Hello Kind Sirs:
If it isn't too much trouble could someone tell me why I can't post in the "Stooges In Other Movies Thread".
If I should be looking in some other thread please forgive me and please don't call me names. (as I am very sensative) Calling me names will give me birth marks.If I don't hear back from you , I'll just figure I'm a big fucking ass-hole and not worthy of a response. Thank You Kind Sirs !!!!!!!! Bill
"O, How grievously doth I suffer! My raiment be but sack-cloth and ashes, in the freezing frost, Jack, and the sneezing snow; I fall, starved, in a swound! Would that I had'st even a single cold bean to eat— but verily, the accurs'd, flea-bitten rats have carried it off! My last bean, by the same good grey rats that I've trusted to share my horse-piss'd bed of straw and wattles, and to keep me warm 'gainst Winter's wintry blasts. Forsooth, I'd sooner trust a ev'n a relative before a rat, after such an indignity as they've thrust upon me!
"Upon mine fundament, my very arse-hole! The lowest, and most surly, vile peasants pass me by as I lie in the gutter, and call me foul names: "Poltroon! Imbecile! Jackanapes! Why don't you wipe yourself?"
"'Tis not mine own misfortune that I can't see the back of myself, 'tis the will of the Almighty!"
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Anyone who wants to run with this lame routine can take it from here...