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Offline Squirrelbait

Well, once again, football season is upon us. Thursday night, the Patriots and Steelers will be playing in the season opener!
What are your thoughts going into the season? Who do you root for? Who do you think will win Super Bowl 50?

Also, feel free to add your picks each week as well......just like I'm about to do:

Steelers vs Patriots - PATRIOTS
Packers vs Bears - PACKERS
Chiefs vs Texans - CHIEFS
Browns vs Jets - JETS
Colts vs Bills - COLTS
Dolphins vs Redskins - DOLPHINS
Panthers vs Jaguars - PANTHERS
Seahawks vs Rams - SEAHAWKS
Saints vs Cardinals - CARDINALS
Lions vs Chargers - CHARGERS
Titans vs Bucs - BUCS
Bengals vs Raiders - BENGALS
Ravens vs Broncos - BRONCOS
Giants vs Cowboys - COWBOYS
Eagles vs Falcons - EAGLES
Vikings vs 49ers - VIKINGS

Have at it, and enjoy the season!
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Offline Shemp_Diesel

I almost forgot that the NFL season opener is upon us--where does the time go? I think I'm still a little too wrapped up in baseball to watch the Steelers--and I'm wondering if anyone in the AFC East has the fortitude to challenge the Patriots this season.

If I was a betting man, I would say no...


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Offline Shemp_Diesel

Another thought I had--will the Seahawks be able to recover from what I believe was the dumbest fucking playcall in Super Bowl history...


 ???
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Offline Shemp_Diesel

The 1st NFL Sunday of the regular season is here--surely, I'm not the only one who's a bit excited about this?
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Offline Lefty

The 1st NFL Sunday of the regular season is here--surely, I'm not the only one who's a bit excited about this?

I'm not excited about it at all.  Some team that wears green is not playing today.


Offline Paul Pain

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Paul's idiocy of the NFL: Week 1

Packers vs Bears - PACKERS
Chiefs vs Texans - CHIEFS
Browns vs Jets - JETS
Colts vs Bills - COLTS
Dolphins vs Redskins - DOLPHINS
Panthers vs Jaguars - PANTHERS
Seahawks vs Rams - RAMS
Saints vs Cardinals - CARDINALS
Lions vs Chargers - CHARGERS
Titans vs Bucs - TITANS
Bengals vs Raiders - BENGALS
Ravens vs Broncos - BRONCOS
Giants vs Cowboys - COWBOYS
Eagles vs Falcons - FALCONS
Vikings vs 49ers - 49ers
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Offline Shemp_Diesel

I'm liking a lot of the road teams to win today, so obviously that means I'll get crushed in the football pool I participate in...

 ::)
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Offline Shemp_Diesel

Goddamn, what a finish to the Sunday night game--of course, I was ecstatic to see it, seeing as how I had the Boys in my football pool. Wow...

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Offline Paul Pain

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14-1 and one in Week 1!  Not bad!  Can only go down from here.
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Offline Squirrelbait

14-1 and one in Week 1!  Not bad!  Can only go down from here.

You did way better than I did, Paul.
11-5 for me....
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Offline Squirrelbait

The 1st NFL Sunday of the regular season is here--surely, I'm not the only one who's a bit excited about this?

No, trust me, you were most certainly NOT the only one who was excited!
And now, here come Squirrelbait's Week 2 Picks:

Broncos vs Chiefs - CHIEFS
Texans vs Panthers - PANTHERS
49ers vs Steelers - STEELERS
Bucs vs Saints - SAINTS
Lions vs Vikings - LIONS
Cardinals vs Bears - CARDINALS
Patriots vs Bills - PATRIOTS
Chargers vs Bengals - BENGALS
Titans vs Browns - TITANS
Falcons vs Giants - GIANTS
Rams vs Redskins - RAMS
Dolphins vs Jaguars - DOLPHINS
Ravens vs Raiders - RAVENS
Cowboys vs Eagles - EAGLES
Seahawks vs Packers - PACKERS
Jets vs Colts - COLTS

Week 1 stats: 11-5 (Meh...)
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Offline Paul Pain

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Paul's idiocy of the NFL: Week 2

Broncos vs Chiefs - DONKEYS
Texans vs Panthers - PANTHERS
49ers vs Steelers - STEELERS
Bucs vs Saints - SAINTS
Lions vs Vikings - LIONS
Cardinals vs Bears - CARDINALS
Patriots vs Bills - PATRIOTS
Chargers vs Bengals - CHARGERS
Titans vs Browns - TITANS
Falcons vs Giants - GIANTS
Rams vs Redskins - RAMS
Dolphins vs Jaguars - DOLPHINS
Ravens vs Raiders - RAVENS
Cowboys vs Eagles - EAGLES
Seahawks vs Packers - PACKERS
Jets vs Colts - COLTS
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Offline Shemp_Diesel

I was hoping the Bills would give the Pats a game today--that's what I get for hoping....

 :-\
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Offline Shemp_Diesel

I wonder what the state of Philadelphia is right now? 0-2 for those Eagles, but with the Cowboys starters dropping like flies, maybe there is time to right the ship? Any thoughts, Lefty?

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Offline Lefty

I wonder what the state of Philadelphia is right now? 0-2 for those Eagles, but with the Cowboys starters dropping like flies, maybe there is time to right the ship? Any thoughts, Lefty?

1.  Let's see what happens Thursday when the Deadskins and Gnats face each other.
2.  The Eagles are 9-0 all-time against the Jets.
3.  I have been telling the Gnats' bandwagon fans at work that their team would go 10-6, win the division, and beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl.  Wait a week -- that script has been played out twice.
4.  Let's go, Flyers!


Offline Squirrelbait

Here we go....Squirrelbait's week 3 picks

Redskins vs Giants - GIANTS
Falcons vs Cowboys - FALCONS (Poor Tony Romo [cry])
Colts vs Titans - COLTS
Raiders vs Browns - BROWNS
Bengals vs Ravens - BENGALS
Jaguars vs Patriots - PATRIOTS
Saints vs Panthers - PANTHERS
Eagles vs Jets - JETS
Bucs vs Texans - TEXANS
Chargers vs Vikings - CHARGERS
Steelers vs Rams - STEELERS
49ers vs Cardinals - CARDINALS
Bills vs Dolphins - DOLPHINS
Bears vs Seahawks - SEAHAWKS
Broncos vs Lions - BRONCOS
Chiefs vs Packers - PACKERS

Week 2 stats: 6-10 (ouch!)
Season stats: 17-15 (DOUBLE ouch!)
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Offline Paul Pain

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Redskins vs Giants - REDSKINS (I wish)
Falcons vs Cowboys - FALCONS
Colts vs Titans - TITANS
Raiders vs Browns - BROWNS
Bengals vs Ravens - BENGALS
Jaguars vs Patriots - PATRIOTS
Saints vs Panthers - PANTHERS
Eagles vs Jets - JETS
Bucs vs Texans - TEXANS
Chargers vs Vikings - VIKINGS
Steelers vs Rams - STEELERS
49ers vs Cardinals - CARDINALS
Bills vs Dolphins - DOLPHINS
Bears vs Seahawks - SEAHAWKS
Broncos vs Lions - BRONCOS
Chiefs vs Packers - PACKERS (this should be a REALLY good game)
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Offline Shemp_Diesel

Redskins and Giants, I have no friggin' clue about. But--in tough situations like this--I say go with the home team....
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Offline Lefty

Eagles 10, Jets 0.  Next game, 4 years hence in Philly.  11-0 perhaps?


Offline Squirrelbait

Squirrelbait's Week 4 Picks:

Ravens vs Steelers - RAVENS
Jets vs Dolphins - JETS
Jaguars vs Colts - COLTS
Giants vs Bills - BILLS
Panthers vs Bucs - PANTHERS
Eagles vs Redskins - EAGLES
Raiders vs Bears - RAIDERS
Texans vs Falcons - FALCONS
Chiefs vs Bengals - BENGALS
Browns vs Chargers - CHARGERS
Packers vs 49ers - PACKERS
Rams vs Cardinals - CARDINALS
Vikings vs Broncos - BRONCOS
Cowboys vs Saints - COWBOYS
Lions vs Seahawks - SEAHAWKS

Week 3 stats: 12-4 (Not too shabby)
Season stats: 29-19 (Keep on keepin' on...)

If there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.


Offline Paul Pain

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Ravens vs Steelers - STEELERS
Jets vs Dolphins - JETS
Jaguars vs Colts - COLTS
Giants vs Bills - BILLS
Panthers vs Bucs - PANTHERS
Eagles vs Redskins - EAGLES
Raiders vs Bears - RAIDERS
Texans vs Falcons - FALCONS
Chiefs vs Bengals - BENGALS
Browns vs Chargers - CHARGERS
Packers vs 49ers - PACKERS
Rams vs Cardinals - CARDINALS
Vikings vs Broncos - BRONCOS
Cowboys vs Saints - COWBOYS
Lions vs Seahawks - SEAHAWKS
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Offline Shemp_Diesel

Not much of a Thursday Night contest this week, so I'll most likely be watching the MLB game later tonight...

 [pie]
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CHI @ KC - KC
SEA @ CIN- CIN
WSH @ ATL- ATL
JAX @ TB- push JAX
NO @ PHI- PHI
CLE @ BAL- BAL
STL @ GB- GB
BUF @ TEN- BUF
ARI @ DET- ARI
DEN @ OAK- OAK
SF @ NYG- NYG
PIT @ SD- SD

Time to look bad
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Offline Shemp_Diesel

My picks for this week don't appear to be too bad so far--I've dropped 3 going into the afternoon games and, of course, with the NFL there seems to be some wacky shit just about every week; the Browns beating the Ravens, and the Saints getting pounded by the Eagles...

 :o
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Did even worse than I thought I would!

ATL @ NO - ATL
WSH @ NYJ - NYJ (dagger in my beloved Skins' season)
ARI @ PIT - ARI
KC @ MIN - MIN (KC might be worst in the league now)
CIN @ BUF - BUF (the upset!)
CHI @ DET - CHI?????
DEN @ CLE - DEN
HOU @ JAX - JAX
MIA @ TEN - MIA
CAR @ SEA - SEA
SD @ GB - GB
BAL @ SF - SF
NE @ IND - NE
NYG @ PHI - PHI
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