I hope that all you people posting about
Seinfeld on this site remember this exchange between Jerry and his sexy, foreign neighbor Gina, whose boyfriend is in a coma following a suicide attempt (season 3, "
The Suicide"):
GINA: Let me ask you. What will you do if Martín wakes up? Run away like a mouse?
JERRY: No, more like the Three Stooges at the end of every movie.
GINA: Who are these Stooges you speak of?
JERRY: They’re a comedy team.
GINA: Tell me about them. Everything.
JERRY: Well, they’re three kind-of funny-looking guys and they hit each other a lot.
GINA: You will show me the Stooges?
JERRY: I will show you the Stooges.
GINA: When?
JERRY: Well, I don’t really know where the Stooges are right now, but if I locate them, you will be the first to know.