Talk about guilty pleasures, I was supposed to be in Ernest Saves Christmas. In the part where Ernest is in jail, one of the cons says something to the effect of "he is too Santa Claus". That was supposed to be me. I was working for Disney at the time, and that con was supposed to play jailhouse-type harmonica, which I could do. Problem was, at the final call-back, I had been sent to Germany on a target market tour. That's my movie career in its own extremely small nutshell.