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Title: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: shemps#1 on February 02, 2009, 10:38:47 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the second Master Debates.

Topic
Artistically speaking, when should the Three Stooges have called it quits?

Participants
Taking the position that they should have quit immediately after Shemp's stroke in 1952: Finebari3
Taking the position that they should have quit after the 1956 short For Crimin' Out Loud: xraffle

Judges
metaldams - winner of TMD I
WhyIOughta
Dunrobin
Justin T

Format
The participants have until February 9 to write their arguments. In the interest of fairness I will ask the participants to send their finished arguments to me in a Private Message before posting to this thread. This is so the second participant to finish does not have any advantage from reading the other participant's argument. Once I receive both arguments I will inform the participants that they may post their arguments for the judges to read in this thread.

Once the arguments are posted the participants will then have an opportunity for a rebuttal, or a chance to poke holes in their opponents argument. The rebuttals may be posted immediately to this thread.

Once the rebuttals have been posted and the judges have read and scrutinized everything the judges will be allowed to pose one question (from each judge, not as a group) to each of the participants regarding either their argument or rebuttal.

Once the judges have asked all the questions they needed to and those questions have been answered, the floor will be open to the general public for a period of two days to ask questions of the participants.

Once any and all questions have been answered each judge will cast a vote (in this thread) for who they believe won the debate. If the vote tally is 4-0 or 3-1 a winner will be announced. If the vote tally is 2-2 I will cast the deciding vote.

The winner will receive a one year subscription to the Three Stooges Journal.

Let the debate commence!
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: metaldams on February 02, 2009, 11:11:34 AM
X and Mar-Jean,

A couple of rules Jim failed to mention:

     - If you two fail to call me "Judgie Wudgie" or "My Honor" during this contest, I will request you become automatically disqualified. 

     - If you don't attempt to bribe me with cash, you will become automatically disqualified.  I only accept Visa, Mastercard, and Discover. 

I've hope I made my self clear.  Other than that, I will be completely fair.

Love,

      Judgie Wudgie
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: xraffle on February 02, 2009, 09:29:16 PM
X and Mar-Jean,

A couple of rules Jim failed to mention:

     - If you two fail to call me "Judgie Wudgie" or "My Honor" during this contest, I will request you become automatically disqualified. 

     - If you don't attempt to bribe me with cash, you will become automatically disqualified.  I only accept Visa, Mastercard, and Discover. 

I've hope I made my self clear.  Other than that, I will be completely fair.

Love,

      Judgie Wudgie

Truth is stranger than fiction, Judgie Wudgie. ;)

Wow, Finebari3 says 1952 and I say 1956. This will be an interesting debate.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: WhyIOughta on February 02, 2009, 11:54:27 PM
Remember, you two -- You're in a courtroom, not Clancy's Pool room.....   [3stooges]
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: FineBari3 on February 03, 2009, 10:28:25 AM
"WOOOOLLFFFF....WOOOLLFFFF!"

Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: shemps#1 on February 03, 2009, 11:14:31 AM
The arguments are ready for submission. Once both of the arguments have been submitted each participant may post their rebuttals directly in this thread.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: xraffle on February 03, 2009, 11:15:17 AM
Ok, here goes nothing.


   So when should the stooges have called it quits? That’s a very interesting question that has a very simple answer. To me, it is very obvious that after Shemp’s death, the stooges started going downhill. They just weren’t as funny. Therefore, I think the stooges should have stopped in 1956 after “For Crimin’ Out Loud” was released.
   After “For Crimin’ Out Loud” was released, the stooges decided to film four more shorts and have Joe Palma as a stand-in for Shemp. Now, that was a bad idea. Those four shorts are simply unbearable to watch.  Just look at “Hot Stuff.” Joe Palma does a bad job at impersonating Shemp’s “eeb eeb.” Anybody would know that this guy is not really Shemp. It’s even suspicious when new footage is being shown and Shemp has his back facing the camera with his back bent.
   After the four Palma shorts were released, we have Joe Besser taking over as the third stooge. While he may be a good comedian, he wasn’t fit to be a stooge. The fact that Joe Besser didn’t want to take any hits is already a sign that he isn’t going to be nearly as funny as Shemp and Curly. It’s really ridiculous to watch a short like “Hoofs and Goofs” and just see Larry taking all the hits. We also have his corny “not so hard” response. If that isn’t enough, we have some really bad shorts to go along with all of that such as: “Horsing Around” and “Sweet and Hot.” I can’t even think of any Shemp or Curly short that’s as bad as those two.  They are just unbearable to watch. I doubt anyone can watch those two shorts and say, “That was hilarious!”
   Let’s look at the remakes Moe, Larry and Joe did. First, we have “Guns a Poppin.” Even with Curly’s failing health, he did a much better job in “Idiots Deluxe.” Next, there is “Rusty Romeos.” No one can honestly say that this was funnier than “Corny Casanovas.” Even that picture that Shemp gives his fiancée that causes the cat to hiss is hilarious. Joe’s version of the picture is not funny at all. Then, we have “Quiz Whizz” which is also a very bad remake of “All The World’s a Stooge.” The next remake is “Pies and Guys.” Since Curly’s health was really bad in 1947 and he missed the pie fight, one can argue that this remake was probably better than “Half-Wits Holiday,” but it certainly wasn’t better than “Hoi Polloi.” So, this third remake was completely useless. Then comes “Oil’s Well That Ends Well.” This short was nowhere near as funny as “Oily To Bed, Oily To Rise.” After that, we have “Triple Crossed.” This is a terrible remake of “He Cooked His Goose.” Even the ending of this remake was bad. The ending of “He Cooked His Goose,” where Moe shoots Larry in the rear, was much funnier. Finally, there is “Sappy Bullfighter.” This is the last short the stooges ever made and it has to be another remake. I’m pretty sure most people would agree that “What’s the Matador” is MUCH better. So, there are 16 Besser shorts and 7 of them are remakes, none of which are better than the original. This pretty much proves that, at this point in time, they were out of ideas and should have already called it quits.
   After Joe left the group, we have Curly-Joe DeRita taking over as the final third stooge. Now, he is just as bad as Besser in a very different way.  There was not a single thing funny about him. Compare the maha-rajah routine in “The Three Stooges Go Around The World In A Daze” to the one in “Three Little Pirates.” Even with Curly’s failing health, he does a MUCH better job than DeRita. Now compare the Pop Goes The Weasel bit in the Daze movie to the one in “Punch Drunks.” Again, Curly does a far better job.
   Another thing bad about the DeRita films is the fact that they cut down on the violence. That was a huge mistake. In fact, out of five films, there was only one eyepoke and that was in “Have Rocket, Will Travel.” The violence is what made the stooges funny. In addition to those five Columbia films, the stooges decide to star in “Snow White and the Three Stooges.” Back in the 1930s and 1940s, the stooges wouldn’t be caught dead in a movie like that. Then, they also decide to start a show called “Kook’s Tour.” I’m sure everyone here could agree that this was pretty bad. This show didn’t even get past the pilot episode due to Larry’s stroke. Now, Larry’s stroke is a sign that the stooges’ health are starting to deteriorate and that they should have called it quits a long time ago.
   Both Curly and Shemp were funny in their own way. Curly had his woo-woo, nyuk nyuk and high-pitched voice. Shemp had his long, greasy hair; his eeb eeb; and his funny look. Those are what made them funny. There’s really nothing special in Besser or DeRita that is funny. They just had their corny dialogues like “not so hard” and “buddy boy.”
   1956 is the best time for the stooges to call it quits. Sure, they did reuse a lot of stock footage at this time in their shorts, but they did have some hilarious new footage. Some examples include:  the first scene in “Husbands Beware” and the new footage in “For Crimin Out Loud.” Those two shorts are worth watching just to see the new footage. And don’t forget the short, “Blunder Boys,” which is hilarious from start to finish. The ‘Halliday, Tarriday’ bit is a classic. After “For Crimin’ Out Loud,” all that laughter stops. So this is why the stooges should have called it quits after that short. The stooges lasted over 20 years at this point and I think that was already a great progress.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: FineBari3 on February 03, 2009, 12:47:00 PM
Sorry I didn't get this posted sooner; I was watching the Steelers' championship parade!
Here is my official submission:


I believe that the Three Stooges should have retired in December of 1952. I give this date because of the supposed small stroke (or strokes) Shemp had in November, 1952.

Shemp was the natural replacement for baby brother Curly; certainly no one else could have done a better job. Shemp, being an original member of the group fit in almost seamlessly in 1947.

Although it has been documented that Babe stated Shemp had this stroke while playing cards in 1952, daughter Sandie Howard states that if Shemp had a stroke, it was "a family secret". Whatever statement is true, an observer of the Shemp films can certainly notice his decline physically and mentally. Shemp looks pale, weak, and has a potbelly. He often appears in a daze, but not a "comic" daze, like Keaton might do, or the Stooges might pose for in a studio still. Shemp's daze shows a vacant, confused look.

I also give this date because the quality of the shorts began to decline at this time. Budgets were cut, writing was substandard, and shorts on a movie program had fallen by the wayside.  I believe Columbia had the only remaining operating shorts department in December, 1952, but I am not sure of that date. Their shorts certainly did not get better after this date.

While writing this essay, I asked myself "What might have happened if they HAD retired in December, 1952?" Would we have had a resurgence in popularity because of television? Would there have been any feature length films in the 1960's?

In a perfect world, we all would like to retire when we make enough money. I don't believe the Stooges (except for Moe) could retire at this time (1952). Also, the trouper flame in a performer's soul is difficult to extinguish. We can see that with the Stooges, as Moe tried to keep the act going in some form literally up until the day he died.

Money and creative reasons aside, I believe that the Stooges should have retired in December of 1952, before their noticeable decline became a downward free fall.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: xraffle on February 03, 2009, 01:14:53 PM
Here’s my rebuttal.


While Shemp may have suffered a series of strokes in the 1950s, the stooges had some great shorts between 1953 and 1956. Some of those shorts include: Up In Daisy’s Penthouse, Tricky Dicks, Pardon My Backfire, Spooks, Goof On The Roof, Shot In The Frontier, and Blunder Boys (which I mentioned earlier). These shorts are filled with laughs. Even though Shemp’s health may be deteriorating at this time, these shorts prove that he hasn’t lost his touch. He still manages to make us laugh.

The stooges did tend to use a lot of stock footage at this time, but like I said earlier, many of the new footages shown in those shorts are hilarious. Watching shorts like Husbands Beware, Booty And The Beast, For Crimin' Out Loud, and Hot Ice are worth watching just to see the new footage.

Shemp’s health may have deteriorated in the 1950s, but he still managed to bring us a lot of laughter. It wasn’t until Shemp’s death where we see a HUGE decline. For Crimin’ Out Loud (1956) was the last short where the stooges make us laugh. The new scene in the office is priceless even though the new footage was short. That was the last big laugh the stooges were able to give to its fans. Therefore, the stooges should have stopped after that short was released.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: FineBari3 on February 03, 2009, 02:18:40 PM
Here is my rebuttal:

I stated in the last line of my essay "Money and creative reasons aside, I believe that the Stooges should have retired in December of 1952, before their noticeable decline became a downward free fall."

Simply put, the product was not good anymore. I agree with you that some very short were released in the time frame of 1953-1956, I disagree that they were some of the Stooges best work (and you're talking to a diehard Shemp fan).

By 1952, shorts were very old-fashioned; by 1956, the were prehistoric. I have no idea why Columbia kept making shorts after every studio got out of the shorts business by then.

I appreciate your expert analysis of the Besser shorts of that era. I do believe that bringing Curly Joe into two paragraphs of your essay is not related to the stance you took on the year 1956. This Curly Joe rant seems to have been left over from last month's topic of debate. 

(I hope you realize I would be the last person to deliberately piss anybody off by critiquing their work....it's a debate!)
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: metaldams on February 03, 2009, 02:53:56 PM
Xraffle:  Finebari brings up a good point about shorts subjects in general being passe in Hollywood by 1952.  No doubt there were budget setbacks with the advent of stock footage shorts.  Stock footage shorts were not only a Stooge phenomenom, but also done for Andy Clyde and Joe Besser.  You mention the new footage is funny, but do you feel funny five minute wraparounds with old footage constitutes artistic growth? 

Finebari:  How severe do you find Shemp's illness as far as his performance goes?  Every Stooge fan to a man (or woman), agrees the last Curly shorts are difficult because of his physical condition, but there is debate about Shemp.  Can you perhaps site an example where Shemp's health hindered what otherwise could've been a funny performance?
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: xraffle on February 03, 2009, 03:03:04 PM
You mention the new footage is funny, but do you feel funny five minute wraparounds with old footage constitutes artistic growth? 

Yeah, I think it does. While these shorts may not be their best works, they were still funny. I feel that as long as the stooges continue to bring us laughter, then they should still continue. While most of the shorts in this time period used stock footage, the stooges also managed to give us some brand new shorts here and there, like the ones I mentioned in my rebuttal. While they may not be their best shorts, they certainly were good ones.

While many may say that Shemp wasn’t as funny as Curly, he still had a unique style of comedy. Same with these 1950s shorts. While they may not be as good as their 1930s and 40s shorts, they still made us laugh, even if it was only for five minutes. The Palma, Besser and DeRita stuff didn’t make us laugh and that’s the point I’m trying to make.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: FineBari3 on February 03, 2009, 04:00:36 PM

Finebari:  How severe do you find Shemp's illness as far as his performance goes?  Every Stooge fan to a man (or woman), agrees the last Curly shorts are difficult because of his physical condition, but there is debate about Shemp.  Can you perhaps site an example where Shemp's health hindered what otherwise could've been a funny performance?

I would say that Shemp's illness was less noticeable than Curly's illness. I remember being surprised when I read that Shemp had a stroke prior to his death. I began to notice more and more, that Shemp just seemed to be off. His illness is not as obvious as Curly's was. He should have been in a hospital, not in front of a camera!

I absolutely knew that somebody was going to ask me to site evidence! Unfortunately, I have been staying at my mother's since my step-dad passed away, and have no access to my videos, DVDs, and books. Belive me, I would have had some examples from the shorts to back up my stance had a been at home. Eh, I figured what the heck, maybe somebody would not ask.   [shrug]
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: metaldams on February 03, 2009, 06:20:33 PM
Sorry about your stepfather, Mar-Jean. 
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: xraffle on February 03, 2009, 07:50:13 PM
Justin, Rob, and WhyIOughta: Do you guys have any questions for me and FineBari?
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: shemps#1 on February 03, 2009, 07:55:32 PM
Just to remind the other judges, if you wish to abstain from questioning please state so in this thread.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Dunrobin on February 03, 2009, 08:30:12 PM
Just to remind the other judges, if you wish to abstain from questioning please state so in this thread.

Sorry - literally just got home a few minutes ago (long day plus crappy Michigan winter weather, the price I pay to live in the boondocks.)  I'm just re-reading the prime arguments and going through the rebuttals.  I'll let you all know if a few if I have any questions.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Dunrobin on February 03, 2009, 08:53:14 PM
I'm going to abstain from questions.  Doug has already asked the pertinent ones, and I'm ready to cast my vote.  (I had read the initial arguments and the rebuttals while I was at work; I just needed a few minutes to read the rest of the posts.)

I'll hold back my vote for now, in case any one else has a question.  (Besides, I went first last time, didn't I?)   ;)
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Justin T on February 03, 2009, 11:09:48 PM
Doug almost read my mind with those questions he asked. Those were very similar to
ones I was going to ask. I'm going to abstain also
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: WhyIOughta on February 03, 2009, 11:49:29 PM
I'm wording the questions as I write this, I should have them both ready in a bit......
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: WhyIOughta on February 04, 2009, 12:36:22 AM
Finebari3.....My question to you is.... You've chosen your particular point in time, I would surmise, as a result of your love for the Stooges shorts that involve Shemp Howard....If you're approaching this topic from strictly an artistic standpoint, how can you justify your attempt at omitting Shemp Howard's four-year contributions, from the time of late 1952, through 1956? 
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: WhyIOughta on February 04, 2009, 12:43:55 AM
xraffle...My question to you is.....Most of your argument seems to argue the point of the Stooges needing tostop AFTER 1956....But, from a purely artistic standpoint, wouldn't you agree that the use of so much stock footage for the four year period (1952-56) seems to suggest that the "Art of the Three Stooges" was being watered down towhat amounts to "Columbia Re-Runs," and the team should have called it quits in '52, instead of exposing their audience to said re-runs?
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: xraffle on February 04, 2009, 01:11:54 AM
xraffle...My question to you is.....Most of your argument seems to argue the point of the Stooges needing tostop AFTER 1956....But, from a purely artistic standpoint, wouldn't you agree that the use of so much stock footage for the four year period (1952-56) seems to suggest that the "Art of the Three Stooges" was being watered down towhat amounts to "Columbia Re-Runs," and the team should have called it quits in '52, instead of exposing their audience to said re-runs?

You bring up a very interesting point. The budget at this time was a lot lower, which is why they had to reuse a lot of stock footage in order to save money. But like I said earlier, there were a handful of shorts that were brand new (several of which I mentioned in the rebuttal). Had the stooges called it quits in 1952, those shorts would've never been filmed. While those new shorts may not be their best, they were still good shorts that are worth watching. And like I said before, many of the new footage used in the remakes were hilarious (again there are examples in my rebuttal). Sure, I would agree that the shorts may not have been as good as their earlier ones and that they had indeed been "watered down," but they are still worth watching.

The reused stock footage was mainly due to the fact that their budget was low at this time. But looking at the new footage in these remakes, it shows that the stooges still had great talent. Had it not been for their low budget, the stooges would've been able to make a lot more new shorts. These reused footages were done because of money issues, not because the stooges didn't still have the "art." They still did, so they did the right thing by continuing with their career. Once Shemp died, that "art" disappeared and they weren't nearly as funny as they used to be.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: FineBari3 on February 04, 2009, 09:32:39 AM
Finebari3.....My question to you is.... You've chosen your particular point in time, I would surmise, as a result of your love for the Stooges shorts that involve Shemp Howard....If you're approaching this topic from strictly an artistic standpoint, how can you justify your attempt at omitting Shemp Howard's four-year contributions, from the time of late 1952, through 1956? 

I am not approaching this topic with strictly an artistic standpoint, but approaching it with several reasons including popular culture of the time and the health of a performing member. Artistic quality is certainly important, if not the most important reason, but not the only one for my choosing late 1952. Therefore, I do not have to justify the shorts after 1952.

I really did not chose that particular point in time because of my fondness for Shemp. I looked at the Stooges' career objectively and decided that time would be a good choice for the debate, and built my argument around it.
Title: The Master Debates II: Floor Open to the General Public
Post by: shemps#1 on February 04, 2009, 10:53:31 AM
The floor is now open to questions from the general public. The floor will remain open until 12pm on Feb 6.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Giff me dat fill-em! on February 04, 2009, 07:17:36 PM
I jes gotta axt some questions ...

Xraffle – you indicate that “For Crimin’ Out Loud” was the best cut-off point for our boys, and also stated that the short-subjects our guys put out after that one were lukewarm at an average. I’ve read in certain Stooge histories that after Shemp’s death, Moe seriously considered retiring the act, but they had several commitments left to Cohen, and this compelled him to seek out a replacement Stooge. Was Moe (and possibly Larry too) blinded by a commitment to contract to recognize when it was time to throw in the towel?
 Did Moe ever watch any of his own shorts and evaluate them for their own artistic qualities? If he did these things, perhaps we may have seen the towel flying over the ropes after Shemp’s death. Any added wisdom on your part will be welcome and introspective.

FineBari – Isn’t it weird that you picked 1952 as the cut off date for our boys? (The very year Curly died, on January 18 by the way)
My question is this: If Shemp had a stroke that Curly could comment on, it would have occurred early in January 1952. So, we would begin to notice Shemp's decline after “A Missed Fortune” released Jan. 3, 1952, following this line of reasoning. Can you pinpoint examples of Shemp’s decline beyond this date? (You were unable to earlier due to family problems – perhaps you have access now).
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: xraffle on February 04, 2009, 08:15:29 PM
I jes gotta axt some questions ...

Why soitenly!!


Xraffle – you indicate that “For Crimin’ Out Loud” was the best cut-off point for our boys, and also stated that the short-subjects our guys put out after that one were lukewarm at an average. I’ve read in certain Stooge histories that after Shemp’s death, Moe seriously considered retiring the act, but they had several commitments left to Cohen, and this compelled him to seek out a replacement Stooge. Was Moe (and possibly Larry too) blinded by a commitment to contract to recognize when it was time to throw in the towel?

Maybe he was. After Shemp's death, Moe even considered just having him and Larry as "The Two Stooges," but Cohen said no. So, it seems like their contract commitment did stop the stooges from doing what they felt was best. But I think Moe's "Two Stooges" idea shows that he still wanted to continue with the act.


Did Moe ever watch any of his own shorts and evaluate them for their own artistic qualities? If he did these things, perhaps we may have seen the towel flying over the ropes after Shemp’s death. Any added wisdom on your part will be welcome and introspective.

Interesting question. I wish I knew if Moe watched these shorts, but I can't say for sure. But I'm sure he did watch some (or maybe, most) of them. Maybe he did see the towel flying over the ropes after Shemp's death. After all, it was pretty obvious. But like you said earlier, it seems as though he was indeed blinded by their commitment to a contract. But I think it may have also been due to the fact that he didn't want the stooges to stop. He wanted to keep the act going until the day he dies. Even after Larry's stroke in 1970, it was a clear sign that the stooges should definitely stop as they're getting too old at this point, but he still pushed it and considered Emil Sitka to replace Larry.

So, what I'm trying to say is that yes, it did seem as though Moe was blinded by their contract commitment. But at the same time, deep down in his heart, he wanted the act to continue for as long as possible. So, he wanted to continue the act after Shemp's death, but he probably wasn't sure what he should do next since Shemp is gone. Since he wasn't sure, he was deciding on whether he should retire the act. But their contract commitment kind of convinced Moe to follow his heart and continue the act.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Giff me dat fill-em! on February 04, 2009, 09:50:55 PM
I thank you for the introspection, a thing seldom seen in debates.
FineBari - you may also expostulate-enumerate-evaluate-undulate ... or any other "lates" you can think of, as long as it is introspective. (in response to my query, that is)
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: FineBari3 on February 04, 2009, 09:59:40 PM
I jes gotta axt some questions ...

FineBari – Isn’t it weird that you picked 1952 as the cut off date for our boys? (The very year Curly died, on January 18 by the way)
My question is this: If Shemp had a stroke that Curly could comment on, it would have occurred early in January 1952. So, we would begin to notice Shemp's decline after “A Missed Fortune” released Jan. 3, 1952, following this line of reasoning. Can you pinpoint examples of Shemp’s decline beyond this date? (You were unable to earlier due to family problems – perhaps you have access now).


I picked late 1952 as my cut off date simply because Shemp's first stroke happened in November of 1952. I figured that a good time to decide to end the act would be right after that event.

No, I will not be able to go home until Sunday, so I cannot access my collection! 
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Dunrobin on February 05, 2009, 06:15:40 AM
I picked late 1952 as my cut off date simply because Shemp's first stroke happened in November of 1952. I figured that a good time to decide to end the act would be right after that event.

No, I will not be able to go home until Sunday, so I cannot access my collection! 

You could try scanning through the Filmography (http://threestooges.net/filmography.php?team=MLS) pages and see if that helps you recall any examples, MJ. 
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: FineBari3 on February 05, 2009, 04:11:30 PM
You could try scanning through the Filmography (http://threestooges.net/filmography.php?team=MLS) pages and see if that helps you recall any examples, MJ. 

I did that a couple of times, Rob, and I just could not recall a specific scene in those shorts right around the beginning of 1953. The short released just before his stroke was Cuckoo On A Choo Choo, which was 12/4/1952. I do not know when the filming date of this picture was, but I believe Shemp was not showing any signs of having had a stroke. He is prominent in the film and has many speaking parts and is involved with many gags.

The first short released after Shemp's stroke was Up In Daisy's Penthouse, and I cannot remember anything specific in that short, but I do not have access to my collection, as I stated before. The next three films (Booty and the Beast, Tricky Dicks, and Loose Loot) use stock footage from one particular short, Hold That Lion.  I think this time period beginning February 1953 shows us the beginning of the decline in the shorts. This may have been because of Shemp's bad health. Perhaps Larry and Moe or even writers suggested that Shemp take it easy? Perhaps Columbia decided to really scale back production in January of 1953?

It really is too bad that I cannot use a specific scene of a short to give an example of, but by my going to the Filmography, I did realize that SOMETHING had taken place between December, 1952 and February 1953 that caused Columbia to begin to use stock footage in the Shemp shorts and continued on after that.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: shemps#1 on February 05, 2009, 04:55:08 PM
I just gotta say, nice save MJ.

Just a last minute reminder, the floor shall remain open to the general public until 12 noon tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Dunrobin on February 05, 2009, 04:55:55 PM
I just skimmed through the episode pages from that time period, and it looks as though the first short that was filmed after the time of Shemp's stroke in late 1952 was Spooks!, which was filmed in May 1953.  The previous short, Tricky Dicks, was actually filmed in July 1952.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: metaldams on February 05, 2009, 06:07:21 PM
I just skimmed through the episode pages from that time period, and it looks as though the first short that was filmed after the time of Shemp's stroke in late 1952 was Spooks!, which was filmed in May 1953.  The previous short, Tricky Dicks, was actually filmed in July 1952.

This would make sense.  Stooge shorts were shot in "seasons" the way sitcoms are today.  There was usually a long lay off between filming seasons.  If this information is accurate, SPOOKS! would have to be considered the first "post-stroke" Shemp short.

Filming dates in general usually aren't close to the release date.  Curly's big stroke was in May 1946, while HALF-WITS HOLIDAY wasn't released until early '47.  I also know THREE ARABIAN NUTS was released a year after it was filmed.

 
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: metaldams on February 05, 2009, 07:56:51 PM
If this information is accurate, SPOOKS! would have to be considered the first "post-stroke" Shemp short.

Actually, I may have to take this back.  Looking at the production numbers, it appears SPOOKS! was released before a large amount of shorts that was filmed before it.  I then don't know what the first "post-stroke" Shemp short was.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Dunrobin on February 05, 2009, 09:14:49 PM
Actually, I may have to take this back.  Looking at the production numbers, it appears SPOOKS! was released before a large amount of shorts that was filmed before it.  I then don't know what the first "post-stroke" Shemp short was.

This has intrigued me enough to do a database query to see what we could find.  I've arranged the shorts by their production numbers instead of their release dates.

(https://threestooges.net/_private/ShempShortsList.png)

Notice that Up in Daisy's Penthouse was obviously filmed in early 1952, even though it wasn't released until February 5th, 1953.

Looking at the information that we have, it looks as though the candidates for first short filmed following Shemp's stroke (say that one three times, fast) are: Goof on the Roof, Income Tax Sappy, the new footage in Musty Musketeers or Spooks!.  Judging from the production numbers, I'd say the strongest candidate is Income Tax Sappy.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: metaldams on February 05, 2009, 09:57:17 PM
Notice THREE DARK HORSES was rush released less than two months after it was filmed.  Notice it's a political short, released a month before the 1952 presidential election.  Timely.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Dunrobin on February 05, 2009, 10:05:55 PM
Notice THREE DARK HORSES was rush released less than two months after it was filmed.  Notice it's a political short, released a month before the 1952 presidential election.  Timely.

I hadn't noticed that before.  I wonder if the Stooges' performance helped Eisenhower win the election?   ;D
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: FineBari3 on February 05, 2009, 10:31:04 PM
This has intrigued me enough to do a database query to see what we could find.  I've arranged the shorts by their production numbers instead of their release dates.

Fantastic! Brilliant!

Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: FineBari3 on February 05, 2009, 10:33:27 PM
I just gotta say, nice save MJ.


Thanks! 

I figured I might as well try something to save myself!  [doh]
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: shemps#1 on February 06, 2009, 11:07:40 AM
The floor is now closed to the general public and open to the judges to render their verdicts.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Rich Finegan on February 06, 2009, 11:44:12 AM
Here are some of the shooting dates that were missing from the chart you posted:

  4182 - Up in Daisy's Penthouse - from 1-21-52 to 1-23-52.
  4194 - Cuckoo on a Choo Choo - from 4-21-52 to 4-23-52.
  4196 - Booty and the Beast - from 5-19-52 to 5-21-52.
  4201 - Rip, Sew, and Stitch - from 10-14-52 to 10-14-52 (one day).
  4202 - Bubble Trouble - from 10-13-52 to 10-13-52 (one day).
  4203 - Goof on the Roof - from 11-17-52 to 11-19-52.
  4208 - Income Tax Sappy - from 11-30-53 to 12-2-53.
  4209 - Musty Musketeers - from 4-27-53 to 4-27-53 (one day).
  4211 - Pals and Gals - from 4-28-53 to 4-28-53 (one day).
  4212 - Pardon My Backfire - from 6-30-53 to 7-6-53.
  4216 - Shot in the Frontier - from 10-26-53 to 10-28-53.

              ---- Rich Finegan
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Dunrobin on February 06, 2009, 12:16:05 PM
Here are some of the shooting dates that were missing from the chart you posted:

That's excellent, Rich (and congrats on making your first post on the board!)   ;D   It looks as though the footage for Musty Musketeers and Pals and Gals were the first after Shemp's stroke.  (We really need to get more shooting days info into the database.)


The floor is now closed to the general public and open to the judges to render their verdicts.

Okay, I have my mind made up, but as I said before I am going to wait and let my fellow judges go first this time.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Rich Finegan on February 06, 2009, 12:43:49 PM
Yes, it's good to be here.
Regarding shooting dates for the Stooges shorts, unfortunately many are missing from the book "The Three Stooges Scrapbook" which I think is the most accessable source for that info. But I have a different listing from which I was able to fill in those 1952 to 1953 dates. The list I have covers every Columbia film (features and shorts) from 1928 to 1953. So we are still missing a few dates after 1953.
Are there any other Columbia films for which anyone would like to know the shooting dates?
   --- Rich Finegan
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: metaldams on February 06, 2009, 01:55:53 PM
Are there any other Columbia films for which anyone would like to know the shooting dates?
   --- Rich Finegan

Rich, first off, welcome. 

Secondly, any date you have that's not on this site would be great.  I'm especially interested in knowing the dates for FRIGHT NIGHT and FOR CRIMIN' OUT LOUD, (obvious reasons).

I never saw it published anywhere, but I always figured OUT WEST, the second Shemp short, was July 1946 because there's a picture of the cast celebrating Edward Bernds' birthday, and Edward Bernds was born July 12.  Curly's last day was May 6, so this sould make sense and give some insight over how fast the Curly to Shemp transition was.

Third, I'll hopefully have my judgement in by the end of the weekend for the debate.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: xraffle on February 06, 2009, 02:09:49 PM
Okay, I have my mind made up, but as I said before I am going to wait and let my fellow judges go first this time.

I'll hopefully have my judgement in by the end of the weekend for the debate.

Looks like I won't be getting much sleep this weekend. ;D
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Rich Finegan on February 06, 2009, 04:32:56 PM
Okay here are two shooting dates that should be useful:

You mentioned Fright Night, Out West, and For Crimin' Out Loud.
Fright Night was filmed from June 5, 1946 to June 7, 1946.
Out West was filmed from July 8, 1946 to July 11, 1946.

Unfortunately, as I'd noted, my listing stops at the end of 1953, so I do not have the dates for the short For Crimin' Out Loud, and like Fright Night and Out West, the dates are not given in the book "The Three Stooges Scrapbook".

So we still need to find another source for the as yet unlisted Stooges films shooting dates.
       
 --- Rich Finegan
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: metaldams on February 06, 2009, 09:47:19 PM
Okay here are two shooting dates that should be useful:

You mentioned Fright Night, Out West, and For Crimin' Out Loud.
Fright Night was filmed from June 5, 1946 to June 7, 1946.
Out West was filmed from July 8, 1946 to July 11, 1946.

Unfortunately, as I'd noted, my listing stops at the end of 1953, so I do not have the dates for the short For Crimin' Out Loud, and like Fright Night and Out West, the dates are not given in the book "The Three Stooges Scrapbook".

So we still need to find another source for the as yet unlisted Stooges films shooting dates.
       
 --- Rich Finegan


Wow!  Where'd you get this info?  Research?  Anyway, thank you.

So let me get this straight.  Curly has a stroke on May 6, and Shemp is filming on June 5.  Incredible.  I hope work was just Moe's way of dealing with his brother's condition, because if not, I can see why Harry Cohn's funeral was such a big event.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: WhyIOughta on February 07, 2009, 01:57:48 AM
OK, now that February 6th has come and gone, i'll write up my verdict, and post it here sometime on 2-7-09.....See you then!
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Capt Spalding on February 07, 2009, 01:20:33 PM
Looks like I won't be getting much sleep this weekend. ;D

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Giff me dat fill-em! on February 07, 2009, 10:51:25 PM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

Thank you, Lloyd Bridges! (Airplane!)
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Dunrobin on February 08, 2009, 08:50:37 AM
Okay - since my fellow judges are dawdling and I'm going out for the day, I'm going to render my judgment first after all.

My vote goes to Xraffle.

To be honest, he had the easier argument to make, since no one really likes the final A.D. "Shemp" shorts, and most fans don't care for the Besser shorts and DeRita feature films.  I was initially leaning to Mar-Jean's argument, but after looking at the Filmography I changed my mind.  Yes, most of the Shemp shorts after his 1952 stroke use a lot of stock footage, but there are a couple of original shorts - Spooks! and Gypped in the Penthouse - which show that Shemp hadn't lost his touch, and that's confirmed by the new footage in the other shorts.  I believe that the use of stock footage in most of the shorts post-1952 had more to do with the studio economizing than anything else.

While I don't like the Besser shorts and DeRita films that much, I don't really fault Moe and Larry for doing whatever they could to continue.  They were true troopers who couldn't just give it up until life just finally forced them to stop.  (I'm an inherently lazy bastard - think Onslow in Keeping Up Appearances (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098837/) - so I have a hard time relating to that quality, but even I can still appreciate it in others.)  But if the Stooges should have called it quits at some point, I think it should have been after Shemp's death, not after his stroke.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: metaldams on February 08, 2009, 10:32:27 AM
Rob, a lazy bastard?  Geez, I wish I could be a lazy bastard like you and create a site like this!   ;D

Anyway, it's judgement time.  This is a very tough decision to make, because you guys both brought up good points.  I agree with Finebari that The Three Stooges films were a bit old-fashioned for the time, as short subjects were a dying form and artistically not the best thing the boys could've been doing.  That said, when given a good script, like Xraffle and Finebari both agree on, the boys were still capable of magic.  Even the stock footage shorts have some funny new footage at times. 

The clincher for me was that as a team, in spite of their limited surroundings, the boys could still work together at an artistic level in terms of making laughs.  Finebari used the argument of Shemp's health against this, and while he may look weak in a few moments (I've always thought WHAM BAM SLAM, personally), I never thought his health hindered him anywhere near as consistently as Curly's, and wasn't convinced otherwise in this debate.  The statement, "He should have been in a hospital, not in front of a camera," felt a bit too extreme to me, as no physical evidence was presented that making these shorts actually killed Shemp.  Maybe it was his diet that killed him, or maybe it was just his time, shorts or no shorts. 

Xraffle also mentioned a couple of examples of where the boys were still funny, like the first scene in HUSBANDS BEWARE or in BLUNDER BOYS, and i thought that helped.  Tough decision to make, but I'm going to have to give the nod to XRAFFLE. 

Good luck to both of you, and now Finebari has the opportunity to pull a Red Sox/Metaldams type comeback.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: FineBari3 on February 08, 2009, 01:01:58 PM
  The statement, "He should have been in a hospital, not in front of a camera," felt a bit too extreme to me, as no physical evidence was presented that making these shorts actually killed Shemp.  Maybe it was his diet that killed him, or maybe it was just his time, shorts or no shorts. 


Curly should have been in a hospital, not Shemp!  I was writing about Curly's health in that paragraph; I went back and read that again and it does sound a bit confusing. I do mention how Shemp was not as ill as Curly was.   
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Justin T on February 08, 2009, 01:10:51 PM
This debate was even more fun than the first, I think. I want to commend both X and Mar-Jean for
doing a great job with their arguments. I also liked how the questions sparked some good debate.

While I can agree with the thought that perhaps it would have been better for them to stop after Shemp
had the heart attack in 1952, but I have to agree with X pointing out that despite the heavier use of
stock footage in the final Shemp years of 52-56 that the Stooges still made some great and funny shorts
after 1952 and even in the shorts with alot of stock footage, some of the new material was just as good.
Also, Shemp was in alot better shape than Curly was, as Curly's delcine in health is obvious starting in
1945 while Shemp still had energy and spirit in the years leading up to his fatal heart attack.

So I also give my vote to XRAFFLE. Great job both of you.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: xraffle on February 08, 2009, 02:23:35 PM
Thank you, Judgie Wudgies, for picking me. The only one that didn't submit a vote was WhyIOughta and I'm still interested in hearing what participant he picked. Finebari3 did an excellent job with her debate and she did bring up some excellent points as to why the stooges should have stopped after Shemp's stroke. She was a worthy opponent.

And my condolences regarding your stepfather, Mar-Jean.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: metaldams on February 08, 2009, 02:31:43 PM
Curly should have been in a hospital, not Shemp!  I was writing about Curly's health in that paragraph; I went back and read that again and it does sound a bit confusing. I do mention how Shemp was not as ill as Curly was.   

I'm sorry about that Mar-Jean.  You're right, you were referring to Curly, and for that, I agree with you, or if not the hospital, at least slowing down a bit.  I still give the slight edge to Xraffle, but uh, paint me embarrassed.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: FineBari3 on February 08, 2009, 05:34:59 PM
Thank you, Judgie Wudgies, for picking me. The only one that didn't submit a vote was WhyIOughta and I'm still interested in hearing what participant he picked. Finebari3 did an excellent job with her debate and she did bring up some excellent points as to why the stooges should have stopped after Shemp's stroke. She was a worthy opponent.

And my condolences regarding your stepfather, Mar-Jean.

This certainly was not my best effort, but I figured 'what the hell'!  I didn't see anybody else stepping up and entering the debate!  [hello]  I will most certainly redeem myself! I have a BA in History, so I wrote a lot of essays in college!

Thank you very much. My mom is ready to get out and go back to work. For those of you who do not know the story, my mother was diagnosed with cancer right before Christmas and had to have a hysterectomy. She came back from the hospital, and the next morning my dad was bringing her some toast in bed, and suffered a massive heart attack and fell down the stairs. My mom could do nothing. Needless to say, our Holidays were pretty bad.

A lot of things still have to be done around the house. You cannot imagine the stuff my dad accumulated; he had over 130 dress shirts alone!

Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: shemps#1 on February 08, 2009, 07:19:48 PM
Well to make it official....

By a score of either 4-0 or 3-1, xraffle, you sir are a Master Debater! :P

Your trophy, shaped like a cupped fist, should be arriving shortly. The "two fingers" trophy will be put back into storage until we have our first female winner. Rob will probably contact you about claiming your other prize, a one year subscription to the Three Stooges Journal. I am also going to extend an invite to you to participate as a judge in TMD III.

I would like to thank everyone involved: xraffle and MJ as well as our esteemed panel of judges. Remember I am currently taking submissions for TMD III, which will begin in March. Everyone but myself, Rob and xraffle is eligible to participate. See the "Announcement" thread for more details.

As an aside, I too am curious to see what the final judge has to say.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: xraffle on February 08, 2009, 07:22:33 PM
I am also going to extend an invite to you to participate as a judge in TMD III.

Yes, I would be glad to be a judge in the next debate.

I mainly participated in this debate just to give it a shot since no one else was submitting anything. It turned out to be a lot of fun. I hope many other members here would participate in TMD III (http://threestooges.net/forums/index.php?topic=2904.0). I'm not the best in writing essays, so if I was able to do this, then many other members here could do it as well. And besides, it's not all about winning, it's all about having fun.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: metaldams on February 08, 2009, 07:55:29 PM
This certainly was not my best effort, but I figured 'what the hell'!  I didn't see anybody else stepping up and entering the debate!  [hello]  I will most certainly redeem myself! I have a BA in History, so I wrote a lot of essays in college!

Thank you very much. My mom is ready to get out and go back to work. For those of you who do not know the story, my mother was diagnosed with cancer right before Christmas and had to have a hysterectomy. She came back from the hospital, and the next morning my dad was bringing her some toast in bed, and suffered a massive heart attack and fell down the stairs. My mom could do nothing. Needless to say, our Holidays were pretty bad.

A lot of things still have to be done around the house. You cannot imagine the stuff my dad accumulated; he had over 130 dress shirts alone!



Mar-Jean, very sorry to hear about your Christmas.  Obviously, this is awful.  Hope your Mom is recovering well.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: WhyIOughta on February 08, 2009, 10:53:25 PM
First, I’d like to say that I, too, enjoy reading and also participating in “The Master Debates,” and look forward to many more in the future.  Congratulations to both of the members that submitted arguments….

Discussing my vote…..First, I thought that “xraffle” DID have what golfers would consider “a tap-in,” taking the “must go ‘til ‘56” end of the raffle.  His original argument actually made strong points for not only HIS side of the debate, but Finebari3’s argument as well, in my humble opinion, when discussing the downhill slide, so to speak, of the “act.”   Re-using stock footage, re-usage of original acts, and the addition of what many may think was a horrible choice to join the act post-’56.  No doubt, when it came to the arguments of both debaters, they would make the point , at the VERY least, that the Stooges’ future appearances in short films should NEVER go beyond 1956….

So...MY question would be…… With this in mind, can Finebari3 take this given fact that both would agree upon, and create the winning argument that the Stooges should have cranked the end-all calendar BACK four years, and justify ending the Stooges career four years earlier than “xraffle” would suggest, having the Stooges call it quits in 1952?  That’s a tough window of opportunity to close, and it would take a masterful thesis to accomplish this feat.

In my humble opinion, Finebari3 did not make this argument.

Finebari, your submission strengthens xraffle’s argument, instead of weakening it.  You state that Shemp was Curly’s natural replacement (he was), which verifies his natural belonging to the act in most every stooge-a-holic’s mind.   The inclusion of Shemp Howard WAS “seamless,” as you state.  I’m sure xraffle wouldn’t argue that point with you. 

Finebari3 then (correctly) states that Shemp’s health began to show in some of his efforts after his 1952 stroke, and also brings up the fact that the Columbia shorts’ division was going thru some hard times as well, with a shortage of quality writing and some untimely budget dilemmas.  Unfortunately, even if you give credence to every one of these arguments submitted by Finebari3, there’s still one hurdle to get over — Should the act have ended in 1952, or does the submitted evidence of the following four years of Stooges’ shorts (1952-to-1956) suggest that ending the act in 1952 would be premature? 

From what I’ve seen with my own two eyes, Finebari3, I have to agree with xraffle — That four years of Stooges' work in short films we're trying to cut out might not be the best work ever made, but it's SOITENLY not the worst.  There are some classic moments that the boys put on film in that stretch, and I can't, in good conscience, suggest that these films should have never been made.  "The show must go on" is a long-time standard in the entertainment business, one I agree with. My vote goes to xraffle -- 1956 should have been the time that the act should have been retired.

Again, congratulations to both participants.  It was not only challenging to judge, but forced me (a pleasant task) to get out the 1953-to-1956 material that I had, and watch it for reference. 

Congratulations, xraffle -- You've done a fine job, and submitted a VERY convincing argument -- An argument that you might not have won, had this debate been held three weeksfrom now.  (grin)
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: xraffle on February 08, 2009, 11:07:06 PM
Wow! This debate was certainly interesting. Even though the votes came out 4-0, I still say Mar-Jean did a good job considering that she picked a tough argument. This debate certainly was fun and I'll be looking forward to TMD III.

Now Jim, I'll be waiting for that trophy. ;D
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: FineBari3 on February 09, 2009, 09:50:02 AM
Wow! This debate was certainly interesting. Even though the votes came out 4-0, I still say Mar-Jean did a good job considering that she picked a tough argument. This debate certainly was fun and I'll be looking forward to TMD III.


Thanks a lot, X. You were certainly a worthy opponent! I really think I could have done a better job.

4-0....I got spanked badly!
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Desmond Of The Outer Sanctorum on February 09, 2009, 09:59:30 AM
Thanks a lot, X. You were certainly a worthy opponent! I really think I could have done a better job.

4-0....I got spanked badly!
It is indeed a tough job defending the position that the 1952-56 shorts shouldn't have been made! I admit I leaned toward your position somewhat, because (1) my enjoyment of Stooge shorts, chronologically, takes its biggest dip at the point where all the recycled Shemp shorts start; and (2) I think it's unfair to Besser to say that the Stooges completely stopped being funny when he joined. Personally I'm glad we have at least the best few Besser shorts, but I frankly wouldn't have missed most of the Curly Joe-era stuff had it never existed.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: xraffle on February 09, 2009, 11:30:43 AM
I think it's unfair to Besser to say that the Stooges completely stopped being funny when he joined. Personally I'm glad we have at least the best few Besser shorts, but I frankly wouldn't have missed most of the Curly Joe-era stuff had it never existed.

Since the debate is over, I can be completely honest here. ;D
After Shemp's death, I do feel that the stooges weren't as funny anymore. However, some of their stuff after 1956 were interesting and I'm glad the stooges did continue after that year. It gave them a chance to complete more shorts and actually star in some feature films. Some of their films like "Have Rocket, Will Travel" and "The Outlaws Is Coming" weren't all that bad and I had fun watching them the first time. The only DeRita film that I can't stand for some reason is "The Three Stooges Meet Hercules." While the DeRita flicks are not the kind of films that I like to watch over and over, they're interesting to watch on occasions. And going back to the last debate, I like DeRita better than Besser.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Desmond Of The Outer Sanctorum on February 09, 2009, 11:44:51 AM
...going back to the last debate, I like DeRita better than Besser.
Well, yeah, I can tell.

I haven't seen all the DeRita features but I actually liked "Hercules" pretty well. I always thought the real stinker was "Snow White & the 3 Stooges."
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: metaldams on February 09, 2009, 12:54:37 PM
HERCULES has always been my favorite of the bunch, by far.  Not that it's great, but I can easily watch it, though childhood memories may have something to do with that.  I tried watching IN ORBIT during the first debate and found it impossible to watch more than half.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: shemps#1 on February 09, 2009, 01:07:01 PM
I can barely get through the majority of the Derita features, they are just so watered down and in some cases rather painful to watch. With that said, Hercules is the pick of the litter. I'd rather watch the Stooges at their best though, and that is with Larry and two brothers Howard.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: xraffle on February 09, 2009, 01:47:43 PM
Yeah, most people prefer the Hercules movie over the other DeRita films, but for some reason, I feel the opposite. Out of all the DeRita films, Hercules had the best plot, so that's probably why most people liked it. But with me, it had the least amount of laughs in it, which is why I don't care for it that much. My favorite is "Have Rocket, Will Travel" because it has the most slapstick in it and it did have a few funny moments. It's a shame that movie didn't make its way to DVD.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Giff me dat fill-em! on February 09, 2009, 03:45:45 PM
Being the self-proclaimed authority of things Derita (credentials: losing to metaldams in Debate1), my VERY favorite Derita clip is the one shown at the beginning of "Kooks Tour". They removed the color for most of the sequence, and showed the best of the boys with Derita snippets, especially slapstick. The "old black and white" feel made it appear that Curly-Joe was with Moe and Larry for a loooonnnnggg time. Perhaps I'll record it and post it here for all to see.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: WhyIOughta on February 09, 2009, 04:02:41 PM
I would appreciate that posting, my friend...Also, I must say I love your handle / name on this board.  When one of my sons doesn't properly return one of our DVDs, the first thing they hear from me is, "Giff me dat fillum, or I KEEL YOU!"  :D

Also, i'd love to judge the next debate, if at all posible.  I truly enjoyed it.....
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: metaldams on February 09, 2009, 05:49:15 PM
My favorite is "Have Rocket, Will Travel" because it has the most slapstick in it and it did have a few funny moments. It's a shame that movie didn't make its way to DVD.

The best thing about HAVE ROCKET, WILL TRAVEL is the dialogue in the love scene.  It's been years since I've seen it, so I'll have to dig out my copy, but I remember the dialogue being so awful it was great.  Give me a little bit and I'll get to the dialogue.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: metaldams on February 09, 2009, 06:10:12 PM
Man: I can take you to your planets and your stars.....

Woman:  Oh, don't talk like that, please.

Man:  You're a woman of science, why whould you object when love uses the language of science?

Woman:  But I'm not interested in love!

Man:  We'll experiment, research.  When two bodies meet in space they attract each other...

Woman:  Let me go, please.

Man:  Do they think of jobs or projects or theories?  No they collide.

(They kiss)

Man:  That's like being in another universe, isn't it?

(They kiss again)


Makes a nice segue into the third Master Debates, eh?
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Desmond Of The Outer Sanctorum on February 11, 2009, 07:25:07 AM
II must say I love your handle / name on this board.  When one of my sons doesn't properly return one of our DVDs, the first thing they hear from me is, "Giff me dat fillum, or I KEEL YOU!"
I always thought that handle was interesting but I never knew what it meant. What "fill-em" is that quote from anyway? (My off-the-top guess would be Dunked In The Deep.)
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: WhyIOughta on February 11, 2009, 10:51:47 AM
You are correct, sir..."Dunked In The Deep" it is...Here's the quote I use, from the provided transcript...

BORTCH to SHEMP:  (As Bortch has now caught up with Shemp and is in a full state dementedness is shouting at Shemp):  "Give me dat fillum!, Give me dat fillum!, or I kill you!"
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: xraffle on February 11, 2009, 11:01:44 AM
I always thought that handle was interesting but I never knew what it meant. What "fill-em" is that quote from anyway? (My off-the-top guess would be Dunked In The Deep.)

Oh! Call me stupid! In all the years I've been here, I never knew what that screen name meant. But now I finally know. It's Mr. Bortch's famous line in "Dunked In The Deep" when he chases after the stooges. [doh]
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: metaldams on February 11, 2009, 11:16:44 AM
Oh! Call me stupid! In all the years I've been here, I never knew what that screen name meant. But now I finally know. It's Mr. Bortch's famous line in "Dunked In The Deep" when he chases after the stooges. [doh]

Tony, AKA Shemp Shady, used to blurt that line a lot.  Gene Roth is great as Borscht.

DUNKED IN THE DEEP is also one of my brother's favorites.  The line he always quotes is, "Dat melon is here."
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: xraffle on February 11, 2009, 11:26:39 AM
By the way, when Mr. Bortch says "Give me that fillum," the translation is "give me that film." The stolen documents that Mr. Bortch had were films rolled up and stuff into the watermelons.

And I do know what Desmond Of The Outer Sanctorum is. It's the ghost that Shemp claimed closed the creaky door in "The Ghost Talk" (or "Creeps"). Remember strange things will happen in this castle. ;)
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: WhyIOughta on February 11, 2009, 02:17:33 PM
"Why, I oughta..."     [3stooges]
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Desmond Of The Outer Sanctorum on February 11, 2009, 03:01:58 PM
And I do know what Desmond Of The Outer Sanctorum is. It's the ghost that Shemp claimed closed the creaky door in "The Ghost Talk" (or "Creeps"). Remember strange things will happen in this castle. ;)
But of course! Except I thought Shemp was pretending to be the host of some radio ghost-story show -- sort of like the "Crypt Keeper" of later days.

Ghost/Creeps is by no means a favorite short of mine, but I got a kick out of the name Shemp says. And, as much as I bring up Besser, Shemp is actually my favorite Stooge (as well as my son's).
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: ThumpTheShoes on February 11, 2009, 06:43:48 PM
But of course! Except I thought Shemp was pretending to be the host of some radio ghost-story show -- sort of like the "Crypt Keeper" of later days.

Ghost/Creeps is by no means a favorite short of mine, but I got a kick out of the name Shemp says. And, as much as I bring up Besser, Shemp is actually my favorite Stooge (as well as my son's).

"Inner Sanctum" was the show.. there's a clip of that show's intro here:
The real "Creaky Door"! (http://www.radiohof.org/adventuredrama/innersanctum.html)
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Desmond Of The Outer Sanctorum on February 12, 2009, 08:53:26 AM
"Inner Sanctum" was the show..
I was gonna say that "Outer Sanctorum" must have been a Stooge-ism for something called the "Inner Sanctum." And I just looked up that show, and its host was "Raymond"!
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: metaldams on February 12, 2009, 11:17:39 AM
Lon Chaney, Jr. also did a b-movie series of six films with Universal around the mid-40's called THE INNER SANCTUM.  It was based on the radio show.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: FineBari3 on February 12, 2009, 01:12:35 PM
These are the pop culture references that I LOVE about the Stooges!

In 20 years, people might not even get that reference anymore!

Because the films were cranked out so fast, and meant to be seen only for a brief period in time, these references are priceless!

I just explained when Larry says "I haven't even seen The Jolson Story Yet" to my Mom, which led us to watching The Jolson Story and Jolson Sings Again, followed by The Jazz Singer when it was on TCM this past week.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: QuinceHead on June 10, 2010, 03:06:49 PM
Except I thought Shemp was pretending to be the host of some radio ghost-story show -- sort of like the "Crypt Keeper" of later days.

Which is somewhat ironic, considering that actor John Kassir -- the voice of the Crypt Keeper in HBO's Tales From the Crypt -- played Shemp in the 2000 Three Stooges bio TV-movie!   ;D

For duty and humanity,
JohnH
aka QuinceHead
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: LadyJ on February 18, 2015, 02:18:38 PM
Aw man...I missed the deadline. It's hard to say when anyone should call it quits but I'd have to say after Shemp's passing. Joe DeRita was okay but seemed like filler. It's like replacing Left Eye with some other girl--no can do, don't even bother. I know some would be mad at that but that's just my take.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Giva_Dam on January 01, 2017, 11:19:14 AM
They should have kept going, but they should have replaced Shemp (the second time) with Emil Sitka. Imagine that.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Tony Bensley on January 03, 2017, 03:36:07 PM
They should have kept going, but they should have replaced Shemp (the second time) with Emil Sitka. Imagine that.
I like Emil, but in my opinion, it would have been a bit too much like having two Larry's.

CHEERS!  [3stooges]
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: CurlyFan1934 on January 06, 2017, 02:17:06 PM
They should have kept going, but they should have replaced Shemp (the second time) with Emil Sitka. Imagine that.
I completely agree. I feel like Emil had a better sense of what he was doing than, say, Joe Besser or Curly Joe DeRita. Emil had worked with the Stooges previously and had the experience. He knew how the Stooges worked, and the Stooges knew how he worked. I think it would have been a good combination.
Title: Re: The Master Debates II: When Should The Stooges Have Called It Quits?
Post by: Tony Bensley on January 06, 2017, 11:01:28 PM
I completely agree. I feel like Emil had a better sense of what he was doing than, say, Joe Besser or Curly Joe DeRita. Emil had worked with the Stooges previously and had the experience. He knew how the Stooges worked, and the Stooges knew how he worked. I think it would have been a good combination.
I concede that Emil Sitka would have been better suited as a Stooge than Joe Besser, although I still think it would have been somewhat like having two Larrys, which I suppose wouldn't necessarily have been a bad thing - perhaps Emil could have been Larry's long lost brother, or something along that line!  From there, it would no doubt have soon become evident whether or not these "Tweaked" Stooges clicked sufficiently by the time they were rehired by Columbia to do Features, assuming that scenario otherwise played out the same way! 

CHEERS!  [3stooges]