that's what I thought He said. So I guess that means that the world will end on June 21 2012 now.
I'm disappointed that I didn't get to see flying Christians today.
Arabs of note: Danny Thomas, Paul Anka, Ralph Nader, Omar Shariff and Paula Abdul. A sad fucking list.
...Don't forget Casey Kasem! ;DOops!
I was going to bite my heathen tongue but I feel compelled to address this as every time I see something like this assclown Camping it disturbs me.From a "non-heathen" viewpoint, the real problem with Camping is that he tries to make something out of one thing the "ancient text" says, in somewhat mysterious terms, while pointedly ignoring something the same text says clearly.
...Don't forget Casey Kasem! ;DAnd Saladin. He was a great Arab leader.
I don't know about that Shemps....Intelligent Judea/Christians don't buy into that shit, but Muslims are so ignorant and barbaric (even many of the brighter ones) believe just about anything if virgins are involved!
But actually, I'm not really sure there IS such a thing as an intelligent Arab. There have been great minds from all countries that contributed theory's, inventions and major accomplishments in ALL fields of endeavor, save the Arabs.
Has there ever been an Arab chess Grand Master? A great Arab athlete? Hell, name any category of excellence and show me an Arab.
Arabs of note: Danny Thomas, Paul Anka, Ralph Nader, Omar Shariff and Paula Abdul. A sad fucking list.
I know very little of Arab history, but I suspect you are merging Arabs with Persians. That's like merging Chinese with Japs.
Ok, how about Doug Flutie? He's Arab. Then we have Yasser Seirawan, a four time US Champion...Chess grandmaster! Holy shit, one of those stinky Arabs actually managed to figure out how to not only move a Chess piece properly but became a grandmaster! Not only that but there's also Jennifer Shahade (Chess grandmaster) Jeff George (NFL Quarterback), Frank Zappa, Shakira, Salma Hayek, F. Murray Abraham, Steve Jobs, Dr. Michael DeBakey (inventor of the heart pump) among others.They started out as basically the same fucking religion but have greatly diverged over the centuries.
And it was the Arabs who brought us Algebra, not the Persians. It's not Arab people I have a problem with (unlike you); it's the religion of Islam, which I hold with the low level or regard and high level of contempt as Christianity.
So it's OK for you to name "1/2 breed and 1/4 breed" Arabs, but not for me. Typical of a racist shit such as yourself.I choose not to respond to your personal attacks. Any valid points that you may have had have been negated.
I'm disappointed that I didn't get to see flying Christians today.
Personal attacks? I only stated truths. You are a racist and you are also not very bright; you've proven both not only in this thread but throughout your time on this message board.Once again you display your ignorance of what is and what is NOT a racist. Last month I said that Jordan tried to speak "White". You apparently don't know that speaking "white" is the term used by BLACK folks to describe other blacks that try to talk 'proper', much as blacks with strait or wavy hair are referred to as having "good" hair. I don't fault you for not knowing that. It's obvious your exposure on a personal level with Blacks is limited. I was raised by my Black Grandparents on the North side of St. Louis (90% black) My 1st wife was black and all my grandkids are too.
Where I do begin with this massive steaming pile of horseshit? ...Go fuck yourself.
In my opinion, the most likely scenarios won't happen in our lifetime. As an agnostic, I say the world will end when the world ends. In the meantime, I'm just going to enjoy life.
This site compiles a bunch of end-of-the-world scenarios, all ranging from scientific, philosophical, and religious, to just plain ridiculous. (http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm)
In my opinion, the most likely scenarios won't happen in our lifetime. As an agnostic, I say the world will end when the world ends. In the meantime, I'm just going to enjoy life.
That's the thing. The world will most likely end AFTER our lifetime, so I don't understand why idiots like Camping waste their time on this. Just enjoy life and quit trying to figure out the end of the world through asinine calculations.
Back in the Dark Ages when Christians were burning "witches" and condemning Gallileo for having the gall to say that the Bible might be wrong about the shape of the planet Muslims were actually progressive and making many advances in science, math, medicine and art. They also kept a lot of ancient history alive that the "intelligent" Judeo Christians wanted to destroy for posterity like the Ancient Greek texts because they were "Pagan" in origin.With all respect, you're buying some common misconceptions about history there.
There you go, Boid is free.LOL....I may be free, but the sword of Damacles is hanging over my head! Shemps, you must be psychic. [pie]
Stoke, stroke, Coke, or choke, it should have happened to him 89 years ago.