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Offline Lefty

Did even worse than I thought I would!

ATL @ NO - ATL
WSH @ NYJ - NYJ (dagger in my beloved Skins' season)
ARI @ PIT - ARI
KC @ MIN - MIN (KC might be worst in the league now)
CIN @ BUF - BUF (the upset!)
CHI @ DET - CHI?????
DEN @ CLE - DEN
HOU @ JAX - JAX
MIA @ TEN - MIA
CAR @ SEA - SEA
SD @ GB - GB
BAL @ SF - SF
NE @ IND - NE
NYG @ PHI - PHI

1.  At least Dallas can't lose this week.
2.  If the REDskins want to win, they should wear green uniforms, that way the Jets will think that the 'Skins are the Eagles and lose accordingly.
3.  KC is bad?  Couldn't be the walrus who coaches them, could it?
4.  I hope you are right about this Monday night.


Offline Paul Pain

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1.  At least Dallas can't lose this week.
2.  If the REDskins want to win, they should wear green uniforms, that way the Jets will think that the 'Skins are the Eagles and lose accordingly.
3.  KC is bad?  Couldn't be the walrus who coaches them, could it?
4.  I hope you are right about this Monday night.

1. I heard the spread is BYE (-4.5).
2. Sounds good to me.
3. Coo coo ka choo
4. I'd better be; I love Manning-faces.
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Offline Paul Pain

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SEA @ SF - SEA
BUF @ JAX - BUF
MIN @ DET - MIN
NO @ IND - IND
PIT @ KC - PIT
HOU @ MIA - MIA
NYJ @ NE - NE
CLE @ STL - STL
ATL @ TEN - ATL
TB @ WSH - WSH
OAK @ SD - SD
DAL @ NYG - NYG
PHI @ CAR - CAR
BAL @ ARI - ARI
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Offline Shemp_Diesel

Seattle won pretty handily last night--according to the score--maybe salvaging their season. Even if they do manage to sneak into the playoffs as a Wild Card, they won't go very far...

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Offline Shemp_Diesel

Man, the NFC East is so shitty this year, I'm wondering if it matters which team wins?  ???
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Offline JazzBill

The Jags beat the Bills. There goes 10 points down the toilet in my confidence pool.
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Offline Shemp_Diesel

The Jags beat the Bills. There goes 10 points down the toilet in my confidence pool.

You can always count on the NFL for some crazy shit happening week to week--I'm glad I don't bet real money on these games...

 :o
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Offline Paul Pain

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DET @ KC - KC
TB @ ATL - ATL
SD @ BAL - BAL
MIN @ CHI - MIN
ARI @ CLE - ARI
TEN @ HOU - HOU
NYG @ NO - NO
BYE @ JAX - BYE
CIN @ PIT - CIN
SF @ STL - STL
NYJ @ OAK - NYJ
SEA @ DAL - SEA (Dallas's SIXTH national game of the year... count them SIX!)
GB @ DEN - GB
IND @ CAR - CAR
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Offline Lefty

The Giants lost at New Orleans yesterday.  Why?  Because it was "All Saints Day!"   :laugh:

They have now lost two of the three highest-scoring games in NFL history.

Somehow, they will probably win the NFC Least with 9 or 10 wins and then beat New England for the Super Bowl, same script as 4 and 8 years ago.


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CLE @ CIN - CIN
MIA @ BUF - MIA
GB @ CAR - CAR
STL @ MIN - MIN
WSH @ NE - NE
TEN @ NO - NO
JAX @ NYJ - NYJ
OAK @ PIT - PIT
ATL @ SF - SF
NYG @ TB - TB
DEN @ IND - IND
PHI @ DAL - PHI
CHI @ SD - SD
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Offline Shemp_Diesel

Well, who wants to win the NFC East this year--and, who the hell will win the putrid AFC South? This might be a year where 2 teams with sub .500 records get into the postseason.

And, imagine the hell that would be raised if that happens...  :o
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Offline Paul Pain

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Somehow, they will probably win the NFC Least with 9 or 10 wins and then beat New England for the Super Bowl, same script as 4 and 8 years ago.

I added the proper emphasis to this.
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Offline Paul Pain

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Well, who wants to win the NFC East this year--and, who the hell will win the putrid AFC South? This might be a year where 2 teams with sub .500 records get into the postseason.

And, imagine the hell that would be raised if that happens...  :o

None by me because it would likely be the Redskins in that scenario  ;D
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Offline Paul Pain

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CLE @ CIN - CIN
MIA @ BUF - MIA
GB @ CAR - CAR
STL @ MIN - MIN
WSH @ NE - NE
TEN @ NO - NO
JAX @ NYJ - NYJ
OAK @ PIT - PIT
ATL @ SF - SF
NYG @ TB - TB
DEN @ IND - IND
PHI @ DAL - PHI
CHI @ SD - SD

It was a good week for me, regardless of tonight's game.  I went 8-3 yesterday and, unlike any of ESPN's experts, I had the Colts beating the Broncos!
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Offline Paul Pain

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JAX @ BAL - BAL
DET @ GB - GB
MIA @ PHI - PHI
CLE @ PIT - PIT
CHI @ STL - STL
DAL @ TB - TB
CAR @ TEN - CAR
NO @ WSH - NO
MIN @ OAK - MIN
KC @ DEN - DEN
NE @ NYG - NE
ARI @ SEA - SEA
HOU @ CIN - CIN

So, in short, both my teams will see their seasons come to an end this week.
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Offline Paul Pain

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Color me surprised by the massacre happening in Landover.
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Offline Shemp_Diesel

As usual, a lot of weird shit happening in the NFL--how about the Rams today???

 :o
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Offline Shemp_Diesel

Man, Week 10 was pure murder on the picks I had in my football pool--and the Bengals didn't help matters last night. Just Brutal...

 :-\
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Offline Squirrelbait

Man, Week 10 was pure murder on the picks I had in my football pool--and the Bengals didn't help matters last night. Just Brutal...

 :-\
You and me both, Shemp. I went 3-11. OUCH is an understatement..... [cry]
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Offline Paul Pain

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I got 5 wins, but nobody in their right mind would guess the Chiefs would hand Peyton Manning the most embarrassing loss of his career IN MILE HIGH STADIUM.

TEN @ JAX - JAX
IND @ ATL - ATL
STL @ BAL - BAL
WSH @ CAR - CAR
DEN @ CHI - CHI
OAK @ DET - OAK
NYJ @ HOU - NYJ
DAL @ MIA - MIA
TB @ PHI - PHI
KC @ SD - KC
GB @ MIN - MIN
SF @ SEA - SEA
CIN @ ARI - ARI
BUF @ NE - NE
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Offline Paul Pain

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PHI @ DET - DET
CAR @ DAL - CAR
CHI @ GB - GB
MIN @ ATL - MIN
STL @ CIN - CIN
NO @ HOU - HOU
TB @ IND - IND?????
SD @ JAX - JAX
BUF @ KC - KC
MIA @ NYJ - NYJ
OAK @ TEN - OAK?????
NYG @ WSH - WSH
ARI @ SF - ARI
PIT @ SEA - PIT
NE @ DEN - NE
BAL @ CLE - BAL
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Offline Paul Pain

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12-4 last week... one of my best

BS Week 13:
GB @ DET - DET
NYJ @ NYG - NYJ
ARI @ STL - ARI
ATL @ TB - TB
SEA @ MIN - MIN
HOU @ BUF - HOU
BAL @ MIA - MIA
CIN @ CLE - CIN
JAX @ TEN - JAX
SF @ CHI - CHI
DEN @ SD - DEN
KC @ OAK - KC
CAR @ NO - CAR
PHI @ NE - NE
IND @ PIT - PIT
DAL @ WSH - WSH
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Offline Shemp_Diesel

I'm a bit late, but congrats to the Broncos for taking a chunk out of the Pats and stopping any thoughts about 19-0....


 :)
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Offline Shemp_Diesel

Wow, the Eagles taking a chunk out of the Patriots--how many people had that yesterday?
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Offline Lefty

Wow, the Eagles taking a chunk out of the Patriots--how many people had that yesterday?

I did before the season, under the "I don't mind the Patriots going 15-1 as long as that loss is to the Eagles."  Of course, I figured they would lose 62-7 if the Gronkulator played, 52-7 without him.  So now the Eagles have beaten every team in the NFL since Y2K.

Tonight, for possibly the first time in history, the Eagles and the Giants will be rooting for Dallas.  As the late Richie Ashburn used to say to the late Harry Kalas, "Hard to believe, Harry!" -- on both counts.