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MR. NOISY

Shemp plays an annoying, obnoxious fan at a baseball game and terrorizes all around him! His constant heckling of the Green Sox's best hitter, Ole Margarine, catches the attention of two racketeers. They're betting their money on the other team, and want Mr. Noisy to distract Margarine enough for the Green Sox to lose the Series. But Ole and the Coach hatch their own scheme to keep Noisy quiet.



A remake of Charley Chase's THE HECKLER (1940 Columbia).

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Featuring
Shemp Howard (Solo)
Release Date
March 22, 1946
Studio
Columbia
Production Type
Short Subject
Duration
16.6 min.
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Prod. No.:   4054
Shooting Days:   4 days   From: 1945-08-17   To: 1945-08-21

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  • "Eye ala Mode - get it?"
    (Shemp)

  • "Strike one, strike two, strike three, strike four, strike five, what kind of a game is this?"
    (Shemp)

  • "Watch him miss it!"
    (Shemp)

  • "Boy, can I call 'em or can I call 'em!?"
    (Shemp)


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Transcription by Moron4392:  

CAST MEMBERS MENTIONED AND THEIR ROLES:

SHEMP HOWARD....................NOISY
VERNON DENT......................SPECTATOR WITH HOT DOG
WALTER SODERLING..............SPECTATOR WITH PIPE
MATT WILLIS.......................OLE MARGARINE
BRIAN O'HARA......................GREEN SOX COACH
BESS FLOWERS....................TENNIS SPECTATOR WITH PURSE
VICTOR TRAVERS.................SPECTATOR WITH TOUPÉE
MARILYN JOHNSON...............WOMAN SPECTATOR AT TENNIS GAME
DORIS HOUCK......................OLE'S GIRLFRIEND
JOHN INCE..........................DOCTOR
CLAIRE JAMES.....................NURSE, MISS SHAPELY
LEW DAVIS.........................TENNIS STADIUM ANNOUNCER
HEINIE CONKLIN...................BAR-KEEP
WALLY ROSE
TOM COLEMAN
DON GORDON
DANIEL KERRY
FRAN O'CONNOR


This short starts off where we see a sign that reads as follows:

NATIONAL
TENNIS MATCHES

We are now on the spectators as we see them moving their heads from side to side as they are following the plays of the tennis players.

NOISY to the TENNIS PLAYERS: (As Noisy has his hands cupped to his mouth as he is yelling in a loud and mischievous tone of voice heckling one of the tennis players): "Hey Willis, who told you, you could play tennis? haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa'!"

The spectators have now turned around and are looking at Noisy with mad looks on their faces as they are mad at him interupting the tennis match.

NOISY to WILLIS: (As he has a look of mischief on his face and is using a mischievous tone of voice as he is still merrily heckling Wills): "Haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa', what's that in your hand, a ukulele?, there's a hole in your racket!"

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE: (As Noisy has a look of mischief on his face as he is now looking at the stately gentleman as Noisy has now elbowed him in a state of mischief says to him): "Get it!"

The stately gentleman with the monocle has now given Noisy a look of madness as he is now putting his monocle back up to his left eye. Noisy is now turning to a lady specator as he has now given her a good hard wack on her back.

NOISY to the LADY SPECTATOR WITH THE PURSE: (As Noisy is looking at her mischiebously and is pointing a finger at the stately gentleman spectator says to her): "Get a load of one eye Conley, have a peanut kid, well take them all." (Noisy has now dumped his entire sack of peanuts into her lap).

NOISY to WILLIS: (As he now back to heckling the tennis player Wills as Noisy is shouting at him in a loud and mischievous tone of voice as Noisy is now having the time of his life heckling this poor player): "Watch him miss it!"

Just after Noisy has now shouted mischievously at Wills we now see Wills missing the tennis ball and is now loosing the match. Willis has now tossed his racket to the ground int shear madness.

TENNIS STADIUM ANNOUNCER: (In a very serious tone of voice is now making the announcement of the match winner): "Game, set, the winner of the match, John Lennord!"

NOISY to the SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE: (As Nois is in a full state of mischief as he is now once again heckling this poor stately gentleman as Noisy says): "Can I call 'em, can I call 'em, of can I call 'em?"

We are now on the presentation stand where we now see the Tennis Stadium Announcer standing behind a table with the trophy on it. Plus we see the top player for the Green Sox's Mr. Ole Margarine standing there wiht his girlfriend by his side as they are now getting ready to present the trophy to Mr. John Lennord.

TENNIS STADIUM ANNOUNCER: (As he is using a serious tone of voice as he is now introducing the top player of the Green Sox's to the spectators): "Now, ladies and gentlemen, to the winner of this tennis match we present the 'Black Ball Cup'. The presentation will be made by one of the outstanding baseball players of all time, who's mining bat will be a big factor in carrying his team to victory in the 'World Series Games' tomorrow. I present that slugging Left-Fielder of the Green Sox's, Ole Margarine!"

As we now see Mr. Ole Margarine grabbing his hands together as he is waving them from side to side in pride as the spectators are now yelling and clapping their hands in acceptance to him.

NOISY to OLE MARGARINE: (As Noisy is now shouting loudly at Mr. Margarine as Noisy is having fun heckling him): "Aaah, haa, that's what you think, take your vows now Ole, you won't be gettin' any tomorrow."

As Noisy was happily heckling Mr. Margarine, Ole was standing there looking at Noisy with a really mad look on his face as he was starting for the grand stands to have it out with Noisy as he is now being pulled back by his girlfriend.

GIRLFRIEND to OLE: (As she is now pulling him back by his arm and is saying to him in a very carrying tone of voice): "Ole, don't make a scene!"

OLE to his GIRLFRIEND: (In a very mad tone of voice says): "That loud mouth's been ridin' me all season!"

NOISY to the LADY SPECTATOR WITH THE PURSE: (As Noisy has now elbowed her in her side and is saying to her in a mischievous manner): "Get a load of that Clam Digger, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa!"

As Noisy was heckling the poor Lady Spectator, she was giving him a very hurtful look as the Stately Gentleman Spectator with the Monocle was giving Noisy a very mean and nasty look.

We are now back on the presentation stand where we are now hearing the Tennis Stadium Announcer saying.

TENNIS STADIUM ANNOUNCER to the SPECTATORS: (In a serious tone of voice): "Mr. Margarine will present the 'Black Ball Cup', which has been in competition for over forty years, Mr. Margarine!"

NOISY to MR. OLE MARGARINE: (As Noisy ins now heckling poor Mr. Margarine in a full blown state of fun mischief as Noisy is now shouting at Mr. Margarine): "Watch him drop it!"

As the Tennis Stadium Announcer was handing Mr. Margarine the trophy, the poor and very nervous Ole did end up dropping the very valuable trophy.

NOISY to MR. OLE MARGARINE: (As Noisy is still having his fun as he is now shouting at Mr. Margarine mischievously): "Butter Fingers!"

As the poor and embarrased Mr. Margarine has now dropped the valuable trophy the spectators are now laughing at him hysterically.

Just after Mr. Margarine has now embarrassingly dropped the valuable 'Blace Ball Cup' Trophy se see him looking at Noisy with a thoroughly disgusted look.

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE: (As Noisy is now having the time of his life as he just now ribbed the poor gentleman and is saying to him in a happy and mischievous tone of voice): "Boy, can I call them, of can I call them?, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa,!"

We are now on Noisy and the poor innocent Stately Gentleman Spectator with the monocle as Nois is giving him a dumbfounded look as the poor gentleman is sitting there with his mouth agate as he has a really hurtful look on his face and is feeling the in the pocket where his monocle is to see Noisy has now broken it. The gentleman has now removed his monocle and as he was getting ready to use it we now see the lense popping out of the frame and go flying into the air as Noisy has now caught it and has a really happy look on his face.

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE: (As Noisy has now caught the lense and is happily and mischievously putting it up to his eye says): "How time flies!"

The Lady Spectator with the Purse was happily engaged with a conversation with the spectator on her right when she was rudely ribbed by Noisy.

NOISY to the LADY SPECTATOR WITH THE PURSE: (As She has now turned around and is giving Noisy a really mean look as he is playfully looking at her mischievously and is using a playful and mischievous tone of voice): "Get it?, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa,!"

We now see the poor innocent Lady Spectator now taking her pocketbook and is now hitting Noisy hard on his coconut with it out of madness.

NOISY to the LADY SPECTATOR WITH THE PURSE: (As she is looking at him in sort of a worried manner as Noisy is now bent over with his cap over his eyes after she just hit him hard twice with her pocketbook as he is saying): "I'm blind, I'm blind, no, no, but I can see all right like an owl!" (As Noisy has now pulled the brim of his cap back off of his eyes).

The Lady Spectator with the Purse is now giving Noisy a really horrible mad look. Nois is now barking at the Monocle Gentleman in a full blown state of mischief.

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE: (In a total playful mischief manner): "Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa!"

It is now the next day, and we are now at game one of 'The World Series Play-offs' where we are now seeing the Green Sox's seriously at play against their opponents.

We are now on the spectators as they are happily watching the game and are cheering the Green Sox's onto victory, yes, of course, Noisy is one of the spectators.

NOISY to the BASEBALL PLAYERS: (As Noisy is laughing hysterically as he is now happily heckling the two baseball teams as he is now happily saying): "Haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, kill the umpire, he's a robber!"

Noisy has now gone and gotten himself something to drink as he is now approaching his seat and has spilled it on the head of the gentleman just in front of him.

BALD SPECTATOR to NOISY: (As the spectator is now wiping the soda off of his head and is shouting madly at Noisy): "Hey, what are you doing?"

NOISY to the BALD SPECTATOR: (As Noisy is standing behind him holding his soday in one hand and a cigar in the other hand is saying to him with a very happy, mischievous smile on his face): "Now don't get excited, it's a soft drink it won't hurt!"

NOISY to the BALD SPECTATOR: (As Noisy is now looking around the stadium in a playful but yet mischievous mood is shouting at the spectator as Noisy is smiling mischievously): "Haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, get him a soft drink, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa!"

Noisy is now wiggling himself down on a bleecher seat betwixt a larger set gentleman and a normal-sized gentleman as Noisy is now looking at the smaller gentleman with a hat as he is now looking at Noisy with a really mean and mad look on his face.

NOISY to the SPECTATOR WEARING the HAT: (As Noisy has now happily wiggled himself in holding his soda, hot dog, and cigar as Noisy says mischievously): "Snug as a bug in a rug, hunh!"

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN HOT DOG SPECTATOR: (As Noisy is happily and mischievously heckling him as Noisy is saying to him, a slightly larger set gentleman mischievously): "Well, how's the old ball game goin', slim?"

GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG: (As he is now looking at Noisy with a really furious mad look says to Noisy in a mean tone fo voice): "Swell, until you came in!"

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG: (As Noisy has now elbowed him hard in his ribs and is in a full blown happy and mischieovus mood says gleefully): "Better late, than never, get it?, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa!"

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG: (As Noisy is now mischievously handing him his soda bottle says): "Hey, hold this, will ya?"

We are now on the Hot Dog Gentleman Spectator as he is now holding Noisy's soda bottle and is giving the soda bottle a double look.

Noisy is now in the process of playfully heckling the Stately Gentleman with the Monocle.

NOISY to the SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE: (As the Gentleman Spectator with the Monocle is now looking at Noisy with a really mad look on his face as Noisy is looking a him with a happy and mischievous look on his face as Noisy is saying to him slightly sarcastically): "Laughing boy, cheer-up, you can hold my peanuts!"

Noisy is now wildly blowing his cigar smoke into the face of Gentleman Pipe Spectator as the Pipe Spectator now has a painful look on his face as he is now choking and coughing on Noisy's cigar smoke.

GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE: (As he is now saying to Noisy in a really choking tone of voice): "Do you have to smoke that thnig?"

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE: (As Noisy is looking at him with a bewildered look on his face and is asking him in a questionable tone of voice): "What's the matter with it?"

GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE to NOISY: (As he is still choking on Noisy's smoke and has a really hurtful look on his face says): "It's terrible, why don't you smoke a pipe?"

NOISY to the GENTLMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE: (As Noisy is now smiling at him mischievously and is saying to him in a mischievous tone of voice): "I do, but I left my tobacco at home!"

We now see the Gentleman Pipe Spectator reaching into his left suit jacket pocket and he is getting out a pouch of pipe tobacco and is geneorsly giving some to Noisy.

GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE to NOISY: (As he is now happily and generously offering his pipe tobacco to Noisy): "Here, have some of mine!"

We now see Noisy taking out a huge pipe from his pocket like the kind that Sherlock Holmes always smoked as he is now happily filling it with the other gentleman's tobacco.

We are now back on the mad Gentleman Spectator with the Hot Dog as he is now looking at Noisy with a grimace look on his face.

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE: (As Noisy has now emptied the entire tin of pipe tobacco into his pipe as the Pipe Spectator is looking at the ground): "Oh, thanks!"

We now see the Gentleman Pipe Spectator now that he has now noticed that Noisy has used all of his tobacco and has now aimlessly tossed the tin and has now hit another inncoent spectator on the head with it.

INNOCENT SPECTATOR: (As he has now been hit in the coconut with tobacco tin is yelling loudly): "Ouch!"

As the innocent spectator is now looking around for the person that has hit him with the tobacco tin is now getting laughed at hysterically by another spectator behind who is holding a sack of popcorn.

The man who has been hit in the coconut with the tobacco tin is now madly slapping the hands of the gentleman with the sack of popcorn causing his to spill some of his popcorn.

NOISY to the SPECTATOR WITH THE SORE HEAD: (As Noisy is looking in his direction as Noisy is shouting at him in a pure and mischievous tone of voice as Noisy is also smiling mischievously is regards to him hitting the gentleman with the sack of popcorn): "Bulls-eye!, that's a hot one, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa!"

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE: (As Noisy is looking at him mischievously as he is now asking him): "You got a match?"

We now see the well obedient Gentleman Pipe Spectator with a really blank look on his face as he is happily reaching into his left suit jacket pocket and is now getting out a complete folder of matches and is giving them to Noisy.

Noisy has now opened the match folder as Noisy has now ignited one match as he is using it to ignite the remaining matches in the folder as the Gentleman Pipe Spectator is now watching Noisy in a state of wonderment.

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE: (As Noisy is now puffing on his pipe steam to get the tobacco lit says to him): "Inhale, every puff!"

Noisy has now put out the folder of matches and is throwing it and is hitting an innocent spectator with it as the the spectator is yelling in pain: "Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!"

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN MATCH FOLDER SPECTATOR: (As Noisy is saying to him mischievously): "Don't worry, it's out, it's out!"

The Gentleman Pipe Spectator is now looking at Noisy with a look of dismay on his face as Noisy has now removed from his back pocket an inflatable rubber seat cushion.

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE: (As Noisy is holding his de-flated seat cushion and is asking him mischievously): "You got a pump?"

GENTLEMAN PIPE SPECTATOR to NOISY: (As he is now looking at Noisy with a bewildered look on his face as he is trying to figure out what mischief Noisy has in store says to him): "Better look in your other pockets."

NOISY to the GENTLMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE: (As Noisy is now ribbing him in a full blown state of mischief and is laughing mischievously says to him): "I get it, you're a card, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa!"

We now see Noisy blowing on the rubber seat cushion frantically by mouth as he has now noticed that there is a hole in it.

NOISY: (As he is testing his seat cushion at the hole states in a low tone of voice): "How do you like that, a leak, yep, it's a leak."

We now see Noisy reaching to the back of the neck of the spectator in front of him as Noisy is now removing a bandage from his neck and the spectator shouts loudly in pain as he is now rubbing the back of his neck, "O-U-C-H!"

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN BALD, BANDAGE SPECTATOR: (As Noisy is looking at him with a look of miscief on his face and is saying to him in a mischievous tone of voice as Noisy is now using his bandage to block the leak in his cushion): "Don't squawk, I'll give it back to you after the game."

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE: (As Noisy is now looking at him in a full blown state of mischief says): "How do you like a guy like that, squawkin'!"

All the while that Noisy was working on his rubber seat cushion the Gentleman Hot Dog Spectator was watching him with a really mean look on his face.

Noisy has now happily fixed and inflated his seat cushion and is now sitting on it as he is now reaching over to the Gentleman Hot Dog Spectator and is now taking back his bottle of soda.

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG: (As Noisy has now looked at his soda bottle and is asking the Gentleman Hot Dog Spectator in a mischievous tone of voice): "Hey, have you been drinking this?"

The Gentleman Hot Dog Spectator has now given Noisy a really mean look.

We are now watching Game One of the 'World Series Play-Off's where we now see one of the players for the Green Sox's now hitting a home-run bat.

We are now in the bleechers where we see the Gentleman Hot Dog Spectator sitting there with a mad look on his face as Noisy is bouncing up and down in excitement about the game as he is cheering the Green Sox's to victory.

NOISY to SPIKE: (As Noisy is happily shouting and heckling poor Spike as Noisy is still holding onto his soda bottle as Noisy is jumping up and down in excitement): "Come on home Spike, come on home, hit that dirt you dummy you, hit that dirt, hit the diry you dummy, hit the dirt!"

Noisy as he is now excited that Spike has now hit a home-run has now shaken up his soda bottle and has now removed his thumb from the mouth of the soda bottle and has now sprayed some of the spectators with it. We now see the spectators covering their faces to try and not get sprayed with his soda.

GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE to NOISY: (As he is now covering his face to not to be hit with his soda): "Hey, what are you doing to me?"

We now see the Gentleman Hot Dog Spectator and another spectator who is sitting in front of Noisy frantically pushing Noisy back to not be sprayed with the soda.

BALD GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR to NOISY: (As he is looking at Noisy in a state of madness as he is pushing back Noisy and his soda bottle as he is saying to Noisy in a mad tone of voice): "Hey, cut it out, what are you doing to me, cut it out, cut it out, cut it out there!"

NOISY to the BASEBALL PLAYERS: (We now hear Noisy heckling back to the baseball players): "Don't call the game, it's just a shower!"

NOISY to the SPECTATORS: (As Noisy is looking at the other spectators as he is laughing hysterically): "Get it, a shower?, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa!"

SEVERAL SPECTATORS to NOISY: (As they are shouting to Noisy in unison and using mad tones of voices as they are wiping soda off themselves): "Oh, a wise guy, gosh, come on cut it out, come on cut it out."

NOISY to SPIKE: (As Noisy is laughing hysterically and is back to heckling the Green Sox's as he is shouting to SPike): "Nice work Spike!"

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN BALD SPECTATOR (As Noisy is looking at him mischievously and is opening and shutting one hand like a mouth as he says to him): "What are you going that way for?"

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE: (As Noisy is looking at him mischievously and is chewing on some gum says to him in a low miwchievous tone of voice): "Give me my goobers!"

GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE to NOISY: (As he is looking at Noisy with a quizzical look on his face and is using a questionable tone of voice says): "Goobers?"

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE: (As Noisy is looking at him with a mischievous look and is saying to him in a low mischievous tone of voice): Oh, a Northerner, peanuts to you!" (Noisy has now grabbed his 'Goobers' from him).

Noisy is now sitting there cracking open on of his 'goobers' as he has now noticed that he is still chewing his gum and has now taken it from his mouth and has wadded it up in a ball and has now blindly tossed it over his shoulder as it has now laned on the toupée of a spectator. We now hear the rest of the spectators laughing hysterically at him.

We now see the poor frantic Gentleman Spectator with the Toupée with a petrified look of hurt on his face as he is now feeling his toupée and has now noticed the gum wad. He is now trying to remove the gum as he has now totally ruined his toupée and has now ripped it into several pieces and has now tossed it onto the ground in shear madness.

We are now back on the Gentleman Hot Dog Spectator and Noisy.

GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG to the SNACKS SALESMAN: (As he is getting out a dime from his pocket and is asking the snacks salesman in a serious tone of voice): "Hey boy, an ice cream cone!"

GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG to NOISY: (As he gently taps Noisy on his arm as he is handing him the dime): "Pass this down!"

NOIST to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG: (As Noisy is giving him a look of madness as is taking his dime and says to him in a sarcastic tone of voice): "Okay, I guess, there's a guy like you at every ball game."

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE: (As Noisy is saying to him in a sarcastic tone of voice as he is now handing him the dime): "Here pass this down, espay!"

We now see the Gentleman Pipe Specator tossing the Gentleman Hot Dog Spectator's dime to the snacks salesman as he is now catching the dime and is picking up and ice cream cone.

We are now back on the baseball game where a player for the Green Sox's is now hitting another home-run bat.

NOISY: (As Noisy is now heckling him in a happy state of mischief and is now jumping up and down in excitement is shouting): "Come on!"

We are now back in the bleechers where we see the Gentlemen Pipe Spectator holding the ice cream cone as Noisy is now once againg getting excited about the game has now jumped up and has hit the arm of the Gentleman Pipe Spectator causing the ice cream cone to hit him right on his monocle.

NOISY to the GENLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE: (As Noisy has now noticed that he has hit him with the ice cream cone is laughing hysterically as he is pointing a finger at him): "Haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, eye ala mode, get it?, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa!"

Noisy has now picked up the scoop of ice cream from his monocle and has now placed it back on top of the cone.

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG: (As Noisy has now piece mealed the ice cream cone together and is handing it to him says to him in a mischievous tone of voice): "All right, here!"

Noisy is now handing the very mad Getleman Hot Dog Spectator the somewhat used ice cream cone with a look of mischief on his face.

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG: (As Noisy has now handed him the ice cream cone in a state of mischief as the Gentleman Hot Dog Spectator is now giving Noisy a really mean look as Noisy says mischievously): "Wait a minute, there's a feather in it, let me get it off, there you see, can you imagine that? The ice cream is 'molting' get it, 'molting', get it!"

The Gentleman Hot Dog Spectator is now in a state of furious rage as he had some ice cream wipped on his shirt by Noisy and from Noisy piece mealing it back together.

(Outraged) GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG to NOISY: (As he has a really mad look on his face and is shouting back at Noisy in a really mad tone of voice as he is taking the ice cream scoop off of the cone and is smashing it in Noisy's face): "Yeah, I got it!"

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG: (As Noisy is looking at him mischeivously and is laughing hysterically): "Haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa!"

The outrageously mad Gentleman Hot Dog Spectator has now hit Noisy square in his mouth with the ice cream scoop.

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG: (As Noisy is sitting there with a happy, mischievous look on his face as he is now getting a taste of the ice cream as it is now falling off of his mouth is saying happily, and is slightly choking): "Ummmm, vanilla, I like it, must of had pits in it, didn't it?"

We are now back of the baseball game where Mr. Ole Margarine is now up at bat.

NOISY to OLE: (As Noisy is heckling him in a state of mischief as he is shouting at Ole): "Swing, Ole!"

BASEBALL UMPIRE: (As he is saying the play in a serious tone of voice): "Oh, strike one!"

We now see the baseball flying into the bleechers as Noisy and several other spectators are trying to catch the ball. Noisy is now holding onto the hat of the Gentleman Bald Spectator as the ball goes flying through his hat and is totally crushing it.

NOISY to the OTHER SPECTATORS: (As Noisy is now happily catching the ball as the other spectators are looking at him with looks of madness on their faces): "I got it, there's my ticket for tomorrow's game!"

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN BALD SPECTATOR: (As he is now giving Noisy a really mad look as Noisy is now handing him back his crushed hat and says to him in a mischievous tone of voice): "Summer's almost over anyways, you'd look good in a cap."

GENTLEMAN BALD SPECTATOR to NOISY: (As he is now hitting Noisy on his arm in madness as he is looking at his crushed hat shouts): "Sit!"

We are now back at the baseball game and Mr. Ole Margarine is still at the bat.

Noisy is now again happily heckling Ole in sheer happy mischief as Noisy is causing poor Ole to mess up his bats as Ole is now holding the bat by his side and is giving Noisy a really mean and ugly look.

NOISY to OLE: (As Noisy is shouting at Ole in a really happy and heckling tone of voice): "Hey, Ole!"

As Ole was looking at the bleechers at Noisy he has now missed seeing the ball to try and bat it as the umpire is now shouting, "Strike Two!"

NOISY to OLE: (As Noisy is still happily and mischievously heckling poor Ole as Noisy is shouting at him with a really happy and mischievous smile on his face): "You can't hit 'em, if you can't see 'em!"

We now got a quick close-up glimpse of the thoroughly mad Mr. Ole margarine as he is giving Noisy a really ugly look and is shaking a fist at Noisy in utter madness.

NOISY to OLE: (As Noisy is sitting there jumping up and down is sheer mischievous delight as he is still heckling the poor outrageously mad Ole and is causing him to get his third strike, as Noisy is now cupping his mouth and is shouting mischievously): "Watch him miss it!"

Ole is now out of the game as the umpire has now shouted, 'Strike Three'. Ole is now in a total state of madness as he is looking at Noisy and is shaking a fist along with his bat at Noisy in madness.

NOISY to the SPECTATORS: (As Noisy is happily turning his head from side to side and has a happy look on his face as he is saying in a happy and mischievous tone of voice): "Can I call 'em, or can I call 'em!"

We are now back on the baseball field where we see close-up on the thoroughly outraged Mr. Ole Margarine as he is now giving Noisy a really ugly grimace look. Ole has now in a total fit of outrage has now slammed his bat on the ground causing it to bounce back and hit him hard on his chin. Ole is now rubbing his sore chin in pain as the spectators are jeering and booing at him in madness.

NOISY to OLE: (As Noisy has now patted himself on his chin and is still in a really happy and heckling mood at poor Ole as Noisy is smiling mischievously and slapping his leg happily is shouting): "Under the chin there, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa!"

We are now back on the baseball game where we now see the players getting into their different positions.

UMPIRE to the SPECTATORS: (As the umpire is now saying in a serious tone of voice): "Land air for the sixth inning, Budlow is up, Wizard Of Oz at bat!"

NOISY to WIZARD OF OZ: (As Noisy is really having a fun time, chowing down on his hot dog as he is now happily heckling at 'Wizard Of Oz' in a total state of happy, mischief as Noisy is shouting): "Give me a ride, Wizard!"

We now see the 'Wizard Of Oz' batting a home-run.

NOISY to the SPECTATORS: (As Noisy along with the other spectators have now stood up to see 'Wizard Of Oz' completing his home-run bat as Noisy has now set down his hot dog on the bleechers as Noisy is saying in a happy tone of voice): "Was that a hit, or was that a hit?, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa!"

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG: (As Noisy has now noticed that he has sat down on his hot dog and is tapping him gently on his shoulder and is looking at him with a look of mischief on his face as Noisy is saying to him in a low and mischievous tone of voice): "Hey, you wanna laugh?, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, somebody sat on my hot dog!"

GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG to NOISY: (As he is looking at Noisy with a happy look on his face and is laughing hysterically and mischievously as he is slapping his leg says): "No!, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, who?"

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG: (As Noisy is now looking at him with a mischievous look and Noisy is pointing a finger at him as the Gentleman Hot Dog Spectator is still laughing and Noisy says to him mischievously): "You!"

We now see the Gentleman Hot Dog Spectator as he has now quit laughing and is standing up quickly and in a mad mood as he is now picking up the badly crushed hot dog.

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG: (As Noisy is now holding up the crushed hot dog and is showing it to him and says in a mischievously mad tone of voice): "Hey, you don't expect me to eat this, do ya?"

GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG to NOISY: (As he is now madly grabbing the crushed hot dog from Noisy with a mean and mad look on his face as he is shouting at Noisy in a mad tone of voice): "It's to good for you?"

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG: (As Noisy is looking at him with a mad look on his face as Noisy is now madly pushing his arms away as the Gentleman Hot Dog Specator is now madly brushing off the seat of his trousers): "Oh, it is ey, hey look out, you'll get mustard all over me!"

NOISY to the SNACKS SALEMAN: (As Noisy is now yelling at him in a happy tone of voice as he is now waving a hand at him to get his attention says): "Hey boy, another hot doy, and this one is on my little chum here! This kid right here!"

Noisy is now mischievously patting the Gentleman Hot Dog Spectator on his arm as Noisy is looking at him with a worried look on his face as the Gentleman Hot Dog Spectator is looking back at Noisy with a really mean, ugly, and really nasty look.

The snacks salesman has now put together a hot dog and is now handing it to a spectator the hot dog is now being passed through the hands of three other spectators as Noisy is now happily excepting his hot dog.

NOISY to the SNACKS SALESMAN: (As Noisy has now noticed that his hot dog is mustardless and is now once again passing it through the chain of spectators back to the snacks saleman): "Hey, there's no mustard on it!"

The snacks salesman has now happily put some mustard on it and is now once again passing it through the chain of spectators to Noisy. As Noisy was standing up to get his hot dog he has now clusily dropped it onto the lap of a Lady Spectator in a beautiful dress, and now her dress is now completly ruined from the mustard.

LADY SPECTATOR IN THE BEAUTIFUL DRESS to NOISY: (As she is now outrageously mad at him for dropping his mustard coated hot dog on her and spilling mustard is shouting at him in a really mad tone of voice): "Oh, why don't you watch what you are doing?"

NOISY to the LADY SPECTATOR IN THE BEAUTIFUL DRESS: (As Noisy is now picking up his hot dog from her lap and is saying to her in a mischievous tone of voice): "Don't worry, put too much on anyway!"

As the poor lady was cleaning the mustard off of her dress the best that she could Noisy was standing in front of the Gentleman Spectator with the Pipe as Noisy was blocking his view of the game.

GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE to NOISY: (As he is looking at Noisy with a really mean look on his face ans is shouting at Noisy in a mad tone of voice): "Hey, I can't see through you!"

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE: (As he is now giving Noisy a look of grimace as Noisy is saying to him in a mischievous voice): "My wife can!"

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG: (As Noisy is hitting him on his arm and is saying to him in a low and serious tone of voice): "Toss the kid a dime for the hot dog, what are you trying to do, jip him out of it?"

The Gentleman Hot Dog Spectator has now taken a dime out of his pocket as he is tossing it at the snacks salesman.

We are now getting a quick glimpse of the game where a player for the Green Sox's has now made a bat.

We are now back on the spectators as they are now watching with happy looks on thier faces as they are cheering him on to a home-run.

NOISY: (As he is now happily eating his hot dog and is back excitedly jumping up and down in excitement with the game is shouting in a happy tone of voice): "Slide, slide to the ride, slide!"

Noisy has now jumped up from the excitement of the hit as he is now standing up on his seat jumping happily has now caused his seat cushion to explode causing the other spectators to look at him madly as one is shouting at him madly, "HEY!"

We now see the Gentleman Hot Dog Spectator giving Noisy a really mean and ugly look about him crushing his seat cushion and causing it to interupt the game.

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG: (As Noisy is now looking at his crushed seat cushion with a happy look on his face as Noisy is saying to him as he is now laughing hysterically): "It's a blow out!, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa!"

At the sound of Noisy's seat cushion exploding it has now caused a black baby ot start crying loudly, 'waaa, waaa, waaa, waaa, waaa, waaa, waaa, waaa, waaa, waaa, waaa, waaa!"

We now see the black mother ot the baby as she is putting her baby over her shoulder and is now bouncing him up and down trying to calm him down.

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE: (As Noisy is looking at him with a mad look on his face and is saying to him in a low and mad tone of voice): "Why do they have to bring noisy kids to ball games? I like it quiet, (Noisy is now shouting loudly).

GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE to NOISY: (As he now has a look of madness on his face for Noisy as Noisy is pointing a finger at the baby says in a serious tone of voice): "It doesn't bother me!"

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE: (As Noisy is now mischievously patting him on his shoulder and is saying to him in a mad tone of voice): "Oh, no nerves hey, no nerves!"

NOISY to the MOTHER OF THE SCREAMING BABY: (As Noisy is now bending over to the mother and is giving her a mad look and is saying to her in a mad tone of voice): "Say madame, would you mind keeping that kid quiet, he's gettin' my mind off of the game!"

As Noisy is talking to the mother about her baby we now see some of the spectators enjoying the game while others are now looking at Noisy for him to be quiet and let them enjoy the game.

MOTHER OF CRYING KID to NOISY: (As she is saying to Noisy in a mad tone of voice as she is still trying to quiet im down): "Well, now with that bang, bang business, you done scared my 'Little Honeysuckle' most now to death!"

NOISY to MOTHER: (In a low and serious tone of voice): "Oh, I scared him, eh?"

NOISY to the CRYING BABY: (As Noisy is now giving the baby his second hot dog which has now quieted him down says to the baby in a happy tone of voice): "Here you are kid!"

HAPPY BABY to NOISY: (As the baby is now happily chowing down on the hot dog and is saying to Noisy in baby talk): "Where am da mustard?"

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG: (As Noisy has now flinched a tad at what the baby said is nos looking at him with a lool mischief on his face and is asking him in a questionable tone of voice): "Where's the mustard?"

GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG to NOISY: (As he is now giving Noisy a really mean and nasty look and is shouting at Noisy in a mean tone of voice as he is now looking at his trousers says): "You know where the mustard is!"

Here we go again round four betwixt the poor innocent Ole Margarine and Noisy. Ole is now being the catcher for the Green Sox's.

NOISY to OLE: (As he is now once again having fun heckling Ole as Noisy has a happy look on his face and is cupping his hands to his mouth as he is mischievously shouting at Ole): "Watch him miss it!"

We now see poor Mr. Ole Margarine totally missing catching the baseball as he is now getting hit hard square on his coconut with the baseball. We now see Ole staggering a tad as he is now regaining his balance as the spectators are now laughing hysterically at poor Ole missing the catch.

We are now back on the entire baseball field as the game is now in full process.

We are now back on the bleechers where we see the spectators getting up to leave as they are laughing hysterically at the fact the Mr. Ole Margarine has now lost game one of the'World Series Play-Offs' for the Green Sox's due to his clumsy playings.

NOISY to the SPECATORS: (As Noisy is now bouncing up and down in happiness and is saying to the laughing spectators in joy): "Can I call 'em or can I call 'em! Well there goes the old ball game folks, nice work, nice work!" (Noisy has now waved his hat at the players in happy mischief about their loss).

GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG to NOISY: (As the spectators are now leaving the bleechers after the game and a spectator is saying to Noisy in a state of madness about the Green Sox's loosing that game of the 'World Series Play-Offs'): "Why don't you shut up!"

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG: (As the spectator is shouting at Noisy in a mad tone fo voice as Noisy is looking back at him with a mad look on his face and is using a mad tone of voice): "Oh, a sore head!"

We are now on two thugs who are sitting in the bleechers with happy looks on their faces.

ONE THUG to the SECOND THUG: (As thug two is saying to thug one in a happy tone of voice): "Say, that loud mouth really won the ball game!"

THUG ONE to THUG TWO: (As Thug One is looking at ThugTwo with a look of bewilderment on his face as he is saying to thug two in a serious tone of voice): "Yeah, with him in the stands, tomorrow's game would be a cinch beat!"

THUG TWO to THUG ONE: (As they are now happily getting up from their seats as they are now approaching Noisy as Thug One is now happily saying to his partner): "Cinch beat, that's a beautiful fraud Arnold, let's go!"

Noisy to THE GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE PIPE: (As the spectator is standing there with his hands on his waist and is giving Noisy a really mad look as Noisy is looking at him in a mischievous state as Noisy is now saying): "What are you waiting for, an exit march?"

NOISY to the GENTLEMAN SPECTATOR WITH THE HOT DOG: (As the Gentleman Hot Dog Spectator is now exiting in the opposite direction as Noisy. Noisy is saying to him in a really happy and mischievous tone of voice as Noisy is waving a finger at him): "So long, Slim!"

We now see the Two Thugs happily approaching Noisy.

THUG TWO to NOISY: (In a very happy tone of voice as he and Arnold, (Thug One), are now looking at Noisy with looks of mischief as Thug Two is asking Noisy): "Hey Noisy, how would you like to go to Cincinatti?"

NOISY to THUG TWO and ARNOLD, (THUG ONE): (As Noisy is now rubbing his hands together in glee and has a really happy look on his face as he is now stating in a really happy tone of voice): "How would I like it, I'd love it!"

NOISY: (As Noisy is standing up on a bleecher and has his right hand cupped to his mouth as he is acting like a train conductor as he is saying in a low tone of voice): "All aboard for Cincinatti, 'whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!" (We now hear the sound of train whistle).

It is now night, the skye is totally dark and eerie, no moon and not even a single star is shining as we now see only the piercing light from the train as it is speeding merrily down the tracks as it's whistle is now piercing the dark and eerie stillness of the night.

We are now aboard the train where we are now at the bar where we see the bar-keep shaking up a jigger of martini's as the Two Thugs are looking at Noisy with mad looks on their faces as Noisy is now looking at Arnold, (Thug One), with a really hurt look on his face.

ARNOLD to NOISY: (As Arnold is now pulling Noisy by his shoulder and is saying to Noisy in a mad tone of voice): "Now listen, Noisy, we brought you here, we got a big beat on the 'Bulldogs' in tomorrow's game and all you gotta do is keep riding the 'Green Sox's'!"

NOISY to ARNOLD: (As Noisy is holding his drink and is looking at Arnold with a look of mischief on his face as Noisy is now saying to him in a mischievous tone of voice): "Oh, I get it!"

We now see Noisy giving the Second Thug a really sheepish look as the Thug is talking to Noisy in a mad state.

THUG TWO to NOISY: (As he is now pulling on Noisy's suit jacket sleeve and is saying to him madly): "And, you're in for ten percent of the beat, by the way how are your pipes?"

NOISY to THUG TWO: (As Noisy is looking at him mischievously and is saying to him in a mischievous voice as Noisy is now shouting): "How are the pipes? Watch him miss it!"

We now see the poor bar-keep with a look of panic on his face as he has now missed the glass as he was trying to pour a Martini, and the entire bar has now come crashing down breaking and shaking everything down off of the shelves as the poor bar-keep is now standing there with a horrified look of pain and panic on his face.

We now see Noisy as he is happily skipping dow a corridor as he now stopes abruptly as he is now reading a door with the following sign on it:

PRIVATE
GREEN SOX CLUB

Noisy is now quietly opening the door as he is tip toeing into the office as 'quiet as a mouse'.

We are now inside of the 'Green Sox's' office where we are hearing the manager of the 'Green Sox' speaking.

GREEN SOX MANAGER to his TEAM: (As he is standing there with a serious look on his face and is using a serious tone of voice): "Boys, we gotta win tomorrow's game, Lefty you're gonna pitch, and you, Ole snap out of it, you haven't had a hit in the series!"

NOISY to the GREEN SOX'S COACH and TEAM: (As Noisy is now happily and mischievously entering into the office as Noisy is saying in pride about Ole): "And, once more he ain't gonna get any, hiya, Stinky!"

We now see the outrageously mad Ole grabbing Noisy by his shirt collar in a fit of rage.

GREEN SOX'S COACH to OLE: (As the coach is now pushing back the thoroughly mad Ole and is shouting at Ole in a mad tone of voice): "Just a minute Ole, I'll handle this!"

GREEN SOX'S COACH to his TEAM: (As the coach is saying to his team in a state of mischief about Noisy): "Maybe, he's got something, boys!"

GREEN SOX COACH to NOISY: (As the coach is now looking at Noisy with a mischievous look on his face and is saying to Noisy in a devilish tone of voice): "Here, have a cigar!"

NOISY to the GREEN SOX COACH: (As Noisy is now using a happy tone of voice and is saying to him): "Thanks, have one of mine!"

We now see Noisy and the Green Sox Coach exchanging cigars as they are now happily lighting them up and are now (trying) to enjoy them. As Noisy has now lit his cigar we now see it exploding as the entire Green Sox's team is laughing at him hysterically, along with their coach, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa!"

NOISY to the GREEN SOX COACH: (In a full blown state of mischief says): "Quiet a blow out, ey?"

We now see the Green Sox Coach with a horrified look of pain on his face as the cigar that Noisy gave him has now also exploded right in his face. We now see the entire Green Sox Team with Noisy laughing hystericall, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, as the cigar is now exploding in the Team Coach's face.

NOISY to the GREEN SOX TEAM: (As Noisy is now laughing hysterically and is saying to them in a mischievous tone of voice and Noisy is now smiling mischievously): "Thanks for the reporat, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, get it the report?, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa!"

The office is now temporarily quiet as Noisy is now sniffing the air as the Green Sox Coach is now looking at Noisy in utter madness.

NOISY to the GREEN SOX COACH: (With a look of mischief on his face and he is now smiling in total mischief says): "Say, I smell something!"

GREEN SOX COACH to NOISY: (As the coach is still holding his exploded cigar and has the meanist look on his face as he is saying to Noisy in a mad tone of voice): "What?"

NOISY to the GREEN SOX COACH: (As Noisy is now getting ready to exit and has a sheer look of devilsh mischief on his face and is using a truly mischievous voice): "Your team, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa!"

We now see the Green Sox's coach along with the entire team getting up in a fit of rage as they are now slamming the door in Noisy's face.

It is now night and Noisy is in bed sleeping as we now see two members of the 'Green Sox' team walking down the corridor to their perspective rental rooms with really hurtful looks on their face as they now have found the room where Noisy is at.

NOISY: (As he is now talking in his sleep is saying in reference to tomorrow's game as he is heckling the Green Sox's): "Watch him miss it, (snaar, snaar, snaar, snaar, snarr, snarr, snarr, snarr, snarr, snarr, snarr, snarr as Noisy is now snoaring loudly): "Hit it to Ole, he'll miss it, (snaar, snaar, snaar, snaar, snaar, snarr, snarr, snarr, snarr, snarr, snarr, snarr). Oh boy, can I call 'em, or can I call 'em! (Snaar, snaar, snaar, snarr, snarr, snarr, snarr, snarr, snarr, snarr, snarr, snarr), there's a hole in your butt Ole, (snaar, snaar, snaar, snaar, snaar, snaar, snaar, snaar, snaar, snaar, snaar, snaar), strike one, strike two, strike three, strike four, strike five what kind of a game is this?" ('heeemn, heeemn, heeemn, heeemn, heeemn,').

We now see Ole and another Gree Sox player in Noisy's bed room quarters as they are now covering Noisy's chest with ice cubes hoping Noisy will come down with a cold.

NOISY: (As he is still fast asleep with no recolection whatsoever about the Green Sox players being in his room and plastering him with ice cube): "Aaah, kill the umpire!"

We now see the two Green Sox players finishing putting the ice cubes on Noisy's chest as they are now turning on a portable table-sized fan and is blowing more cold air on Noisy.

NOISY: (As he is now talking in his sleep and is shivering from being cold but does not wake up is saying): "Watch him M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-miss it, the game's on ice, 'hunrum, hunrum, hunrum, hunrum, hunrum, hunrum, I'll have a hot dog with mustard , unuh, unuh, unuh, unuh, unuh, unuh, ta-ta, ta-ta, ta-ta, ta-ta, ta-ta, ta-ta, heehee, heehee, heehee, heehee, heehee, heehee, huhu, huhu, huhu, huhu, huhu, huhu, beeeb, beeeb, beeeb, beeeb, beeeb, beeeb, ta-ta, ta-ta, ta-ta, ta-ta, ta-ta, ta-ta, heehen, heehen, heehen, heehen, heehen, heehen!"

It is now the morning lf the big game where the 'Green Sox' are now playing the 'Bulldogs' and Noisy is now in a Doctor's office sitting on a carriage with a scarf tied around his head, a hot water bag on his head and a hot water bottle tied around his neck, and is sneezing, a-a-a-c-h-o-o, a-a-a-c-h-o-o. a-a-a-c-h-o-o, a-a-a-c-h-o-o, a-a-a-c-h-o-o, a-a-a-c-h-o-o! uncontroably from the cold he caught by the mean and nasty Green Sox's players and their ice cubes prank. Noisy is now coughing, 'heehun, heehun, heehun, heehun, heehun, heehun, tutu, tutu, tutu, tutu, tutu, tutu, tutu, tutu, heeehn, heeehn, heeehn, heeehn, heeehn, heeehn!

DOCTOR to NOISY: (As the doctor is getting ready to look down Noisy's throat as he in pressing down Noisy's tongue with a tongue dedepressor says): "Open your mouth, wider, wider, wider!"

NOISY to the DOCTOR: (As Noisy is now sitting on the carriage with a horrified look of pain on his face and is asking the Doctor in a voice of panic): "What are you gonna do Doc, walk in?"

DOCTOR to NOISY: (In a really serious manner as he is looking down Noisy's throat and is saying in a serious tone of voice): "No, you'll find out!"

We now see Noisy sitting on the carriage with his eyes crossed and popping out as he is now sticking out his tongue and has a petrified look of pain and panic on his face as the Doctor is now using the tongue depressor and looking down Noisy's throat.

DOCTOR to NOISY: (As the Doctor has now finished looking down his throat and is now getting ready to listen to Noisy's chest as he is now getting his stethoscope): "Unhun, now take a deep breath!"

NOISY to the DOCTOR: (As Noisy is now using a really mischievous low pitched tone of voice and has a really sheepish look on his face as he is saying to the doctor): "Say aaah!"

DOCTOR to NOISY: (As the Doctor is now being totally faked out by Noisy says in a low and quiet voice as he is now realizing what has happened): "Aaah!"

The Doctor is now listening to Noisy chest as we are now hearing a busy signal alarm going off and the sound of a waterfall in his chest.

NOISY to the DOCTOR: (As Noisy is now asking the Doctor in a really hoarse tone of voice): "What is it water on the knee Doc?"

ARNOLD to the DOCTOR: (As the Doctor has now finished examining Noisy and Arnold is now asking the Doc in a worried tone of voice): "How is he Doc?"

DOCTOR to ARNOLD: (As he is answering Arnold in a very serious tone of voice): "He's in pretty bad shape."

DOCTOR to NURSE SHAPELY: (As he is saying to her in a very serious tone of voice): "Swab, Miss Shapel!"

We now see Nurse Shapely presenting to the Doctor a giant humongous-sized swab.

NOISY to NURSE SHAPELY: (As Noisy is still sitting on the carriage with a really pale look on his face and is using a really sick tone of voice says): "Shapely, squabs!"

NOISY to the DOCTOR: (As we now see the Doctor holding onto the giant humongous size swab as he is getting ready to use it): "Don't tell me, I'm that sick!"

We now see the Docotr ramming the humongous swab down Noisy's throat as we now see the Two Thugs standing there with painful looks on their faces as Arnold is now rubbing his throat in sympathy to what is happening to Noisy.

The Doctor is now using the humongous swab like a ram rod as he is now swabbing out Noisy's throat.

We now see Nurse Shapely standing there with a look of hurt on her face as she is now following with her eyes up and down at the movement of the Doctor and his swabbing.

We also got a quick glimpse ot the Two Thugs as they too were moving their eyes in an up and down movement to the swabbing on Noisy's throat.

The Doctor has now finished swabbing out Noisy's throat as the Doctor has now removed the swab stick and has a petrified look of panic on his face as we are now see Noisy swallowing the giant-sized cotton ball.

DOCTOR to NOISY: (With a mad look on his face and is shouting to Noisy in a mad tone of voice): "Where's that cotton?"

NOISY to the DOCTOR: (As Noisy is now looking at the Doctor with a perplexed and slightly sheepish look on his face and is using a very high pitched tone of voice as his vocal chords are now being blocke by the giant cotton ball): "I don't know!"

We now got a really quick glimpse on the Two Thugs as they were looking at each other with worried looks on their faces as they are now becoming scared about loosing their bet on the 'Bulldogs' in today's game.

DOCTOR to NOISY: (As the Doctor is now looking at Noisy with a look of panic on his face as he is pointing the stick at Noisy and is asking Noisy in a questionable tone of voice): "Did you swallow it?"

NOISY to the DOCTOR: (As Noisy is now giving the Doctor a really worried look and is answering him back in a really high pitched tone of voice): "I don't know!"

DOCTOR to NOISY: (As the Doctor is now looking at Noisy with look perplexed look on his face as he is asking Noisy in a questionable tone of voice): "Doesn't your stomach tickle?"

NOISY to the DOCTOR: (As Noisy now has a sheepish worried lookm on his face and is answering the Doctor back in a high pitched baby language tone of voice): "When I wear flannel underware!"

We now see Noisy sitting on the carriage with a petrified look on his face as he is now noticing the fact that he is now using a high pitched, baby language tone of voice is saying, 'WHEN......' Noisy has now slapped himself hard on his neck to try and get his voice back. He is now trying his voice again, 'WHEN......'. He is still using that high pitched, baby language tone of voice.

NOISY to the DOCTOR: (As Noisy is sitting there with a really hurtful look on his face and is slightly crying as he is now begging the Doctor in his hight pitched, baby language voice): "Doc make my voice lower, will you Doc?"

As Noisy was begging the Doctor to make his voice lower we saw Nurse Shapely and the Two Thugs standing there looking at Noisy with really worried looks on their faces.

THUGS to the DOCTOR: (As the Thugs are now approaching Noisy in states of panic as the are saying: "How about it, DOc?"

DOCTOR to the TWO THUGS: (As the Doctor is looking at them with a serious look on his face and is answering back in a serious tone of voice): "Oh, he'll be all right in half hour is you keep him warm!"

THUGS to the DOCTOR: (In a really mad state): "We'll keep him warm, all right!"

We now see the Doctor and Nurse Shapely leaving the office as the Two Thugs are now picking up Noisy by his arms and is carrying him out of the office in full blown states of madness.

It is now the night of the big game the 'Green Sox' against the 'Bulldogs'. We now see the Two Thugs along with Noisy pulling up to the back entrance of the stadium as they are now getting out of a taxi cab. Arnold is now getting out of the cab with the really sick Noisy, who is dressed in a fur hat and a huge fur coat as Noisy has really pale look and is coughing and sneezing uncontrollably, ka, ka, ka, ka, ka, ka, ka, ka, aaachoo, aaachoo, aaachoo, aaachoo, aaachoo, aaachoo, aaachoo!"

THUGS to NOISY: (As the Two Thugs are now dragging the really sick Noisy into the game as they are shouting at him in madness): "Come on!"

BASEBALL ANNOUNCER: (As we are now seeing the game well in progress): "It is the last half of the ninth inning and the score is tied, five to five!"

We are now on two players for the Green Sox, Ole and Boss.

BOSS to OLE: (As Boss is saying to Ole in a happy tone of voice as Ole is sitting totally cool, calm, and collected as he is waving a bat up and down as Boss is saying): "Nice, quiet, game, ehy Ole?"

OLE to BOSS: (With a really calm look on his face and is using a really calm tone of voice): "Sure is Boss. Go out there and smack the colour off it kid! (Boss is now slapping Ole on his back in a state of support):

OLE to BOSS: (As Ole is now calmly and happily approaching the batters plate is saying to him calmly): "It's a cinch!"

We are now on the bleechers where we see some of the spectators watching the game happily, they are fanning themselves with their hats due to the hot weather.

We now see the Two Thugs meanly dragging in the really sick Noisy as they are now sitting down.

BASEBALL ANNOUNCER: (In a serious tone of voice as he is making the announcment of the batter for the Green Sox): "Ole Margarine, up!"

Ole has now missed his first ball as the catcher is now catching the ball as the catcher is now saying, 'Ball One'!

Ole is now starting to wonder now if Noisy is now in the bleechers somewhere as Ole is now lowering his head in madness as he is now waving his bat in madness.

We are now on the Two Thugs and the incredibly sick Noisy.

THUG ONE, (ARNOLD), to NOISY: (As he is now hitting Noisy on his arm as he is shouting at him madly to Noisy): "Now, give out!"

NOISY: (As he is still really sick and is trying his ever loving best to please is now saying in a high pitched very hoarse tone of voice): "What, do you mean?"

Ole has now missed his second ball as Ole is now really suspicious about the fact that Noisy is in the bleechers somewhere as the catcher is now catching the ball and is saying, 'Ball Two'!

ARNOLD to NOISY: (As he is shout madly at Nois as the Two Thugs are now pointing the barrel's of their gats right in Noisy's face and is looking at Noisy with really ugly looks on their faces): "Listen Noisy, this is your last chance, give and give loud or I'll let you have it!"

NOISY: (As he is sitting there with the two gats pointing at his face as Noisy has a really panicking look on his face as Noisy has now gained full usage of his voice as he is now shouting to Ole): "Watch him miss it!"

We now see Ole instead of missing the bat, has now hit the home-run winning bat for the 'World Series Title' for the Green Sox as the ball is now leaving the field. The spectators are now standing up and cheering in happiness.

We are now on Noisy and the Two Thugs as they are now standing up in madness, (about loosing their bet on the 'Bulldogs'). Noisy is now running for his life as the Two Thugs are now looking at one another with really mad looks on their faces as they are now looking for Noisy out of sheer, utter madness.

We now see Noisy standing in front of a sign that reads as follows:

RESERVED
SECTION
A to C

ARNOLD to NOISY: (As the Two Thugs are now standing there looking at Noisy with the hammers cocked on their gats as they have very ugly looks on their faces and Arnold is shouting to Noisy in a very demented tone of voice about the fact of the 'Bulldogs' loss): "I wasn't foolin lug, I'm gonna let you have it!"

NOISY to the TWO THUGS: (As Noisy is now fully recovered from his cold and has a mischievous look on his face and is happily heckling the Two Thugs in full blow mischief): "Go ahead and shoot, and watch you miss it!"

SHORT FADE OUT:

We now see the Two Thugs with really evil and demented looks on their faces as they are now emptying out their gats trying to hit Noisy as they have now used up their cartridges and has totally missed Noisy.

NOISY to the TWO THUGS: (As Noisy has a really happy and mischievous look on his face as he is hystatically happy and is heckling the Two Thugs in sheer delight as Noisy is saying): "Haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, boy, can I call 'em, or can I call 'em!"


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Re: MR. NOISY
Posted 2013-05-09 01:11:37 by Dean Gonga
Edited 2013-05-09 01:12:09 by Dean Gonga

Very funny solo Shemp short with the always reliable Vernon Dent. Those two trade off one another quite nicely!


Reviewer's Rating: (8)
Re: MR. NOISY
Posted 2007-09-02 20:49:51 by IFleecem
Edited 2007-09-02 21:07:52 by Dunrobin

Hilarious Shemp Short. The bits with Vernon Dent and Walter Soderling (oh a northerner eh, peanuts to you) are wonderful. Ole Margarine is kind of corny (corn oil?) in this but without him you lose the plot of the film (fillum)
I love the part where Shemp pulls the band-aid off the gentlemen and says "stop swawking, I'll give it back to you after the game". The ending is kind of abrupt and silly but the rest of the film is wonderful. Shemp is great with all the insults.
Wish Columbia (Sony) would offer some of these solo shorts. (Curly,Shemp,Both Joes) The ones i've seen are pretty funny (especially the Shemp And Besser ones) Caught on the bounce always comes to mind.
Sgned, I Fleecem
President


Reviewer's Rating: (10)
Re: MR. NOISY
Posted 2006-03-20 17:33:29 by Bangsmith

This is easily the funniest Shemp solo short I have seen!! Unfortunately, none of his Columbia shorts are available for purchase, but a handful of his earlier films are available on budget collections. If you ever see this, you'll never forget Shemp's comments:

"Watch him miss it!!!!!!!" "Can I call 'em or can I call 'em!!!!!"

Four eyepokes, easily!!!!!!!


Reviewer's Rating: (10)

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