If I were the commissioner of baseball, besides firing Joe West, Angel Hernandez, Bob Davidson, and C.B. Bucknor, I would tell Faux and ESPN (Especially Stupid Programming for Numbskulls) that their boy A-Fraud and his team are not going to get special treatment by the remaining umpires to help the Skankees make the playoffs. And I would have told Torrie's sugar daddy either to accept a lifetime ban a la Pete Rose, or have the Junkies forfeit the 2009 World Series (among other games).
It would thrill me no end on September 29th to have A-Roid hit into a triple play with the bases loaded in the top of the 9th with N.Y. leading by one run, and have Mariano Rivera blow the save and lose in the bottom of the 9th on errors by Roidriguez, knocking the Yuckies out of a playoff spot.
That said, I do wish the pinstriped pinheads good luck against teams other than the Phillies in interleague play in 2015 (regular season only).