Stock-footage Fest is upon us! There's worse to come, as we all know, but besides the deplorable stock footage, There are a couple of lines in the new footage that I'd like to point out which show how tired and played out (and perhaps, as has been suggested by some others, drunk ) the writers were. Let's try this as an A-B comparison, A.) being Three Dumb Clucks with Curly, and B.) being Daisy's Penthouse with Shemp:
A.) C: You think they mean me?
M: They dont mean Me...
L: Me either!
B.) S: You think they mean me?
M: Well they don't mean your uncle!
A.) Thug: Daisy's waitin' for you downstairs!
C. Oh, I better get down there!
B.) Thug: Daisy's waitin for you downstairs!
S: Well, I'd better get down there quickly.
Looking at the first exchange, A.) is not really a joke, it's a bit of dialogue which, along with pretty good acting, ramps up the tension. B.) is just a stupid, amateurish, mean wisecrack by Moe which adds nothing to the situation and lands with a thud as a joke.
In the second exchange, at A.) Curly is energetic and pops a good straightline, his energy matching the toss down the elevator shaft. At B.) Shemp reads that line, which is ineptly written anyway, if indeed it was written that way, like someone inquiring about a library book, so affectless and unemotional is he. It's tempting to think he muffed the line slightly, so humorless is it, but he enunciates smoothly enough that a gaffe is not obvious, and it just comes off as a terrible reading of a terrible line, and, if you know the original, terribly unfunny.
Look, guys, I hate reviling these things in print, and I know the circumstances that made them so bad, and I promise I won't be a buzzkill on most of them ( which is to say I won't be commenting at all ) but every so often I'm going to have to vent. Metal, you were kind enough to say you're looking forward to my Besser comments, thank you, but that's not going to happen much. The Bessers are too depressing.
I'll hang around, though, until the Curly-Joes, which I like, and with which I am probably all alone in the world.