"Well, seeing as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon." Useful on road trips when you stop at a Flying J at 3 a.m.
"I'll have this done before you can say Ticonderoga - if you can say Ticonderoga - if you can say anything!"
Most of my Stooge plagiarized lines are employed either in the kitchen or while working on a car. In the kitchen I've been known to refer to eggs as "cackle fruit" and to comment "Nice fresh chicken too" when taking the bird out of the deep freeze. "Sunny side down - and don't turn 'em over" is how I describe my fried eggs.
Working on cars allows me to say "Tools? Yeah the tools you been using for the past [insert any time period] years!"
When I was a treeplanter I and two other guys often did the Stooges' "Hello" greeting in ascending scales, only instead of saying "Hello" we usually used other words, not suitable for posting on this part of the board.
I've always wanted to pick up the phone at work and bark "Yeah - this is Madame de France" into it, just to see what kind of response I'd elicit.
Once in a while I've knocked something off a shelf and commented, "What idiot put that up there? Oh, I did. Boy, am I dumb!"
