I just found this thread and read through it quickly. I am sorely disappointed to see the members of this site writing at such lengths about frivolous topics like the presidency and the future of this country when the truly important question before us is surely: how should the Three Stooges be cast from among the US presidential candidates? And I think that candidates who were formerly in the race but have dropped out should be included in the consideration. My nominations are as follows:
First, the two permanent Stooges:
Moe: Herman Cain. He's the only one whom I can see dealing out the slaps, eye-pokes, nose-honkings, and head-conks to the others.
Larry: Mitt Romney. The Stooge in the middle.
Next, the changing role of Third Stooge:
Curly: Ron Paul. He's just crazy enough. "Woo-woo-woo-woo!"
Shemp: Rick Perry. He's got the low brow; though maybe he comes across as too dim to be a Stooge?
Joe: Rick Santorum. I can see him making ineffectual downward slaps at Moe and whining "Not so LOUD!"
Curly Joe: I don't know . . . Tim Pawlenty?
Moe - Ron Paul: Has every right to slap, poke, and bonk all the other candidates
Larry - Rick Perry: Because Perry and Larry rhyme, got a better reason?
Curly - Herman Cain: Because 9-9-9 and Woo-woo-woo have a similar ring, plus he likes the ladies
Shemp - Barack Obama: Confusion with both concerning the details of their birth
Joe - Rick Santorum: For the pure comic value of seeing the "gay" Stooge (not according to me, but search past threads, some people believe this) being portrayed by the biggest homophobe of them all
Curly Joe - Mitt Romney: No originality or personality, but is somehow linked to people with a lot of money who get ahead in life
Emil Sitka - Gary Johnson: Only the most hardcore supporters know who the hell he is
Classic comic exchange:
Perry: ....and I tell ya, it's three agencies of governemnt when I get there that are gone. Commerce, education, and the....the...uhh, what's the third one there, let's see......
Paul: No, you only get get two
(gives Perry an eye poke)
Paul: ...and I'll make it five
(slaps Perry in the face)