Topic: Now, that's some tomato!!

[Curly4444]

[metaldams]

The picture deleted was of a female's ample backside with a tad more showing than the buns.

Curly, no nudity on this site, especially because some of us look at this stuff at work.

[shemps#1]

Umm Doug...have you been getting in my stash? The picture in question actually was a tomato with a lady in the background bending over in such a way as to make it look like the tomato was her ass. ROFL! I mean I don't mind sharing my stash with you, just chip in next time.

[Curly4444]

Umm Doug...have you been getting in my stash? The picture in question actually was a tomato with a lady in the background bending over in such a way as to make it look like the tomato was her ass. ROFL! I mean I don't mind sharing my stash with you, just chip in next time.

Yeah, must have been some real bad shit. I cant believe you thought that was real nudity.  Maybe its time for some glasses. 


Geeze, tomatoes even in the title. lol

[metaldams]

Umm Doug...have you been getting in my stash? The picture in question actually was a tomato with a lady in the background bending over in such a way as to make it look like the tomato was her ass. ROFL! I mean I don't mind sharing my stash with you, just chip in next time.

Get the hell out!  Fooled me, I just took a quick glance at the thing.  Curly, if it was indeed a tomato, I do apologize, and you can reprint the picture. 

Give me a break, it's Friday night, I had a long week at work, and I think it's been so long since I've seen a real female.......I mean, I'm just tired dude.  Yeah, that's it.

[shemps#1]

Get the hell out!  Fooled me, I just took a quick glance at the thing.  Curly, if it was indeed a tomato, I do apologize, and you can reprint the picture. 

Give me a break, it's Friday night, I had a long week at work, and I think it's been so long since I've seen a real female.......I mean, I'm just tired dude.  Yeah, that's it.

This is the funniest thing to happen here in a long time.

[Curly4444]

Give me a break, it's Friday night, I had a long week at work, and I think it's been so long since I've seen a real female.......I mean, I'm just tired dude.  Yeah, that's it.

Give this man a subscription to playboy stat.

[shemps#1]

Give this man a subscription to playboy stat.

He has the Internet and a computer, what's he need antiquated porn for?

[metaldams]

This is the funniest thing to happen here in a long time.

I agree, even I'm laughing, and it's at my own expense!

[metaldams]

The tomato matches her skin tone and that looks like a friggin thong.  I gotta get out more.

[Curly4444]

He's the Internet and a computer, what's he need antiquated porn for?

Yeah, thats true.

He should have read the words. It does say "relax, its just a tomato".

[shemps#1]

I'll tell you, that's one giant hand that can completely palm that ass. A handy from a hand that big would make me a eunuch.

[metaldams]

You know what guys, I knew it was a tomato all along.  I was only kidding.  In actuality, I was just emulating my hero for when I run for president in 2016.

[Curly4444]

You know what guys, I knew it was a tomato all along.

Dont lie, who do you think you are Obama?? 

[shemps#1]

Oh no, we have enough of those types already. I couldn't in good conscience vote for you Doug unless a concession or two were made.

[metaldams]

Oh no, we have enough of those types already. I couldn't in good conscience vote for you Doug unless a concession or two were made.

My concession is I'll have the best political motto ever when I rid the world of the evils of porn.  This should be Santorum's motto, in all seriousness...

"Speak loudly and carry a small stick, we can't watch people go far."

[Dunrobin]

This is the funniest thing to happen here in a long time.

I agree, even I'm laughing, and it's at my own expense!

Doug, if it makes you feel any better I damned near did the same thing when I first saw the picture, right after it was posted.  I was about to go ape when I realized that it was Curly4444 who had posted it, which made me take a second look and then I laughed my ass off at myself when I scrolled down and saw the "Relax, its only a tomato." 

 

Curly4444:      You got us good!

[metaldams]

Doug, if it makes you feel any better I damned near did the same thing when I first saw the picture, right after it was posted.  I was about to go ape when I realized that it was Curly4444 who had posted it, which made me take a second look and then I laughed my ass off at myself when I scrolled down and saw the "Relax, its only a tomato." 

 

Curly4444:      You got us good!

....and you wanna know what's even crazier?  Now that I'm studying the detail in the thing like I'm at an art museum, I just noticed the hand holding the tomato.

Thank God I'm not the only one.

[Curly4444]

I was about to go ape when I realized that it was Curly4444 who had posted it

I guess that's a compliment?

If boid brain posted it, i guess you would've went ape shit. 

I saw the hand right away, i'm a stickler for detail.

Curly4444:      You got us good!

Funny thing is, i didn't think i would have. I guess i owe thanks to metaldams? 

[vomit]

I don't generally like tomatoes, but this one grabbed my attention....