"A simple job for simple people!"
From A PLUMBING WE WILL GO (1940)
"This is my sister, Crummet. And this is my mother!" [SLAP] "Oh!"
From POP GOES THE EASEL (1935)
"I was burning up!"
"Hey, bring me back a piece of burnt toast and a rotten egg!"
From THREE SAPPY PEOPLE (1939)
"Brighto! Mister, can I rub a little of this on your body?" "You just try it if you want a good punch in the nose!"
From DIZZY DOCTORS (1937)
"Don't get excited! Ya can still use it for a cheese knife!"
From OILY TO BED, OILY TO RISE (1939)
"Oh, a coward, huh?"
"Do you solmnly swear to tell the try, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "Why don't you answer him?" "He's talkin' pig latin! I don't know what he's sayin'!" "He's asking you if you swear..." "No! But I know all the woids!"
From DISORDER IN THE COURT (1936)
"Five hundred dollars? Hmm, that's almost a million!"
From CASH AND CARRY (1937)
"I Can't Play Football"
From THREE LITTLE PIGSKINS (1934)
"I'm tryin' to think, by nothin' happens!"
"I'm a victim of coicumstance!"
"Ix-nay acking-cray, it's the Op-cay!"
From POP GOES THE EASEL (1935)
I'll make a note of it!
Curly renames the French artist's painting "Midnight on the Ocean" after splashing black paint all over it.
From POP GOES THE EASEL (1935)
"How about a kiss, my little sardine?" "I'm no sardine, and there'll be no kiss!"
From MATRI-PHONY (1942)
"Oh, a clip joint! Ruff!"
From ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN (1941)
"Oh, baking, eh? Can I help ya? I used to work in a bakery as a pilot." "Pilot?" "Yeah, I used to the bread from one corner and pile it in another. Nyuk, nyuk!"
From UNCIVIL WARRIORS (1935)
Curly has a one-way conversation with a block of ice.
From ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN (1941)
"What's the matter?" "This Peeping Tom tried to kiss me in my sleep!" "I thought you wanted to play post office!"
From PAIN IN THE PULLMAN, A (1936)
Curly get slapped and bonked by Moe for his stupid comments while the Stooges broadcast over the hospital intercom.
From DIZZY DOCTORS (1937)
"This bed goes back to Henry VIII." "That's nothin'; we had a bed that went back to Sears Roebuck III!"
From HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND DUMB (1938)
"Soitenly!"
"Can you spell cat?" "Soitenly!" "Spell it!" "Cat. K-I-T-T-Y. Pussy."
From HOI POLLOI (1935)
"I'll bet you tell that to all the boys... I mean, girls!"
From POP GOES THE EASEL (1935)
"Hello... Yes? Yes? Yes?" "Can they come?" "Hold on, can't ya see the line's busy?" "Busy?" "Yeah, I'm talkin'!"
From FALSE ALARMS (1936)
"Whadda ya takin' a bath for? It ain't Saturday!"
"What kind of a fool do you take me for?" "Why, is there more than one kind??"
From SAVED BY THE BELLE (1939)
"Hey, what's behind those drapes?" "The back ofthe drapes!"
From MATRI-PHONY (1942)
"Won't you be my boyfriend? You'll like me afterwe get acquainted. I grow on people!" "So dowarts!"
From FALSE ALARMS (1936)
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