Topic: Avoid a Stan and Ollie New Year's Eve

[Signor Spumoni]

Should you and your Night Owls friends attend a Hollywood Party, be careful when imbibing Laughing Gravy or you may become Blotto and act like Block-Heads.  If your Chickens Come Home, it will mean Nothing But Trouble.  You could wind up in the County Hospital, or, as The Finishing Touch, in The Hoose-Gow. 

Happy 2016 to all my fellow Morons in Moronika! 

[metaldams]

I had three Coronas and a concoction of something poured in a shot glass.  My brother and I had deep philosophical conversations about music and relationships, and then proceeded to talk about how funny it would be to crawl on top of the bar table and randomly hump people's hamburgers.  We then laughed for five minutes until our sides hurt, then laughed some more.  Kind of sums up my life philosophy, say something deep, then tell a fart joke.

Happy New Year, everyone.