Topic: I Wonder If He Went to the Wrestling Matches?

[BeAStooge]

Pa. Man Fakes Mom's Obit to Get Time Off 
AP 12/9/11

Authorities in northwestern Pennsylvania say a man published an obituary for his living mother in a ploy to get paid bereavement time off from work.

Relatives called The Jeffersonian Democrat newspaper in Brookville after the obit appeared to report the woman was actually alive and well. The woman herself then visited the paper.

Brookville police charged Scott Bennett, 45, with disorderly conduct on Tuesday.

Democrat editor Randy Bartley says he accepted the obituary in good faith after being unable to confirm the funeral arrangements at press time.  He told The Derrick newspaper on Friday that the woman was very understanding.

Police Chief Ken Dworek says Bennett wrote up the memorial notice because he didn't want to get fired for taking time off.

[metaldams]

Pa. Man Fakes Mom's Obit to Get Time Off 
AP 12/9/11

Authorities in northwestern Pennsylvania say a man published an obituary for his living mother in a ploy to get paid bereavement time off from work.

Relatives called The Jeffersonian Democrat newspaper in Brookville after the obit appeared to report the woman was actually alive and well. The woman herself then visited the paper.

Brookville police charged Scott Bennett, 45, with disorderly conduct on Tuesday.

Democrat editor Randy Bartley says he accepted the obituary in good faith after being unable to confirm the funeral arrangements at press time.  He told The Derrick newspaper on Friday that the woman was very understanding.

Police Chief Ken Dworek says Bennett wrote up the memorial notice because he didn't want to get fired for taking time off.

It's been a while, but didn't W.C. Fields do that with his mother-in-law in THE MAN ON THE FLYING TRAPEZE........oh wait a minute, now I get the wrestling match reference.  Had to think about that one for a minute.

[Lefty]

The guy should have had a government job.  That way, he would have had plenty of vacation time.