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Offline Curly4444

« Last Edit: April 06, 2012, 08:19:52 PM by metaldams »


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The picture deleted was of a female's ample backside with a tad more showing than the buns.

Curly, no nudity on this site, especially because some of us look at this stuff at work.
- Doug Sarnecky


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Umm Doug...have you been getting in my stash? The picture in question actually was a tomato with a lady in the background bending over in such a way as to make it look like the tomato was her ass. ROFL! I mean I don't mind sharing my stash with you, just chip in next time.
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Umm Doug...have you been getting in my stash? The picture in question actually was a tomato with a lady in the background bending over in such a way as to make it look like the tomato was her ass. ROFL! I mean I don't mind sharing my stash with you, just chip in next time.

Yeah, must have been some real bad shit. I cant believe you thought that was real nudity.  :laugh: Maybe its time for some glasses.  [pie]


Geeze, tomatoes even in the title. lol


Offline metaldams

Umm Doug...have you been getting in my stash? The picture in question actually was a tomato with a lady in the background bending over in such a way as to make it look like the tomato was her ass. ROFL! I mean I don't mind sharing my stash with you, just chip in next time.


Get the hell out!  Fooled me, I just took a quick glance at the thing.  Curly, if it was indeed a tomato, I do apologize, and you can reprint the picture. 

Give me a break, it's Friday night, I had a long week at work, and I think it's been so long since I've seen a real female.......I mean, I'm just tired dude.  Yeah, that's it.
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Get the hell out!  Fooled me, I just took a quick glance at the thing.  Curly, if it was indeed a tomato, I do apologize, and you can reprint the picture. 

Give me a break, it's Friday night, I had a long week at work, and I think it's been so long since I've seen a real female.......I mean, I'm just tired dude.  Yeah, that's it.

This is the funniest thing to happen here in a long time.
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish." - Unknown


Offline Curly4444

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Give me a break, it's Friday night, I had a long week at work, and I think it's been so long since I've seen a real female.......I mean, I'm just tired dude.  Yeah, that's it.

Give this man a subscription to playboy stat.


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Give this man a subscription to playboy stat.

He has the Internet and a computer, what's he need antiquated porn for?
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish." - Unknown


Offline metaldams

This is the funniest thing to happen here in a long time.

I agree, even I'm laughing, and it's at my own expense!
- Doug Sarnecky


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The tomato matches her skin tone and that looks like a friggin thong.  I gotta get out more.
- Doug Sarnecky


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He's the Internet and a computer, what's he need antiquated porn for?

Yeah, thats true.

He should have read the words. It does say "relax, its just a tomato".


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I'll tell you, that's one giant hand that can completely palm that ass. A handy from a hand that big would make me a eunuch.
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish." - Unknown


Offline metaldams

You know what guys, I knew it was a tomato all along.  I was only kidding.  In actuality, I was just emulating my hero for when I run for president in 2016.

- Doug Sarnecky


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You know what guys, I knew it was a tomato all along.

Dont lie, who do you think you are Obama??  [pie]


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Oh no, we have enough of those types already. I couldn't in good conscience vote for you Doug unless a concession or two were made.
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish." - Unknown


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Oh no, we have enough of those types already. I couldn't in good conscience vote for you Doug unless a concession or two were made.

My concession is I'll have the best political motto ever when I rid the world of the evils of porn.  This should be Santorum's motto, in all seriousness...

"Speak loudly and carry a small stick, we can't watch people go far."
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This is the funniest thing to happen here in a long time.

I agree, even I'm laughing, and it's at my own expense!

Doug, if it makes you feel any better I damned near did the same thing when I first saw the picture, right after it was posted.  I was about to go ape when I realized that it was Curly4444 who had posted it, which made me take a second look and then I laughed my ass off at myself when I scrolled down and saw the "Relax, its only a tomato." 

 [doh]

Curly4444:    [thumbleft]  You got us good!


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Doug, if it makes you feel any better I damned near did the same thing when I first saw the picture, right after it was posted.  I was about to go ape when I realized that it was Curly4444 who had posted it, which made me take a second look and then I laughed my ass off at myself when I scrolled down and saw the "Relax, its only a tomato." 

 [doh]

Curly4444:    [thumbleft]  You got us good!


....and you wanna know what's even crazier?  Now that I'm studying the detail in the thing like I'm at an art museum, I just noticed the hand holding the tomato.

Thank God I'm not the only one.
- Doug Sarnecky


Offline Curly4444

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I was about to go ape when I realized that it was Curly4444 who had posted it
I guess that's a compliment?

If boid brain posted it, i guess you would've went ape shit.  :laugh:

I saw the hand right away, i'm a stickler for detail.


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Curly4444:    [thumbleft]  You got us good!

Funny thing is, i didn't think i would have. I guess i owe thanks to metaldams?  ;D


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I don't generally like tomatoes, but this one grabbed my attention....
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