"We are morons, tried and true; and we'll do our yell for you: NYYAHHH!"
From HALF-WITS HOLIDAY (1947)
"Will you gentlemen have dessert?" "Yeah, another turkey!"
From GRIPS, GRUNTS, AND GROANS (1937)
"Brighto! Brighto! Makes old bodies new!" "We'll sell a million bottles!" "Woo-woo-woo-woo, woo-woo!"
From DIZZY DOCTORS (1937)
"What's that?" "That's an eye." "Yeah, an eye for an eye... get out!" (POKE!) "And a tooth for a tooth?" "Soitenly! Get away from here!" (SLAP!)
From CASH AND CARRY (1937)
From MEN IN BLACK (1934)
"You boys really wanna know what it's for?" "Yeah!!" "It's for sale... now get busy sellin' it!" (BONK)
From DIZZY DOCTORS (1937)
"You can't quit!" "And why not??" "Cause you're fired!" "You can't fire him!" "Why not?" "Cause he quit!!"
From MOVIE MANIACS (1936)
From MEN IN BLACK (1934)
"I can't see, I can't see!" "What's the matter?" "I got my eyes closed!"
From ANTS IN THE PANTRY (1936)
Well, wise guys - what is it?" "It's a spider." "Toitle!" "Trying to kid somebody, eh? I knew it was a toitle all the time!"
From PAIN IN THE PULLMAN, A (1936)
"We're sorry Moe, we thought you was a fish!" "Do I look like a sucker?!" (SLAP!)
From ROCKIN' THRU THE ROCKIES (1940)
"Anything the Wright brothers can do the Wrong brother can do! Right?" "Right!" "Wrong -- Brothers!"
From DIZZY PILOTS (1943)
Moe slaps Larry and Curly around for wiseguy comments after they exit the locker room to play golf.
From THREE LITTLE BEERS (1935)
When Moe tells him they're at "a golf place," Curly is surprised that he doesn't see any golfs!
From THREE LITTLE BEERS (1935)
"Get up, you sleepy heads! Look at me, every morning, wide awake - 11 o'clock!" "I'm awake!" "What about you?" "I'm awake, only I can't get my eyes open. Whoa! Thanks!"
From DIZZY DOCTORS (1937)
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