Howard the Duck looks like Shaquille O'Neal dumped flour all over himself.
Clint Howard was in an episode of Married With Children. I couldn't figure out who was uglier -- him or his mother, Jean Speegle Howard.
Howard Cosell's real name was the same as that of Howard Caine (Major Hochstetter of Hogan's Heroes) -- Howard Cohen. As for Cosell, he had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.