It's Christmas Eve morning 2018 which also doubles as my 40th birthday. I know exactly what you folks are thinking, "Oh my God, that's so awesome! Metaldams actually shares a birthday with Lemmy!" (I made a Rob Halford reference last review. A Dio, Ozzy and Bruce Dickinson reference should be coming soon). It doesn't get more rock 'n' roll than that, folks. Well, there's only one thing that can make this milestone morning more rock 'n' roll, and that would be reviewing Buster Keaton's BLUE BLAZES, so folks, I'm going to deliver.
Don't get too spoiled by the genius of GRAND SLAM OPERA, none of the other Educational shorts are that good, including BLUE BLAZES. Still, this short has its moments. My favorite bit is at the beginning with Keaton having to apologize to his superior why as a fireman he misses the fires, be it falling off the truck into the river or falling down a man hole. The moment he's told if he disappears one more time he'll be transferred, he falls down the firehouse pole hole - perfect wit and timing and great Keaton. We also get Keaton's classic gag later where it looks like he's going to leave the fire truck only to find out, through camera trickery, he's actually grasping onto another object, and I love the loneliness when he's out on the street after falling off the truck yet again, looking around, palm on forehead surveying the area. Just classic Keaton bits I've grown to love over the years.
What keeps this from being a classic is the tacked on nature of the plot. Specifically, the girls starting a fire so they can leave the house doesn't gel with the rest of the plot and feels a bit forced. Even so, still some fun bits in the scene like Keaton riding that bike solo with all the fire equipment as well as his interactions carrying the chief's wife down the ladder.
Good short overall as far as low budget two reel comedies go, I think I, as well as others, look for a higher standard that's a bit unfair because the star is Buster Keaton. I did find this short overall enjoyable and again, I've seen COPS 100 times, this short maybe 3 or 4, so there is that freshness factor.