I like little dogs better than big dogs because they don't get in your way as much. Baxter, my old St. Bernard, would always get in the way of the TV, and it would take forever to him to move.
That being said, on Mondays, our landscaper comes, and Charlie goes nuts, even though it happens EVERY FUCKIN' MONDAY. He should be used to it by now.
Zoe's bark is annoying and it takes forever for the two of them to shut up.
I prefer cats.