This thread was inspired by Piper's post in the "Bad Joke of the Day" Thread today ...
What are your expectations/resolutions for 2007, and what did you find most counter-productive/dissolutions about 2006?
(I'll reserve my comment for New Year's Eve)
Quote from Piper, Dec. 29, 2006 (Bad Joke of the Day Thread)
10 Points to Ponder
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,
make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still
can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial
tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird
and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions
and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands
of terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in
charge of immigration.
