"Hello!" "Hello, Moe? Ya better come right over. You're missing one of the biggest things in your life!"
From FALSE ALARMS (1936)
"Wait, how are we gonna shoot golfs without guns?" "C'mon, Buffalo Bill!"
From THREE LITTLE BEERS (1935)
"I didn't do nothin'!" "That's why I slugged ya; do something... get the water and wash that window right now!"
From ALL THE WORLD'S A STOOGE (1941)
"What was your family decomposed of?" "Well, I'll tell ya. I was one of a litter of five... and I was the one they kept!"
From NO CENSUS, NO FEELING (1940)
"Nyahah! Hey Moe, look!" "How about that? We forgot to allow for shrinkage!"
From ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN (1941)
"Get outta this bed! Get outta this bed!"
From I CAN HARDLY WAIT (1943)
"I'll moida ya for this!" "What happened?" "Get this 'Henry VIII' off my neck!!!"
From HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND DUMB (1938)
"Didja hear that?" "Woo-wwo-woo - sounds like there's a bear down there. I'm gonna get a trap!" "What a minute. How can there be a bear down there?" "It's barely possible!"
From OILY TO BED, OILY TO RISE (1939)
"Medicine! Oh!" [swigs] "Ahh, I feel better already!" "What was wrong with you?" "Nuthin'!" [SLAP] "Oh!"
From DIZZY DOCTORS (1937)
"Oh, mutiny in the boxcar, eh?" "Get goin'!"
From MOVIE MANIACS (1936)
"Oh look! You bent the chisel!" "I'll straighten that!" "Nyuk, nyuk!" [KLONK]
From ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN (1941)
"Republican? Naw, I'm a Democrat!" "Not me!! I'm a pedestrian!"
From HALF SHOT SHOOTERS (1936)
"What've you got there?" "A pineapple, want one?" "Pineapple?? That's a hand grenade, get rid of it!!"
From SAVED BY THE BELLE (1939)
"What's goin' on out here?" "Somebody is defacing our character!" "Oh yeah?" "Hmmm!" "Get over there, turnip head!"
From MATRI-PHONY (1942)
"Somethin's wrong with my head! Is there a bullet hole there?" "No bullet's goin' through that skull!"
"Whaddya up to now?" "I've got a perfect score!" "No ya haven't, ya need another strike!" (SLAP)
From ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN (1941)
[Dog passes out after sniffing at fish] "What's wrong with him?" "Tarpon monoxide!"
From COOKOO CAVALIERS (1940)
"Who's there?" "Termites!"
Closing lines from THREE LITTLE BEERS
From THREE LITTLE BEERS (1935)
The Stooges are asked if they're members of the press. Curly makes a wise crack and gets it from Moe.
From THREE LITTLE BEERS (1935)
"Sold to the man with the spittoon haircut!"
From THREE LITTLE BEERS (1935)
"What do we have to do?" "Shoot golf!" "Oh... hunting!"
From THREE LITTLE BEERS (1935)
"Whadda expect to do what that?" "Paint the crack!"
From POP GOES THE EASEL (1935)
Hey, whadda you eatin'?" [crack] "A weenie, but it's kinda tough!
From HOW HIGH IS UP? (1940)
"Who had that last beer?" "Not me - I had that one with all the foam!"
From SAVED BY THE BELLE (1939)
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