"Let a guy who knows how to do it kill that thing." [smash] "Nyah-ah-ah!!" "Why didn't ya give me a softer board?!" [bonk] "Get outta here!"
From MISSED FORTUNE, A (1952)
"This is all your fault, you!"
From A PLUMBING WE WILL GO (1940)
"Amalgamated Association of Morons, Local 6 and 7/8's"
From HALF-WITS HOLIDAY (1947)
"I oughta beat yer brains brains in... and I think I will!" (BONK!)
From VIOLENT IS THE WORD FOR CURLY (1938)
"You big lumox! You wanna give me boithmarks?!"
From PAIN IN THE PULLMAN, A (1936)
"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!"
From MICRO-PHONIES (1945)
"If that puddin'head haddna burnt up the plans, we'd have saved plenty of work."
From SITTER DOWNERS, THE (1937)
From MUTTS TO YOU (1938)
"Yeah, swine, pig, it's all the same. Swineheart, pigheart, pigheart, heartburn, who cares? We'll make it like that!"
From MOVIE MANIACS (1936)
"Now you're getting your vitamins... starch, vegetables, hypochondriacs..."
From SOCK-A-BYE BABY (1942)
"I'm sorry! I'm takin' census!" "Well have some!" [Crack] "Ow, ow, ow ow!"
From NO CENSUS, NO FEELING (1940)
"I'd knock yer brains out, if ya had any!"
"Now don't make any more mistakes!"
[bonk] "Oh!"
From SITTER DOWNERS, THE (1937)
"We got ya! One phony move, Mr. Dillpickle, and I'll shoot!"
From DIZZY DETECTIVES (1943)
"Those are my cigarettes!" [SLAP]
"We ain't gettin' noplace fast!"
"Quiet, we're on the air!"
From DIZZY DOCTORS (1937)
"I've got to have salesmen! Salesmen!" "I think we're being paid, come on!"
From DIZZY DOCTORS (1937)
See the cat. Does the mouse see the cat? Yes, the dirty rat!
From HOI POLLOI (1935)
"Ya know, I thought that armor spoke to me." "I did!" "Nyahahahah!"
From GHOST TALKS, THE (1949)
"This is all your fault, you!"
Twenty minutes to a pound! Eh, eh - we'll here a month!
From VIOLENT IS THE WORD FOR CURLY (1938)
"We sent you to the butcher shop for meat, not to the glue factory!"
From IF A BODY MEETS A BODY (1945)
"Hey, whadda you smokin'? An inner tube?"
From GOOFS AND SADDLES (1937)
"Wait a minute, Ein-steen. What that needs is a mixture of Enah plus Ana-sana-pecah-scram!"
"You idiot! I oughtta kill you!"
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