I'm gonna go out on a limb and say 'Crash Goes The Hash'....?
My line: "Hmmm! This ain't a bad lookin' dump!"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say 'Crash Goes The Hash'....?
My line: "Hmmm! This ain't a bad lookin' dump!"
I don't know the short, but something tells me, "Yeah, reminds me of the reform school," follows. At least it SHOULD!
Try this one, which is VERY UNDERRATED line,
"What's that, a new car?
"No, it's an old sock!"
Try this one, which is VERY UNDERRATED line,
"What's that, a new car?
"No, it's an old sock!"
How about this one? "How do you like the eggs?"
"Sunny side down, and don't turn 'em over!"
Idiots Deluxe
MUTTS TO YOU (1938)
"Aren't you guys ignorant? Didn't you hear the lady say....he presses refridgerators!"
Did Shemp say that in THREE ARABIAN NUTS?
"You're crazy....If we're discovered, we're FOUND."
"Not can-a-peas, canapes.......One of us is crazy, and it's not you."
"Sounds like Lieutenant Duck, to me."
"There's enough here for all of us to have an operation!"
"Oh not me! There might be a loose piano up there!"
"Hey someone's rattling dice!"
Curly, in "Cash And Carry"
Curly, in "Nutty, But Nice"
Drawing a blank on the last one...
"Hey someone's rattling dice!"
Posting to get to ten so I can start new thread (3) Sorry
"The name is Mike Lippenkranz...Now OFF comes the CLOTHES!"
Moe, in "Rhythm and Weep."False Alarms
My turn: "Is this my fella? *GASP* And he's got a car, too! C'mon girls, let's go places and eat things!"
"I'm positive about the negative, but i'm a little negative about the positive."
Curly, in "Dutiful But Dumb"Disorder In The Court
My toin: "Toupee? 'Shot five holes in a divot."
How about "How did you know the King was missing?"
Curly, in "Dutiful But Dumb"
My toin: "Tarantula? 'Shot five holes in a divot."
"I’m trying to think but nothing happens."
How about "This poor thing is pining away for a girlfriend."
My toin: "What he wants is a pair of our slick slacks."
Now try this: "Hey, don't look now, but I think we're about to be killed."
Curly, in "Oily To Bed, Oily To Rise."
My toin: "One of us is crazy, and it's not you!"
"Cheerio, Pi-Pip, and all that sort of rot, old thing, old stuff, old fishmonger, old skunk bait!"
My turn:"Yes, Yes. We will work under covers!"
"We've been dispossessed."
"It's the new American custom."
My turn: "We get a half a slice 'a ham, and half an egg a piece. You get a whole bone and a whole egg shell, and you're sqwakin'!
"Little fly upon the wall, Ain't ya got no clothes at all? Ain't ya got no shimmy shirt? Ain't ya got no petti-skirt? Boo, fly, ain't ya cold?"
Is this a trick question, X? Curly said it in "All The World's A Stooge" and Moe said it in "Nertsery Rhymes."
My toin (if the above answer is correct): "Dr. Jekyll? We must hide!!"
My toin. How about:
"I never forget a face."
"Well, you better go home sister,'cause you forgot it today!"
That's Moe and either Brenda or Cobina (can't remember off the top of my head) in "Time Out For Rhythm."
My toin: "I like him frosting and all."
How about " What kind of a fool do you take me for ?
My turn and hopefully this line was only said in one short: "I ain’t gonna take my clothes off for anybody."
How about this one: "To my Siamese representative, Mr. Ah Me. I..., I..., Aye Yi Yi Yi Yi".
Okay, my turn:
"Them is fightin' words in my country.
Well, let's fight.
We're not in my country!"
[pie]
"Them is fightin' words in my country.
Well, let's fight.
We're not in my country!"
That's Shemp and I.Slipp in Hold That Lion! Very good stuff.
That's Shemp and I.Slipp in Hold That Lion! Very good stuff.
My toin! How about
"Yahhh burglars!!"
Well, since there's been no response in a couple of weeks, I'll throw out a new one:
[violent4]
"This bed once belonged to Henry the Eighth.
That's nothin'. We got a bed that goes back to Sears Roebuck the Third."
I'll throw on out there: "I got married so I could retire."
"He was falsely accused. But he's honest! Honest, he's honest!"
My toin: "For you I have zee graaand suprise!" "So have I, if you only knew it."
"Stop it! Stop it right now, you disgraceful vagabonds!"
Hmm, I know it's from 'Half-Wit's Holiday.' Jeez, I wanna say Symona Boniface said it...?
Back on subject, my toin: "If you didn't have TB, I'd be able to get this around ya." "Whaddaya mean 'TB?'" "Two bellies."
Here's another one: "Don't breathe down my neck, I don't like it.
It's okay for you to do it; onions, too."
That's a funny one! Moe & Curly in "Three Sappy People".
[buttkick]
Here's another one: "Don't breathe down my neck, I don't like it.
It's okay for you to do it; onions, too."
Sorry Dog Hambone, but it's a different title beginning with "Three".
Oh man, I can't believe I didn't see that before, either. It's 'Three Smart Saps.' [doh]
Remember, money ees no object....so long as eet's cheap!
Cookoo Cavaliers (1940)
"This I like...and I get paid for it, too!"
Larry, in "Rhythm and Weep."Without watching it to make sure. I'll say it's Singapore Joe in "Saved By The Belle".
My toin:
Joe: "Come my friends, eat, drink and be merry!"
Curly: "Where's Mary?"
Without watching it to make sure. I'll say it's Singapore Joe in "Saved By The Belle".
How about
Tweet tweet little birdie, I get it Doc..... we'll run em ragged and take them for every cent they got.
Yep, yep.Simona Boniface as Mrs. Smythe-Smythe to Emil Sitka as Sappington the Butler in Half-Wits Holiday.
..That's Cy Schindell in 'Monkey Businessmen.'
My toin: "No thank you, Sappington. I'm allergic to pastry."
I believe the episode is "Calling All Curs" with the dog known as Garson.
I always thought that was spelled Garcon, probably because the dog is a poodle. In French, it means "boy", but it is also used to address a waiter in a French restaurant. The "c" is garcon has a little squiggly line at the bottom of it, meaning you pronouce it like an "s". I'm guessing Mrs. Bedford was trying to give her french poodle a french name.
Here's mine:
"Ah, ketchup. My favorite fruit!"
Here's mine:
"Ah, ketchup. My favorite fruit!"
Shemp: "How da like that, busted a perfectly good cream puff?"
Moe: "You're worrying about a cream puff and we're about to be rubbed out. Why you?"
Shemp gets hit with an opening door...
Shemp: "Why I outta!"
Moe: You outta what?
Shemp: I outta be more careful. :P
Shemp: "Oh a bee-bopper......dig that craaaaazy Bopper name. Cool man. Real George. Gimme some skin?"
Larry:Well let me tell you something, I smell something awful.
Moe: Well don't brag about it.
Larry: No, I mean I smell something burning.
Moe: That's me sizzling.
Curly [crying]: "Moe, Larry! Moe, Larry! I'm so aggravated!"
"Gee Moe, I'm sorry Moe what mo can a fella say. That's all there is there ain't no mo."
My toin...
"Oh, mutiny?"
"Yeah, mutiny—and it's not on the bounty!"
"What does yours taste like?""Want mine?"
"A mattress."
A Snitch In Time
Shemp: "Ya know, there's a 1000 reasons why I shouldn't drink.
Moe: Oh yeah?
Shemp: "Yep--It's funny I can't think of 1 right now."
If it is all right I would like to insert an entry please. Thank-You:
Diane
Moron4392
Here's a new one:
"It's tremendous!"
"It's colossal!"
"It's putrid!"
My toin again:
"Then you said Septober! Then Octember! It's now in the middle of Novonder, and we ain't there yet!"
My post please:
"Say this is the hottest June we had since last July"
"You're next. Shoot the money to me honey."
"I don't wanna play."
"Did he say 'blood?'"Larry & Curly in SPOOK LOUDER
"I'm anemic!"
"What's the matter with you, why you don't come to the door. And what is with the plaster falling down & the tramping around here like a horse."That's Benny Rubin as Mr. Dinklespiel in HOOFS AND GOOFS
"Listen, if you don't stop this nonsense I'm going to give you a pop."
"What flavor?"
"5 delicious flavors."
My toin again...
"Well, doc, I got a terrific pain right here. Every time I squeeze my Adams apple, I can taste cider."
Here’s one I hope has not been done before:
“It’s good to see you, dear.
It’s good to see you, too.
Why didn’t you write?
I don’t know your address!!”
"Them is fightin' words in my country."
"Alright, lets fight."
"Oh, well were not in my country."
"Such levity! You remind me of the Three Stooges!"
"Hey! That's an insult!"
Here we go again:Curly & Moe in Busy Buddies
"Hey, you don’t look like you got any milk.
That’s what you think.
Nyaahh! Are you talking to me, cow?
Shut up and start milking.
It’s Moe!"
"Wait a minute Moe, were in trouble."
"I'll say you're in trouble."
"No, the judge is out there."
"What judge?"
"The one that wants to send us up for like."
"Don't worry, where there's life there's hope."
"You know my big toe? I shot it off... almost."
"I got a good mind to bust this iron over your head!"
"Hey, remember you had to pay for the last iron."
Dizzy Detectives....Curly speaking to Moe:
A tough one:
Moe & Larry sitting on a table.
Moe: Nuts!
Larry: Hey?! (So called disgusted look) Oh---
"This is a pool game, not a blitzkrieg. I think I'll invade you."
Moe to Curly, "I'll Never Heil Again?"You're exactly right, Herman. Good one. Here's part of the short's transcript, copied & pasted from this site:
Larry: "I can see us now. On a rock pile, making little ones out of big ones."
Curly and Moe--"Yes, We Have No Bonanza."
"Her shoes are too tight!"
"So you wanted wings, eh?"
"Soitenly!"
"Well, if this is what I think it is, you'll get your wings and a harp with 'em!"
Larry and Moe, "Cuckoo on a Choo-Choo?"
"Camel's hair brush, must be the hump."
"I swallowed the tacks! I'll..., I'll..., Well, I'll be doggone."
"C'mon Joe, we gotta stop those martians."
"Yeah they're gonna blow up the whole world."
"They can't do that, we won't get our social security."
I'm guessing The Three Stooges in Orbit
"Good evening, friends. I would call you 'ladies and gentlemen,' but you know what you are."
OK my toin again...Hmmm..Loco boy makes good don't sound right... I don't remember the name, but it was Moe's opening joke in the episode where they were entertaining at the old ladies hotel. He was met with silence, and clearing his throat he muttered "tough croud".
"Good evening, friends. I would call you 'ladies and gentlemen,' but you know what you are."
Hmmm..Loco boy makes good don't sound right... I don't remember the name
Woman Haters
My toin again..
"Those dumb clucks wouldn't know a redskin from a sunburn."
"Listen, if the cake in that oven turns out like this, you're gonna be the next one to broil in it. And I'm gonna baste you with nitric acid."
My toin again...
"Hi-Lee, Hi-Lo?"
"Hi-Lee, Hi-Lo."
"Poop-poop?"
"Poop-poop."
Hey MrHaroldG2000 (or should it be abbreviated to MHG2K?)
I'm not 100% sure on this one, but isn't your quote from SLIPPERY SILKS?
I won't offer a new quote unless I hear from you that I got it right.
"Wait a minute, I got a brainstorm."
"Anything in his brain is a storm."
"I wonder where he hangs out?"
"They generally hang out on the gallows."
"The gentlemen are going to do their native dance."
"I ain't gonna take my clothes off for anybody!"
"And this other charge, chicken stealing. I'm not going to make these poor unfortunates the victims of your prejudice and guess work."
"I don’t understand why you have to get so spooky just because a guy got croaked in this room."
"Remind me to kill you later."
"I won't have time later."
"Then I'll kill you now."
“Oh, you hit Santa Claus! Just for that, no toys!”
"Why don't you get a toupee with some brains in it?"
Here's a new one:
"I ran sixteen blocks. Got pinched for masquerading as a woman. And I had to pay fifty dollars fine. How do ya like that? Ohhh! I hate women!"
Curly.
"Cut my head off."
"A Missed Fortune"
Shemp?
"She loves me...She loves me not..."
"She loves me...She loves me not..."Isn't that Moe tearing out Larry's hair in his sleep in I'm a Monkey's Uncle?
Isn't that Moe tearing out Larry's hair in his sleep in I'm a Monkey's Uncle?
Shemp, in Corny Casanovas.
"Yeah, he'll farblonzhet him!"
Isn't that Moe tearing out Larry's hair in his sleep in I'm a Monkey's Uncle?
Actually, I was referring to Calling All Curs (when Moe is stuck in the speaker). But it probably has been used elsewhere.Three correct answers, though Calling All Curs is the earliest of the three shorts cited.
According to GaryStooge, chief cook & bottle washer of our illustrious fan club:
"In yiddish, 'farblongent' basically means 'lost, bewildered or confused'."
I recall the line, "Yeah, he'll farblongent him" from FLING IN THE RING (a remake of Fright Night)
Is that the correct short, Thump?
... FLING IN THE RING (a remake of Fright Night)
Is that the correct short, Thump?
That is exactly right!
Alright, I got that one right, but Hugo jumped in & asked a new one. The answer to that one is A PAIN IN THE PULLMAN.It was only on a second or third viewing that I figured out that Moe meant "berth marks" rather than the homophone "birth marks." I thought that the line was supposed to be just a rather absurd exhibition of ignorance!
And here's my new one:
"Let's fight a drool"
And here's my new one:
"Let's fight a drool"
Is that from Love at First Bite?
Love at First Bite indeed. Your toin now.
But who says the line?
"There's a beautiful little town about 40 miles from here called Peaceful Gulch. Where you can lounge in the lazy sun, the breeze blows over the open range, the birds sing, the bees hum, mmmmm..."
I was going to ask where this pair of lines comes from, but I think you'll know the answer: "What does that 'apprehensive' mean?"---"It means you're scared, with a college education."
"I don't know, it was my idea but I don't think much of it."
My toin again...
"Vitamins A, B, C, D, E, F, Gee I like food!"
my turn:
"Sit down you flatbush flathead!"
"I was burning up!"
"Do you know what that paper was?"
"Hot!"
"C'mon you slugs, we're rolling."
That would be Moe, yelling to Larry & Shemp, in VAGABOND LOAFERS.I can't believe it: I was just watching Stooge shorts on a DVD, heard Moe say that line, went to my computer to answer that question, and found that you had beaten me to it by about three minutes!
Here's a new one:
"Pre-war?"
"Next one."
"Listen you!"
"What?"
"Listen, you might hear something."
"What is that, a cocker spaniel?"
"No, I think its just a spaniel."
"I'll take vanilla!"
"What, you don't like chocolate?"
"I still like vanilla!"
"Well, have some!"
"Gargle with old razorblades."
"Well, that beats the Devil."
"You know, you're not much to look at, but baby I go for you."
Shemp Diesel, I'm not 100% sure, but doesn't Christine McIntyre say that line in HUGS & MUGS?
::)
"Hiya, girls! Meet the Three Stooges - comedy, singin’, dancin’, and snappy dialogue!"
"What do you mean by hiring men like them."
Here's an easy one thrown right down the middle of the plate:
"Who's in that can?"
"Just garbage."
Cy Schindell and Shemp from Shivering Sherlocks
[bump]
My toin again...
"He did it!"
"Thank you...but you started it!"
My toin:
"You know, he's known as Lightning."
"Hey fellas, I can't hear a thing."
"Why not?"
"I'm not listening."
"That Dill sure has the chief in a pickle."
"This is my brainchild!"
"Ah, you're not even married!"
MHG2K, that's Moe & Larry in FLAT FOOT STOOGES.
[3stooges]
Here's mine:
"How do you do? I’m the new adjuster from the Calamity Insurance Company."
Here's an equally easy one:
"I'm a lover of fine music. They made me listen to singing commercials!"
Shemp, Larry and Moe from Squareheads of the Round Table
"Hello. Oh, yes Mr Goodrich, I'm sorry we were tied up."
*SLAP*
"He means we were detained."
Larry from Don't Throw That Knife
"When we first started out I never thought we'd be three fingers on the arm of the law. I'm the first finger."
My toin (this is may be too easy, but it's such a good line!):
"Well, as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon."
Curly in We Want Our Mummy
"Dear Mr. Jack, look at the way he spells Jack, J-E-R-K."
I'm thinking Cuckoo on a Choo Choo
"Does my head look a steampipe."
"No, a steampipe hasn't got ears."
"I knew I missed a keg of nails."Moe & Curly in THE SITTER DOWNERS
"But it didn't miss me."
Connie Cezan in "Tricky Dicks" when talking to Larry I believe..........
"You must come with me and take off those wet clothes." ;)
My first thought was Jean Willes to Shemp in Gypped in the Penthouse; but I watched the scene and found that what she says to him is "You had better take those wet clothes off before you catch cold. Come on; I'll give you something to wear." Anyway, I don't see how either one qualifies as a classic line or even an interesting line.
As a follow up for ye of zee little gray matter......
"You must come with me & take off those wet clothes" - Gertie Green, Three Little Pigskins.
"Fellas, we can't do that, can we?" - Larry, Three Little Pigskins.
I believe that is Moe from Hokus Pokus, correct me if I'm wrong.
"Oh, a drop of mustard. That's always good on a hotdog. Yes, a little drop of it & I know he'll like that."
My toin: "I told you to find the kitchen, not steal it!"
"I'll give you..."Curly & Moe in NO DOUGH BOYS
"What?"
"The meanest look."
"I smell something burning. Somebody's roasting a ham!"
How about this similar one: "Do you smell rubbish burning?"---"Smells like somebody's frying onions."
That's Phyllis Barry & Curly in THREE LITTLE SEW AND SEWS.
:P
Here's a new one:
"The place will be more presentimental to the new bribes."
"Bribes?! You mean brides!"
"Uh-uh! Anybody who'd marry you two buzzards would have to be bribed!"
Larry: I smell rubbish burning.
Moe: So do I. YAAH! IT'S ME!
"You stole our girls, you horse thieves!"
"What's the matter with you?"
"I'm nervous, I'm in a hurry all over."
"Well a drink will fix you up. Come on porcupine, we'll mix him an Ena-Frapini."
"Oh, the help these days, it's deplorable."
Symona Boniface in Crash Goes the Hash
My toin...
"I'm sawing a saw in half with a saw! See?"
Oily to Bed, Oily to rise....
Here's another easy one...
"Rome wasn't built in a day and neither was Syracuse." :D
"Look at this room, fancy and clean. I feel like a king, if I just had a queen."
My toin...BEER BARREL POLECATS (Curly & Larry)
"Here's my brainchild!"
"At last you got a brain...child!"
"And I haven't had a new dress since we've been married."
"Well, we only married 5 years."
Eva Murray and Larry in Dizzy Doctors
[3stooges]
My toin...
"Oh, a Jack the Ripper, eh? Hittin' little girls!"
That is a fine line when Curly says it to Moe in "All The Worlds A Stooge" not "Nutty But Nice".
Eva Murray and Larry in Dizzy Doctors
[3stooges]
My toin...
"Oh, a Jack the Ripper, eh? Hittin' little girls!"
That's Curly to Moe in Nutty But Nice. And a fine line it is, too (when Curly says it).That line's from "A Plumbing We Will Go", not "All The Worlds A Stooge".
My toin:
"Up to the basement!"
"Yeah, it was so hot last night, I had to get up & take off my socks."
That is a fine line when Curly says it to Moe in "All The Worlds A Stooge" not "Nutty But Nice".
Shemp in Soup to Nuts.
Here's one:
"Wait...hello...hello. You can't do that. I'm not there, I'm here, but I'll be right over."
OK, my toin...
"A whale! Look at the size of that whale! It's a whale of a whale!!"
"By golly that's good. Taste like rotten eggs."
My toin...
"You give me the three hundred dollars, and I give you the business!"
My toin:
"Shut up, Tarzan! You’re all wet!"
Well, if no one minds, I'd like to get the game rolling again:
"Roses are red, violets are blue."
"You crush his skull, I'll break him in two."
Shemp - 'Income Tax Sappy'
"How can I have fire in my heart when you've got your foot in my face?"
Hope I have my Shemp Solo Shorts correct: "How Can I Have Fire In My Heart When You Have Your Foot In My Face?"
I recall that is from the March 09, 1935 Shemp Solo Short with Daphne Pollard; {where she has him pinned down on the park bench}: "His First Flame:" Let me know if I remember correctly.
Hoekstra
Moron4392
Seems like this forum loves little games like this, so here goes....
I'll name a line (or series of lines) from a classic Three Stooges short, and YOU name the short it came from. THEN, when you name the short from the first line, YOU post aclassic line for someone ELSE to identify.
I call FOUL. Lines have to be taken from a Three Stooges short. Read the original post:That last one (from Moron4392) actually is from a Three Stooges short, but an MGM short: PLANE NUTS (1933).
That last one (from Moron4392) actually is from a Three Stooges short, but an MGM short: PLANE NUTS (1933).
Or, should this be limited to only Columbia Three Stooges shorts?
How can a short with only Shemp in it be called a "Three Stooges short"? The term has to mean a short with the Three Stooges---i.e., the comedy act known as "the Three Stooges"---in it. It can't possibly mean "short movie with one or more of the comic actors who at one time or another appeared as members of the Three Stooges." That is stretching terms absurdly.
PLANE NUTS does not have Shemp in it. It has Moe, Larry, and Curly with Ted Healy and is a 1933 MGM short.
That last one (from Moron4392) actually is from a Three Stooges short, but an MGM short: PLANE NUTS (1933).
Or, should this be limited to only Columbia Three Stooges shorts?
It's your turn to post the next line.Okay, here's an easy one:
Okay, here's an easy one:
"Here's a post that shouldn't be here."
Quote from: Rich Finegan on Today at 05:25:43 AM
Okay, here's an easy one:
"Here's a post that shouldn't be here."
Marcia Healy in The Sitter Downers
Rob is right, MHG2K, that line was said by June Gittelson.
I was paying too much attention to the transcript on this site. It said that the line (the very last spoken words in the film) was said by Flora Bell, who was played by Marcia Healy.
The names of the Stooges' fiancees suddenly changes during this short. When the Stooges first arrive at the ladies' house and address the ladies' names, June Gittleson is Corabell, Marcia Healy is Florabell, and Betty Mack is Dorabell. Then a little later in the short when each Stooge draws one of the women's names from the hat, June Gittleson is suddenly Florabell, Betty Mack is Corabell, and Marcia Healy is Dorabell! Further complicating matters, when Marcia Healy is knocked out by the cement block, Curly calls her Corabell... Marcia played all three girls.
So here's a new one:
"Cut it out! You wanna give me 'ear'ysipelas?"
(this was a pun on the word erysipelas)
"If we see them, we shoot them between the eyes." "No, in the back."
My toin. This should be a relatively easy one...
"Everything happens to me!"
"A train going to Kansas City, 120 miles per hour, what's the engineer's name?"
"I'm gettin' sick & tired of this job...I ain't gettin' anywhere."
"And it's 200 percent wool."
"200 percent?"
Yeah, these sheep lead a double life."
My toin...
"Every time you think, you weaken the nation."
It seems to me that line is used in several different shorts, but the one I recall is when Moe says it to Curly in HALF SHOT SHOOTERS.
[pie]
Here's a new one:
"I say, Jasper. Uh, what comes after seventy-five?"
"Seventy-six."
"That’s the spirit, hahahaha."
"Now were you or were you not, on the night of June 13th, in Mrs Throttlebottom's chicken coop?"
"Soitenly not, I was in a house!"
"What house?"
"The dog house!"
"Hey, Moe! Hey, Larry!...I'm surrounded!"
"Slight case of musical cardiac, rock and roll type. A lot of fat around the heart & plenty of it around the head. Strenous exercise is what I recommend".
My toin again...
"Why aren't you more careful when you climb up a ladder?!"
"I only climbed up seven steps!"
"The ladder had six!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha . . . I don't get it."
"How many in the family?"
"I was one of a litter of three."
"Now don't tell me you're the one they kept."
No, I'm the one they threw away."
"Give me Ripley! Yeah, believe it or not!"
"That's my new invention...the Simplex Rodent Exterminator."
"We're not as dumb as we look around here."I believe that line is from SLIPPERY SILKS. There's no transcript available to check but doesn't Mr. Romani (played by William J. Irving) say that to Mr. Morgan Morgan (played by Vernon Dent)?
I believe that line is from SLIPPERY SILKS. There's no transcript available to check but doesn't Mr. Romani (played by William J. Irving) say that to Mr. Morgan Morgan (played by Vernon Dent)?
[scratch]
I'm pretty sure I'm right (if anyone disagrees, please speak up!), so I'll go ahead & ask the next one:
"Hey fellas, listen to this letter. Gentlemen..."
"That ain't for us, we're not gentlemen."
The earlier 'gentlemen' line came from Moe & Shemp - 'Sing a Song of Six Pants'
No takers? That was Moe in 'Baby Sitters Jitters'
How about:
"Larry, go get the soup! That's an order!"
"How'd you know the king was missing?" "Oh, so you're the one, eh? That's how you won my 13 cents!"
I'm guessing Outer Space Jitters
OK my toin...
"Who told you you need glasses?"
"An obstetrician."
My toin:
"Twenty minutes to a pound. Ha, ha. We'll be here a month."
"I see the garage, but I don't saw the garage. You are speaking incorrectly, you are moidering the king's english."
My toin...
"Artichoke."
"You too!"
Here's a new one:
"Remember my big toe?"
"Yeah?"
"Shot off! Almost."
Next time you handle a gun, shoot yourself in the head."
"Where are those three sun-baked hams?!!"
"Why that old tightwad, he'd steal flies from a blind spider."
"Wait a minute...how could a bear get down there?"
"It's barely possible."
"Fellas...you convinced me. I guess that you're right."
Is that Larry from Woman Haters?I guess that you're right. I mean, yes it is.
"From what they say I gather they are the Duke of Mixture, the Fife of Drum and Baron of Brains."
"How did that baby get here?"
"Business as usual."
"What?"
"I mean the kid walked in and asked for a match, I said I don't smoke."
"What do you have to do?"
"Shoot golf."
"Oh, hunting!"
Curly & Moe from So Long Mr. Chumps
"But listen Mister, we're gonna give you a bargain. Where did you ever get this mess?"
"I bought it here."
"Oh, what a beautiful Mess-terpiece."
"How is your cold?"
---"Oh, pretty good, but I still don't smell so good."
---"I'll say you don't!"
"How dare you hug my wife in front of my eyes!"
"Well turn around, and I'll hug her behind yer back!"
"Eh, why does your older sister have to get married before you can marry me?"
"It's an old family tradition. And besides, he's filthy with money."
"Eh, he's filthy with or without."
"Just the same, with his money we'll live on easy street."
"You don't think he'd marry this beanpole."
Moe - 'Three Little Sew & Sews'
"By golly, that's good - tastes like rotten eggs!"
"But Maggie, we just had the whole house redecorated." "But that's not the point - it's a political move."
"For two pins I'd bat your brains out!"
"I ain't got any pins."
"You ain't got any brains, either!"
"Are you familiar with the great wall of China."
"No, but I know a big fence in Chicago."
"Yeah, if worse comes to worse we can rob a bank."
Larry in Rumpus In The Harem
My toin...
"Oh, deer!"
"I didn't think you cared!"
"I don't!"
"Such levity, you guys remind me of the three stooges."
[pie]
"What would you do if you held the queen alone?"
"It all depends."
"Depends on what?"
"When the king is expected home."
Larry & the man in the car (Al Thompson, I believe) in POP GOES THE EASEL.
[bump]
"I’m sorry, kid."
"Why don’t you look what you’re doin’?!"
"I said I’m sorry, so shaddap!!"
"I can afford to lose a few pounds, I'm too pleasingly plump as it is."
Moe from A Plumbing We Will Go
"That's my favorite dollar."
"What do you mean your favorite dollar."
"I raised it from a cent."
"I feel a little edgy myself. I oughta take something for my nerves."
"Well, I'll be hanged!"
"You will!"
"Those idiots across the hall are driving me crazy with their hoofing."
"Shall we start on September morn?" "No, let's start right now."
"Oh, there you are sir Moeington. Cheerio, pip pip and all that sort of rot old thing, old stuff, old fishmonger, old skunkbait."
Moe in CUCKOO ON A CHOO CHOO
My toin...
"I got it...the trap!"
"You mean I got the trap!"
Curly & Moe - 'Three Little Pirates'
"You sly little devil, you. So it was a lady, huh?"
I know that's from You Nazty Spy!, and I know who says it, but I cannot recall the name. :-X
"I ain't gonna take no shower!" "Why not?" "I ain't got my bathing cap."
"We gotta search every nook and cranny."
"I once had a granny who searched every nook and cranny."
My toin again...Moe from If a Body Meets a Body.
"Blow it out, I said, or I'll blow out your brains...or a reasonable facsimile thereof."
"Ya know, we're not supposed to floit with the customahs!"
"Thanks, Dracula."
"I want you to look out for spies. Especially Jap spies. You're not a Jap, are you?"
"Nyaaaah! ME, a Jap???!! Woo-woo-woo-woo! I'll tear you..."
"Waitaminnit!!! He meant sap, not Jap!"
"Where's your vice?"
Vice, I have no vice. I'm as pure as the driven snow."
"Somebody is defacing our character!"
My toin again...
"If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream—and we haven't got any!"
"I'm Honest Moe, that's Honest Shemp, and that's......well that's Larry."
Moe and Curly - Flat Foot Stooges
My toin again...
"A tisket, a tasket, that green and yellow basket."
"Say did I give you carbolic acid, I'd love to."
My toin again...
"Do you feel a draft?"
"Draft? No, I was exempted."
Isn't that Moe talking with his dancing partner in THREE SMART SAPS, after Curly rips her skirt off?
[scratch]
I'm gonna assume I'm right & go ahead with the next quote, but let me know if you disagree
"Now, where were you born?"
"Lake Winnipesaukee."
"How do you spell that?"
"W-O, WOOF, make it Lake Erie, I got an uncle there."
"Dear old Mexico, the warmth of your chili will bring new zest to my breast & vice-a-versa."
"How 'bout a little credit, Pete, until our reserves get here?"
"Oh, I guess you're good for 25."
"Soiltenly, they'll probably send more than that."
"Sit down, eat your dinner like a gentleman."
"I'll eat but I'll promise nothing."
"Hey, what are you doin'?"
"I'm winding up for a flying start."
"Mr. Moe, you're accused of assaulting your two roommates with intent to commit mayhem."
"You mean murder."
"Yeah, and he tried to kill us too."
My toin again...Moe from Violent is the Word for Curly
"Run, lady! Your team's gettin' all the breaks!"
"How much money did Stewer's manager give you for your vote?"
"1500 dollars."
"Then we can buy a yacht."
"And go fishing."
"Yeah, you got worms."
"Yeah, but I'm going anyhow".
"Why don't you call up Washington & get you an FBI loan?"
My toin...
"Tarantula? Shot five holes in a divot!"
"Say Shemp, how much you gonna deduct for dependents?"
"4400 dollars."
"That's eleven dependents who are they?"
"My ex-wife and 10 bartenders."
My toin again...
"This'll be worth a fortune after I'm gone."
"I should kill you now and find out!"
"Wolf! Wolf! Aaahhh!"
"Who? Me? Hey lady, I resemble that remark!"
"It's upside down, rectify it."
"Poor Moe."
"Oh woe is Moe."
"Oh woe is you."
"Woah Moe."
My toin...
"Will you gentlemen have dessert?"
"Yeah, another turkey!"
Here's a new one:
"Don't you dare hit me in the head. You know I'm not normal."
"Beans. That's all I get is beans, beans."
Hello Sir:
Hope my response is correct. Shemp Howard from "Brideless Groom?"
Hoekstra
Moron4392
Would like to insert one; please: "Do You Have The Fourth Reel?, Yeah, But I Ate The Can!"
I don't recall those lines from any of the 190 shorts. I'm not that familiar with any of the Ted Healy & His Stooges features or the Stooges movies; I'm guessing it's from one of them?
Seems like this forum loves little games like this, so here goes....
I'll name a line (or series of lines) from a classic Three Stooges short, and YOU name the short it came from. THEN, when you name the short from the first line, YOU post aclassic line for someone ELSE to identify.
"Do You Have The Fourth Reel?, Yeah, But I Ate The Can!"
Next:
"Yo, ho, ho, ho, ho."
That sounds like the Russian clock saying it's 5 o'clock in Spook Louder
"I could eat a horse."
"Don't look at me."
"I said a horse, not a jackass."
My toin...
"Boy, what a moniker!"
"Then came that famous day and year..."
"When he said to his friends if the british march hang a, hang a..."
"I'll hang one." *SLAP*
Try this: "That's my favorite dollar!"
"He looks like a lilly to me!"
"Son, never in the history of motion pictures has the United States Cavalry been too late."
"I get Stetson. Which one is she?"
"Come on, toots, we'll shoot the works."
Moe - 'Oily to Bed, Oily to Rise'
"A barra-cutie, & what a cutie!"
"That bad luck was down my back biting me. It was scratching me to death. Six lions were tearing me apart bit by bit, six lions!"
My toin...
"My dear, would you care to go to the powder room?"
"Oh, no, no! She always looks like that."
"I can hardly wait. Boy, will I be a sensation in pictures!"
"Oh, don't be a baby it's all in fun."
"I hate fun."
My toin again...
"If you so much as breathe, I’ll tear your tonsils out and tie it around your neck for a bowtie!"
"Why you kleptomaniac."
"If that means what I think it does..."
"Yeah."
"I'm guilty."
"I'll take a milkshake... with sour milk!"
"Yeah, we need more help around here. Say, where are those 3 chuckleheads?"
"Oh, those 3 nuts."
"Yeah."
"I guess the squirrels got 'em."
My toin...
"He's pointing to where you are!"
"You mean he's pointing to where I was!"
"You know, I call him Baldy. And, yes, he calls me his little hazelnut."
"They're gonna go to work and like it. And if it's absolutely necessary, I'll go to work too."
"I wouldn't say yes, but I couldn't say no."
"Would you say maybe."
"I might."
"I'm Captain Casey from headquarters."
"I'm Brown from the sun."
"Oh, that's too bad, are you peeling."
My toin:
"Mingle or I'll mangle!"
My toin...
"They must be hungry, they all end in 'eat-a' (ita)."
"Those dumb clucks wouldn't know a redskin from a sunburn."
"Clarence Cassidy. Don't sound quite right no how, somehow."
Otay, here's a new one:
"We'll get you a new leg."
"You'll be dancing in 6 months."
"That's good... I never could dance before."
My toin again...LOL, they just showed that one on Antenna TV this weekend. That's Cy Schindell (as one of Doc Mallard's assistants) and Moe in MONKEY BUSINESSMEN
"What do you think you're doing?"
"We're breathing!"
"Well, cut it out! It ain't on the schedule!"
"Idiot. Thou has made me shoe the wrong mule."
My toin again...
"Mister, I haven't tasted food for three days."
"Well, I wouldn't worry about it...it still tastes the same."
"If you fall off watch out for the traffic."
"It's ok, the green lights with me."
Has been a month now, but I just noticed that Dog Hambone tried to guess my answer for this quote, "yeah I have the fourth reel, but I ate the can." This came from Curly's only solo short subject: "ROAST-BEEF AND MOVIES:"Let's give credit where it's due. ThumpTheShoes correctly guessed the answer to that one despite his contention that you had paraphrased Curly's quote.
"I say, Jasper, what comes after 75?"
"76."
That's the spirit!"
"Am I boint up. Here I was dreaming of a nice portion of roast chicken & dumplings."
*SLAP*
"What's that for?"
"That's for not dreaming enough for the both of us."
My toin again...
"What kind of fool do you take me for?"
"Why? Is there more than one kind?"
That'd be Singapore Joe & Curly in SAVED BY THE BELLE.
[hippy]
"What did you eat when you were a baby?"
"Weeds."
That was Moe's question and Curly's response in MUTTS TO YOU...
Try this one:
"Poor Uncle Caleb, he was a swell guy, give ya the shirt off his back and the buttons too." :-[
"What did you eat when you were a baby?"
"Weeds."
That was Moe's question and Curly's response in MUTTS TO YOU...
Try this one:
"Poor Uncle Caleb, he was a swell guy, give ya the shirt off his back and the buttons too." :-[
"Hey boys, I must be dead. I hear an angel singing."
"Hey! Look out! That thing is liable to go off!"
"It will go off. I’m going to kill you. Have you got anything to say before you die?"
"Yeah! Have you got a permit from the OPA?"
"Were you ever indicted."
"Not since I was a baby your honor."
"Feet, why don't you get going?"
"Yes, get going and answer the door."
"I'm going, but my heart ain't in it."
Dudley Dickerson and Moe in Heavenly Daze
Dudley Dickerson and Moe in Heavenly Daze
My toin...
"Well, I got four kings (kinks)—and they're not in the back!"
"And this is my mother."
SLAP
"Oh....MOTHER!"
"Look! Great big, giant, green canaries!"
My toin:
"When it comes to fish, I'm a common sewer."
"Roses are red and how do you do. Drink 4 of these and woo woo woo woo."
"Gee, pa can still slap."
"You bet. Now you boys be nice & I'll let you come to my wedding this afternoon."
"Get this 'Henry VIII' off my neck!"
My toin:
"I gotta wash my hands. Who do you think you I am, anyhow?"
"Hey, Anyhow."
"What?"
"Come on, come on, Anyhow. Come on!"
Moe and Larry in SCHEMING SCHEMERS
My toin again...
"Stand back, or I'll mail ya to the undertaker!"
Say buddy, how'ya fixed for money?
(I'm) fine, thank you.
I was worried about you!
"Here's my brainchild."
"At last you got a brain, child."
My toin...
"A couple of pip pips, a little barbecue, and what have you!"
"Use gritto radio friends, the soap that gives your hands that dishpan look. How will the old man know you've been working, if your hands don't have that dishpan look."
My toin again. This should be another easy one...
"There ain't been a gentleman in our family for fifty generations!"
"Hey! Look! A skeleton fish!"
"A skeleton fish! Oh!"
My toin—and speaking of fish...
"Have you got a fishing license?"
"No!"
"Then gimme back my fish!"
"Here's one!" (slap)
MHG2K, isn't that Curly & Moe in A GEM OF A JAM after Moe fishes the goldfish out of Curly' innards with the help of the "flour-scopy"?
???
Assuming my answer is correct, I'll ask a new one (with apologies for a probable misspelling or two):
"Adirondack, one zell, two zell, three zell, zam!
The bucktail then I get tickle and tam!
Hank, scram, the butcher man!
See, saw, buck, out!"
Sounds like "BOOBS IN ARMS"..... :P
And another one:
"One more slip up outta you guys and I'm gonna hang ya! All 3 of ya!"
And another one:
"One more slip up outta you guys and I'm gonna hang ya! All 3 of ya!"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but you didn't have to go far for this one...is it Richard Fiske as the Sergeant in Boobs in Arms, and later in Dizzy Pilots?
"I want to know about my armies, have we taken the dykes of Holland?"
"Soitenly, and the van dykes of Amsterdam, and the up dykes of Rotterdam, and the hunchback of Notre Dame."
Moe and Curly - I'll Never Heil Again
[3stooges]
My toin...
"Boy, you should have been a surveyor!"
"Aw, thanks! Bet you tell that to all the interns!"
My toin:
"Rock cod, sea bass, albacore and pickerel.
Sand dab, yellow tail, tuna fish and mackerel.
Blue fish, sail fish, carp and tarpon if you wish.
Sword fish, whitefish, herring and gefilte fish.
And that ain’t all!"
My toin again...
"The dumbwaiter!"
"Hey! I resent that!"
"Not you! The other dumbwaiter!"
"So we stuck our little tootsies in the water, and we ducked under the waves we did, ha ha!"
Next quote...
"Can I help it if I ain't Cousin Basil?"
On to the next:
"Brighto! Brighto! It makes old bodies new!
We'll sell a million bottles! Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!"
My toin...
"It bit me...but I got him!"
"You know Porcupine, for a guy without brains you're a genius."
My toin again...
"What are you shakin' about?"
"I don't know - I'm in a hurry all over!"
"Do you think we better call a doctor?"
"No, if he had an ounce of initiative in him, he’d swallow the thing."
"The idea's been in my head since I was 10 years old."
"Oh, sorta aged in the wood."
"Hey, this fish looks like Moe."
"It is Moe."
"Sorry folks, dinners postponed on account of rain."
"Stop down a 1/4 mile........someone left a little hypo in there........"
May not be exact but I am trying not to cheat........
"I am going to kill you to death."
"That's too permanent."
My toin...
"If you get there first, put a chalk mark."
"What if you get there first?"
"Then I'll rub it out."
One of the gangsters and Larry in Pardon my Backfire
[pie]
My toin...
"If you get there first, put a chalk mark."
"What if you get there first?"
"Then I'll rub it out."
One of my favorites......THREE LITTLE PIG SKINS....Moe & Larry conversing
Here's another one:
"You had a hallucination...........
No, I had a hunk o'pipe....." [pie]
"We'll die with the heat before those dumb ice men get here. Yesterday they put the ice in the radio."
The wife to her husband at the very beginning of An Ache in Every StakeI think it is from "From Nurse to Worse" as Moe talks to Curly before going into the Dr.s office...
[3stooges]
My toin...
"You're supposed to be a dog—and don't forget it!"
"You'll find this very comfortable when the cold and clammy wind howls over the morgue like a lost soul."
"You'll find this very comfortable when the cold and clammy wind howls over the morgue like a lost soul."
My toin again...
"Hot, cold or muddy?"
"Oh, as you wish."
"What's the matter? Too hot?"
"No, too muddy!"
Charles Knight in The Hot Scots and in stock footage in Scotched in Scotland
My toin again...
"Hot, cold or muddy?"
"Oh, as you wish."
"What's the matter? Too hot?"
"No, too muddy!"
EVEN AS I.O.U...........I know I got this one...Larry & Moe
Let's try this again.....
"Hey Porcupine, how 'bout pressin' my pants? I wanna look the berries when we get to Hollywood." [cool]
The winner and still world's champeen, Oscar the dummy!
"Hey Porcupine, how 'bout pressin' my pants? I wanna look the berries when we get to Hollywood."
"To the fair queen of the fiesta, I dedicate this bull... and I do mean bull."
"Does your car have indigestion? Does it burp in the morning? Try No-Burpoline, the only gasoline containing bicarbonate of soda."
"Boy, you got brains like Napoleon."
"Napoleon's dead."
"I know it."
"Who's in that can?"
"Just garbage!"
"We graduated with the highest temperatures in our class."
"Is it true that time and space are calculated by the direct ratio of interplanetary magnetism to solar radiation?"
"Don't be a chump, you chump. You can't believe all that stuff, that's a campaign promise."
My toin...
"Say, you can't get this guy out of Sing Sing!"
"Good - that's just where he belongs!"
"Did'jya ever hear of Snow, Snow, Beautiful Snow?" "Why yes, did you write that?" "No, I shoveled it."
"What are you doing?"
"My washing."
"Oh, Lady Godiva eh."
"I'll be more than a Colonel...I'll be a Corporal."
Curly in "Uncivil Warbirds"
My toin:
"3000 guineas, 2 geese, and a duck."
"That's a fowl bet!"
"Will the lady with the lucky number come and get me please."
"One move out of you, and I'll kill you."
"If you do, I'll never talk to you again!"
"You know I get dizzy in high places!"
"You're dizzy in low places."
"Which would you rather have, a shoe full of dollar bills, or two socks of fives?"
"I'll take the two socks!"
"You got 'em!"
"You know, they can't throw us fellas out, those days are over."
"Did you hear that? He's got a musical head!"
"Alright fellas, let's get loaded."
"Wait a minute, you know I don't drink."
"Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?"
Curly from Busy Buddies
[3stooges]
My toin...
"Take off your clothes!"
"Pardon me??"
"I said, take off your clothes!"
"How dare you!! I don't even know your name!"
That was Curly & ME in Rythym & Weep.......... :laugh:
Try this one:
"Say what does that monkey got that I ain't got?
A longer tail."
"Central section, northeastern section, western section. If I don't hurry, we'll all be in sections!"
"Why the dirty double-crossers. They throw this game on purpose."
"Dis house has sho' gone crazy!"
I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!"
"I am an artist!"
"I am an artist too!"
"Oh, a pair of drawers!"
Moe: "Looks like a botanical offshoot in the upholstery."
"I baked a cake once, but it fell and killed the cat."
"What would you do if you held the queen alone?"
"It all depends."
"Depends on what?"
"When the king is expected home."
"Shemp there seems to be some mix-up regarding your eligibility to enter these portals."
"ATOMIC DOCUMENTS MISSING. SUSPECTS BEING SCREENED. TOP DRAWER SECRET DATA STOLEN!"
"I know he'll become a General in the cavalry. Why, only last week I had to drag him off the merry-go-round."
My toin:
"Don't tell me you bought the Brooklyn Bridge?"
"Certainly not. That was sold last week!"
Would this happen to be from "Disorder In The Court"? where Moe and Larry were trying to act nonchalant when they noticed that the tic-tac-toe game there were playing on a chair had gotten on the back of one of the court persons suit?
"What are you screamin' about? Go on, carve that goose!"
"I can't! Our goose ain't cooked!"
"Oh boy, a reward."
"Won't Shemp be glad to hear this."
"He certainly will. Hey, where is that puddinghead Shemp?"
"Sit down, eat your dinner like a gentleman."
"I'll eat but I'll promise nothing."
Bud Jamison and Moe from "Three Smart Saps".
My toin:
"Where's your vice?"
"Vice? I have no vice, I'm as pure as the driven snow!"
"Yeah, but you drifted."
My toin...
"Come here and sit on my lap."
"What lap?"