Even though the Pirates were the Phillies' arch-rival, and those boneheads slowed down a connecting flight from Chicago to Philly, I always wanted to see what uniform combo the Bucs would wear each game -- the 9 possibilities they had. That's one thing wrong with baseball -- the boring uniforms. And they can't say, "Well, it's too hot to wear dark colors," because (1) they do in spring training in hot cities, and (B) a lot of teams wear dark shirts on Sundays in the regular season.