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Moe and Curly

Biggest Thing in Your Life

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"Hello!" "Hello, Moe? Ya better come right over. You're missing one of the biggest things in your life!"
From FALSE ALARMS (1936)

Buffalo Bill

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"Wait, how are we gonna shoot golfs without guns?" "C'mon, Buffalo Bill!"
From THREE LITTLE BEERS (1935)

Didn't Do Nothin'

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"I didn't do nothin'!" "That's why I slugged ya; do something... get the water and wash that window right now!"
From ALL THE WORLD'S A STOOGE (1941)

Family

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"What was your family decomposed of?" "Well, I'll tell ya. I was one of a litter of five... and I was the one they kept!"
From NO CENSUS, NO FEELING (1940)

Forgot to allow for shrinkage

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"Nyahah! Hey Moe, look!" "How about that? We forgot to allow for shrinkage!"
From ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN (1941)

Get outta this bed!

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"Get outta this bed! Get outta this bed!"
From I CAN HARDLY WAIT (1943)

Henry VIII

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"I'll moida ya for this!" "What happened?" "Get this 'Henry VIII' off my neck!!!"
From HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND DUMB (1938)

It's Barely Possible

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"Didja hear that?" "Woo-wwo-woo - sounds like there's a bear down there. I'm gonna get a trap!" "What a minute. How can there be a bear down there?" "It's barely possible!"
From OILY TO BED, OILY TO RISE (1939)

Medicine! Oh!

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"Medicine! Oh!" [swigs] "Ahh, I feel better already!" "What was wrong with you?" "Nuthin'!" [SLAP] "Oh!"
From DIZZY DOCTORS (1937)

Mutiny in the Boxcar

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"Oh, mutiny in the boxcar, eh?" "Get goin'!"
From MOVIE MANIACS (1936)

Oh look! You bent the chisel!

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"Oh look! You bent the chisel!" "I'll straighten that!" "Nyuk, nyuk!" [KLONK]
From ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN (1941)

Pedestrian

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"Republican? Naw, I'm a Democrat!" "Not me!! I'm a pedestrian!"
From HALF SHOT SHOOTERS (1936)

Pineapple

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"What've you got there?" "A pineapple, want one?" "Pineapple?? That's a hand grenade, get rid of it!!"
From SAVED BY THE BELLE (1939)

Somebody is Defacing our Character!

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"What's goin' on out here?" "Somebody is defacing our character!" "Oh yeah?" "Hmmm!" "Get over there, turnip head!"
From MATRI-PHONY (1942)

Something's wrong with my head

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"Somethin's wrong with my head! Is there a bullet hole there?" "No bullet's goin' through that skull!"

Strike

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"Whaddya up to now?" "I've got a perfect score!" "No ya haven't, ya need another strike!" (SLAP)
From ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN (1941)

Tarpon Monoxide

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[Dog passes out after sniffing at fish] "What's wrong with him?" "Tarpon monoxide!"
From COOKOO CAVALIERS (1940)

Termites

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"Who's there?" "Termites!"

Three Little Beers - Crack Head Open

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Closing lines from THREE LITTLE BEERS
From THREE LITTLE BEERS (1935)

Three Little Beers - Dry Cleaning

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The Stooges are asked if they're members of the press. Curly makes a wise crack and gets it from Moe.
From THREE LITTLE BEERS (1935)

Three Little Beers - Haircut

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"Sold to the man with the spittoon haircut!"
From THREE LITTLE BEERS (1935)

Three Little Beers - Hunting

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"What do we have to do?" "Shoot golf!" "Oh... hunting!"
From THREE LITTLE BEERS (1935)

Whadda expect to do what that?

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"Whadda expect to do what that?" "Paint the crack!"
From POP GOES THE EASEL (1935)

Whadda you eatin'?

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Hey, whadda you eatin'?" [crack] "A weenie, but it's kinda tough!
From HOW HIGH IS UP? (1940)

Who had that last beer?

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"Who had that last beer?" "Not me - I had that one with all the foam!"
From SAVED BY THE BELLE (1939)





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