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Offline Giff me dat fill-em!

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fastload.com?  LMAO!

Just seen what I posted! ME TOO!!! LMAO!!!
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Offline metaldams

LOL.
Yeah!  And the guy playing "Larry" looks like a serial killer.

I think he looks more like Evan Stone myself....and no, I can't identify any of the other thespians on that poster.
- Doug Sarnecky


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As someone on an anonymous xxx internet site once recently said ... Fyuck, fyuck, fyuck!! (no, it twern't me)
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Offline metaldams

All joking and potty humor aside, Giff mentions in the Casablanca thread researching the actors playing Curly and Moe....does this film make the threestooges.net database?  If STOOGEMANIA makes the "miscellaneous" section, surely this film has a place in the filmography.  At the same time, I can completely understand not wanting to include it for obvious reasons, you can argue either way.
- Doug Sarnecky


Offline garystooge

IMHO, the xxx-Stooges should appear in the filmography, but in the "Film & TV Tributes" section. That's where the Farrelly Bros. film should go as well.
Gary


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I don't know what is going on in Benjamin's mind if he thinks he is going to win this case. Parody is protected under the First Amendment and as outlined in Hustler v. Falwell the more outlandish the parody the more it is protected.
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Offline falsealarms

Speaking of the database and the filmography, what exactly is the status of the main site? It seems like it has been frozen in time for almost a year now. Hopefully, it doesn't go the way of the once-prolific stoogeworld.com


Offline garystooge

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I don't know what is going on in Benjamin's mind if he thinks he is going to win this case. Parody is protected under the First Amendment and as outlined in Hustler v. Falwell the more outlandish the parody the more it is protected.

Sometimes just threatening a lawsuit, even if you don't have a leg to stand on, can be a very effective legal strategy in getting the other side to stop what they're doing. It can be very expensive to defend yourself in court. The makers of the film could wind up spending more on legal defense than they make in profits from the film. They'll do the math and if they think that's the case they'll probably stop making this film even if they have every legal right to do so.
Gary


Offline BeAStooge

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but in the "Film & TV Tributes" section. That's where the Farrelly Bros. film should go as well.

That is my intent, on both counts, if the website's update/edit functions are ever reactivated.


Offline middlenamewayne

WOO-WOOO-WOO! I GOTTA CHECK THIS OUT! AS I'VE SAID BEFORE, I HAD A LONG PHONE DISCUSSION WITH RON JEREMY ABOUT HIS XXX FEATURE "THE FLINTBONES" WHICH "CAME" OUT FOLLOWING THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIE!!!

Trust me, the Hollywood version with 34(!) writers was no better then The Hedgehog's!!!

  -- mnw

But what I am SEVERELY disappointed with is the switch from MAD-style parody titles to the simple "NOT *****" deal, even though I kinda pioneered that myself on the non-porn front by releasing cassette parody albums in the 1980s using the same title technique (ie Hi How Are You by DANIEL JOHNSTON became How Hi Are You by NOT DANIEL JOHNSTON); I followed with stuff like NOT ROBERT SMITH (The Cure) and NOT PRINCE. Nevertheless, I find that notion simplistic and embarassingly unimaginative.

Trust me, when my heavily-edited feature THE SMUT KEEPER PRESENTS "A STAR IS PORN: THE CARNAL-OGOCAL HISTORY OF THE SINEMA played to sold-out theatres in Texas and California in the mid-2000s, half the fun was the titles of the films we excerpted: So Wet and the Semen Dorks, Tarz' and Jane and Boy and Cheetah, Groin With The Wind, A Clockwork Orgy, Edward Penishands, Silence of the Loins 2: Hannibal Lick'd'her, et cetera...)


Offline HELLOLARRY

Will Rider (Ryder?) sounds like one of the names in the Stooges movies too. I won't be checking this out. If I want to see a fat bald guy having sex I'll look in the mirror.  Did I go too far?  :o


Offline metaldams

Sooooo (pausing, looking around the room awkwardly), has anybody actually found a way to see this film yet?
- Doug Sarnecky


Offline middlenamewayne

Sooooo... has anybody actually found a way to see this film yet?

Get out the Vaseline, inflate your rubber girlfriend (the one with the short hair & bangs), turn on the Shemp Relaxation Tape (available streaming or download @ www.wfmu.org), close your eyes and lie back and let the magic work itself!

PS: Or I'll brain ya!

  - mnw


Offline metaldams

Get out the Vaseline, inflate your rubber girlfriend (the one with the short hair & bangs), turn on the Shemp Relaxation Tape (available streaming or download @ www.wfmu.org), close your eyes and lie back and let the magic work itself!

PS: Or I'll brain ya!

  - mnw

Nah.  This film is strictly for laughs and will be watched in one uninterrupted sitting with friends, a first for the genre.  I'm seriously expecting to laugh at this thing more than the "legitimate" movie that was just released, assuming I ever see it.
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Sooooo (pausing, looking around the room awkwardly), has anybody actually found a way to see this film yet?

once you say you are 18 or over, the page jumps to the NOT three stooges movie - you can own it for $21.99, not a bad price for true 'slapstick' comedy! (giggle)
http://popporn.com/node/1947
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Ooh ... Ooh ... I got it! ... the theme song for this movie can be Jump in the Shackle's band version of 'The Curly Hair Shuffle'! (chortle, guffaw)
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Offline metaldams

once you say you are 18 or over, the page jumps to the NOT three stooges movie - you can own it for $21.99, not a bad price for true 'slapstick' comedy! (giggle)
http://popporn.com/node/1947

Thanks!  I'll check it out soon, though I'm not sure if I'll post a review.  The blow-by-blow description may not be appropriate.
- Doug Sarnecky


Offline metaldams

Ooh ... Ooh ... I got it! ... the theme song for this movie can be Jump in the Shackle's band version of 'The Curly Hair Shuffle'! (chortle, guffaw)

Please....don't encourage me!
- Doug Sarnecky


Offline metaldams

I posted an article about the lawsuit and film, but not a link as there are ads that depict nudity.  The article shouldn't be too hard to find, though.  It looks like Will Ryder Productions has been doing this for 11 years and C3 is the first company to threaten a lawsuit, and most importantly, judging by one of the quotes, Curly doesn't get any and is played by a guy named James Bartholet.  Anthony Rosano is Moe and I was correct in saying Evan Stone is Larry.  It remains to be seen if Dick Chibbles can do justice to Bud Jamison.

HOLLYWOOD, Calif.—A porn parody of The Three Stooges is ruffling feathers nationwide as the movie trailer for Not the Three Stooges XXX has been temporarily put on hold by director Will Ryder's attorneys.

“I’ve never seen anything like this before in my eleven years in the adult entertainment business,” director Will Ryder said, referring to a war-of-words between his legal advisors and the company that owns the licensing rights for the actual Three Stooges.

While the trailer remains under lock-and-key, Will Ryder Productions has continued with the business of releasing the parody movie via Pulse Distribution today.

"Will's conceptualization of The Three Stooges is dead on and without question falls within the definition of what a true parody is and should be,” Ryder's attorney Michael Fattorosi said. “James Bartholet nails Curly and thankfully nothing else in this movie but for now the trailer is off limits for public viewing.”

The legal battle between Ryder and C3 Entertainment, which owns the licensing rights to the real Three Stooges, has attracted the mainstream press. Both the Hollywood Reporter and TMZ.com featured contentious split.

“This entire situation is quite exciting”, said Robert Plarksi, the executive vice president of sales at Pulse Distribution, the movie's distributor. “We knew it would be a hot topic of conversation but to see it on shows like TMZ and talked about in such an unlikely place as the Hollywood Reporter is amazing but I really wish I had that movie trailer right now to show my customers online but the orders are coming in pretty darn good.”

In true parody fashion, the storyline harkens back to the days of the Columbia Pictures famous shorts that played in movie theaters back in the late 1930s. The boys are unemployed so their girlfriends refuse to have sex with them until they find jobs. Desperately horny, they try anything to find work and end up in wild sexual situations with gorgeous girls.

Not the Three Stooges XXX stars Mandy Armani, Danica Dillon, Bailey Blue, Callie Cyprus, Cassandra Cruz and Britney Young; with Anthony Rosano plays Moe, James Bartholet as Curly and Evan Stone as Larry. Dick Chibbles is the cop, Thomas Ward the black butler, Chad Diamond the estate owner, Eric Swiss the art professor, and Chris Charming playing the hair stylist.
- Doug Sarnecky


Offline middlenamewayne

I'm seriously expecting to laugh at this thing more than the "legitimate" movie that was just released, assuming I ever see it.

Heh! I was so disgusted with the ads for the Flintstones movie when it came out that I actually invited a whole party-load of people over to watch The Flintbones at the same time as the Hollywood version's opening night. In the immoral words of "Red Flintbone" himself:

"Yabba-Dabba-SCREW!!!"

   -- mnw

PS: Speaking of comedians and porn, did you know that Dick Smothers' son and namesake is a porn actor by trade? (And you thought the censors had trouble with Dick Sr.!) Seriously, I saw a brief interview with DS Jr. in which he was asked if he'd ever thought about using a pseudonym when he made XXX flicks, to which he replied (I'm paraphrasing):

"What? Are you insane? I do porn films and my name is Dick Smothers! What could I possibly come up with to top that?"


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"What? Are you insane? I do porn films and my name is Dick Smothers! What could I possibly come up with to top that?"

Lou Bass or Justin Diaz make good alternatives.  My brother came up with the former and a friend came up with the latter, I can't take credit for their genius.
- Doug Sarnecky


Offline middlenamewayne

Lou Bass or Justin Diaz make good alternatives.

The head of the Student Union where I went to college insisted that he had gone to high school with a tragic fellow by the name of Harry Yankoff -- and an unfortunate young lady whose birth certificate identified her as Delight Cummings. [Moral: Some people shouldn't be allowed to have children -- or at least not be allowed to NAME them!!!]

  - mnw

PS: The genitally generally accepted mathematical equation used to calculate one's official Porn Star Pseudonym is: M/N + S[1] = XXX (In "lay"-man's terms, that means First write down one's middle name, then follow that with the name of the street that you grew up on, and finally, combine the two into the moniker under which you intend to "erect" your own vibrating chrome ladder to fame and fortune.). Don't be surprised if you one day find me "performing" in the "hard"-to-"penetrate" field of adult "motion" pictures, via an "entry" level "position" in XXX-rated "sinema". Just scan the credits of your favorite smut flick -- be it Midnight Plowboy VI, Cherry Poppins XXI, A Cockjerk Orgy XXXIV, or even Clam Lappers Vol. #286 -- maybe you'll see my "porn name" in the credits... Just keep an eye out for Wayne Bobolink!

PPS: There wouls appear to be no truth to the rumor about Dylan asking our own Mr. Innes to co-star with him in a movie, only to later reveal that the film was going to be a gay porno entitled Neil and Bob!!!

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The head of the Student Union where I went to college insisted that he had gone to high school with a tragic fellow by the name of Harry Yankoff -- and an unfortunate young lady whose birth certificate identified her as Delight Cummings. [Moral: Some people shouldn't be allowed to have children -- or at least not be allowed to NAME them!!!]

  - mnw

PS: The genitally generally accepted mathematical equation used to calculate one's official Porn Star Pseudonym is: M/N + S[1] = XXX (In "lay"-man's terms, that means First write down one's middle name, then follow that with the name of the street that you grew up on, and finally, combine the two into the moniker under which you intend to "erect" your own vibrating chrome ladder to fame and fortune.). Don't be surprised if you one day find me "performing" in the "hard"-to-"penetrate" field of adult "motion" pictures, via an "entry" level "position" in XXX-rated "sinema". Just scan the credits of your favorite smut flick -- be it Midnight Plowboy VI, Cherry Poppins XXI, A Cockjerk Orgy XXXIV, or even Clam Lappers Vol. #286 -- maybe you'll see my "porn name" in the credits... Just keep an eye out for Wayne Bobolink!

PPS: There wouls appear to be no truth to the rumor about Dylan asking our own Mr. Innes to co-star with him in a movie, only to later reveal that the film was going to be a gay porno entitled Neil and Bob!!!

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I always heard name of first pet as first name and mother's maiden name as last name.  Tiger Athan suits me well.

Well ... I don't think Beanie Williams would help me much ...
let's try mnw's method
first, my middle name (William)
second, the street I grew up on (Woods)
... that means I'd be ... (wait for it)

Willy Wood!! (much better than beanie)
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