I don't have a list, but here's my all time favorite:
Man: Are you members of the press?
Moe: Why, uhhhhh...
Curly: I used to be! But I didn't do any pressing. I went through the pockets, sort of a 'dry cleaning'! Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
Moe: (slaps him) Why you...
Curly: OUCH!
Priceless. I laugh every time I think about it!