Here, here, great stuff gentlemen! I love that quote from Genesis, they had so many great albums!
My version of the penis-tattoo joke was 2 guys in a public bathroom, both with Wy tattooed on their schnitzels. The one guys stands for Wendy, the other guy chuckles, since his says Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!!! Again, I like yours better, right to the point, no prep work.
For those mid west/east coast tokers, I hoist my deer antler to you! There's nothing so good for the soul as a hearty laugh, everyone laugh!!! From Fiddlers Three I believe...
For you West Coasters, I'm out here in Thousand Tokes, gimme a call.
EDIT: Dude - it's an incredibly bad idea to post your phone number like that. - Dunrobin