The Rapture?

Boid Brain · **on:** May 20, 2011, 07:04:55 PM

I was gonna start a thread about how celebs always die in 3's. Harmon Killibrew, Randy Savage and who will be next? Then I realized that we are ALL next! The world's coming to and end on Saturday!!!!

Better get your final posts in quick Boys and Girls!

I'm searching madly for newdie pics to post!

JazzBill · **Reply #1 on:** May 20, 2011, 07:54:10 PM

Quote from: Boid Brain on May 20, 2011, 07:04:55 PM

I was gonna start a thread about how celebs always die in 3's. Harmon Killibrew, Randy Savage and who will be next? Then I realized that we are ALL next! The world's coming to and end on Saturday!!!!

Better get your final posts in quick Boys and Girls!

I'm searching madly for newdie pics to post!

I usually try to refrain from poking fun at anyones religion or lack of religion. But, Harold Camping is making that hard to do. I can't wait to hear what kind of bullshit he's going to be talking Sunday when nothing happens. What an idiot.

shemps#1 · **Reply #2 on:** May 20, 2011, 09:11:46 PM

I'll still be here, apparently getting a "666" tattoo while awaiting the Jesus/Satan showdown. You're forgetting that only the "true believers" will be raptured.

BeAStooge · **Reply #3 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:13:45 PM

Quote from: shemps#1 on May 20, 2011, 09:11:46 PM

I'll still be here, apparently getting a "666" tattoo while awaiting the Jesus/Satan showdown. You're forgetting that only the "true believers" will be raptured.

Our old friend Pilsner posted this on Facebook...

metaldams · **Reply #4 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:16:54 PM

After tomorrow it's just going to be Slipp and a bunch of cockroaches.

curlysdame · **Reply #5 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:35:58 PM

Quote from: shemps#1 on May 20, 2011, 09:11:46 PM

You're forgetting that only the "true believers" will be raptured.

I know I won't be raptured.... because I listen to the Howard Stern Show. I'm definitely a fan of the 'Tradio' prank calls:

http://youtu.be/WfAkVwrEiVA

ILMM · **Reply #6 on:** May 21, 2011, 12:26:13 AM

Camping is a big joker. A joker who's pulled a stunt like this before. The sad part is that
He might really believe what He's saying, and He's gotten others to believe it too.

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #7 on:** May 21, 2011, 02:39:46 AM

And here I thought the world was coming to an end on December 22 2012, when the aliens returned to retake the planet. I guess I can't believe everything I hear on the X- Files.

Desmond Of The Outer Sanctorum · **Reply #8 on:** May 21, 2011, 07:08:46 AM

Just keep in mind that the vast majority of evangelical Christians aren't even listening to this guy.

Lefty · **Reply #9 on:** May 21, 2011, 10:25:17 AM

It was nice of that Camping clod to designate this EOW for after my 10th wedding anniversary (yesterday) and the end of the bowling season (also yesterday).

ILMM · **Reply #10 on:** May 21, 2011, 12:49:05 PM

Quote from: Desmond Of The Outer Sanctorum on May 21, 2011, 07:08:46 AM

Just keep in mind that the vast majority of evangelical Christians aren't even listening to this guy.

That's right!

Boid Brain · **Reply #11 on:** May 21, 2011, 01:13:25 PM

Quote from: Shemp_Diesel on May 21, 2011, 02:39:46 AM

And here I thought the world was coming to an end on December 22 2012, when the aliens returned to retake the planet. I guess I can't believe everything I hear on the X- Files.

That's right. I had forgotten about that! My daughter told me about that date and she totally fucking believes it.

xraffle · **Reply #12 on:** May 21, 2011, 05:36:35 PM

The end of the world was supposed to be today at 6pm EST. It's now 6:35pm EST, so it's now the end of the world. So far, I'm enjoying it.

Moron4392 · **Reply #13 on:** May 21, 2011, 05:44:39 PM

Hey Xraffle:

Now it is 6:45 PM EST and like you, I am enjoying the end of the world, since it was a giant hoax.

Moron4392

xraffle · **Reply #14 on:** May 21, 2011, 05:51:33 PM

Quote from: Moron4392 on May 21, 2011, 05:44:39 PM

Hey Xraffle:

Now it is 6:45 PM EST and like you, I am enjoying the end of the world, since it was a giant hoax.

Moron4392

It sure was. Can you believe that Harold Camping spent $140,000 to spread this ridiculous rumor? If this guy is supposedly religious and doing this for religious reasons, how about using the money to feed the hungry people out there instead of trying to put idiotic ideas into people's heads?

shemps#1 · **Reply #15 on:** May 21, 2011, 07:48:16 PM

I'm disappointed that I didn't get to see flying Christians today.

metaldams · **Reply #16 on:** May 21, 2011, 08:20:17 PM

I was hoping to go to Heaven today, I need to see another flying elbow drop. I was hoping a giant "Oooooh yeah!!! Snap into a Slim Jim" would bellow from the sky before the great disaster, but no such luck.

That said, there is sect of Christians who believe this bile, but I would say 90% of Christians even think this guy is a joke. Did you guys have billboards on your local highways talking about this 5/21/11 judgement day date? I saw it everyday on the way to work.

Desmond Of The Outer Sanctorum · **Reply #17 on:** May 22, 2011, 06:41:39 AM

Quote from: xraffle on May 21, 2011, 05:51:33 PM

Can you believe that Harold Camping spent $140,000 to spread this ridiculous rumor? If this guy is supposedly religious and doing this for religious reasons, how about using the money to feed the hungry people out there instead of trying to put idiotic ideas into people's heads?

Amen. Well, now he can start feeding people by making omelets out of all the egg on his face.

Lefty · **Reply #18 on:** May 22, 2011, 10:48:13 AM

Well, 6:00 p.m. has come and gone everywhere from Kiritimati to Western Samoa, and we're all still here. I suppose now that that feather-brained imbecile Camping will come up with a new date. I hear that there's one available in December of 2012. Now maybe he should take himself and his flock of nitwits (including the politicians) and go join up with Bin Laden and his 72 vegans.

xraffle · **Reply #19 on:** May 22, 2011, 07:45:14 PM

I don't understand why people bother figuring out when the world will end. I mean, who cares? It happens when it happens. We're all better off not knowing anyway. And we'll probably be long dead when it does because it may not happen until the year 3000, or 5000, or 10000, etc... So again I say, who cares when the world ends?!!

Liz · **Reply #20 on:** May 22, 2011, 09:24:37 PM

Quote from: xraffle on May 22, 2011, 07:45:14 PM

I don't understand why people bother figuring out when the world will end. I mean, who cares? It happens when it happens. We're all better off not knowing anyway. And we'll probably be long dead when it does because it may not happen until the year 3000, or 5000, or 10000, etc... So again I say, who cares when the world ends?!!

Besides, it says that we won't know when the end will come in the Bible itself, which means a prediction is futile.

Giff me dat fill-em! · **Reply #21 on:** May 22, 2011, 09:32:03 PM

For my weight maintenance menu I was formulating, I had a "Rapture Saturday, May 21" menu made up, and also a "Left Behind Sunday, May 22" menu ... I guess I jinxed it.

xraffle · **Reply #22 on:** May 23, 2011, 08:58:05 PM

Harold Camping finally spoke out. He said he was off by 5 months. Judgment Day will occur in October 2011.

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/995652--preacher-says-he-was-5-months-off-judgment-day-will-occur-in-october?bn=1

Boid Brain · **Reply #23 on:** May 24, 2011, 12:19:06 AM

Quote from: xraffle on May 23, 2011, 08:58:05 PM

Harold Camping finally spoke out. He said he was off by 5 months. Judgment Day will occur in October 2011.

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/995652--preacher-says-he-was-5-months-off-judgment-day-will-occur-in-october?bn=1

Maybe we could combine the Rapture with Halloween? I would love to drift up to Heaven in my Quasimodo costume.

ILMM · **Reply #24 on:** May 24, 2011, 12:42:41 AM

Quote from: xraffle on May 23, 2011, 08:58:05 PM

Harold Camping finally spoke out. He said he was off by 5 months. Judgment Day will occur in October 2011.

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/995652--preacher-says-he-was-5-months-off-judgment-day-will-occur-in-october?bn=1

Wasn't there an october date in His first prediction?