Topic: Printed Media

[Giff me dat fill-em!]

Not a nitpick, just an observation (NANJAO):

This was reported by the Cincinnati Post in July of 2005 -

Ohio man charged with exposing his breasts
"He's a guy. He's real tall, and he's got a full set of breasts," assistant Cincinnati solicitor Kevin Donovan told the Post.

But public defender Michael Welsh said the charges really ought to be dropped.

"It's not illegal for a man to expose his breasts," Welsh told the Post.

"It's also not even technically illegal for a woman to expose her breasts (in public)," he said Thursday.

ooooohh ...

[Dunrobin]

"It's also not even technically illegal for a woman to expose her breasts (in public)," he said Thursday.

All right, Ohio! 

[ZEKE]

tits..tits...and more tits...IN PUBLIC!!!!!!     YAY!!!!

[Dog Hambone]

My missus is from Ohio, & as many times as I have gone there to visit, I have yet to see any topless women bouncing around. In fact, there aren't too many women there that I would even want to see topless.   

[Giff me dat fill-em!]

Evidently, Senior Hambone ... YOU have snagged the ONLY pleasantly boobified woman in Ohio, and as such -
I congratulate you!

[Pilsner Panther]

My missus is from Ohio, & as many times as I have gone there to visit, I have yet to see any topless women bouncing around. In fact, there aren't too many women there that I would even want to see topless.   

Well, then you've got to try a beach in Europe, or even some here in California. Not all of the topless women bounce— some sag— but on the whole, the scenery is better than average.

 

Isn't Ohio basically landlocked...? Like, around 1,000 miles from the East Coast and 2,000 from the West Coast?

If I remember right, Cleveland, Ohio, is where the river once caught fire because there were so many polluting, volatile chemicals in it.

No wonder nobody there wants to skinny-dip!

 

[Dog Hambone]

Thanks, Giff, I'll pass along the compliment. And once I snagged her, I held on; our 18th anniversary is coming up in a few months.

There are beaches & waterfronts along Lake Erie in northeastern Ohio. And I know Cleveland was embarrassed enough about the Cuyahoga River fire that they cleaned it up. Now, supposedly, it's safe to drink water from the river (although I probably would pass on that & just have some tap water).

Maybe no one in Ohio is aware of that topless law (or lack thereof). It seems that it should be our solemn duty as red-blooded Amercan males to get this story onto the front page!