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[Bruckman]

Night Train...

http://www.bumwine.com/nighttrain.html

...is a step closer to the gutter than MD 20/20!

Cheers! 

James

I was always an Everclear man myself (the drink, not the rock group). Came with a warning on the label that drinking too much might result in blindness. (Whether temporary or permanent wasn't specified; guess they weren't taking any chances). I preferred it cut with lemonade drink crystals but my roommates' preference was grape Kool-Aid as a mixer. Ugh. (This was back in my college days).

[jrvass]

I got in trouble after drinking a couple of bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 many years ago. The best I can remember, after drinking a couple bottles of Mad Dog, I started playing with a loaded 357 Magnum. I think I was doing a Robert DiNero (You talking to me?) thing. Well, needless to say the gun goes off. The bullet goes through the bedroom wall and right through my bedroom closet. I put a bullet hole in every damned shirt I owned. The cops come and arrest me and take my gun away. I never did get it back. What a fucking mess that turned out to be.

There is more to this story... JazzBill. Tell us about the fucking mess! 

James

(Always happy to learn from others!)

[JazzBill]

There is more to this story... JazzBill. Tell us about the fucking mess! 

James

(Always happy to learn from others!)

This little episode pretty much nailed the coffin shut on my first marrage. And even today,some 30 years later, I have a hard time getting my FOID card (Firearm Owner's Identification Card) from the state. Every time I renew it, I have to go down to the court house in Cook County and get some paperwork signed. Even though I quit drinking in 1987, I still didn't learn my lesson, I went and got married again.

[jrvass]

This little episode pretty much nailed the coffin shut on my first marrage. And even today,some 30 years later, I have a hard time getting my FOID card (Firearm Owner's Identification Card) from the state. Every time I renew it, I have to go down to the court house in Cook County and get some paperwork signed. Even though I quit drinking in 1987, I still didn't learn my lesson, I went and got married again.

You failed to remember Curly's wisdom???

"So tell me, are you married or happy?" 

[JazzBill]

Don't forget the Moe version of that bit in "No Census, No Feeling". When Moe is taking the guy's census on the steps, and in the background you hear a womans voice,... "Henry !!!!!!!"  the guy ducks and Moe gets hit in the head with a dish.